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>The Flash could kill every human on Earth before anyone knew
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>The Flash could kill every human on Earth before anyone knew what was happening
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>Plastic Man could be every woman on earth's underwear before anyone knew what was happening
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>>80305420

A FUCKING ATTOSECOND
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>>80305442
>Plastic Man could be everything on earth before we knew what was happening.
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>Implying Barry wouldn't forget how to run and need a speech to remember.
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>>80305498
>Plasticscape
>YOU WERE A MAN ONCE! A MAN!
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>>80307905
he didn't post a picture of CW Flash though
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>>80307905
I'm getting real sick of him jobbing to threats like King Shark; You run really fast and punch him in the nose, YOU'RE THE GOD DAMN FLASH, IT'S NOT COMPLICATED.
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>>80305420
Wouldn't the superheroes and gods realize what was happening and stop him.
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>>80305420
Not really.

Currently there are roughly 7.125 billion people on Earth. Let's say he can kill someone an average of once a second (I realize he could most likely go faster, especially in large groups, but you have to factor in things such as rest, eating, bathroom breaks, finding everyone, etc).

7,125,000,000 seconds to kill everyone on Earth.

118,750,000 minutes.

1,979,167 hours (rounded up).

82,465 days (rounded down).

226 years, not counting leap days, rounding up.

Even at four kills a second, with no rest or breaks, it would take him 56.5 years to kill everyone on Earth.

Sir, I don't think you realized just how many people live on this planet.
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>>80308125
Fuck you Reed.
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>>80305442
>>80305498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdXFFATVQ68
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>>80308125
You're forgetting that he could time travel and thus have multiple copies of himself killing at the same time
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>>80308125
he could kill thousands per second
he moves faster than superman, and superman killed fuck tons of parademons in injustice in seconds
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>>80308125
Look at this marvelfag trying to apply his shit universe's powerlevels to DC gods.

Where'd you get your numbers, Reed? Quicksilver?
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>>80308125

>once a second

no sir
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>>80308303
post the full image with the text under it
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>>80305420
I'll just leave this here
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>>80308125
Wally West Flash could quite literally run around the entire world and disarm multiple bombs before a fraction of a second even passes, so he probably could.
Note, he did do that exact thing.
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>>80308740
I have never been this angry at a comic.
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>>80308740
>Just as keikaku
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>>80308044

And even if the first punch doesn't work, you have a practically infinite amount of time to try other solutions.
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>>80308740
This is the biggest fucking load of bullshit ever.
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>>80310215
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>>80311280

Denying Slade's mastery of the sword and his great tactical mind.

AWAY WITH YOU.
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>>80308740

Everybody jobs, sometimes.
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>>80310215

Really? Never?

You need to read more comics. If anybody is gonna be able to outplan Wally it would be Deathstroke
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>>80308740
Does this mean the Teen Titans are the best super hero group?
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>>80311352
Did Supes get drunk on a boat or something?
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>>80311670
This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy.

“This is a nice place. I’ve never been here.” The first guy says.

“Oh, really?” The other replies, “It’s also a very special bar.”

“Why is that?” the first guy asks.

“Well you see that painting on the far wall? That’s an original Van Gogh and this stool I’m sitting on was on the Titanic.”

“Gee, that’s amazing!” the first guy says.

“Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you’ll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you’re pushed back up.”

“No way. that’s impossible.” the first guy replies.

“Not at all, take a look,” the other man replies and walks over to the window followed closely by the first man. He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.

“See, it’s fun. You should try it,” he says.

“Try it? I don’t even believe I saw it!” the first man shouts.

“It’s easy. Watch. I’ll do it again.” And with that, he jumps out of the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.

“Go ahead, give it a try, its a blast,” he says.

“Well what the hell. OK, I’ll give it a try,” the first man says and proceeds to jump out of the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50... 100... 200... 300... 400... 500... 1000 feet and splat! He ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk below.

After calmly watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.

The bartender arrives with the drink and says, “You know Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”
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>>80308125
Reed you're stupid as shit and don't know a thing about The Flash.
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>>80311367
The problem is A: That plan is stupid and B: Wally can and has beat the shit out of slade back when he could only go the speed of sound.

In Slade's on comic.

Because of course he could what the fuck is a slightly above peak human gonna do to a literal modern day god. What was Wally even trying to do there, tackle him with his shoulder? How'd he run himself through on a fucking sword?

Like, imagine if you were running at full speed into a giant spike in the wall that you can clearly see. How do you impale yourself on it? Doubly so when you can fucking phase through shit or a million other things.

It's just jobbing. It's not "outplanning" because it was a stupid shitty plan. Same reason Slade beat Kyle Rayner right aferwards by having more willpower than him and just taking his ring as if that's something you can do.
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>>80311321
I don't deny he could be him.
But doing it in such a stupid way bothers me.
Its like if Slade beat Batman by tricking him to run into a wall road runner style.
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>>80312330
I'm not reading all of that shit.
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>>80311367
It wasn't planning though the comic straight up claims that Slade is "quicker where it counts" which shows Meltzer has never read a Flash comic published after 1945
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