"phffft"
>>80436678
Explosions are unisex.
>Maddie's dad is dead
Aw shit, that's too bad
Is this the new homestuck?
>>80436678
well he definitely was sticking things up his dick again
>>80436724
No, this is Homestuck 2.0
>>80436678
Posting it again
>>80436678
Wait, Pasq just said two strips ago that he doesn't sleep anymore. Why is he sleeping now?
>>80436784
Pasq said right after the timeskip that it had been 8 months since he last slept.
Something about his talk with Peanut Head or something that happened over the course of the day before must have put him in the right place to sleep.
At least his eye bags are gone!
>>80436678
I figured Pasqualo would feel a touch of remorse, but wow. His heart was literally swaddled in Marlon's man-womb, and he doesn't even have the decency to tell him he's sorry.
>>80436858
His heart actually wasn't in Marlon's meat, Gob said he just wanted to throw a goofy Marlon in there and the implication was completely unintentional.
I still headcanon it, though
>>80436893
Gob had to be joking when he said that, there's no way that was unintentional.
>>80436816
>Something about his talk with Peanut Head or something that happened over the course of the day before must have put him in the right place to sleep.
Or maybe it was all the blows to the face
>>80436984
yeah pasqualo needs to suffer to be able to rest. all this happiness was no good for him.
>>80436678
Was that a power-jump or a fart-launch?
>>80437158
He probably went all Inspector Gadget with his anus.
>>80436678
That last panel needs an edit without Peanut Heador just an anon thereand with the door reading "this thread", or "your post".
How did she get there so fast?
>>80437904
mfw your post
>>80437936
punch-line power
Wow, so he just apparently stopped wearing pants altogether for a year.
>>80437936
>implying that Pasq hasn't been staring at the body for the last hour.
>>80437904
Gob posted clean versions in the comments but I didn't think about the door thing. Think it's funnier like >>80438043 anyways.
test
Why is the comic signed 2015?
>>80439408
Backlog? Or Gob forgot what year it is.
>>80439424
Two comics ago it was 2016, but this and the last are 2015.
>>80439408
Because even the least dopey of people puts [prior year] when dating things for the first few months of a new year. And Gob isn't exactly the least dopey of people.
>>80436678
Jesus, how did Peanut Head get there so fast? Or was Pas just staring at that half-naked, decapitated body for a few minutes?
>>80439543
Peanut head is also a cyborg. How else could she hurt Pasq?
>wow we're really in sync!!
>>80436678
so how do y'all is this going to spiral out of control and end up leading to everyone's death?
>>80441279
Probably something gunna happen at the party.
Dat trippy rubber duck background.
>>80441279
Damn it, I saw that movie - Baby's Day Out, right?
>>80438043
So it begins
>>80438043
>>80438989
>This shit right right here
>>80436678
You know, I think It Hurts threads need a healthy dose of shit posting from time to time. Like >>80436724 - I like this guy. I hope he's around for when It Hurts gets huge.
>>80443465
I miss the I married Katie guy.
>>80436678
So on a scale of "meh" to "OH MY GOD" how big of a reaction you think the family will give to him being dead?
I mean sure he shoved shit into his bloody dick, but other than that we know nothing about him.
He likely was a beloved and loving father.
>>80436678
First panel: She fell asleep still punching him. Nigga, that's kawaii.
>>80444448
I'm definitely betting a meh. At least from Maddie - I feel that Trisssh's training has stripped Maddie of any form of parental affection in exchange for massive gains.
>>80444527
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that, kek.
>>80442500
Nigga it's right there. "Fuck The Pain Away."
>>80436678
>"I wonder what the fuss is all about!!"
>in a shout bubble
I don't know why this is so funny but it totally is.
>>80444036
i was just wondering about that guy the other day when i found these
>>80446831
I know those lips, but from where
I keep coming back to this thread to look at this page again, and I'm not sure why. A lot of individual elements really come together well here, I think. Panel 6 with Pasq about to let shit get super real is just great, especially after the absurd previous strip and cute first panel. And then it flips the switch back to absurd again but without just being lolsorandum. Still, that one panel reminder that when he has to step up Pasq will totally commit to throwing down is great.
>>80447632
It captures a lot of what makes Gob great.
Trisssh is still best waif.
>>80450142
Wise words, my friend
>>80436747
rip :(
>>80444448
If everyone just disregards his death I would actually call bullshit. Maddie might like >>80445689 said, but even then she doesn't seem devoid of emotion. His wife and son aren't going to be OK with this, we already know Katie isn't OK with Pasqualo's "it's just a prank bro" BS so there's no way she's going to be OK with someone dying because of his immature bullshit. I think Pasqualo's going to try forcing his birthday party anyways while everyone else is really pissed at him about Marlon.
>>80453654
It doesn't make sense that Pasqualo would so casually dismiss thought. Pasqualo ordered that the Principal be executed when he learned that complete strangers had been murdered, even abandoning the awesome prank he wanted to do, so why is he just now acting like one of the people he so passionately promised to protect before doesn't matter? Is his reaction in panel 7 his real reaction and the last panel is him just trying to get Peanut Head to not look so she won't get all traumatized?
Looks like Pasq's shirt is saying 'slut up' in panel 7.
>>80453836
Pasqualo reacts in a delayed and immature fashion much of the time, right now he's in shock.
