>"What did you do to get yourself into this predicament?"
>"Lots."
ITT: Best /co/-related quotes of all time!
Fuck off, baitster.
>>79785015
>being this new
>rick and morty
shoo shoo baitman
>>79785029
Fuck off, baitette.I'm implying that you're a woman, which is also an insult.
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHOW
I'M GONNA SHIT
>ITT: WAAAH! STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!
Oh look, it's this thread again.
Oh look, it's dee doo daa durr
Oh lok ittsa deepdodahduu
Oiloiktsshhdeepasdcx
>"i am unhappy "
>the horse
"You ever see this one cartoon? Looney Tunes I think. It's about this stupid squirrel and it sees a coconut but it thinks it's a peanut. And he tries to crack it with all he's got but in the end he dies. A month later he tries again. I'm that squirrel. And I enjoy it this way."
>>79784986
>start a quote thread
>all the bandwagoners derail it by whining about Rick and Morty because 4chan told them to
>>79785408
Go pee your pants you stupid baby, you degenerate shit, you fucking coward of a woman. If I ever see you in real life I'll throw an ashtray in your retarded toddler face and steal your dollar store shoes. Don't ever come back here, kid.
>>79785526
Lol.
>>79785408
you wanted a /co/ quote thread, and now you're complaining that people are quoting /co/?
>Figure it out tiger you just hit the gold mine!
>Marlene Jackson
>>79785408
you mangled that quote sir
>>79785639
I mangled your dad you little bitch.
We can't have a fake quote thread because newfags are high on le ebin internet hate machine.
Remember when we could blame these fuckups on summer?
>>79785922
Remember when you weren't such a whiny faggot? Yeah, me neither.
>>79785922
>waaaahhh muh thread
>>79785922
No, you just don't understand. This is what 4chan has ALWAYS been. Sorry we don't like your meme shows and actual discussion. If you don't like it go back to Tumblr.
>>79786013
Not even me but okay.
graduation is the best album of all time
>>79784986
>"If one were to remove that concealment you wear upon your face, would that cease your life functions?"
>"Doing so would cause immense pain"
>"Your size is most vast"
>"Which I will give to thou"
>4chan
>ANONYMOUS board
>people still atack eachother for some reason
What went wrong?
>You're going to get it now, Doc. *Shink*
"Reality is an ilusion
The universe is a hologram
Buy gold
Bye! "
>>79786329
Because of the sole fact its anonymous, people can insult each other and shitpost with no consequence it's what practically defines the culture of the site.
>>79784986
This might be one of the very worst threads I have ever seen on /co/. Just exemplifies almost everything wrong with the board lately.
>>79784986
He's just going to end up in charge of the prison anyway, it's going to be all "Attica! Attica!" before he gets bored and escapes to free Earth... or abandon it for parallel universe # 9...
It's all so predictable, Morty... BUURRp. Predictable, it's it's - You can see it all coming a mile away, Morty, it's practically set in-in UUrrp stone...
>>79786385
Yeah, I propose we make /ram/ in order to try and quarantine that faggotry, like this faggot >>79786415 with his retarded role-play bullshit because he loves le funnay science man
>>79786385
I don't see a single mention of SJW and Tumblr
>>79786459
You should laugh more.
>>79786477
Then maybe you should go back to facebook you lil faggot.
Or twitter, Myspace or Bebo or whatever tickles and floats your fancy boat.
>>79786415
No no no.
He'll sell out. He'll agree to work for the Galactic Federation as one of their scientists on the payroll (think how the Nazi science guys went to work for the US) and in exchange for this, he'll be able to return to Earth. With the twist that Jerry is now his boss and having to live with Jerry holding his life in his hands as far as him being able to send Rick back to jail if he smarts off to him or worse.
Morty will deal with Rick selling out and Rick will have the midlife crisis of working for "the man" and having his freedom robbed from him forever and being a prisoner on Earth, with his family. Hell is other people style punishment for Rick
>>79787390
But-but Wwhere's a-a-all those whacky adventures? You know... the Shubalubadubdub whacky za-zaney uURP fun adventures with his Morty? T-there's plot threads dangl-left dangling... Gotta wrap it all up in a bow. Left the Evil Morty out there sch-scheme-scheming his schemes, gotta stop And the Councel of Crosstime Ricks? Whataboutthem? They they're doing things...
Can't buckle down and nine2five it now!
>>79787278
>he actually WANTS SJW and Tumblr talk
Go back there if you fucking love it so much.
"Just because someone looks different than you or thinks differently than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?!"
>(you)
>>79784986
>what are you in for
>everything
Sent a chill down my spin tbqfhfam, good show
>>79784986
>>79790311
>not responding with "littering"
git gud, son
>>79790339
>can a set that contain all sets, contain itself?
>>79790374
If timetravel is involved, yes.
christ, has Rick & Morty surpassed space rocks on the /co/ hate index?
>>79787278
what got up your vagina, woman?
"You used to call me on my cellphone"
>>79785372
>Wojack Horseman and Mr. Pepebutter.
>>79790374
Yes.
>folder on an infinite hard drive that contains every set
>folder also contains a shortcut to itself
>>79793819
>don't worry mathematicians, I've solved it, the last digit of infinity is ∞
>>79793543
yes, but in nine months everyone will post in it 'underrated shows that died too soon' threads
>Welcome to the Salty Saloon, how soft are ya?
