Triggered?
>>79789214
Dat curl
No. Go to bed.
No, I think it's pretty cool.
>>79789214
No, turned on.
>>79789214
Opposite of that. It was a perfect moment.
Damn I'm actually super fucking hyped for this movie now.
>>79789214
the entire theater I was at went "Oh Shit!" in unison and that was the only reaction the trailer got.
No. But I hope Supes gets some good hits in on Bruce.
If they let etiher one of them "win" they've failed.
>>79789426
Superman is clearly going to win, and I'm not sure how that equals out to failure.
>>79789426
I've heard nothing from interviews or promotional material to suggest otherwise. Hopefully they make it clear that Supes is holding back and really trying not to kill Batman.
I guaran-fucking-tee you there will still be people even then in these threads bitching and moaning about Superman being too mean and kill-happy thuough.
But how - I mean, do you know how strong superman is? Even with his battle suit, Batman could not block a Supes haymaker. That is, unless, Supes is holding back for some reason?
>>79789426
Of course there isn't going to be a clear winner. They want autists across the internet to debate for years on who was going to win.
>>79789464
>That is, unless, Supes is holding back for some reason?
Why the hell would he use his absolute full strength on a man in a suit of armor? He'd obliterate him.
>>79789464
>That is, unless, Supes is holding back for some reason?
Ding ding ding we have a winner for the no-prize
>>79789214
No, I've never been more excited.
>>79789455
I thought Superman was getting exposed to some level of Kyrptonite radiation lowering his power level, while at the same times the power armor helps Batman actually survive even that level of strength.
>>79789214
About as much as when Bucky and Cap beat up Iron Man.
Not really. We all knew Superman was going to be losing when the fight inevitably stops. Marketing and popularity is stronger than any superpower.
My question is, why are they trying to make it seems like Bats is outmatched when most casuals think he can win because of TDKR?
>>79789214
SAVE ME DIANA
>>79789214
If there's kryptonite I don't see why anyone would be rogered.
As a Supes fan I just hope they don't let Bats fuck Supes so bad.
>>79789718
>two guys pumped up on steroids (one with a metal arm) can beat down a tech wizard in a suit of armor that shoots lasers, missiles etc
>>79789879
They're both experienced soldiers who are practically superhuman, while Tony is a flabby douche with no combat training.
>>79789939
You don't need combat training when you can just fly away and shoot them with rockets and lasers.
>>79789214
Obviously Lex Luthor used some of his evil science wizardry to put the suit on equal footing with Superman. Batman and Lex are on the same side, at least initially, and Lex's suit has gone toe to toe with Superman before in the comics, cartoons and games.
>>79789426
did you not see Clark effortlessly shove Bruce backwards and send him flying?
>>79789214
Obviously not.
>that shot of Supes putting no effort at all into throwing Bats across the street
>Supes is going to still put up a fight even after being hit by the Kryptonite grenade
>>79789939
Iron Man, while no Thor, should rank around Loki in physical strength in armor.
Loki, who stomped Cap into the ground.
So.
Are the desert scenes actually fucking Apokolips?
>>79790380
It's a dream/premonition.
>>79790423
So Bruce has a vision of Apokolips and it makes him decide Supes can't be trusted and he has to go fuck him up.
Legit.
>>79790120
Cap got a power level upgrade in TWS and Civil War has him holding down a helicopter.
Cap kinda sucked in Avengers because Joss isn't a fan of the character.
>>79790455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peXtNpuIJs
>>79790526
So I'm thinking that speech takes place after he has the dream, then.
Where he sees Supes with the fucking supernazi soldiers and whatnot.
>>79789879
I don't think you appreciate how strong Captain America is.
>>79790455
No. The Darkseid vision is completely separate from the rest of the movie, it has nothing to do with Bruce's state of mind. It's a premonition/vision of a potential future in which Darkseid invades and Superman becomes his lackey.
>>79790566
Movie Cap is stupidly over powered these days. He's not supposed to be Golden Age Superman.
>>79790566
MCU cap would stand no chance against MCU Iron Man. The suit is too much of an advantage in speed, strength, and weapons.
>>79789464
>>79789491
>>79789501
All wrong. Superman has been unwittingly exposed to kryptonite, hence his expression of amazement/shock at Bats actually stopping his swing.
>has spitcurl
>fight he loses
christ
>>79790672
>"Put on the suit."
>>79790672
The problem is with the sole exception of Veronica Tony appears to have been spending all his time making his suits slightly more convenient to put on and take off rather than actually making them more powerful or resilient.
