How come Sumo's mom has had twelve kids and is still fine as hell, but Clarence's mom only had Clarence and she's a chubby disaster?
>>80339834
Why do you think she got pregnant 12 times?
>>80339834
because sumos mom is suppose to represent that fine as fuck girl you knew in HighSchool who always dated weird drugged out trash guys and then eventually marrying one
Clarence's Mom was probably always chubby, given that Clarence himself is also chubby
>>80339834
Because Clarence's Mom has bad habits.
Clarence's family has bad habits.
Also, genetics.
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3Ng_1TDUw
>>80340049
It's that video where a blonde guy experiences unending despair, isn't it?
>Mary is fat
>kid is fat
>Sumo's mom is skinny
>kids are skinny
it is called genetics anon.
and for the record despite being fat Mary is still qt
>>80339834
Even though it's a stereotype that poor people are fat because shitty food is cheap, they might have so many mouths to feed that none of them have an opportunity to overeat anyway.
>he thinks Sumo's mom is the birth mother of all those kids
That's cute anon.
>>80339834
>that 80s haircut
Ok, who's mom/aunt/cousin was this based off of?
It's all the cocaine Anon
>>80343218
What the fuck are you trying to imply?
That Sumo's dad cheated on her a bunch of times and she's happily raising other women's kids along with her own?
That doesn't happen, girls can't get cucked.
>>80344889
>girls can't get cucked
I'm getting PTSD from tumblr and I don't know why, I just know it's this statement
>>80344889
I think anon was more implying that she's a 2nd or 3rd wife and Sumo's dad divorced at least once.
I can believe that she's had 10+ kids since there's a woman alive who's birthed 20+ kids and had her own reality show.
>>80341597
lol
genetics.
>>80344954
#triggered
>>80344980
>divorced
Or he's a widower
But I don't think there's been any implication that they aren't all her kids
>>80343051
>>80340049
genetics, bad habits.
And just simple calculation.
Mary has a job. She buys good amounts of food to allow for leisure snacking.
Sumo's mom has to feed 12 god damn mouths. Last time I checked, that makes even stretching leftovers kinda rough.
>>80344889
I cucked a girl once. She was a bitch though and her girlfriend was begging for my dick so I basically had no choice.
>>80345078
Remember how we discussed how Marge can retain a supermodel figure despite being in her mid 30s and having knocked out three kids? Easy. The kids and Homer consume most of the food budget. :-D
>>80345346
It has been pretty well estabilished in show that Homer and Bart are kind of gluttons. Marge doesn't seem like the type to junkfood gorge and Lisa is a vegetarian.
>>80345084
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>80339834
what makes you think having kids changes your body type at all ?
Just about every porn start you jack off to has a kid or two
>>80345511
Barring exceptional genetics/personal habits, every pregnancy loosens you up a little more.
I wish we had more porn of sumo's mom
It is pretty weird how a mother of 12 is the hottest woman in town.
Not even Belson's mom or Ms Baker can compete.
>>80347181
I bet her feet stink real good
>>80347688
I bet you never wash your vajankle, footfag
>>80340028
Isn't Sumo's dad a carpenter or something? That's a pretty good job.
>>80349285
mechanic, he's a good person but I guess he knocked up Sumo's mom early had didn't reach his potential
>>80349397
Yeah i can see sumo's parents having their first kid during high-school and then kept popping them out.
>>80349397
he's more of a handyman
>>80347181
>hottest woman in town.
because the show is mostly shit character design with the occasional gem.
>>80351954
Sumos mom is way way hotter, bro
I wish Kimby was my daughter
pregnancy isn't the only thing that makes a person fat anon.
So we didn't add any girls from block party or the field trip episode
>>80353797
Chelsea is a better daughteru, plus you get Sumo as a soninlawu
>>80347181
>>80351954
If I'm gonna rank them
My top 5 would be this
Sumo's mom
Melanie Baker
Belson's mom
Clarence's mom
School Bus Driver from Field Trippin
>>80358570
True, I agree with this rank
>>80351954
She's 32 and unmarried, something is obviously wrong with her.
Belson's mom is best girl tho.
>yfw Sumo gets cucked by best boy
>>80361014
No Belson's mom is ranked 3rd senpai
>>80361773
it's better this way
>>80361773
I'm glad I saved tbis
>>80366480
*this
