>completely indifferent to others' feelings
>complete asshole
>sporty
>decent musclemass
>mary sue
>red hair
>penis
Is she /co/ ultimate waifu?
>>79096311
I will regret asking, but how is she a Mary Sue?
>>79096311
Who's that?
>>79098601
Carla from Dumbing of Age. She's an immature asshole who does childish pranks for attention. She models her appearance off a cartoon car and is asexual. Loves skating.
>>79098689
She was also an actual car turned girl-type robot in shortpacked. Same basic personality, though
>>79098689
>>79098955
Honesty, her being trans is the least interesting thing about her.
It'll probably be relevant soon when Joyce finds out her brother is actually her sister.
The comments section seems to think that Carla did nothing wrong.
>>79100276
A trans character can't do something wrong anon. Its 2016 and you need to understand that they are flawless individuals.
>>79100276
Other characters who did NOTHING wrong.
>Sal
>Becky
>Dorothy
>Roz
>>79100276
Well, Carla is a loveable scamp asshole. Mary is a judgemental holier than thou asshole.
>>79100527
Add to that while Carla was being annoying, Mary wrecked her property and risked injuring Carla while also messing up the school's carpet by pouring glue on them thus negating any rrrrures high ground.
>>79100276
Carla is the worst, more so than Becky
>>79096311
More like execution material. Why the fuck is this shitty webcomic even posted here anyway? Desperate for exposure or something? This comic isn't even worth the bandwidth.
Willis is literally incapable of understanding when his female characters are completely unlikable
See: Robin, Malaya, Sal, Becky
>>79102478
I love unlikable characters though.
>>79096311
She's gonna fall over if she keeps doing that. Or get suplexed by the rapey R.A.
>>79100276
That's because the other girl is a devout Christian.
>>79103296
Correction, she's a "devout" Christian.
>>79103277
>get suplexed by the rapey R.A.
Is it weird my first thought upon reading that was to imagine Macho Man Randy Savage in pigtails?
>>79100276
>be a piece of shit and skate in the halls making noise because you don't like the smelly Christian who studys instead of going to skate park
>dindu nothing
I hate these people
>>79104409
I know, smelly Christians are the worst.
>penis
>>79103866
It is a little weird.
But it is also the greatest idea ever.
In fact this comic needs 100% more Macho Man Randy Savage
>>79105157
Oh yeah!
>>79102478
Malaya is literally perfect.
>>79096311
I'm confused. If she's a she, but she's also a car than she can't be trans because cars are always she, so she wouldn't have been a he before she was a she, and she obviously isn't a she who wants to be a she because then people wouldn't call her she. Also she, who would be he, would be Carl instead of Carla.
>>79103866
WHATCHA GUNNA DO, SOPHMORE, WHEN THE MACHO MAN RUTHLESS SAVAGE COMES DOWN ON YOUUUU!
>>79110339
She was a car in a different continuity. Like Utena.
>>79103277
I'm pretty sure that what she's doing is nigh-impossible, even in terms of the Willis-verse.
>>79112798
Her wheels are stuck and it's on carpet, so I don't question being able to jump up jump up and get down.
Do you think we'll ever get anything on the scale of Toedad again?
So we've established that Skater Girl's an asshole. At this point, I think punching her in the face is probably the right move for Christian Girl.
>>79113581
Hallways are generally carpeted.
Those must be some really squeaky wheels if she's still making noise on carpeting. She's part car; she should know to oil her shit up.
>>79113581
What a bitch. Why are we suppose to be on her side? She could of gone to a park instead of bothering her.
>>79113581
>Skating indoors
SO WACKY.
Are they gonna be the new progressive couple? What is it called when there is two girls but one of the girls is mentally sick?
Where is Joyce, I actually want her to interact with Joe like they were doing in that other page.
>>79113581
>>79113826
It bothers me she's skating on carpet at all. Even the commercial loop pile carpeting used in dorms would make skating difficult, unless this is some weird strength training thing.
>>79115130
You think Willis "The Surprise Leak" knows anything about actually playing any sort of sport or physical activity?
>>79115201
I'm sure at some point he had to have ridden his bike in the grass.
Should I ask about "The Surprise Leak?"
>>79115201
>Surprise Leak
Wat
Why are webcomics so autistic?
