Face front, true believers! The Captain has made her return and oh, how mighty it is. It’s a bold new frontier for Carol Danvers as she soars to new heights in her greatest mission yet—leader of the all-new Alpha Flight space program. Yup, Alpha Flight. As earth’s first line of defense, Carol and her team aim to protect the planet from extraterrestrial threats. But can Carol be a soldier and a diplomat? Especially when an unknown enemy emerges that Carol can’t quite punch. The superstar team behind Marvel’s Agent Carter television series, Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas, make their comics debut alongside the awesomely-talented Kris Anka
We did this boring shit yesterday.
>>79162204
Scanbro leaked it on Monday. The thread didn't even autosage
>>79100741
>>79162117
so how many number 1s has this iteration of Carol been through already? I had to remember this isn't the issue where she just flies back in time for no reason after taking Captain Marvel's name
>>79162322
This is #3
>>79162322
2 if count secret wars tie in 3 in total.
>>79162322
3 including this and then a SW mini
>>79162341
4 with secret wars tie in mini.
>>79162322
Marvel is really, reaaaaally desperate to make her their Wonder Woman, no matter how unnaturally they have to force it. So they figure if they keep restarting her story with a whacky new gimmick eventually it'll stick.
>cap marvel is a dyke with the body of a man
>spiderman is a nigger
>cap america is a nigger
>Thor is a SJW propaganda machine
What happend to Marvel?
>>79162444tumblr
The end thanks for reading
I've never read Carol-kun before.
Is she gonna get this psychopath grin everytime a fight shows up and then fucking destroy whatever is in her way?Looks fun.
>>79162444
A better question is what happened to you?
>>79162499
Thanks for posting
>>79162559you welcome anon
I hope this book doesnt ruin Abigail Brand.
>>79162557
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>79162427
>don't call me ma'am
But you're a woman?
>>79162551
When she's written in character, yes.
>>79163188
Xi is clearly not a cis woman
>>79163188
Ain't you ever seen No Time For Sergeants? When you in the military you don't see a man or a woman, you just see an officer.
>>79162660
Agreed.
>>79163459
Kinda enjoyed this. No cutesy BFF chatter. No alien cat. She's actually involved in action and conflict scenes by design instead of an accidental aside. Kinda short on the whole SJW writing style at all, actually, and it's much better for it.
Been on the job for a few days and she's already gone full Sisko and locked up one alien race (plus has to deal with the angry Shiar in Ultimates); somehow has annoyed Brand; the team's solved a mystery; and is in charge of Earth's first proper space defence force - and it's a good fit.
Solid start from Fazekas and Butters - Agent Carter's season 2 opener wasn't too bad either. Just wish Anka knew what T&A means.
Who do you want for MCU Carol?
>>79163459
By that logic, they shouldn't be called the masculine "sir," either.
>>79164105
It's an abbreviation. Off-E-Sir.
>>79163459
Yeah, navy fag here. If I called a female officer "sir" I'd get fucking smashed.
>>79164428
Do you have over 300 confirmed kills?
>>79164428
She's air force, what's the rule for them
>>79162444
Carol is hot as fuck you nigger
>>79164626
It's the same.
Why is Abigail here? what happened to SWORD?
>>79165025
SWORD appears to have been replaced by an actual functioning unit, that has the gear and equipment necessary to carry out the mission of defending the Earth.
Wish Rocket had been there as armament consultant instead of just looting Carol's supply room.
>>79164828
If you like men with lipstick.
>>79165258
I do. Actually.
>>79162394
More chemistry in one page than Rhodey and Carol have had in three years.
>>79162394
>>79165618
Like that Anka's drawing her with a muscular build. Harkens back to last decade.
>>79165224
>instead of just looting Carol's supply room.
30min later and I finally realise I could have worded that better.
>>79164475
I send emails for a living. It pays the rent.
>>79165258
Reverse traps are the best fetish, pleb.
>>79164428
Right in your boipussy?
>>79165800
carol a qt
>>79166320
Well, I do work on a subSo yeah, with any luck
>>79162331
>I'm gonna kill Rhodey.
Soon.
>>79167885
Love the way Brand's fancy glasses give her a permanently pissed-off look.
>Alpha Flight
>led by an American
Well fuck you too Marvel.
>>79169215
If they called the book Alpha Flight, at least it would have sold in Canada. Canadians won't notice this.
>>79162260
>Geostationary orbit
>250km above the Earth's surface
>>79169978
Thank they got, cartoon hair right.
>>79169978
Carol is sexy with that hair
>>79170079
Yes she does.
>>79167885
RIP
I enjoyed this book, and I loved the art. I liked the cast too. Maybe Marvel finally launched a good Captain Carol Marvel book
>>79172812
Finally.
>>79173578
>>79172812
You're welcome!
>>79173726
Thank you.
>>79173726
My god she really does look like someone's grandma trying to be an edgy punk college girl.
>>79162331
Earth's top diplomat!
>>79176921
Hey, zapping extra-terrestrial scum with energy beams and punching their teeth/disgusting alien mouthparts out of their tiny little skulls is a part of the diplomatic process.
>>79177105
Carol and renegade Shepard would get along very well.
>>79162222
Gotta earn those shillbux.
>>79162244
>>79162260
Wakandan or Stark tech for the light-powered space elevator?
>tfw her comic has sold consistently worse than Moon Knight
Why do they keep pushing her again? The people they're targeting this comic at don't actually read comic books.
>>79162499
>All of them are women
Geez...a little sexist don't ya think? Is the A-Force an all girls club or something?
Danvers literally looks like a bloke.
>>79177452
Triskelion's also the Wakandan consulate in NYC, so it's theirs.
>>79177542
>anon confirms his eyesight is below that of Daredevils
Red-head behind Carol drawn with male eyes (no lashes) and the one holding the flag has a moustache.
>>79177603
Those are his lips, but yeah the flag bearer's a guy.
>>79177504
Gotta prep her for the movie, some time in 2019?
>>79162117
It's fun stuff, I like.
>>79174311
She does
>>79162299
I need "Aw, Anon hates me" as a reaction image.
>>79181760
You are great.
>>79162367
>dat expression on the third panel
KEK
>>79182320
Cute
>>79165258
>implying you don't
>>79177557
A little.
>>79176921
>>79186528
Best carol.
>>79187572
This
