>Superman's British teeth
>>80680317
Stop it
Cavill is sensitive about them
fml...
first the hair
Meanwhile Batman has real American teeth
>>80680317
They look like post fight metropolis
>>80680317
I mean really, if superman need lasers to shave I doubt braces are going to help him.
>>80681022
Stop making sense in a shitposting thread
Oh fuck, im losing hope in this movie
>>80680362
He's a fucking movie star. You'd figure he'd get them fixed, then. His hairline never bothered me, but this does.
>>80681022
Although this makes sense.
>>80680475
It's funny, when Brits see American teeth they think we all have "disgusting veneers"
I always heard having bad teeth led to bad bone structure but looking at Henry Cavill, I guess that isn't true.
Pls no bully henry
He "reads message boards"
>>80681022
>implying the fortress can't make Kryptonian invisalign for him
And Cavill has been acting for a while, no excuse for not getting that fixed if OP isn't a shoop. He has the money.
>>80680317
He's an alien remember.
>>80680475
You know, messed up teeth would actually be better for Batman. When one of the few things you can see on a person is their teeth, and they're trying to strike fear into you, it undermines them a bit when you imagine them sitting in a dentist's chair.
>>80681374
Most super heroes go to the dentist, and all superheroes poopDoes Superman take supershits?
>>80680317
That is shooped
>>80681543
I don't see why his poops would be that much different. His other bodily fluids aren't really. Maybe stomach acid, I don't know.
>>80681543
>>80681611
Only in the bathroom of solidturd
>>80681543
Is flash the fastest shitter alive?
>>80681641
yes, and he can actually vibrate his anus so fast that his shits can pass through steel walls
>>80681611
not as strong as matter eater lad's stomach acid
>>80681761
I think MEL's spit is also very strong
>>80680475
Pretty sure Ben got his teeth did.
>>80681374
His teeth aren't bad, they just overlap some what. They're all there, white and workable.
>>80681367
Because of Cavill's teeth?
>>80680317
>British teeth
Lovecraft wrote many stories about them.
I don't see anything wrong with them, OP.
>>80680317
You Americans are ridiculously insecure
>>80680317
Jesus christ, I did not notice that until now.
>>80680317
God damn. Finally a superhero I can relate to...
