What are the best jobs for superhero's with a secret identity?
Something they can disappear from easily without anyone noticing and can go long periods of time without showing up
>>80652200
Rapist. They'll never know.
>>80652200
Freelance illustrator, Cap had the right idea.
>>80652200
Freelance reporter or photographer.
Show up, snap a picture, save the day, snap another picture and pretend you are best chums.
Maybe a writer or some other reclusive profession.
>>80652227
Anything freelance or something where you can set your own hours. Jobs like private investigator, working from a home office, news blogging, etc. Things like that.
>>80652200
Uber Driver
>>80652200
Just join one of those super groups.They provide a salary and benefits.
A shoe salesman
Unemployment
4chan janitor
>>80652200
Graduate student for something in the humanities that studies representations of super heroes.
The world is disgusted by you and hates you, so they'll ignore you. Even if they don't, they'll never imagine you could ever make a meaningful contribution to anything.
>>80652200
In an early version of a super hero series I've kicked around in my head, the main character's day job would have been as a bartender in a seedy neighborhood.
The guy's sort of like a "low-end superman" sans flight and heat vision abilities, so you get things like:
>dim and strobing lights make villains think they can do discreet exchanges
>He can still see them
>They think loud music will hide their conversations
>He can still ease drop in.
Also would have helped he actually not the only hero working at the bar and the owner was sort of a benefactor of his.
>>80652224
You can only be a professional if someone pays you.
>>80652200
Porn Star.
>>80653848
Isn't it bad for business to send your clientele to jail
>>80653633
>Has superpowers
>Still does it for free
>>80652200
NEET with autismbux
>>80652224
>>80652200
Just steal what you need to fund your heroing from the bad guys and pretend you're old money.
>>80652200
just be a cop. you would have the authority to use your powers to fight crime. if you make detective your not stuck on the beat . no need for a secret identity