>>79096311
Yes
>>79116034
>The drunk lesbian comes to the rescue
Oh great, I love being preached at
>>79116034
She is wearing short as fuck shorts and jumping around.
He should had just drawed a flopping dick there and save time for the revelation.
Or is she just not trans in this universe? She doesn't look like an important character to the story to focus on her. But Becky wasn't neither.
Where is Becky? Btw
>>79116203
She was a car in the last universe but still trans I think.
I know that sentence makes no sense but I have no other way to write it to be more comprehensive.
Becky is still at Chick-fil-a I guess
>>79096311
does she realize the RA can technically discipline her like any professor she could actually withold skate bitch's degree from her at least in my university
>>79116034
How did she know? She obviously passes the way Willis draws her. My conclusion is Willis can't draw trannies
>>79116034
I feel like somebody is going to draw a gun on somebody else in this hallway.
Ah, that's the secret to Toedad.
He had a gun, and that made everything better.
>>79116034
Also is there a place that leaks these early or are you supporting Willis on Patreon? Because LMAO if it's second
>>79116443
Think about it this way:
I can get to the stupid shit faster than anybody with patreon and living on the west coast.
>>79096311
but you broke the rules first, red bitch. You don't get to jump ahead to the punishment line, dumb tich. bitch. god I hate redheads, they're always complete cunts.
>>79116034
So Ruth, the person who treats everyone like complete shit is going to suddenly be "Oh no you didn't, there are lines not meant to be crossed" even though she's physically assaulted at least five people in the span of a month?
I don't know why I expect anything different from Willis. It seemed like Mary was actually gonna' go to some people in charge, and then our spunky Carla would've had to learn how to calm the fuck down, but no. Mary is in fact a completely evil person who hates Carla because she's(don't fucking say it) trans and not because the bitch roller skates outside her door all the goddamn time.
Dina and Joyce are the only two people left on their entire dorm that aren't complete assholes.
>>79096311
>>79113581
>>79116034
Is this comic about complete assholes being justified? It's like, every arc is 'yeah, they were doing something bad, but you were a jerk about bringing it up, so you're the bad guy and they get a free pass'. It almost feels like Willis thinks that being anything less than super-duper kind when addressing criticism or problems is a sin...
...My God.... that's why there's no self insert in Dumbing of Age
The whole comic is a self-insert/Wish fulfillment piece
>>79116443
There was a Patreon Anon back during the Toedad saga that posted the strips early. We even got to see Willis change strips between Patreon posting and website posting.
All you have to do is pull back your pledge at the end of the month, before it's registered and sent off.
>>79116034
>>79116805
It's kind of weird that its been maybe three months story time and we've had an attempted shooting, various relationship dramas and various reveals of people being X Y and/or Z. You'd think after the fifth time revealing that someone's LBGT it'd be less of a dramatic sting.
>>79100234
>her being trans
Where in the comic was that? I don't remember that.
>>79116947
I'm pretty sure there's a trope out there where everything that possibly could happen not only DOES happen, but it happens to a small group of people who just so happen to be the main cast.
>>79116976
At one point Joyce was going around drawing dicks on peoples white boards(I don't know), and Carla mentioned that it was a hate crime till she found out everybody else had one too.
It didn't take much to figure that out.
>>79117018
It's called being in the main cast of a melodrama.
>>79117083
Oh, I guess that sailed right over my head. Nice.
>>79116034
You know, if this at least ends with somebody actually punching Ruth in her face I'll be happy.
>>79116805
Asshole characters are fine, but it'd be an interesting thing to see a bigoted character not have to go through a character arc to become more accepting while still having the narrative not condone their behavior nor making them a "villain".
It'd be a hard line to walk to make it interesting and not frustrating.
As for Mary, she IS just pissed at Carla being annoying, but she's responding in unmeasured ways. Like reporting her would have been sensible, but instead she opted to wreck Carla's skates because Mary is NOT a mature person like she would like to be perceived, but a petty and spiteful person. Which is why she's now elevating it to very personal attacks.
And Ruth doesn't like Mary ANYWAY and being queer herself and attacking Carla's gender identity would likely be considered hatespeech, well she's got lots to get riled about. Predict that Mary will counter attack with her figuring out that Ruth and Billie are in a relationship.
>>79117632
All very good points.
But I dislike Ruth so here's hopping for a slug out knockdown brawl.
>>79117125
Ruth's already been punched in the face.
By her now girlfriend.
Goddamn that relationship is unhealthy. But then, it's not like anyone is pretending it isn't.
>>79117730
Why can't Willis just kill off most of his cast?
>>79117632
Thinking about with how Carla is (or at least was in Shortpacked!), she probably would have become friends with Mary if they'd just kept pissing each other is silly childish ways...
>>79117771
He already did that in the last continuity.
>>79117793
>pissing each other OFF IN silly childish ways...
Goddamn.
>>79117771
Well, he already did that in the Walkyverse.
>>79117817
>>79117793
I would be okay if there was just a twister that killed everyone but Joyce, Danny and maybe Mike, that's all I'm saying
>>79117831
>he wants to kill off Ken and Lucy
You monster.
>>79117831
>No Dina
DROPPED
R
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P
E
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>>79117104
It's also known as Funky's disease.
>>79117850
I need you to know they have not shown up in months, they are basically dead already
>>79117852
Dina has become just Becky's pet. I'm sorry anon, I liked her too
>>79117850
Ryu hasn't done anything in this comic and Lucy is just casual nerd Joyce.
Malaya is where it's at, yo!
>>79117904
>Dina has become Becky's pet
I know! It reminds me so much of my own relationship! IT'S GREAT!
They just need to add in bondage and orgasm denial and then I can sue Willis for publishing my life,
>>79117906
Well I'm still waiting for my Joyce x Ken pairing to become canon.
>>79117906
>only girl Malaya can get is a mute girl who can't say what a piece of shit Malaya is to her face
POTTERY
>>79117931
Ship on, you crazy diamond. Ship on~
>>79117992
We don't yet know if Marcie is mute or voluntarily non-verbal. We know she did/could speak when she was a child.
And sign language is a versatile thing, so she totes could if she wanted.
>>79117831
>>79117817
Maybe this is all some meta kind of thing: The universe constantly being reset each time the Creator gets bored, and only a handful of characters are aware of what's going on. And together, they must punch the Creator in the junk and tell Him to knock that off.
>>79118036
It's only actually been Reset once, Sans. Don't be such a drama queen.
>>79118036
it's almost like Willis treats everything in his life like a toy and throws it away when he's bored
Taking bets on when he leaves his wife
>>79118036
Well, it's established in Joyce and Walky that the multiverse exists, so this isn't much of a stretch.
(also, if you want the links for J&W I can post them.)
>>79118062
I'm betting after one of his kids break a Transformer.
>>79118098
>>79118062
It'll be when he gets caught with a young fan of his at a Con. She will be dressed up as Joyce and he won't be able to resist. His wife will leave him, take the kids, and all he'll be called a rapist by a very small group of idiots that believe anytime a man has sex with a woman it's rape.
>>79100234
>>79116034
And it became relevant a bit sooner than I thought. Shots friggin' fired.
>>79116898
I though the god chick was the self insert, both for Willis' upbringing and for what Willis wished he looked like
>>79100234
>trans
More like Trans Am
>>79101653
>>79116034
There's a person stomping on roller skates outside your door because you two are currently in the middle of being assholes at each other. Do you:
>A: Call the RA or Residence Life to report the nuisance and let them deal with it
>B: Put on loud music and wait for the other students in your hall to get mad enough to tell her to fuck off
>C: Go for an uncalled for low-blow personal attack that has no bearing on anything.
Goddamn, Mary is a straight bitch. I'm not even going to say she's unrealistic because I've known people just like that; she's just a straight-up bad person.
That leads me to my next question: Why does Willis feel the need to make every antagonist in his comic a bigot again?
>>79103277
What gets me is how she can jump up and down without bending her hips and knees.
>>79113826
Isnt Carla supposed to be human in this universe?
>>79109187
From what I remember first reading it, I honestly didn't understand why her "friends" hated her so much when they seemed like bigger bitches to her than she was to them.
>>79118720
Going by reactions to Toedad, it's because he keeps inadvertently making them sympathetic.
>>79115201
No I dont
But he clearly thinks he knows anything
>>79118720
Because he used to be super religious and this is him working out his issues.
>>79096311
Let's be fair here. Overall, Mary is the bigger asshole here
>>79116203
He.
If Carla is a tranny in this universe, the proper word is "He"
>>79118815
Transformers don't have genders anon.
Gawd.
>>79118815
Not if you want them to suck your dick. One little letter is all you need to make them feel fluttery and willing to reinforce their role in life.
And let's face it, if you're posting on 4chan you want a redheaded boygirl to go down on you.
>>79118790
But he didn't even need to make her a bigot; she was already being an unrepentant asshole stick in the mud. He's writing a college-age webcomic; the no-fun-allowed fuddy-duddy is already an antagonist without needing to make them worse.
>>79118830
don't be sexist against girl transformers and their ugly paintjobs
>>79118310
that you said 'young fan' implied statutory rape, regardless
>>79118830
Yeah they do.
>>79118840
>>Not if you want them to suck your dick
Good thing I don't want that
If you're born with a dick, you're a guy.
Even if you get GRS surgery, you're still a guy. Just a mutilated one
>>79118843
Wanting to study in her room without some spaz making noise in the hallway is not an unreasonable desire.
The spaz in question could easily do that outside
>>79118894
What kind of faggot doesn't want a confused redheaded boygirl looking up at you through their bangs, sucking on your dick like your jizz is the secret to making their daddy love them again?
Does your gloryhole in the Castro district know you're missing?
>>79118922
True, but destroying her property in response is an overreaction. At that point you've thrown down the gauntlet, and Cliche College Plot #52 has been set in motion.
>>79118815
Here's your (you), now go back to /pol/
>>79116034
I'm still surprised that Carla's stunned into silence by this.
I mean, Carla's an asshole. Less of an asshole than Mary, admittedly, but an asshole. She shouldn't need Ruth to cuss Mary out for her; she'd do it herself
>>79118944
"Faggot" would denote homosexual tendencies. Not wanting a guy to suck your dick would actually be the polar opposite of such.
>>Does your gloryhole in the Castro district know you're missing?
That would not be possible, as I do not make use of gloryholes, nor have I ever been to the Castro district. Don;t even know where that is to be honest.
>>79118948
Carla should have thought about that before he spazzed out in the hall.
There is no logical reason to do that when outside would be a far more optimal environment to skate in.
By the way, I went back and found the pages where Sarah straight up admits that only ratted our her druggie roommate when her grades started to slip.
Which is fine, she's at college and she's there to learn, but before that and every strip afterwards she kept trying to make it sound like she was being blamed for doing the right thing.
>>79119078
I've never seen anyone redline this thing so hard. You're positively turgid with fagoscity.
>>79119078
>"Faggot" would denote homosexual tendencies. Not wanting a guy to suck your dick would actually be the polar opposite of such.
please return to wherever it is you came from
>>79096311
That's the same mouth they make when they come.
It haunts my nightmares.
>>79119101
Perfectly understandable tbqh. If you're not getting sleep and your friends won't back you up trying to get someone help, you've got to take drastic measures.
>>79116034
I anyone in this comic not a jerk
>>79119106
I just told you that I am not a homosexual.
>>79119110
I will not. But thanks for asking nicely
>>79118948
Carla's just being a bitch, a little glue solvent should do the trick without harming her skates.
>>79119337
Still a better love story than twilight
>>79119348
>Say it, say what I am
>A car
>>79119363
>"Beep Beep!"
>>79119101
Did Walky never go to university or do American colleges really use a alphabetical grading system?
>>79119428
I'm Canadian and we use them here, I'm thinking it's a North American thing.
>>79119442
I remember getting numbers in Canada.
>>79119455
Really? What college?
>>79119428
American colleges use an alphabetical grading system, but they also do a 0-4 grading system in parallel. 4.0 = straight As, 3.0 straight Bs, etc. 3 As and 2 Bs would give you an overall 3.6 Grade Point Average for the semester.
America is dumb.
>>79119463
It was a polytechnic in bc we got percentages.
>>79118790
Honestly, I think people insist Toedad was sympathetic purely out of being contrary to whatever Willis wants to do. Even if you take out the bigotry, he was Standard Asshole Hyper-Controlling Parent #26.
>>79119568
No, it's because Willis wrote some dialogue that could be interpreted as Toedad having a breakdown or being mentally ill.
>>79118948
It's just the standard Willis cycle of antagonists.
>Character does something
>Antagonist disagrees. May be blunt, but many times not completely unreasonable.
>People start saying "I like character, but antagonist may have a point there"
>Willis gets pissed, makes a few blogposts about how those people are closet bigots
>Next time antagonist shows up, s/he's all BOY HOWDY I SURE DO HATE THEM FAGS N' TRANNIES
>The audience now knows who's supposed to be right and we all move on to the next scene
Carla just being FREE and INDEPENDENT. Mary being annoyed that somebody's skating on the carpet outside her door while she's trying to study and sabotaging her skates is not enough, he has to show us that she's a damn dirty Christian bigot, so we'll all get the point about who's in the right here.
>>79119690
>BOY HOWDY I SURE DO HATE THEM FAGS N' TRANNIES
>But conservative Christian antagonist, you are a fag and a tranny!
>>79119690
Naw, we've gone over this before. Willis legit has a backlog of up to four months worth of strips. It's obvious he posts strips to Patreon first so that if anything seems too problematic or sexist he can change them quick, like pic related, when he posts it to the actual site.
>>79119474
>America is dumb.
And when shit hits the fan in your country, it will be America leading the relief efforts to bail your asses out.
>>79120115
no, america will be the ones assassinating every leader capable of getting us back into gear without getting heavily into debt with your disgusting shitbox of an empire
>>79120115
Doctor, heal thyself.
>Carla is trans
Wait did we know that already? Were we supposed to know?
When is Marten going to fuck him/her?
>>79120294
She/He/Car was trans in the last continuity and if WIllis has shown anything over the last few decades it's that he is incapable of changing anything important in his narrative
>>79120343
In the last universe it was established that Walky only gets with Dorothy in one other universe and shockingly it wasn't the DOA one, so I figured stuff like "Car = Trans" wasn't really important.
>>79109187
>>79118774
Yeah, Willis intended her to be a villain that everyone, including the readers, were supposed to hate. But he accidentally made her an interesting character and much more likeable than the designated "good" guys.
>>79120294
When god-girl was drawing dicks on everyone's door Carla saw one and said it was a hate crime, until she saw everyone had one and said it was hilarious.
>>79120394
>>79120343
>>79120294
Why are you shitheads talking about this rancid garbage like it fucking matters in ANY way or form?
Christ.
>>79100394
Sal dindu nuffin though.
Amber was already mentally unstable before the robbery and Sal repaid her debt to society. But now her dad is gone she needs a new scapegoat to justify playing hero.
>>79116034
Oh NOW she shows up.
She's terrible at this job.
>>79120461
Questionable Content has got boring now that Marten finally fugged the penisgirl so now we need a new one.
>>79116805
>So Ruth, the person who treats everyone like complete shit is going to suddenly be "Oh no you didn't, there are lines not meant to be crossed" even though she's physically assaulted at least five people in the span of a month?
Don't forget her basically rapey advances towards Beth. Complete with negging and physical violence.
>>79119337
Looks like a perfect response to >>79116034
>>79120461
Why does it matter to you.
>>79120133
>>79120140
That's okay, boys. Go right ahead and jeer.
We'll still be there for you.
>>79116034
It was going to happen eventually, but why does Ruth need to be involved in this now when they were fucking around for several strips already? Fuck off, Willis.
>>79116034
If Carla gets a free pass for her rollerskates based on that I call bullshit.
>>79116034
>they look like white wheels coated in blood
>>79120115
Just like in Ukraine and Syria?
>>79120652
You know this comic, course she is. Probably be forced to buy new skates because MUH Privilege.
>>79116034
If Mary blurts out that freckles doesn't have her consent to speak to her, freckles has to just walk away, right? Respecting her boundaries and all that?
It's worth a try at least.
>All four villains presented have been either parents, religious, or both
Willis is weird.
>>79120798
He's a man of limited life experience.
That's why he's snuggled up with the SJW crowd.
>>79121119
Which is a shame since i used to like him.
I loved It's Walky, Shortpacked and even early DoA. But then when he discovered that SJW liked his stuff instead of writing characters that happened to talk about that stuff occassionall he made them all cardboard hypocrites. at this point they are all as bad as mike who is supposed to be ann asshole.
>>79116034
>don't come out as trans, so no one knows
>get upset when someone makes a fucking joke
Oh wow who could have seen this coming
>>79121119
>He's a man of limited life experience.
And most of that experience is either online Transformers fandom and his parents.