>>79790473
>because Joss isn't a fan of the character.
>because Joss is a hack
Fixed.
>>79789214
>Triggered?
I think we need a new wordfilter.
>>79790473
>Cap kinda sucked in Avengers because Joss isn't a fan of the character.
Then why did he write him as the best character in both movies?
>>79789214
Im more triggered about Luthor being a hipster faggot manlet tbqh.
>>79790761
He's doing all of that at the same time, it seems.
MCU iron man suits have nothing really impressive at each upgrade aside from the visuals. I'm anxious for civil war because it will be the first time that his suit will be completelly different from anything we ever seen. I hope they stay legit to the comic bleeding edge.
>>79790791
Cause Joss is a hack. How many times does it have to be said?
Avengers (the first one) was about Tony accepting his place as a hero and how a hero needs to sacrifice. This is a lesson which Capt, Thor, and Hulk are all already aware of, but Tony isn't.
But Joss is a hack and can't write anything other than quips so Tony's whole story doesn't make sense.
If Iron Man had died at the end of the first Avengers movie it would have been a legitimately good movie. But Joss can't even kill off one member of the scooby-gang at the Series Finale of Buffy, nor could he kill off anyone in the first season of Firefly, so why should we expect him to suddenly become a good writer.
>hurr durr Marvel wouldn't let him kill Iron Man
It's a comic book Universe. Kill anyone and everyone; they'll all come back sooner rather than later.
>>79790947
>nor could he kill off anyone in the first season of Firefly
Ignoring the movie won't bring Wash back, anon.;_;
>>79790799
>"Psychotic"
>"Just a threee syllable word for anything too big for little minds"
>Flicks her forehead
>>79789530
have sex
>>79790710
God, he sounded like such a little bitch during that scene and I love Cap
>>79789998
Oh my. Powersuit Lex vs Armored Bruce when?
>>79789444
I hope you're trolling, because if you seriously didn't understand what he meant by that then ffffffffuck you.
>>79790120
>should
>>79790947
>can't even kill off one member of the scooby-gang
>he thinks Anya doesn't count
She was around since season 3, dammit.
>>79790968
In case you didn't notice from my previous post I'm not a Joss fanboy.
And I believe Firefly was cancelled because it wasn't good and only people with pleb taste really like it.
>>79790762
Joss really isn't a fan of America in general, though. Any time I've heard him comment on politics it's always been typical leftist bullshit and he's very anti-military.
>>79790799
Patience.
>>79791078
Anti-military doesn't equal anti-America.
Supes is going to walk away, questionably, the victor.
I say this because of Lex's lines in one of the trailers
>The ultimate gladiator match. man vs God
>Well if man can't kill God the Devil will
Cue Doomsday
>>79791078
I'm not a "fan" of America either. I'm not even from America, I'm from New Zealand.
But I'm a big fan of Captain America, who stands for the American people, and I am a fan of all people including Americans.
>>79789214
The look on supes after he realizes bats blocked that punch is simply incredible. Honestly gave me chills
>>79791117
>>Well if man can't kill God the Devil will
That line was spliced together. It honestly baffles me how dumb /co/ is.
>>79791113
I guess it's just a coincidence then that Anti-Americans are always anti-military.
>>79790947
>But Joss is a hack and can't write anything other than quips so Tony's whole story doesn't make sense.
How does it not make sense?
Tony dying wasn't important. Tony thinking he would die was.
>>79791113
Military industrial complex pays more money then god brainwashing you into thinking that anti military and corpratism is commie hippy unamerican bullshit.
You should at least wave a tiny little flag and at least PRETEND to believe it.
>>79791190
You're mistaking correlation with causation here.
Anti-Americans and anti-military have lots of overlap, because our military is a huge reason why people dislike America. But you can dislike the military without disliking America, and you can dislike America while still liking Captain America.
>>79791190
I'm pro military and Anti-america.
Now go choke on some burgers, you fat fuck.
>>79791177
he also doesn't say can't, he says won't.
>>79791113
If you hate pretty much every aspect of American culture, at what point can you no longer consider yourself "pro-America?"
>simultaneous discussions of BvS and CW that aren't just company war dickwaving
Just this once I am proud.
>>79791225
Nice try, cuck.
>entire movie is told from Batman's perspective
>Batman beats Superman
>Batman singlehandedly beats Doomsday
>Coming soon: Batman featuring The Justice League
There's a reason it's called LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes.
>>79791278
>le ebin cuck maymay
It was kanker and it was burgerclap
Sieg Heil, mein jüdischer Untermensch.
>>79791258
What are you defining as "America"? The people themselves? The government?
Being pro- or anti- any country is nonsensical.
>>79791258
At the point where you hate America? And I like pretty much every part of American culture except for our massive military spending.
>>79790526
>that red & black background
>>79791280
>>Coming soon: Batman featuring The Justice League
Better than Iron Man featuring the Avengers.
I for one welcome out new Bat God overlord.
>>79789214
batman releases a slow working kyrptonite gas in the city before superman meets him there, its a synthetic gas that registers differently to superman's senses so he doesn't detect it.
He slowly gets weaker throughout the fight and he doesn't know why. by the time he figures fowl play is at hand he attempts to flee only to release he cant fly. forced to fight he gets weaker to the point to were he's just an ordinary man getting kicked around by bruce. bruce enplanes to him over the course of the beating that hes been infectied with a kyrponite based virus the he would slowly recover from, however if he betrays humanity he would release a second virus that would bind to the first that would effectively kill him.
>>79791383
Reminds me of something that one captain from Bleach would do.
ayy
>>79790971
>"That's a three syllable word that I thought was too big for little minds"
Fixed there for you.
>>79789530
>>79793109
MAN OF MURDER.
>>79793136
nah, just man of brutal assault
>>79793171
>Just kiss him already clark.
>>79791383
This is so stupid it's almost beyond words.
>>79793196
>Bruce is hospitalized after their foreplay
>>79789214
No because I'm not an idiot. Just watch the rest of the trailer when he's kicking his ass
>>79789464
Yeah dude. He doesn't block it. He just puts his arm up and Clark doesn't want to break it so he stops. They literally don't even touch
>>79789214
>still no shop where Batman blocks Superman's punch with his Batdick
>>79789214
>>79789530
>>79793109
Does anyone have a webm of that hopeless fight from one of the New 52 animated movies?
I thought I had it.
>>79789214
Is there trailer music out for this gem yet? The rockin tunes got me hype as fuck. It's such a fun trailer without all the serious BWWWAAANGGG music.
>>79790677
It's Red Sunlight that does that.
Miniature red suns inside Bruce's fists confirmed.
>>79794265
>>79793950
Their arms clash. Superman's arm hits Batman's bat arm-blades so I could see how you thought it didn't connect.
>>79791280
I already knew this was gonna happen
Batman is the main character of this movie and gets top billing
I know its his introduction to the film universe but even WW isn't getting this treatment
>>79794503
I can already tell Superman fans are gonna be super butthurt after this movie
Batman catching superman's punch and taking everything superman throws at him.
>>79794503
Thanks senpai.
A lot of people I know adore Nolan's Batman and that's as far as DC goes for them along with maybe the live action tv series, the arkham games and the Injustice game.
I can't imagine how much seeing this would trigger them.
But I hope the movie helps today's people like Superman.
>>79789773
Superman will win, you are the casual if you don't know that
>>79794503
Not a huge DC guy, but I think it'd be better if they did this more as a World's Finest Batman-and-Superman-team-up movie as a foundation for the Justice League rather than having the heroes fight, which is bad PR for both when they're controversial figures already, and when we know Supes would win when it matters most.
>>79791280
Well, yeah. The rest of DC simply isn't as interesting as Batman. He's the only relatable hero in the whole Justice League.
>>79794712
I like to think that the reason the title has a "v" instead of "vs" or "v." is because at the end of the movie right before the credits the title will show up again and reveal that the v stood for something else all along, maybe it wasn't a v at all and was being partially covered, and the resulting title will refer to their partnership rather than the fight.
An anon can dream.
>>79794757
Its stands for vagina AKA Wonder Woman
>>79794503
Nah. This is the true Batman vs Superman battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mETq5daenEE
>>79789214
It's funny because Clark is going to get dunked on by someone who knows how to fight instead of some armchair general that lost to a science nerd in the opening minutes of the movie.
>>79794757
Kojima pls go
>>79794676
Johns retarded batman is not batman, he attacking superman that way it's like vatma. Trying to stop a train using just a batrang, he would just escape.
So they fired whoever put together the last trailer right? That's the only way I can understand this one looking and sounding way better.
>mfw Doomsday not even in this trailer at all
>mfw Gadot finally got a line, fucking finally, jesus christ
>ITT
>People who missed Superman catching a Kryptonite filled rocket.
