>>80613130

I am the leftover french fries you try to reheat in the microwave!

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I AM THE DISNEY DUCK CARTOON THAT ISN'T GETTING A DESERVED REBOOT!

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>>80613130
I AM THE SNAKE THAT EATS DISGUSTING CRIME FIGHTING DOO GOODERS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST, COBRAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>80613165
Slow your roll Philippe, this thread is strictly for ducks and geese only.

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>>80613215
THE MONGOOSE TOO MUST DIE, COBRAAAA!!!!!!!

I AM THE TAX RETURNS YOU FORGOT TO FILE UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!

I AM THE CANCELLED TRAIN SERVICE THAT MADE YOU LATE FOR WORK!

I AM THE LUKEWARM DRINK YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IN THE SUN!

>>80613130
I am the voice that's so familiar but you can't quite place it and you have to look it up, causing you to miss an important scene!

I AM THE TOASTER THAT ONLY TOASTS ONE SIDE OF THE BREAD

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I AM THE ME THAT LITERALLY IS!

>>80613445

I AM THAT SONG ON THE RADIO YOU WANT TO FIND ON GOOGLE, BUT HAS NO LYRICS

>>80613130
I AM THE INGROWN TOENAIL ON THE FOOT OF CRIME

I AM THE TIME YOU OVERHEARD YOUR PARENTS MAKING LOVE

I AM THE TABLE LEG THAT STUBBED YOUR TOE IN THE DARK

I AM THE PIECE OF BACON THAT FELL OUT OF YOUR BURGER AND ONTO THE FLOOR

I AM THAT THING YOU WERE SUPPOSSED TO DO BUT FORGOT

I AM THE WALRUS, COO COO KACHEW

I AM THE PARKING METER THAT RUNS OUT WHEN YOU'RE STILL IN THE STORE

I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN

>>80613641
goddammit

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I AM THE TABLE

>>80613130
I AM THE DRAWSTRING THAT REFUSES TO GO ALL THE WAY!

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I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS