Is anyone else surprised as I am?
>>79678033
Yeah I'm absolutely fucking shocked.
Who was the 1 rotten? He's the only reviewer I read now.
>>79678033
who'da thunk?
>>79678146
almond white
>>79678183
>>79678146
>He's the only reviewer I read now.
I don't know if I'd be able to cope with that concentration of pure contrarianism.
>>79678146
Some guy who hates superhero movies.
>>79678370
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/review-deadpool-starring-ryan-reynolds-tj-miller-morena-baccarin-ed-skrein-and-gina-carano-20160206
>>79678370
Perfect. I love him already.
CHimichanga joke
anus joke
masturbate joke
GUNSHOT!!! !!!EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRTY JOKES!
>>79678424
just go back to /tv/ man
>look at the cover in a thumbnail
>it resembles a cover of the first The Boys issue
>think I missed something and The Boys movie got made
>click on the image
>it's just Deadpool
Fuck.
It's being received pretty badly by female reviewers who got in to press showings
>>79678478
so?
>>79678464
>The Boys movie
we'll get there one day
>>79678549
When all sense of decency flies out the window.
>>79678033
I had to do a double-take when I checked that. It was during the "BvS is going to be the lowest rated Superhero film this year" thread, and I was expecting to see Deadpool give it a run for its money, or at least have mediocre reviews, and then I find out it's universally liked?
>>79678598
It could always be worse. We could get Nemesis.
>>79678603
>and then I find out it's universally liked?
Well, time to get on hate train.
>>79678612
We are still getting Nemesis, right?
>>79678598
There's nothing wrong with The Boys other than that Marshal Law is a superior capeshit satire.
>>79678576
>because of RT CRITICS
HAHAHAHA
>>79678638
RT critics are very useful when you have to show that MCU> MoS.
>RT
>>79678576
Anon, those films print money whether they get good reviews or not. Deadpool isn't really a household name outside of internet meme culture. This movie is doing okay, but it's not going to dethrone the big players.
>>79678450
Naw, its higherbrow than the game.
Closer to the comics. The good comics.
>>79678632
http://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/warner-bros-puts-nemesis-active-development/
the dream is alive
>>79678657
That's about quality. This is about box office success. That's the only way they can "dethrone" Marvel.
>>79678657
>company wars
why aren't you people banned on sight yet?
>>79678612
>>79678632
>>79678730
Shit when you guys said Nemesis I was thinking about DC's Nemesis and wondering when that was announced only to remember Millar also made a character named Nemesis and now I am silently screaming.
>>79678937
did you report him?
>>79678986
announcing your reports is a bannable offense
>>79678033
It seems like a very well made movie that does what it tries to do really well.
The only reason to dislike it is if you didn't like what it tries to do, and even that wouldn't make it a bad movie.
>>79678033
It's Kellypool, you cunts, shut up already.
>>79678370
>by the books
>based on a comic book
The Plato of our generation.
>>79678576
Deadpool ain't making much money with that rating. With Floptastic four, Deadpool and later X-men, Fox will hopefully stop, and fire Millar as well.
>>79678450
Will readers even get this? I know a lot of 4chan memes spread elsewhere but how are you going to get the context of this one if you don't know about post numbers
>>79679929
Of course they won't get it.
>>79678033
MEME
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>>79678707
Thats not a bad score.
Not all of Metacritic is broken like the game section
>>79678033
Honestly, yeah
I am Deadpool fan myself and honestly didn't expect it to be more than a 'meh, it's good' 6/10 movie so when I started seeing the first critics I was really surprised
Well I still have to see it myself anyway, that's what counts in the end
>>79678033
no because the early score is always high if it were Thursday, there were over 100 reviews, and it had that score then I would be surprised
>>79679653
Just curious, how did you score on reading comprehension tests?
>>79678707
Metascore is even less accurate.
>>79678707
This, RT is a terrible reviewing site.
Quick guys, let's find sites and reviewers that don't like it so our confirmation bias can remain strong!
Why would you believe reviews before mass release?
And just fuck rotten tomatoes in general
Any site that would give a near perfect score to Halloween but give 29% or lower to all it's sequels is just a site with score that have too wide of a margin or error.
>>79681880
>that would give a near perfect score to Halloween
>that would give
They're literally just an aggregate site.
If someone mails you a pile of shit in a box you don't blame the UPS guy.
>>79678937
did isnt /v/ fucker
>>79678033
Not really, most movies have high scores before their release weekend.
It's still waiting on about 170 reviews.
>>79678146
Most of the top critics are giving it 3/5 or less so far. They're likely to be the ones other reviewers agree with, so the score is going to come down for next weekend.
Also, no R-rated movie has ever made more than $500m, and most tend to not even make $200 even when they're huge successes, so don't bet on it going anywhere even if it's genuinely good.
>>79681880
Any site that doesn't give Halloween: Resurrection a 0 or negative numbers score is not to be trusted.
>>79678478
he beats and stalks women he is the least pc fucker out there technically, or did you forget a huge chunk of his relationship with jailbait tier siryn?
>>79681928
No but you doesn't mean I have to like it, especially if the site has this kinda mob mentality, intentional or otherwise.
Even IMDB is more reasonable with reviewing.
When it comes to RT every movie seems to have a score either too high or too low when it comes to new releases.
>Poeple want a pretty accurate Deadpool adaptation to fail, but are hyped for the Bay produced TMNT sequel
Jesus christ, /co/
>>79678370
Someone tart digging for other reviews by this guy.
I want to know if we can trust him.
>>79681997
You say that like Resurrection is the worst.
Cause it ain't ... It is 2nd worst before Curse of Micheal Myers.
>>79678478
Females thinking their opinion is relevant. How fucking cute.
>>79682000
Well sure, but that's less of an issue with RT and more of an issue with the fan-base.
It's a mildly useful tool, but it's useless as actual criticism. You find a handful of critics you enjoy or respect and go from there, people who substitute it for actual criticism are idiots.
>>79678549
he's getting older by the minute, anon.
>>79682030
They're both bad, but in my opinion Resurrection takes the cake with its awfulness.
To each their own I guess.
>>79678033
Im sure the score will go down as more reviews will come because thats what always happens.
But The positive reaction is encouraging.
Im looking forward to seeing it.
>>79682016
People on /co/ unironically claim that MoS is a cinematic masterpiece, what did you expect?
>>79682016
>>79682332
>people should like Disney shit only
No, thanks.
>>79682050
Yeah but once you find the reviewers you kikenis there really reason to keep up with the rest of RT?
Be like of you liked RedLetterMedia you go through the motions of searching on YouTube for stuff like them when you know they are all you want.
>>79681813
>Rt is terrible unless they give DC movies a good score
Fixed shill.
>Pointing out how crappy other movies are doesn't automatically make your movie good.
>>79682345
Who are you quoting?
>there are people who don't wait a couple of years before watching a cape movie
>>79682366
>Rt is terrible unless they give Marvel movies a good score
Fixed, shill.
>>79682370
Your mom's pussy. Hello.
>>79678612
We ARE getting Nemesis
>>79682405
B-but Millar hates that book now!
>>79678033
That you posted one of these threads after a good number of reviewers did their job? Yes, good on you OP.
>RT is a WB website
>WB/DC haters can't stop giving them money by visiting it
>>79682410
No, he hates Unfunnies and Trouble.
Publicly disowned both.
>>79682441
Nope, he also said that it's time to make epic superheroes again. Which means he won't make more Nemesis or Wanted anymore; he wants to be the next Waid now.
>>79682451
Nope, Wanted and Nemesis are actually kinda buttresses of his superhero universe.
It's just that he's now focused on building up the heroic side.
Yeah best kinó ever
>>79682470
>all those pathetic baby boomers who watched Episode IV the year it was released
>>79679929
there will always be that 1 guy from reddit that hunts down what it means on wikipedia or knowyourmeme and will act on reddit as if he invented the meme himself
>>79682440
And Metacritic is a CBS website.
>>79682500
I don't know if /co/ hates CBS too.
>>79681813
RT isn't a reviewing site retard
>people still don't understand tomatometer ratings
>>79679929
It's a variant cover, anon. They're only going to make like 20 of them anyways, and 4chan is a site with a larger userbase than the entire floppie buying market.
More people know the dubs meme than buy comics.
Top critics (the part that matters) percentage is 83%, all critics is now 85%, still pretty good, might drop to 75% at the end
>>79682480
>all those memefags who will watch memepool the year it was released
>>79682635
This anon gets it. Let's see how old this DP movie gets after a couple of years.
>>79678146
ComicsAlliance hated it.
>>79682671
They hate anything that isn't a tumblr circlejerk.
>>79682671
Oh no. Not Comics Alliance!
>>79682671
So it's a great movie then
>>79678370
>Jagernauth
>Not really just an alias of the Juggernaut trying to torpedo the movie with bad reviews
How are plebs rused this easily?
It's down to 85% now, but that's still more impressive than I expected.
>>79678033
Devin Faraci already spoiled me that it was great
>>79682869
>>79682413
It's about 15% of the total expected reviews, it's not a good number at all.
>>79682345
>Disney
It's Fox.
>>79678305
All of my fucking friends are like this. Show them endless praise for something and they'll be benign, but show them one negative review amongst them and thats it, they're not interested.
>>79683267
Get better friends.
>>79682383
Oh I get it, you're 14.
>>79683661
Congrats, it only took you 90 minutes to post : )
>>79683673
I only just opened the thread. What do you want me to do, go back in time to post?
>>79683720
When you're done doing that time travel, go to 2000 and kill Bendis.
It sounds like a great film for those that enjoy deadpool. tbqh pham the commercial's jokes didn't do anything for me, and it's not even that I'm too highbrow, I love Rick and Morty, but I don't care to see ryan reynold's penis or hear chimichanga.
I am
I thought it was going to be a solid 60-65%
>>79683764
60-65% isn't solid.
>>79678549
>Directed by Seth Rogan
no joke, he said he wants too
>>79683747
do you not want ultimate spider-man?
>>79683764
That's going to be BvS. This will probably settle in the 80s while Civil War and X-Men go 90s.
>>79683808
I don't want what came after Ultimate Spider-Man.
>>79683793
I have some favorite movies in that range critically, it's not bad for movies like this
>>79683808
You want to make an omelette you have to break some eggs.
>>79683802
he has to get through Preacher first
>mfw fucking Deadpool gets a higher RT score than BvS
>>79683820
>>79683849
>AoU is good because RT
...OK.
>>79683891
>AoU
why you quoting me? I didn't bring up Disney in any of this
>>79683923
Oh you did my dear companywarfag, you mentioned Civil War.
>>79683923
his point was RT scores don't really mean much.
I'll be surprised if a film directed by Zack Snyder, regardless of how good it actually is, gets universal approval. Some critics get their autism triggered whenever slow mo happens.
>>79683937
who the fuck brought up Civil War
>>79684367
he's autistic anon
>>79678033
Disney buying reviews? wow totally never happened before!
>>79684367
>>79684508
>>79683820
>not even reading what he posts
Autistic, indeed.
>>79684752
>disney
>>79678033
No, RT is pure shit: Arrow S3 has universal acclaim according to it.
That said, Reynolds is the shit and he takes thsi stuff seriously. I'm sure he did a fantastic job.
>>79682869
>Devin Faraci
>people continuing to shit on reviews for a movie they haven't seen yet
This is pathetic, /co/.
>>79678033
Its worth remembering that rotten tamatoes shouldnt be the only source you use
All those positive reviews could be like 70s
>>79682671
You mean the same ComicsAlliance that said only black writers should write Black Panther and blocked me because I said by using that logic only vampires should write Blade comics?
>>79686347
>>79685519
Was all critics or top critics
>>79686347
Wasn't Black Panther created by two white guys?
>>79682358
What, YouTube channels where people subject themselves to bad movies and make humorous observations about them?
That's like, an entire genre on YouTube.
>Chris Stuckman
>Bobsheaux
>Spoony
>Nostalgia Critic
>How Did This Get Made (podcast)
>The Book was Better
>Cinema Snob
>Everything wrong with ___ in __ Minutes
Etc. Etc. Etc.
And the Granddady: MST3K was just the most successful TV kickstarter ever, making enough dosh for 13 new episodes.
>>79678707
This. A 6 on RT is actually "fresh". So if a movie gets 6 in every review it is indeed 100% fresh on RT. 97% is not a vote, it's "how many decent votes did it get"
>>79682627
>Average rating
>5.8/10
>the action sequences sacrifice tension and excitement in favour of hyperactive editing and splattering gore. The result is rarely boring, but it’s not half as smart, funny or subversive as it clearly believes itself to be. That said, sweaty 15-year-old boys are going to be in heaven.
>>79687009
>Tom Huddleston
Like I'll fall for that
>>79687093
Who is him?
>>79687063
Are people really expecting War and Peace quality of writing in Deadpool movie?
>>79687153
Does it even reach Spiderman (not the reboot) quality?
>>79686822
6/10 is pretty good anon
>>79687949
Not him, but 6/10 is not good, just decent. I expected a lot more from this movie. I understand it's my fault.
However 6/10 is pretty far from the A+ some review gave it.
>>79688093
>However 6/10 is pretty far from the A+ some review gave it.
Meaning that some people gave it way less then 6.
>>79678450
So Deadpool
>>79688093
>However 6/10 is pretty far from the A+ some review gave it.
