Will the Sly Cooper movie be good?
I forgot that was a thing
>>79727817
Coming out late this year or next year
It will probably under perform and kill any chance of a Sly 5 finale
with tits like that i would hope so but no.
>>79727796
I hope it is, the trailer looked neat
>>79729272
Im pretty sure Sly 5 is already in development
>>79729338
You know what else is in development?
Half Life 3.
>>79729338
And you know this how? Because Sucker Punch didnt even do the last one, its sales were ok, and at this point Im just hoping for another Infamous
>>79727796
Carmelita will either ruin the movie or save it.
>>79729416
>Implying HL3 even exist
>>79729272
That would imply they won't just use this opportunity to reboot the series and ignore the original story, just like Ratchet & Clank.
>Thieves of Time's CGI models
>>79729677
I miss T era Ratchet and Clank.....
I want to say yes, but I've got a real bad feeling. I think I'd just be satisfied if Sly as a franchise doesn't end up like Crash or Spyro. I'd rather it just die now for good than be corralled into an unrelated toy franchise or have its emaciated husk dug up and puppeteered as something like its original self in name only.
>no anatomically correct lewds of Sly
Why?
>>79730450
Of course they're not anatomically correct, they're anthropomorphic animals
>>79727796
Only if the writing is solid/tight for a movie. Keep in mind that the original Sly games were written like shallow generic 90s animal character cartoons and that's got no pull in modern day.
It needs great writing like Rango or Kung Fu Panda's 2nd film in particular if they want Clockwerk to leave an impression on audiences. An animated film is as strong as the antagonist and the link to the hero.
Also Sony is currently not advertising Ratchet's film. If they're not creating hype for Ratchet due out this year, then Sly automatically has failed.
SONY A SHIT.
>>79730610
I was referring to a specific part of raccoon anatomy.
>>79729808
Well I still liked it.
Sony's marketing fucking BLOWS, where's the another trailer, informations, anything
why they first announce a thing and then forget to advertise it?
>>79730737You mean giant coon testicles
>>79727796
>>79730699
>the original Sly games were written like shallow generic 90s animal character cartoons
I'm not sure what that means. Characters didn't get permanently crippled in any cartoons I watched in the 90s. And anyway 90s shit is "retro" now.
>>79730895
Those are raccoon dogs, you fucking weabooThat curved baculum is probably great for hitting the prostate.
>>79730852
>>79730699
The two of you said it. Marketing/advertising is key, especially in films starring anthros. This is why Zootopia had an aggressive marketing campaign since last year starting with those posters before the animated teasers and official trailers.
Sony wants to fail. Not as badly as Nintendo, but they lust for failure.
poor kevin, he was fucking SLY ffs!
I actually prefer Thieves in Time to the original Sucker Punch games. I dunno why, it just did it for me more.
Still like the originals of course, playing through Sly 2 right now, actually.
Hope the movie is good, but ehhhh, I dunno.
>>79731085
>Seeing Bentley's eyes
This triggers me
>>79731170
>Bentley is fucking driving
That triggers me more.
>>79731170
>>79731226
you didnt play second game then
>>79731085
Yeah, I hope they get Kevin back. It'd be real shitty to cut him out. Ratchet and Clank has the right idea by shunting all the celebrity parent-bait VAs to side characters and villains.
>>79731262
No, I did. He was horrible at driving because the van was manual, yet here he is driving near flawlessly.
>>79731291
He'll probably be voiced by a Vancouver voice actor (like they're going to do with Sly)
Sly and Carmelita's In-Game thieves of time faces are so fugly
>>79731226
Yeah, it looks like there's tons of character arc skipped with him and Murray. I never dreamed this would be a totally faithful adaptation, but Bentley driving the van for the first time was a pretty big damn deal when it happened. Skipping over it seems like a disservice.
>>79731360
I dunno, I kinda like it. Though it helps that Thieves has her best voice.
>>79731326
Murray let him drive at the end of Chapter 4 (Jailbreak)
>>79731262
You never see Bentleys eyes unless he takes off his glasses
>>79731456
Oh right! He was driving with his feet and shit, wasn't he?
