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Do you think Mystique could move her tongue all the way to her ass allowing her to lick someone's penis while giving him anal?
Do you think she would?
>>79668773
Jesus pfft hahahahahaha
That's fucking terrible
>>79668893
that's not how her powers work.
>>79668930
That's exactly how her powers work, sometimes.
>>79668893
>giving him anal
>Mystique will never use her powers to sprout a cock and roughly fuck you up the ass like a filthy slut
Now I'm sad.
>>79668773
Where the heck's Tony when you need him?
What is this from? Some new trailer?
Feminism can't help you 1v1 Apocalypse.
>>79669049
>sprout a cock
wait, she can do that?
Ah yes. the X-Universe. The bulbasaur of comic book movies.
>>79669152
Why wouldn't she be able to?
>>79669169
So it's the best?
>>79669169
>The bulbasaur of comic book movies.
then what about TMNT?
>>79669169
Bulbasaur was good though
You mean Treecko, because Torchic and Mudkip shat all over that fucker
>>79669152
She was originally planned to be Nightcrawler's father.
>>79669253
The first lesbian baby in comic book history. Would've been awesome. Now we're just left with Jess and Carol's baby.
>>79668773
How much is JLaw getting paid, again?
>>79669230
My Sceptile routinely beat enemies with one Leaf Blade attack. Maybe you're just not a very good trainer.
>>79669287
>Jess and Carol's baby
I... Is it really Carol's? cause that's my OTP
>>79668773
He's choking her so hard she's blue in the face!
>>79669049
Have you tried being straight?
>>79669405
It's not gay if it's Mystique.
>>79669171
i know she can shapeshift.
just never thought she could change her pussy into a massive functioning cock.
>>79669424
ditto
>>79669350
>Leaf Blade
>Better or even equal to Blaze Kick, Sky Uppercut, Close Combat or Brave Bird
Grass types were always shit desu, Fire was far and away the best
>>79669447
Not only that, but she can change it into a delicious, functioning cock.
>>79669455
It's not gay if it's Ditto either.
>>79669447
She can make a phallic organ but probably can't produce semen
>>79669485
yeah, no, but is it zoophilia?
>>79669169
>talking shit about bulbasaur
>>79669517
what if she squirts?
>>79669554
Only if you get caught.
>>79669554
Not if you're the one taking it.
>>79669424
You keep telling yourself that, man. "It's not gay if I want a cock in my ass." Just keep sayin' it. Maybe you'll even believe it someday.
>>79669517
>probably can't produce semen
She probably can if she tries hard enough. She's managed to form wings and tentacles and shit, but it takes a lot of effort.
>>79669666
Why are you projecting so hard, anon? Just because you like men doesn't mean I have to as well.
>>79669666
Bisexuality exists, Satan.
>>79669517
has it been mentioned in the comics?
like mystique sees a girl she likes and tries to flirt with her but the girl says she's straight.
and then mystique morphs her lower half and smirks while revealing a big bulge causing the girl to rethink her life choices?
>>79669715
>No it doesn't. You have to choose a side
There, done. No one else has to post that now.
You should've seen it coming, anon.
>>79669666
>"It's not gay if I want a cock in my ass." Just keep sayin' it. Maybe you'll even believe it someday.
y-yes my lord and master
>>79669733
The only person mistique love is an old women called destiny
>>79669759
Human sexuality doesn't work that way, pal.
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>>79668773
What's this from? Is there a new trailer or is this the porn parody?
>>79669009
She could shapeshift into a version of herself with a really long tongue
>>79668893
I'd imagine that Reed Richards does that to Sue's clit.
>>79669715
Yes that doesn't stop taking a cock up the ass from being gay.
>>79669906
It's not gay if it's literally a girl's cock.
>>79669666
just because you want to suck a cock or get a dick up your ass doesn't make you gay or bi.
all straight guys think of it from time to time and there are a few who are not afraid to act on their normal desires.
>>79669886
And still she fucks Namor.
>>79669959
Namor, pls
>>79669929
Truth.
>>79669906
There's nothing gay about craving cock, anon.
>>79669929
How do I determine the difference between a girl cock and a cock of a guy who turned himself to look like a girl?
>>79670084
Just have somebody there to confirm the person's identity for you.
Like a telepath or something.
>>79669954
>all straight guys think of it from time to time
If you've though of it a couple of times that's normal I guess, everyone gets curious to some extent. If you're thinking about it "from time to time" you're kind of pushing it a bit.
> and there are a few who are not afraid to act on their normal desires.
This is where most people draw the line. If you're performing a homosexual act then you're bi at least, there's really no arguing that. There's nothing wrong with being bi, there's no need to preform mental gymnastics to convince yourself that you're still totally straight despite the fact that you've fucked a dude.
>>79670387
Fucking a guy was never even part of the conversation, anon.
>>79670417
>just because you want to suck a cock or get a dick up your ass doesn't make you gay or bi
>there are a few who are not afraid to act on their normal desires
>>79670459
Could always act on it with a strap-on.
>>79670084
Well if it's say Mystique, a character we already know about, then we already know the answer to it in that case.
>>79670476
That anon didn't say strap-on.
>>79669470
Until X/Y came around and gave us Fennekin.
God, JLaw's makeup and bodysuit look so fucking shit. She should suck it up and actually do it naked like Ramjin did.
>>79671672
You know what the worst part is?We never got any shots of her feet
>>79671780
Footfags are the worst.
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>>79669885
It depends on the writer, but originally her shapeshifting was semi-limited to just altering her outer layer of skin / hair / etc, with changes that require more physical changes being much more difficult. She could still turn into a tall muscular guy but it was a painful change that required some effort.
So she couldn't shapeshift into a, I dunno, Brood drone for example.
But in modern times some writers just have her go full Plastic Man.
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>>79672707
How hard would shapeshiting a dong be then?
So how long before she can mimic powers too?
>>79668773
holy shit i cant stand jlaw anymore
>>79668773
Are you guys more excited for this or civil war.
Honestly the trailers for civil war are better but I thought Days of Future Past was twice the movie that Ultron was.
>>79672969
dofp was a fun movie, with great acting all around.
fassbender and mcavoy are great fucking actors. mcavoy could carry even the most shitty movie just by himself (kinda like he does in that shitty frankenstein movie with daniel radcliffe who can't act for shit).
age of ultron was a boring, poorly written, one-liner fest with the most awful pacing i've ever seen in a fucking marvel studios movie.
>>79669364
No one knows, so it's completely up in the air. The baby is blonde though, but I'm placing my bets on Clint.
>>79669009
One time she survived being shot by a machine gun by shapeshifting all her major organs and blood vessels out of the way.
>>79669212
>then what about TMNT?
Cyndaquil.
>>79668802
>Damn my choking fetish.
>>79674611
dumb
>>79669666
Are lesbians secretly straight if they use a dildo, mr. satan trips?
Fucking awful. The Fox X-films continue to have some of the worst art direction and costume design of any capeshit movies. At least they've been consistent since '00. Ball-less, neutered, visually boring shit. For a fag, Singer has no sense of aesthetics whatsoever.
>>79669112
My fucking sides
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>>79669447
I have a post for this