That reviewer is a pleb and a hack though. And not jokingly like the RLM guys.
I expect Deadpool to be good, but A+ seems a bit much.
Anyone saw the movie yet?
i know this is an "adult comedy" where violence and swearing is its bread and butter, but that lighter from the trailer left a bad taste in my mouth,, are there other cringeworthy moments i should avoid?
>>79678183
After he gave Grown ups 2 a positive review, I think any negative review from him is a sign that a movie is good.
>>79688832
Yeah let's just have trigger warnings for low brow jokes, anon is sensible.
I feel like it's pointless to even try discussing this movie here. Nobody here has seen it, yet they've all made up their minds as to whether or not it's good or bad.
>>79678033
>mfw this movie is going to kill Zoolander 2
>A Marvel movie for those who think they're sick of Marvel movies but aren't really, it's as epically pleased with itself as Ryan Reynolds' lead performance.
oh no there onto you!
>>79688093
Then for once you won't go in expecting the greatest movie ever made, so MAYBE you'll just let yourself have fun
>>79678033
RT gives even the shittiest Marvel movies fresh ratings. No surprise here. As long as they keep popping them one liners.
>>79678549
The making of The Boys movie will signal the end of the end of the Superhero Blockbuster Era
>>79678549
>The Boys gets a movie
>PG-13
He did it, he finally broke into capeshit.
Now let's hope it doesn't flop.
>>79690564
>Love Sausage is jolly fat Russian that eats sausage in ever scene
>>79678033
>>79690363
the end is nigh
>>79682018
You can't, he also praised some other movie that was actually a piece of shit like it was going to win Best Picture.
currently
>>79678370
its the Juggernaut's cousin trying to make Deadpool look bad!
>>79682018
He also shat all over Toy Story 3.
Man, Marvel sure is knocking it outta the park with Civil War AND Deadpool.
>>79680804
>>79681813
>>79686802
Metacritic is garbage.
>>79693628
Is Marvel Studios actually helping Fox with Deadpool at all or anything?
>>79693778
Disney has the merchandise rights, so they get all the graft.
>>79678033
Nope
The reddit tier humor is a great way to pull in the normies
>>79686347
>Only vampires should write Blade comics
okay I chuckled.
>>79690612
Financially, you know it would probably at least sell more than KickAss 1.
I don't know if it would be a hit in the critics point of view once it airs its two weeks.
>>79693778
Well they haven't made a "death of Wade" story arc since the incursion, so I'd say they're probably reaping whatever they get from Fox's movie.
>>79693332
I predict at least somewhere between 50-70% with 120 reviewers.
>>79690612
You know what this means!
Party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQVoom2EDQs
>>79694003
>normies
aren't you, by implication, "abnormie"?
>>79694215
that's a big fucking range
>>79689169
>not watching more than one movie in a day
I'm going to watch this, 2oolander, and Hail Caesar all in a row. It's going to be a rough day.
>>79695665
Kickass had 200+ reviewers, Watchmen had almost 300.
I'm just praying it stays between passable and above average.
>Average Rating: 7.8/10
It's exactly what I expected. Read instead of trusting the fresh porcentage, op.
>>79678033
M E M E M O V I E S
>>79696088
that's the future you choose
>>79696088
meme post
>>79678549
Are we ever getting the AMC Preacher show?
>>79681998
HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR HER
SHE TREATED HIM LIKE SHIT;_;
>>79696291
premieres mid 2016
A glib facsimile
>>79696088
nice meme
>>79696088
>not death of Deadpool.png
>>79678370
OUR HERO
I know this is crazy but I am going to enjoy it if I like it, not because it had good ratings. There have been plenty of movies with great ratings, that I thought pretentious shit, and other movies with low ratings, I thought it ingenious.
Now that being said Deadpool will be an enjoyable action/comedy. I am not going to put on my critic hat and judge every minute detail. If it is enjoyable that is enough for me.
>>79698257
This. Unless its fantastic four im pretty sure we can trust marvel/dc by now
>>79683891
>>79684873
>assuming different posts is the same guy/point out of ACU hate
Not him nor a fanboy of any side, but yeah, you're genuinely autistic.
Anyone have a Deadpool recommended reading image or some shit?
I've never actually given the character a chance but I should probably read some stuff before interacting with "deadpool fans" on Thursday.
>>79705731
>>79705731
>>79705830
thank you, kind anon.
>>79688093
This isn't the joke that is the Video Game review scene. Some movie critics still take themselves seriously.
A 3/5 movie is a movie worth watching if it's anywhere near up your alley.