Holy hell guys, it's not hard to see.
Only reason why a push that sent Bats flying is now able to be stopped with little effort.
I will never stop laughing at Supes "is this nigga serious" face when Batsy tries to run him over
>>79794808
Johns really doesn't like Bruce. Just look at his shitty Earth One books.
>>79794847
/co/ is stupid, it's pretty clear that superman will slowly get weaker and weaker, he would still be a monster, but he will probably lose the flight and the heat vision. We had seen batman playing with different machines in the other trailers and teasers.
>>79794591
>I can already tell Superman fans are gonna be super butthurt after this movie
Ha. Jokes on you, I'm already
Seriously, this should have just been a Batman movie and I don't mean that negatively.
>>79794801
>Batman fighting supes without kryptonite
>superdog
this is absolute trash
>>79794847
>People who missed Superman catching a Kryptonite filled rocket
Screencap?
>>79794862
His batman is usually retarded. çno one would jump in front of 18 ton truck and try to stop it with a teaser. But His batman does that when fighting the super alien
>>79794894
Not him, Watch the fucking trailer.
>Tfw Batman got you all fucked up.
>>79793109
CLAAAARK
IT IS I, BATCHIN.
CLARK, WHYYYYYY
>>79794894
Happens around half way through.
>>79794894
> Ben Affleck Superhero Movie
>>79794801
Too bad the show didn't get to parody Injustice.
>>79790947
>But Joss is a hack and can't write anything other than quips
this is what fucking idiots actually believe
>>79795007
>Ryan Reynolds Superhero Movie
Far worse
>>79794847
Why didn't he just dodge
>>79795052
same reason he always catches rockets.
Because he's cockyBut also to make sure the rocket doesn't cause any more collateral damage
So is it gonna be kryptonite or "we gotta put aside our differences and team up for doomsday" that ends the fight?
>>79795085
Probably both
>>79795085
I imagine the former will allow the fight to happen and the later will stop it.
I think Doomsday and Bats v Supes are in completely different parts of the movie.
It's raining and Bats is in his fuck you suit in the fight.
Doomsday shows up when it's completely dry and Bats is out of the suit.
So, maybe they hug it out, then Lex gets pissed and releases Doomsday a couple days later.
>>79796379
Some guy said that the Doomsday fight is after a timeskip. Batman gets a heart attack mid fight and Supes takes him to Wayne manor
By the time Doomsday shows up, to me at least, they already looked fairly friendly, with the She with you? and all that
>>79796551
>Batman gets a heart attack
God i hope not. He is only 45.
>>79789425
>the entire theater I was at went "Oh Shit!" in unison
I somehow doubt that.
>>79796379
I'm pretty sure the only reason Bats isn't using his suit against Doomsday is that Supes irreparably damages it. Really doesn't make sense for him not to use it otherwise.
>>79795052
>>79795064
Wouldn't he also not even know what krypton it is at this point?
>>79791383
It's not the spelling mistakes that give this away, it's how retarded it is
>>79796379
>"If man won't kill God, the devil will do it."
This makes sense. Either that or Batman just fails miserably in defeating Supes.
>>79789426
I'm sure that's not going to be a problem.
>Hyped as fuck for a new Superman movie
>All trailers are Batman being Batman
Goddamn. I know you want the casuals but give me some more Supes.
>>79799847
>all trailers
They aren't.
>>79799860
Superman has almost no lines. Its all Bruce or Lex. The only times he talks is about how he could demolish Batman.
I get the movie and I understand that Batman is being introduced to this universe. But Superman should be the main character
>>79799951
At the very least, we'll be getting Clark doing an investigation in Gotham.
>>79799951
Superman is the hero of the story, Affleck and Snyder both said that Batman will have an almost villainous role for a majority of the runtime
http://imgur.com/gallery/Qqkya/new
I'm pretty sure Bats will have more screentime because he needs to be introduced and all, but barring WW the entire movie seems to be about Superman, his world, and his relationships
>>79789214
Superman fans are just insecure.
Superman will win the fight and they will still complain because he "didn't win fast enough" or some other bullshit.
While failing to realize this will make Batman even more liked because he is an actual man that tries his best against incredible odds even if he has no chances to win.
Batman is the final example of a real right winger self made hero while Superman expect everything to be granted to him because he is "superior".
#KryptonianLivesMatter
>>79800041
>failing to realize that was literally what Superman did in MoS
Superman quite literally held the weight of the world on his shoulders for us. The best part about him is that he doesn't care what happened as long as humanity stays protected. Even if Batman gets the 2badass physical victory, Supes is eventually going to force him into seeing his side of the moral victory.