>>79731412
You're being facetious, right? Yes, Grey's shrill and terrible accent is a pretty funny metajoke about Carmelita's voice throughout the series, but I don't know about 'best'.
>>79731532
It's the one I like best, so yeah.
It could be just because I'm so used to Grey's voice, but eh, fuck it.
>>79731170
I actually kind of like the design overall. You can immediately tell it's Bentley but with changes to fit the style, like the teeth. I wouldn't say the glasses need to be totally opaque like in the games, but it'd be cool if they always had at least a little bit of glare on them.
What I really want to be faithful to the games is hiscrippling. You think American audiences are ready for that?
Trailer looked pretty boss, though Murray's model was garbage.
>>79731532
>Grey's shrill and terrible accent
Thank you. That skank is in 2nd place of being overrated as a female VA. She was a terrible Carmelita Fox.
>>79731716
It probably won't be popular enough to get a sequel
Who was the best villain?
>>79731716
Well he that accident didnt happen until 2 so I dont expect it to happen. Although seeing more Clockwerk is intriguing
>>79731716
Yeah they are. Why? Bentley's voice is annoying, so mainstream audiences won't care too much for an annoying sounding character being crippled. Bentley is no Barbara Gordon who amasses white knight faggots to his side.
>>79731848
>implying Bentley's dulcet nasally voice won't soothe and endear the audience before they have to watch his back get violently snapped by the collapsing skull of a giant murder bird
>>79731848
>Bentley's voice is annoying, so mainstream audiences won't care too much for an annoying sounding character being crippled. Bentley is no Barbara Gordon who amasses white knight faggots to his side.
How does one reach this level of stupidity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWH9droDoaU
Carmelita Fox hasn't exactly been a magnet for good voice acting, but Grey DeLisle is obviously one of the better ones.
>>79732128
Jeez, what were they thinking dropping her accent for 2?
Yeah, I like Grey's best, definitely.
I need to replay 3 sometime too. I remember not really caring for it as much. Since they took out the clue bottles, it felt like there was less reason to actually explore.
>>79732128
And even then the performance is shoddy. Honestly I despise the forced obnoxious accent that fantards demand for the character. You know what? Just to kick fanboys in the balls, accents aren't hot. They're mostly annoying. Mei Ling from Metal Gear got hotter when she lost her retarded sounding accent.
>>79732128
>one of the better ones
There's something about this phrase I find kind of funny when there have been only four. Grey is good for putting everything into her delivery, but I just don't think it worked here. The thing about putting in your everything is that you either spectacularly nail it or spectacularly crash and nothing in between. I love Grey in everything else, but I prefer all the other Carmelita performances to hers.
Unless they completely redid the models to make them not shit since I last checked on this, not a fucking chance
The fact that they felt the need to jump on the 3D animation bandwagon for this instead of the 2d animation that every fucking game has had for its cutscenes should speak a lot as to what their decision making process will be for the rest of it
They don't give a shit about the franchise or staying true to form, they're just testing the waters and I'd rather the movie flopped and they lost interest and moved on to try raping something else than for it to succeed and turn the series into another mindless cash cow
Hollywood needs to get over it's fucking boner for 3D animation and actually consider 2D films once in a while again
>>79730357
>I think I'd just be satisfied if Sly as a franchise doesn't end up like Crash or Spyro
I don't think that's likely, because Crash and Spyro ended up at Universal after the split with Sony, and now they are at Activision due to some buyouts and mergers. Sony owns Suckerpunch so Sly Cooper and the franchise creator are still under the same roof, even though SP only really offers input on the franchise rather than developing it directly.
Sony doesn't own the creators of Ratchet and Clank but they have a healthy relationship with them. Insomniac had the opportunity to be bought out by Sony but they aren't interested due to wanting more freedom, but Sony still works with them and they have a lot of control over R&C.
>>79730852
It probably got pushed back to 2017 because of Ratchet & Clank getting delayed. I wouldn't expect a theatrical trailer until late this year, at the soonest.
>>79734042
God the artist drew a SHITTY Carmelita Fox. She looks like that Die Young blue werewolf chick. That's no compliment BTW.
>>79731532
Carmelita's Sly 4 voice is my favorite. She conveyed the right blend of sexual frustration and delicious Latina stereotypes.
>>79729808
I hated Sly 4's models forever but they've actually grown on me. Still don't compare to the originals but they're pretty good nonetheless and i wish they at least went with them for the movie, or based the movie models off them.
Of course, the scales are kind of tipped in Sly 4's favor because it gave usbest husbando
>>79734137
>delicious Latina stereotypes.
Get better taste. Latina women are in 2nd place in terms of being annoying sounding. 1st place is Asian twats.
>>79734168
Sly Cooper has never been a graphically impressive franchise. There were better cartoony games of that gen like Zelda Windwaker, Kingdom Hearts, and Jak 2/3.
>>79733928
>The fact that they felt the need to jump on the 3D animation bandwagon for this instead of the 2d animation that every fucking game has had for its cutscenes should speak a lot as to what their decision making process will be for the rest of it
Maybe they were thinking "we're a 3D animation studio so let's do it in 3D?"
>>79732128
It's weird that despite spicing up her outfit they somehow made her less hot.
It's the lips. They're too small.
>>79733928
>being this up your own ass about 2D vs 3D
Apart from Murray looking like shit, this looks great.
>>79734519
It's weird how the cutscenes and the character models in game look nothing alike.
>>79734171
im just casually reading this thread and i read this
ive never read anything more wrong
What was your reaction when she was made evil?
>>79734605
They made her eyes too small is the other issue, I think. And the...bra? Is that what it was? Whatever it was didn't really look good.
She looked alright in the belly dancing outfit but the small lips and eyes kinda fucked that up.
>>79734605
See, I'm one of the few people who LIKE her Thieves in Time model, but I prefer the in game model. The 2D cutscenes design is just.... a little TOO furry for me.
I'll be honest though, I never considered the Sly games THAT great. I mean they're good and fun, yeah, but they never really WOWed me. Playing Sly 2 now, I feel like dragging out each villain for two chapters kind of hurts it.
>>79729808
>>79734168
Fuck you niggers, Sly 4 has the best art style out of all the games.
>>79734660
I felt bad for Bentley but it made sense in the grand scheme of things.
He made peace with Sly overshadowing him, partly because Sly and him were family and partly because Sly is a really great guy. She had no such hangups like that, and it'd make sense she'd eventually strike out again.
>>79734824
shit taste
>>79734667
>the belly dancing outfit
They'll never getaway with something like that in the movie...
>>79734924
Have you seen the gazelle and stripper tigers that are in Zootopia yet? Carmelita's outfit is pretty tame.
>>79734924
If they just fixed the goddamn face this would be fappable.
>>79734967
>Have you seen the gazelle and stripper tigers that are in Zootopia yet?
wat
>the voice
>the design
>the personality
aww yeah boy here we go it's ti-
>fucking dogshit character model that looks like a monster
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXiyGu7gOZM
>most of the fanart is totally off-model horseshit
ugh.
>>79734967
That's because Zootopia's females are LITERAL bipdeal animals. So their bodies are NOT attractive no matter how hard /co/ spams Judy or Gazelle. One of the reasons I don't care for Zootopia is the art style. Literal upright animals do nothing and look awkward compared to more humanoid ones like in Starfox or Sly Cooper. So yeah, the reason Carmelita Fox looks good is because she's meant to look notably humanoid. Geez Zootopia's designs suck dick.
>>79735013
>Disney kids movie
>>79734682
Thieves in Time was gateway furry for me. When I saw the concept art I gave in.
>>79735064
Oh. That's not comparable at all. That's played for comedy.
You can tell they actually wanted to make Carmalita hot.
>>79734967They're not strippers.
Even so, Zootopia is full of furbait and Carmelita's belly dance wouldn't really be pushing the envelope any further than Gazelle's skimpy costume and ass shaking.
>that part where sly lies about amnesia and basically rapes inspector fox
""""""kids' games"""""""
>>79734988
I can fap to that face just fine as it is.
>>79734171
So you've never spoken with a Jamaican or an Indian
>>79735071
I like 3. Looks tough. Always feel Carmelita should be either a no nonsense foil to Sly's suave heroics.
Either that or just make her full comedy and turn her in to Zenigata.
>>79735119
To be fair, she also lied to him about being her partner.
>>79735141
This.
>>79735086
Gazelle is pretty clearly designed to be hot.
>>79735086
It's played straight from what we've seen of the trailers
>>79735162
>shakira told them to make her sexier to get this version
>>79735113
>Carmelita's belly dance
wut
>>79734660
I wasn't expecting it, but I thought it was handled decently. Her phase as the Black Baron in 3 wasn't exactly a good first impression, after all. Penelope's love story with Bentley in 3 was heartwarming and cozy, but I liked seeing her turn out as a bad influence on him. Also, while easy, I fucking loved her Thieves in Time level and her boss fight. Totally worth the heel turn.
>>79735071
I like 6. The soft edges make her look friendly, though.
2 is pretty good but her expression is weird.
>>79735162
I have limits, anon. I can fap to some furshit but that is beyond my limit.
>>79735119
I'm pretty sure the implication is they both knew that it was bullshit and just went with it.
I wonder what a mystery solving game based on that ending would be like.
>multiple ways through each level
>can swap between each character
>sly can sneak in through the vent
>open a side door from inside to let carmelita in
>>79735162
See >>79735060
She is not hot. Only desperate pussy beggars consider that hot. No different from the desperate losers who consider Gumball's mother a sex icon.
>>79735119
Maybe under Yes means Yes that'd be "rape," but men have been lying to women in order to get laid since the dawn of humanity.
It was a dick move on his part though, admittedly, and it eventually caught up with him. Carmelita was lying to him also though, because she made up a false history for him. The only difference is that she didn't know that Sly was faking. So I guess that means they "raped" each other.
>>79735190
>someone never played Sly 4
Carmelita has to do a belly dance in a skimpy outfit to distract some guards. There was a whole rhythm mini game for it, including some novel use of the Sixaxis motion detector.
>>79732128
First was the best voice in my opinion.
>>79734682
>Playing Sly 2 now, I feel like dragging out each villain for two chapters kind of hurts it.
I agree on this.
I always feel it especially drags in Rajan's second chapter. That's probably the worst level in the game.
>>79734988
>If they just fixed the goddamn face this would be fappable
Welcome to the pain of browsing furfaggot porn by necessity, since they're the only ones who draw your retarded, obscure fetish's bodily aspects in an appealing way, albeit doing so with their horrible OCs with disgustingly-ugly faces.
Every single one of the fuckers has to plop a poorly-drawn/Dreamworks smugface-esque/horrifying in general/all of the above animal head on top of a perfectly-good (seemingly-painted) body, and ruin the whole fucking thing. They draw great humanoid bodies in most cases and with very attractive figures, but they always have to take a fat shit on otherwise-great output by drawing terrible-looking fur all over, replacing the human head with a freakish unfitting animal head, and shoving some kind of tail up its ass for no good reason.The pain I feel as someone who likes women with pudgy figures that don't go off the deep-end into full landwhale territory, along with women with generally-exaggerated figures, knowing only the godforsaken furfags draw it with a decently quality level before furfagging it up, is pain. I've practically got a headlessness fetish by now, just from how many times I've scrolled a page or edited an image to do away with the horrify beast-head that makes no sense, while fapping to the body.
>>79735242
Disney knew exactly what they were doing.
>>79735306
ok
>>79735320
Gotcha covered senpai.
http://exhentai.org/g/895621/de19d38c48/
http://exhentai.org/g/894143/3bf9c898f9/
The second one's artist does pretty good figures.
>>79734682
TETO, I still love them dearly. I actually liked the multiple levels in 2. Let us get to know the Klaw gang more intimately and explore more variety in their levels. So in India, you get your fancy ancient palace but also an untamed jungle. In Czech, you get a stark nightmare prison, but also a war-torn gothic cathedral with tanks blowing each other up. In Canada, you get a classic train heist, but also an elaborate and perilous logging camp. I liked the extra time spent and areas explored more intimately.
>>79735395
I feel like it's a good IDEA, but the chapters are so long that I'm just ready to move on by the time I actually GET to the boss.
I dunno, maybe having two chapters each but making the chapters a few missions shorter would be better.
>Zootopia furries ruining a Sly Cooper thread
this is why we can't have nice things
>>79735428
Well, at least they didn't do it again afterwards. 3 goes back to a one location/boss limit, as does 4. I think another reason they did it in 2 was to better draw out the different Clockwork parts as macguffin. Had to get the most mileage out of every piece of the guy.
>>79735320
>boo hoo sometimes my fetish image isn't 100% perfect
Reversed Gender Roles as a concept has literally two terribly drawn doujins total. Other than that there is a British domestic abuse PSA where the roles are reversed. That is ALL the content of the fetish. I literally have to jerk it to a fucking PSA.
So don't whine to me about hard to find content.
>>79735190
4 u
>>79735527
long tails are perfect for belly dances
>>79735516
>mfw breeding and lactation
I am blessed to have such common degenerates.
>>79735572
Carmelita Fox having a tail is worthless. She doesn't use it for anything. No the belly dance doesn't count just in case you feel like saying it.
>>79735629
It's not like real foxes use their tails for anything other than a counter balance.
>>79735629
Sly doesn't do anything with his tail either, does he?
Since I assume most of us did this as kids, what 5 levels would you feature in a Sly game? What animals would be the level bosses? the normal guards? flashlight guards? hazards? Heist ideas?
>>79734042
>>79734118
It's drawn by a furry artist. They always end up looking like dogs instead of the animal they are supposed to represent. I've seen it happen all the time.
Pic related is a deer character from Bojack, drawn by a furry. Looks like a fucking dog
>>79735708
I'd say the top Carmalita looks more like a hyena.
>>79735708
>>79735768
You'd think furries of all people would be used to draw all kinds of animals. But if all you draw all day are canine-based characters it might be a little harder to fall out of habits.
>>79735629
So what? Tails are aesthetically pleasing, especially big fluffy ones.
>>79735879
>Carmalita
>small boobs
Pick one. It's an established fact that all small boobed girls in Sly are evil.
>>79735909
Sorry, let's try again.
>>79735941
Much better.
I miss her ;_;
>>79734660
I saw it coming. I never fully trusted her in Sly 3, and her absence in Sly 4 made me suspect she'd gone back to her old ways. As soon as I heard about a "Black Knight" I immediately made the connection with the Black Barron, especially because of the technology-themed enemies in the Medieval England level.
>>79735188
Specifically, she said the make her skirt shorter, give her a bare midriff, and make her ass and hips bigger. As I recall she told them "a big butt is better for dancing."
>>79735990
The qt ones are always evil.
>>79732209
At least you can reply missions
>>79734168
>The Raccoon is the state animal of Tennessee
>>79735149
According to the developers, Pops was one of her inspirations
>>79736073
>mfw she's a combination of Zenigata and Fujiko
How have I never realized
>>79727796
I feel like a R63 Sly would have a much more tasteful design for a female lead, just like with Fox and Krystal.
>>79736109
Carmelita is a variation of the Inspector Javert archetype. She's very much about catching Sly and doesn't look the other way when he breaks the law, but at the same time she wants to make sure he's treated fairly and recognizes his good qualities. Their whole character dynamic is an elaborate mating dance.
>>79736343
There's always his hypothetical daughter from the future.
>>79736408
>spin off game revolves around her
>always makes jokes getting in a cops pants
>>79736386
Sauce on that art? Google gives me nothing
>>79729553
please tell me she isn't going to look like that.
>>79728924
And yet we still haven't gotten a look at movie Carmelita's design?
