Your soap dropped, nigga.
I'm actually done
>>79673831
>I'm actually done
>But you're welcome to pick it up
>>79673801
Indeed it has, I guess I should bend over and pick it up leaving myself open and vulnerable. I sure hope no one plans anything naughty...W-Where'd he go?... I'm so lonely.
>>79673801
Yes yes, I haven't touched myself in days.
Can't a man have a bit of butt piracy?
Oh no, it looks like I've slipped. What an unfortunate accident it would be if someone were to rip my clothes and ravage the area.
My Aryan brother will cave your skull in if you have any idea, "nigger".
>>79674402
speaking on behalf of the Aryans, yeah, nah. fuck you. You're a piece of shit. they can have you, bitch.
>>79673801
Pick it up for me.
>>79674445
Nice try, Schlomo, but you are not white.
>>79674402
So you admit you're Aryans' bottom bitch?
>>79674339
Christ, this isn't something I wanted or expected to be referenced on /co/.
>>79674495
He's the eyes and the back of my head.
>>79674402
>"nigger"
>""
>>79673801
But I use liquid bath soap.
>>79674609
Only plebs use ' '
>>79673801
Oh shit man I dropped that shit my bad my nigga Imma pick it up now with my ass spread out dont put your dick in there man..
>he puts it in
Damn nigga this dick feel good
>>79673801
You look up from your newspaper.
"We aren't even in the shower Randell."
Randell continues to stare at you, a blank stare, you knew that Randell wasn't home. You go back to your newspaper, and flip another page.
After the first month you lost any remaining tears and sympathies for poor Randell, that man was clearly mentally handicapped, but then again, you were just a mirror, fading, obscuring away inside a shell of a man, who let himself get worse and worse every day.
Perhaps, that is why you rape niggas in the shower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fZvy3A-_1o
>>79673801
I know. Pick it up, nigga.
>>79673801
Can't you just squat to pick it up without leaving yourself open?
>>79676851
Then he fucks your mouth.
>>79673801
Actually I just dropped myCHAIR!!
>>79677759
I'M MAD
>>79675635
YFW the real Booty Warrior is free now.
>>79678140
Is he beuno excellente's arch?
>>79677759
Couldn't Tom just turn around so his back was facing the wall first?
I'm just saying he might have wanted it. That would also explain why Sarah was always such a bitch.
>>79678140
>>79674445
I thinks he talk more about the Aryan Brotherhood ( Prison Gang ) for roleplaying but you haven't understand that mister SJW.
>>79678672
>Couldn't Tom just turn around so his back was facing the wall first?
Yeah, but then they'd just fuck his mouth-pussy.
>>79673801
>implying
>>79673831
Nah nah nigga you aint finished. I've been watching you. You aint washed behind yo ears or nothin. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspector.
>>79680437
>this is canon
>>79681934
So what happens next?
>>79681934
name or link to the rest of that please.
>>79673801
superman version is best version.
>>79682156
"A fools errand, maybe you should pick it up, lest you know the sting of cryptic bullshit."
Why don't they just pick it up with their feet? That's what I do.
>not using superior soap on a rope
You had this coming.
>>79680437
Man, they are skinny.
Why don't you just squat down to get it?
>>79681934
S-Sauce?
>>79684600
Then you'll just get facefucked.
>>79681905
>>79681919
>>79681934
God damn I wish it was something else and not gold diggers
Cause then we'd actually have a what happens next scene
>>79684625
In prison there are no winners, no way out, no path that doesn't involve dingus in at least one of your holes.
So is prison the only place where "rape culture" actually exists in the West?
>>79681517
You were watching me?
Dat shis gay yo.
>>79681934
I thought I got around the whole dropping soap angle if I didn't bend over and just crouched down.
Then I thought "Oh they probably would want blowjobs instead."
There isn't any winning.
>>79685496
"Hey, some guy in the shower is giving out blowjobs!"
"That sounds like a win for everybody!"
>>79685496
You pick it up with your feet instead
>>79682014
>>79684615
It's from Gold Digger.
