A portal through space and time opens up and yourself from 2006 is shown this picture and you are told that this will be in a movie in ten years time.
How does your 2006 self react to this news?
I shit on the floor and bawl my eyes out
pff who cares! I want a Naruto movie I don't read baby comics any more I read MANGA for mature adults.
>>80677638
Tobey
>>80677638
They're gonna delay Spider-Man 3 for ten years?
>>80677638
Gaga gogoo?
oh man the spider-man movies are gonna be around forever! cant wait for 3 I heard it has venom. I'm glad were still going to be getting quality superhero movies
I see Cap's shield, go ape shit, and furiously masturbate for the next 10 years.
>>80677661
>>80677683
I always knew /co/ was full of children but fucking 10 year olds?
>>80677638
he doesn't. he has no idea what the fuck spider-man's holding
>>80677638
"Why is Spider-Man holding a big discus?"
I'd respond like I'm still responding right now: I just cannot believe they actually managed to get Spiderman in the MCU. I honestly, truly never thought this was going to happen. Seeing him there still feels off somehow, like it's a fake trailer or something.
>>80677721
>"I always knew /co/ was full of children but fucking 10 year olds?"
What 10 year old cries and shits on the floor?
>>80677721
I was joking, but it wouldn't surprise me if there are ~10-year-olds on 4chan.
I was 14 when I started to post here back in 08.
>>80677752
Not him, but 10-10=0
>>80677746
The MCU wasn't a thing in 2006.
>>80677752
So you're saying you haven't aged at all in ten years?
>>80677808
Shit my bad, I was thinking 2008.
>>80677746
You know what I think it is? We've gotten so used to the MCU and its real-world tone, and here you have a hero who not only wears spandex and has a secret identity, but looks like he's been ripped straight out of the comics. It's really refreshing.
If Spidey ends up being the flagship for Phase 4 the way Iron Man was for Phase 1, I'm looking forward to seeing the MCU's Osborn, Venom, etc.
>>80677821
I was leaning more towards the fact that I just did not expect a character / franchise owned by Sony or Fox to show up in the MCU like this, but yeah, Spidey def. has the potential to get the MCU a bit crazier - i hope they make good use of that
>>80677638
"This look even better than the My super ex-girlfriend movie.
>>80677801
>>80677810
What are you fucking talking about? 10-10+10=10
>>80677861
Sony realised the real money pot was with the MCU universe. Also, Sony it's hard time for Sony. Except for their Game console division, they at loss everywhere.
>>80677902
So, to get the age of someone in 2006, you remove 10, then add 10? what the fuck?
>>80677936
One shot for Mr. Body in the study, two for the chandelier, TWO at the lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
>>80677902
>>80677752
We are saying, that seeing OP asked
>How does your 2006 self react to this news?
this anon there
>>80677661
>I shit on the floor and bawl my eyes out
Explaining it would be his reaction in 2006.
That anon there
>>80677721
deduces the shitting anon was a newborn in 2006 and therefore conclude he is now 10 years old.
The anon there >>80677752
is mistaken when he assumes the shitting on the floor happens now whereas it was described to have happened in 2006.
>>80677638
I don't give a shit because I'm 9 and I only started reading comics when I was 12
>>80678094
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. As I was trying to say, there are no more bullets left in this gun, you see?
>>80678005
God no.
Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the wrench.
>>80677902
>>80678177
>>80678187
I fail to get the reference.
>>80678187
one plus two... plus two...
>>80678225
Clue.
>>80677638
"That's not anime, I don't care."
You need to give me like, 4 more years to care about comics.I had to rack to my brain to remember when I started to get into comics. I think the thing that got me interested in comics was the Batman Under the Red Hood animated movie...
But it could have been X-Men 3, I remember really liking that (I was a kid, don't judge me.)
I've pretty much gotten rid of all my old downloads scans so I have no idea, fuck.
Probably sperg out about why it isn't a web shield
I had no idea who Cap was in 6th Grade
>>80678234
yes I think that anon would probably like one
>>80677677
My god, the sorrow that awaits you
I was a junior in high school in 2006 (17 years old).
Am I the oldest one here?
>>80677821
>Venom
You haven't heard the news, have you?
>>80677638
>14 year old me
I couldn't give less of a shit.
>>80678314
nope
>>80677638
>How does your 2006 self react to this news?
"COSTUME LOOKS FAKE AND GAY! 2016 MUST BE A TERRIBLE DYSTOPIA! why I'll bet Donald Trump is President or something"
Fuck that shit, has the eastern seaboard turned into Mega City One yet?
>>80678314
>who Cap
I am 33 years old.
>>80678371
But it's not confirmed, is it?
Part of me thinks not having Venom would give opportunities to see Mysterio, etc., but part of me thinks Disney will do whatever they must to have Spider-Man's most popular villain on screen in their cinematic universe.
>>80678371
Sony wanting to make a solo Venom movie separate from the MCU makes no goddamn sense. How can you have Venom in a world where Spider-Man doesn't exist?
>>80678596
This. They should just do the same deal they did with Disney for Spidey; Sony has to know by now that standalone comic films are not their forte.
>>80677638
Honestly I'd probably think it's a video game instead of movie, it seems more likely and it looks like it.
I'd think the graphics are cool but probably guess the game will be shit like all licensed games are, because Arkham Asylum had not come out at that point.
>>80677638
>Huh, neat.
>Is Tobey Maguire still playing Spider Man in his 40s or is CGI so good by then they can just digitally recreate him?
>>80677638
Excited that they're making an Avengers movie.
>>80677638
>2006 reaction
Damn, Sony is STILL raping Spiderman? It sucks they took the Twin Towers scene out of the first movie. Terrorists won.
>>80678709
Video games didn't look that good in 2006.
I'd probably ask for money through the portal, and if I ever become happy.
>>80677638
"Oh my god, Captain America is going to be in a Spider-Man movie? And what is up with his eyes?"
>>80677638
>Cap
>Classic eyes
>looks like something that wouldn't be touched by Raimi, whose quirks I was already getting sick of before Spider-man 3.
>>80677638
Id probably ask why he looks like a balloon with tiny eyes
I feel sad that I have to wait ten years for it, but then I watch Spider-Man 2 for the hundredth time and read my volumes of Marvel Essentials Spider-Man and enjoy being twelve.
I'm somewhat proud to say I'd be equally hyped for Ditko eyes.
>>80677638
>How does your 2006 self react to this news?
Did Sony just buy Marvel or something?
