Say somethingmeanabout him.
He has resting bitch face.
He'll be dead at the end of the movie.
He's shaped like the Canada of chips: Doritos.
>>79671903
Any superhuman could beat him up.
He chose the wrong side
>>79671903
He's too handsome
>>79671903
mmno fuck you
He's white
Everything special about him came out of a bottle.
>>79671903
he's not superman
Honestly, he's too boyish to be Cap
>>79671903
He doesn't get naked often enough.
He's a cis white male.
>>79671903
I hate his stupid sideburns and hair but I don't know why.
>>79672389
this desu.
hes the only major character in the marvel universe i really like, but he'll never be Superman.
>>79671903
He's a virgin. A wizard by now even.
>>79671903
His titties aren't as nice as Peggys.
>>79671903
He doesn't have enough good porn.
>>79672701
No one's titties are
>>79671903
His teeth are too perfect. It's kind of creepy.
>>79671903
SJW !!!
>>79672762
Evans dad is a dentist.
>>79672701
Imagine if they had a daughter.
>>79672641
Of course not. Cap isn't a murderer.
>>79671996
>>79672513
these
>>79671903
>>79672546
This honestly. His hair I could tolerate, but his sideburns were dumb. They were too long.
>>79672827
This is bait, and i want to bite anyway, but im not going to.
He defends an inferior universe
>>79677098
would cap be green or blue?
>>79671903
He has an inferiority complex next to Iron Man
>>79672827
But he is. You see him kill that cunt at the start of AoU with a kick to the neck
>>79677117
He would be Indigo
>>79677205
...do you know what qualifies you for indigo?
hint: it's not having compassion.
>>79672546
>>79673280
>not liking sideburns
>literally the best facial hair
He failed to bed Peggy and failed to save Bucky and never saw his war out to the end.
>>79677221
He sure looks compassionate kicking the shit out of Iron-Man
>>79677273
>>79671903
He crashed a plane he was in full control of in an area that was completely devoid of human life, Instead of at least trying to take it down safely
>>79671903
I want to beat his cock until it cums, against his will
>>79672641
>>79672389
He doesn't need to be
>>79677302
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>>79677098
It's easy to defend a place where everyone sucks your dick constantly. Captain America does it for free because it's the right thing to do.
>>79677289
What was the answer? I don't remember shit about New 52 GL before Volthoom appeared as a glowing transdimensional astronaut.
>>79677521
I can't remember.
maybe the guardians going batshit? the blackest night?
>>79671903
His physical and emotional beauty is too intimidating.
>>79672789
[CONGESTED NERD VOICE]: uuuuhhh you mean he WAS a dentist, he died before the first Captain America movie, if you even bothered to pay attention to the flashback scenes in Winter Soldier you'd know that
>>79671959
FUCK YOU MAN FOR DISSING BOTH DORITOS AND CANADA WE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>79671903
That perfect human specimen.He's in my head
>>79677840
His sweat smells like cinnamonGoddammit!
>>79677801
>implying doritos aren't the best chips
>>79671903
His suit looked like shit in Avengers
they made him look like the gullible goodie-goodie and then he acted like a whiny faggot when he found out Fury was lying to them
And that suit was just the worst
>>79671903
his bf is ugly
>>79671903
His behavior in the Avengers vs Thunderbolts crossover was fucking inexcusable.
He's white
>>79677966
Tony pls
>>79671903
his pecks are too righteous
>>79672535
Something negative. Not the most positive amazing thing since the dawn of time
>>79678770
You better check your privilege, shitlord.
He's not as disgustingly handsome as Cavill Supes.
>>79677801
>Canada a threat
Lol are you serious? You guys are a bunch of LOL 420 BLAZE IT FAGGITS who elected pretty boy faggot who's taking you deeper into the recession.
>>79671903
He's Marvel's Superman. Bland as fuck and too much of a boyscout. Boring.
Even worse is he doesn't even have cool alien bullshit to work with. He's literally just some dumb soldier.
>>79671903
His left ear sits lower than his right.
literally
a
95
year
old
V I R G I N
>>79681231
>tfw doing better than Cap
>>79677800
Evans' real dad is a dentist