So you can say that Batman is loved because he's a man who tries his best against the impossible, but the reason Superman is loved is because despite BEING superior, he never sees himself as superior.
>>79789464
Given that he looks surprised at being blocked I doubt it's because he's holding back. I'm guessing kryptonite has come into play. This would be the first time he's encountered it so it would make sense that he's surprised at it sapping his strength.
>>79800137
>I could kill you in one istant if I wanted!
>Only I can act outside the law and be a hero
yeah, never sees himself as superior or being more legitimate than anyone else
>>79794801
>that part when he backhands Batman through a building
Holy shit, I just noticed that's basically the same as his "World of Cardboard" scene.
>>79800218
>I could kill you in one istant if I wanted!
Yes, and he won't that's his entire point
>Only I can act outside the law
You're right, he's being silly
>and a hero
Never has he said that, in fact the reason he has a problem with Batman being a hero is because Bats is literally branding and nearly killing his victims now
>>79799951
>The only times he talks is about how he could demolish Batman.
And the time he calls Batman a dangerous menace.
Presumably as he's nervously taking a sip of water, looking out to the still-partially destroyed Metropolis after his fight with Zod.
>>79800283
>Superman can kill another kryptonian
>but Batman can't beat criminals
seems fair
>>79800137
>Superman quite literally held the weight of the world on his shoulders for us. The best part about him is that he doesn't care what happened as long as humanity stays protected.
SUBTLE
IMAGERY
>If I wanted you would be dead already
>>79800353
>"other criminals" = people who can exterminate the entire human race within a day
If Superman created his own "I'll never kill the Joker" situation with Zod he'd legitimately be a menace
daily reminder that this movie tries to teach you to never question authority and bow down to it instead
>>79800353
STOP BATMENACE
I AM THE ONLY ONE OF YOU HUMANS WHO SUFFERED
I KILLED SOMEONE ONCE AND DESTROYED AN ENTIRE CITY
I AM THE ONLY TRUE HERO.
YOU'RE THE DANGEROUS MENACE THAT MUST BE STO-
>Superman trips over a crack in the sidewalk, catapulting a skyscraper into orbit, and destroying half of Gotham City
NOW WHERE WAS I, OH RIGHT. YOU'RE WAY TOO DANGEROUS.
>>79800501
Damn, Batfans are literally winning and their asses are still obliterated
>>79800531
The only way they'll ever be happy is when Spider-Man and Superman are dead to the public.
>>79800531
god forbids, I mean superman forbids, people criticize the narrative presented by this movie
>>79800658
The movie isn't even out yet you dork
>>79795052
Why did he catch Green Arrow Kryptonite arrow?
>>79800501
>a superpowered guy who obsessively saves people has a complaint with a sadistic old man who breaks people's bones for fun
Oh man what an asshole
>>79797476
Krypton or Kryptonite?
Hard to say
His Father AI wouldnt know about kryptonite so neither would supes honestly
But then how would lex or bats know?
>>79794801
Got to watch Batman Dark Knight Returns.
https://youtu.be/jDIR_e3XRKM
>>79800819
Have you never read the comics? That is batman's M.O.
He is just some dude so he has to make evil doers fear him and fear the night so that next time he won't have to fight them. Superman has the strength needed to stand in the light and fight. Batman doesn't so he had to find his own way to stop crime.
>>79789268
first good thing I've seen about this movie.
>>79790971
That was in Dark Knight Returns. Someone was on TV doing an interview with Lana Lang and they called another person pyschotic (maybe Luthor? Idk) and then Lang says the three syllable thing.
>>79801385
It just looks stupid on his widow's peak
>>79800819
>city-destroying god-complex super man strong enough to juggle volcanoes thinks old guy in pajamas is a dangerous threat to the world
ok
>>79800283
>Fucking kill the first villain he's up against
try and guilt trip another hero because of how brutal he is
Superman can fuck right off trying to be morally superior in this universe
>>79801341
The comic has much better pacing
>>79800353
He also freely uses his powers like a douchebag in MOS
The supermanfags really are crazy
>>79803404
>He also freely uses his powers like a douchebag in MOS
I'm not a superfag but he really tries to restrain himself in MoS with the exception of the trucker and tackling Zod away from Martha.
He's just inexperienced af. I have to give props to Snyder for not being afraid to show the collateral damage that inexperience can cause.
