>we learned the human language through eBay
BRAVO OPTIMUS
>>80504128
What do you think the first words they learned were?
>>80504174
>By clicking I Accept, you confirm that you have read the terms and conditions...
>>80504128
You expect them to learn from 4chan?
>that blissful denial phase where I enjoyed some of Transformers 1 and was sure they could knock the second one out of the park
>>80504454
I can imagine it...and what if they misunderstood some of it?
"Autobots...creampie and u wot mate!"
>>80504128
https://youtu.be/veyX-miC4VM?t=90
Accuracy, bitch.
>>80504578
>"Megatron, you'll never cuck us out of this Allspark!"
>"No Prime, U MAD."
>>80504128
It was the world wide web you fucking idiot.
they learned of the glasses from eBay.
Get Good.
>>80504454
No that's The Junkions
Search your feelings you know this would be perfect
>>80504128
Actually, this brings up a good question.
Optimus, and presumably the other Decepticons learned of human language from the internet, fair enough, internet has words and shit and translations and dictionaries, they're robots, they can make shit work.
But how the hell did Megatron learn how to talk in the greatest language in the world?
>>80505218
He was aware the whole time he was frozen and was listening to the humans tinkering with him.
That's why he shouted MEGATRON when he woke up: Because they kept calling him EBE-01 or some shit.
>>80504128
"We learned the human language through 4chan...for you."
Jazz jumps onto the dumpster.
"Dubs check'em."
Ratchet sniffs.
"The boys autism levels suggest he wants to worship his waifu."
>>80505331
Exactly its why he was so dam pissed
>>80504128
> Sexy broad shoulders
> Firm chest
> Dat abdomen
Why is Optimus so sexy?
>>80504475
I knew that feel too, brah.
>>80505602
> transformers browsing the internet
> they find all the porn
>>80504600
>>80504863
you two, are definitely the fun police
>>80505157
>>80505373
yesssssss
>>80504771
I laughed harder than I should have.
>>80507126
>tfw
>>80507390
This upsets me...
>>80504475
>>80507040
>that punch in the gut when the thing actually came out
>tfw no one I talked to understood why I didn't like it
Okay there was this one guy who probably did, but he understandably didn't want to talk about it.
>>80507506
>>80504454
>The decepticons leads English from /pol/
>The Autobots learned English from /tv/ which explains their obsession with Shia Labouff.
>>80504128
I wonder what they think about Earth porn? What is cybertronain porn like?
>>80508153
>What is cybertronain porn like?
>>80507126
If they find it before they come across the TF fandom, then we're all good.
>>80509005
I'm pretty sure that those two are related.
>>80507390
the fuck?
>>80507506
All hail Optimus...
>>80510206
It's an edit from Crossed anon
>>80504349
lel'd
>>80507178
>MUH MEMES
Take your shitty shit-posting meme thread back to /tv/. It's bad enough we got that LITERALLY ME shit, we don't need your cancer.
>>80513258
Feel better champ?
>>80513314
FOR YOU
I AM MEGATRON
