What would you try to do in your playthrough of Roy: A Life Well Lived?
>>79118396
Masturbate 24/7
>>79118396
Start drinking at age 15, have a shouting match with the only girlfriend I ever really liked, work a job I hate so I can pay for power and Internet, and browse 4chan until I die of liver failure in my thirties.
>>79118457
Ouch, that hit a little too close to home
>>79118457
That's your actual life, isn't it?
>>79118457
>>79118396
probably train my Roy into a soldier of fortune and then basically try to see how Murder Hobo style PC would fair in an apparently realistic setting.
>>79118396
I think I'd try to start a prostitution ring then develop a chocking fetish that'll lead to my death, IF I time it out right it'll be a chocked out girl just as the police come in to bust me. It'll be the perfect release.
Start a local RWDS.
I'd personally try to fuck the mother
>>79118396
Get a gf.
Probably exactly what I'm doing now. You're just living a life as you'd live it, after all.
>>79118575
Rick was off the grid.
>>79118588
None of us are Rick. Morty had no idea he was in a simulation, he was just living his life. Rick is a crazy ass interdimensional scientist who could straight up talk to Morty while in the simulation.
anyone else would just play this game repeatable because it's basically immortality?
Ig this game never changes the environment, I'd try my best to exploit my memory into playing the stock market/gambling/future vision to get a lot of money.
If the environment constantly changes after each playthrough. I'd just live a normal life, getting a little farther after each playthrough, maybe I'd improve my real life.
>>79118396
See how far I could get with a fourth Reich
Go on a killing spree, because what's the point of simulators if you can't do the same things you can't in real life?
>>79118588
And does Rick look like somebody who lives life on the grid?
>>79118457
why would you post this.
Honestly?
I'm an insecure and emotionally unstable little creep, so my having a natural aptitude in sports instead of doodling faggy comics would probably sponsor a dark turn in my life.
I'd probably terrorize people and avoid actual responsibilities until I got kicked out of college (after getting in for football shit)
Then I'd drink myself to death, and leave massive loans for my family to deal with.
27 years, tops.
>>79118650
>I'm an insecure and emotionally unstable little creep
Good lord, I despise self hating worms
>>79118437
but there are people around watching your simulation. do you really want to do that?
>>79118396
I would probably do everything I ever wanted to do in real life but couldn't because of consequences and not wanting to hurt real people then off myself if I ever ended up in an untenable situation so I could start the simulation again and try something different.
>>79118693
Good lord, I despise faggots on the internet.
>>79118396
I'd find a way to have sex with Rick.
>>79118768
So you hate yourself. Now we're back to square one
>>79118396
God I hope they bring back a gag with Roy 2.
I would try to be a neet for as long as possible and try and see if the game has one of those "pacifist" type scores where you get way more points if you can manage to get by by not using a lot of the tools the game gives you.
My Roy life would probably be pretty close to my real life since you have no idea its a simulation.
It would be cool to play hundreds of games of Roy and develop thousands of years of life experience though.
If I'm a cheater like Rick that can split my conscious concentration to understand that I'm playing a VR experience?
Fuck, I'd be banned from the arcade.
>>79118792
Rude
>>79118837
I dont think Rick knew he was playing, hes just the kind of guy who could never live a normal life even if was not a super scientist.
>>79118693
You have to hate yourself because other people refuse to hate you when they really, really ought to.
How the fuck is it ok to be a piece of shit and like yourself?
That gives me an idea. Maybe I'd make a run where I try to make as many people cry super hard for real as possible. Not by pushing them down and calling them names and shit. I mean. Real. Shit.
who /cheese pizza/ achievement here.
Got atleast 50 girls into my van before the Feds caught on.
>>79118396
>playing Roy
>not the superior Janet
You ain't never lived till you've given birth to twins then raised them as cyborg ninjas to help you conquer the world
>>79118457
>have a shouting match with the only girlfriend I ever really liked
I'd like to actually get a girlfriend!
Join army. Get shipped off somewhere. Go awol. Attempt to become a merc. If I survive and become good enough cut off my arma ND replace it with a mechanical prosthetic and Don an eye oatch. Try to become big boss
>>79118693
Where do you think we are?
>>79118617
What are you, a jew?
>looks at reaction image with children in it
Oh, of course you are.
/roy/ here, any of you faggots manage to get the Cat's in the Cradle achievement yet? I'm using the "make my son play sports he doesn't like and belittle his interests" method to get to estrangement and the "three packs a day" method to get to cancer, but once I get to the hospital, I always die JUST before my son realizes he wants to reconcile.
Any trick to this?
Me? I'd bring crab legs.
You're playing a version of Roy right now, just under a different name.
You're score sucks so far, start going crazy. It's not too late to improve it.
>>79118859
you have a lot of problems, seek help.
I want to know, why is there so much fucking porn out there of Rick fucking Morty? It's an old disgusting guy fucking his low-IQ grandson, how the fuck can that arouse anyone? Why would anyone want that?
Pedophiles? I honestly do not think so, there's so many other shows with adult and kid characters and this shit just doesn't happen in the same magnitude. Go to paheal and the majority of R&M porn is those two fucking. It's like a joke that has gone too far and I'm morbidly curious to imagine who the hell feels this is exciting. Is it fangirls? Overweight 20-something girls with their ten cats sitting there drawing an elderly alcoholic fucking his grandson up the asshole?
Summer I could understand, Summer/Rick or Summer/Morty if you have an obvious incest fetish, or Beth/any other character. But Rick and fucking Morty? Nobody should ever need to want that. I don't get it.
>>79119487
The game isn't about minmax. Just rolepay and have fun.
>>79120590
Fuck that, if a game doesn't have at least 3 lifetime's worth of content, how can you say its worth $60?
>>79118396
Best use of game time: learn a language, profession or instrument.
Fun use of game time: lead a life of crime as a psychopath with no remorse or fear.
>>79120431
Rule 34: if it exists, there's porn of it
I could draw Morty titfucking your girlfriend if she existed
Have undarage sex, study piano lessons, marry first gf, open up a bar, play piano, have a house, midlife crisis, become alcoholic and have an affair with my own cousin, then die tryin to save some kids. Or ill speedrun it.
>>79120914
Well done completely missing the point you stupid little faggot.
>>79120914
The caveat of rule 34 is that it has to be, however small, a part of popular culture. I doubt his girlfriend is.
>>79118693
sorry some of us are too self aware to love ourselves despite overtly being pieces of shit
>>79119395
Epin joke my /b/rother.
Ecks. Dee.
>>79120977
Is speed running Roy just committing suicide as soon as you can?
Preferably by crawling into a busy construction site as a baby?
What kind of achievements would there be in Roy?
>>79118396
Procrastinate.
>>79124143
>baby roy tries to kill himself in the crib
>credits show parents initial reaction, the funeral, parents divorcing
>>79118856
He's talking to Morty WHILE he's playing. So he's able to live two lives at once.
>>79119487
Sorry about your dad, anon.
>>79118575
>>79118588
>>79118615
I just assumed that because it was morty's first time playing, he had no idea it was a simulation, but rick had played it before and that was why he was able to talk and do something like going off the grid.
>>79120431
There's StanxFord porn.
That's all I need to say.
>>79120431
Sometimes people just draw stuff for a laugh. I personally can't masturbate to anything I produce because I only see it as a drawing or an image. I'd gladly jerk off to it if it was done by someone else though.