>supposed to be coming out this year
>still no specific release date or a trailer other than the teaser
>>79734000
Aren't Sanzaru the guys working on it now? I know they were the ones who paved the way for 4 which was why it was not as good as the originals imo
>>79734660
All I could think was poor Bentley. This dude has been shit on the entire series and when he finally gets a girlfriend, she backstabs him.
![anigif_enhanced-buzz-14572-1428881602-23[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zPZmCUm.gif "anigif_enhanced-buzz-14572-1428881602-23[1].gif")
>>79735340
>>79736408
>High ranking police officer and a thief
>Assigned to her own case
>>79739972
She's a detective by day, but by night she steals from supervillains and sabotages their plans.
She gets painted as a criminal by the media, and is assigned to catch herself?
That would be an interesting game. A third or quarter of the levels are playing as a cop, following a series of cases which are linked to the main plot. The rest are standard sly levels.
Maybe some slightly different rules for cop levels, chasing down suspects and interrogating them, or using magic thief powers to examine crime scenes.
>>79729808
The only one I would say is the really bad design was Carmelite. But those 2D cutscenes were awesome, should just make a show with that style.
>>79741030
Also make her tits just a little bit bigger for the show. Not too much, just a little more perkiness.
>>79734660
My main problem with her going evil was the fact that she said Sly was holding him back from scientific greatness. Bitch, he built a fucking time machine, that's like the pinnacle of scientific achievement and you want him to build "weapons?"
>>79740430
Or an actual police who combines the best elements of an officer and an infiltrator.
>>79740430
also thief levels could have you plant evidence that incriminates other suspects to conceal your crime spree
So let me get this straight, posting Alopex as a thread starter vixen is DELETE on sight, but Carmelita Fox is A-OK? Fuck janitors.
>>79735679
Isn't this the only level in the series where the patrolling guards were females?
>>79736386
Is that Edtropolis? That guy draws some tasteful anthros.
>>79734042
>>79734118
i tried drawing them once.
actually twice. still learning.
>>79735990
why did they made her evil again in 4?
>>79736408
Sly Cooper sells the least of the Sony platforming trio, making a female lead is ensuring even lower sales.
>>79736408
>>79736418
>>79740430
heh, we can only dream, mascot games dotn sell anymore.
>>79741555
for MUH PLOT TWIST.
when Neyla did that, you wanted to strangle her. When Penelope did it everyone was like 'wtf u r doin, this doesnt make sense' even Bentley had same reaction.
>>79741097
But that's politically incorrect as it would send the message to Little Twats that being attractive is important. After all /co/ women are beautiful even if they're bitches, flat, obese doncha know?
You're not getting anything visually appealing with female designs in these neutered/emasculated times we live in. And FYI gaming is headed down the road of emasculation with PC Watchdogs little by little gaining ground.
>>79727796
As good as Girl Meets World
>>79741552
Obscure meets famous? I hope you imply Judy Hopps is famous because she's marketed by motherfucking Disney. Carmelita Fox always belonged to an underrated series whose barely more popular than Klonoa.
>>79741577
They sell, but they must have seriously established themselves decades back like Mario and Sonic. Even so, Mario's sales have dipped a bit in recent times. Makes me wonder what Nintendo plans for Mario's next main entry.
Has to be better than what they're doing with Starfox Zero.
>>79741714
thatwasthejoke.jpg
glad you noticed!
Here's something I don't get. Gaming wise, Carmelita Fox has had more exposure. Despite this Krystal from Starfox is MUCH more popular and drawn. But her screen time is:
- A minute intro in Starfox Adventures
- A smallish support role in Starfox Assault no different from Fox's other wingmen.
- A somewhat substantial but HIGHLY unpopular role where she was a massive cunt in SF Command. Also ugly ass art style for that game.
Even now with SF0 on the way she's got fans wanting her back. So why the popularity? Nintendo's Starfox has never been that high tier of a franchise for the company. I think it barely edges out Metroid.
Does anyone have the link to that podcast that called out the Sly Cooper movie for screwing up the models? They raised some good points and compared it to the Ratchet And Clank movie.
>>79735060
>>79735242
so what you're saying is that you're not actually into furry and you're in denial
