>Ghost Rider
>Isn't a ghost
>Iron man
>made out of titanium
>Dick Rider
>isn't a penis
>isn't even fucking Dick Grayson
>>79729060
>he doesn't have a paranormal sex life
>>79729371
Tony likes his shirts wrinkle free but doesn't like permanent press.
>Superman
>doesn't fight crime with soup
>>79729678
Clark moonlights as a building superintendent. He's only a trainee and his boss the lead super is a woman. The tenants started calling him Super'man' as a distinction. Also he helps the lonely ladies by cleaning out the pipes if you know what I'm saying.
>>79729060
>Batman
>Doesn't use a baseball bat.
>>79729902
He uses a baton.
>>79729060
They shoulda named him Hothead.
>>79729902
>Daredevil
>is not actually a devil
>>79729902
You were saying?
>>79729902
> Robin
> Doesn't steal things
> Actually stops thieves
>Captain Marvel
>is a Major in the chairforce, which isn't a real branch
>>79729902
Wonder Woman, never asks questions
>Constantine
>doesn't ine constantly
>Black Widow
>White
>The Punisher
>doesn't tell jokes
> Beast
> Is actually more of a hoss
>>79731586
>implying
https://youtu.be/KPorSVB_vAw
>>79730318
>>79730909
>>79731283
>>79731432
>Tried to play along with OP's meme
>Got BTFO
At least I tried.
>>79732288
God how come I keep getting so many double doubles lately? My meme magic is strong.
>>79729060
>deadpool
>neither dead or a pool
>>79729060
>doesn't ride ghosts
>The Flash
>doesn't expose his genitals to random people
>Kid Flash
>doesn't expose his genitals to kids
>Reverse Flash
>doesn't force people to expose their genitals to him
>Impulse
>doesn't impulsively flash people
fucking sick of this shit
>>79732504
>The Flash
>doest temporarily blind people with a brief, bright light
The hell, DC?
>Venom
Doesn't have venomous fangs or claws. Fucking really?
>>79729060
>the new Ghost Rider
>drives a car
>doesn't ride anything
>>79729060
>Green lantern
>White guy in cosmic spandex
Can't stand it mang
>Hawkeye
>Doesn't have the eyeball of hawk
>>79729060
>Winter soldier
>In the middle of summer
>>79732701
Ghost Driver
>>79732808
>Ghost driver
>doesn't drive ghosts
>>79732793
>Wears a mask
>Rides a motorcycle
>Is actually a ghost
What's the point here?
>>79729060
>Ghost Rider
>doesn't help children solve mysteries by manipulating letters from books
>>79729060
>Man of steel
>Alien
>Shocker
>Doesn't have electric powers
>>79731340
>Red hood
>A helmet
> Thor
> Feelth pleathantly limber
>>79732808
>Cyclops
>Doesn't have one eye
>>79729060
>Bane
>Big guy
>>79732701
He could dance alongside it while it idles like it's 2007. I assume no one ghost rides the whip anymore.
>Hellboy
>is clearly a hell man
>People who have nothing to avenge
>Avengers
>Guy actually has something to avenge
>Batman
>Dick Grayson
>is neither a penis nor a raisin
>The Joker
>doesn't tell jokes
>Shade the Changing Man
>It's not about protecting a man from the sun while he changes clothes
>Avengers
>Actually defends people and are against Avenging
>Reverse Flash
>Does't have the ability to act and think incredbly slowly
>>79733051
This is wrong though
>>79733156
He was joking
>Wonder Woman
>Not particularly curious
>Silver Surfer
>Uses a surfboard to fly
>>79733189
So he's the Joker?
>>79731492
Kek
> Storm
Can make it sunny
>Rogue
>Always on a team
>Ghost Rider
>Doesn't fuck ghosts
>>79732843
>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
>It's actually about live action cape shit & crying about boogeymen
>Iron Fist
>Fists are not iron
>Venom
>Does not produce venom
>>79734035
>This anon
>Is actually a faggot
>Deathstroke
>Doesn't induce fatal strokes
>The Flash
>Actually more of a blur
>The Atom
>Is a human
>>79733010
>>79733121
This has always bothered me.
In the Avengers movie trailer Tony says "If we can't save the world, we're damn sure going to avenge it"
From the trailer, I thought this was some parody shit, but they just play it straight in the movie. What the fuck?
>>79729060
>Iron Fist
>Normal fist
>Human torch
>Just a guy on fire
>The thing
>Just a guy
>Invisible woman
>Except when she's not
>Mr Fantastic
>Doctor
>Luke cage
>Free
>Misty Knight
Well that makes sense
>>79734711
The thing is still a thing
>>79732701
>my hands are a little sinful
>so am I
Jesus christ, really?
>>79732504
The Flash used to strip people naked in the silver age.
>>79734711
>Human Torch
>Now a black man on fire
>"If you don't like it, you're racist"
Flame-skull motorcyclist wasn't as catchy.
>Icon
>Largely forgotten
>>79729060
>Op is a faggot
>he really is
>>79738220
Young Justice remembers
>Batman
>isn't blind as a bat
>Daredevil, the man without fear
>shows fear
guess some low level paperpusher switched names and descriptions when they created them
>>79740558
Barely
>>79729433
>Dick Rider
It's just me or this name really sounds horribly wrong?
>Kingpin
>Isn't a King or a Pinbut he is the Rhino
>>79729060
No shit?
>>79729060
More like
>Doesn't ride ghosts
>Ghost Rider
>Makes it difficult to find Ghostrider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEcgT8FwI3g
>>79731480
>>79731700
>>79732393
>>79732747
>>79732843
>>79732890
>>79732983
>>79733274
>>79733380
>>79733698
>>79741028
http://youtu.be/NUj6NQJG8iw
>>79729371
it's actually a titanium and gold alloy
>>79733051
>The Joker
>not a smoker or a midnight toker
>doesn't play music in the sun
>not a picker
>probably gets his loving on the run
>is a grinner, a lover (maybe) and a sinner
>sure do want to hurt someone
So they got him half right.
>>79744309
He's never been called a space cowboy either, afaik
>Beast Boy
>does not sell electronics
>>79731480
>Constantine
>is usually an adult
>>79744465
Come to think of it, I don't ever recall him being addressed as a gangster of love; green-haired or otherwise.
>>79744469
Well, you tried.
>Beast Boy
>neither preteen nor Antichrist