His primary MO is to be as much of a polar opposite of his parents as he can.
Granted he's now as big a zealot as he claims they are.
>>79096311
>t-shirt says Damn
Oh, so funny.
>>79116034
fucking savage
>>79120657
ooooh, yeah, thought it was "red glue" or soemthing equally silly
>>79116034
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT TRANNY BETTER HOP ON DOWN TO THE FUCKING BURN WARD
>>79117925
You know, his porn comics are utterly horrendous, but I would kill all of you for a Dina-Becky one.
And all of you plus your mothers for one where she actually gets pounded.
>>79119201
>Is anyone in real life not a jerk
>>79113581
We're supposed to hate roller-girl there and side with the one studying, right? ...right?
>>79119337
>>79119348
>>79119363
>>79119377
I'd be so down with this as a plot direction.
I don't follow this shit comic outside of occasionally looking at what's posted here but from what I gathered it's a comic where everyone is an asshole but the special snowflake assholes like trannies and dykes are "likeable" and justified in their assholery because they are special snowflakes.
I'm so glad I don't keep up with this train wreck on a regular basis. All I ever see are the strips posted here while browsing the catalog.
It seems like every character that is straight and Christian is instantly the villain, no matter what, where as anyone that is gay/trans/whatever is instantly the person to side with, despite how shallow or horrible Willis unintentionally makes them.
The guy's got problems is all I'm saying.
>>79123071
He's already done Dina in a sexy pose.
>>79123071
But who do you want being pounded and how?
Like do you want Dina with a strap-on pounding Becky?
Becky overly excitedly fisting Dina?
THERE ARE MANY POSSIBILITIES HERE ANON!
>>79123134
Joyce is straight and Christian.
Her arc is about finding out what are her actual beliefs and what she was told to believe, not about losing her faith.
>>79110339
>because cars are always she
Men name their cars female and female name their cars male, unless they're lesbians.
>>79116203
>Or is she just not trans in this universe?
Perhaps she has the infamous small Asian dick.
I had put up a filter to hide these threads and was initially pissed this dodged it, but now i kind of want to see how this debalce ends.
>>79123256
If we were talking about a normal person sure. But this is Willis who does not think rationally about Parents and Religion.
>>79096311
What an obnoxious cunt
Hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers. That should cool her off.
>>79119568
Nah. Some of his dialogue could read that his break only happened when his wife died, that he turned to religion for support in his time of crisis and fell in with bigots then. He was still an antagonist, but that would have made him much more of a realistic one.
>>79117817
>Mike dies being eaten and tentacle-raped by an alien while insulting the alien's mother
good times.
>>79119568
Toedad is an iredeemable asshole because that's how Willis wrote him. Some anons just wish he wasn't like that, you know? That's why people were making edits to at least attempt to give Toe-dad some depth. Plus, that "clever girl" joke was cute.
>>79123117
whatever rakes in the sjw money
>>79119101
Wasn't her roommate just smoking a lot of pot? Like...that was her downward spiral, she became a stoner out of grief? That isn't even that bad.
But really, there's nothing wrong with reporting your stoner roommate if they won't cut it the fuck back. It's a little harsh when your roommate is a stoner because they're depressed, but taking as basic an act as reporting a stoner and turning it into a Before and After divisive character moment's kinda...dumb.
>>79119205
Why are you lying to us, anon? You're practically typing with a lisp.
>>79118720
The answer is obviously C.
>>79118720
>Why does Willis feel the need to make every antagonist in his comic a bigot again?
Because with everyone being an asshole in some form or another we need a line for the BAD PEOPLE to cross.
>>79096311
man willis' same facing is worse than anime
>>79124721
I'd rather see children get stabbed to show the level of badness. But that requires drawing a new panel.
I guess "i hate homosexuals" is the way to go if youre on the go comic artist and dont have time to write your comic.
>>79124421
I don't think the weed was the problem, it was just what Sarah used to get rid of the girl. The problem was the roommate's nonstop breakdowns were fucking up Sarah's sleep and studies.
And yes, it's pretty dumb. But it's DoA. It's literally in the title.
>>79124948
The trouble with child stabbing is that you can only claim it was an accident like once, after that they'll say you have "problems".
>>79125013
theres always 'self defence'
>>79123822
He.
You hope HE gets raped by a pack of niggers.
>>79124448
I did not lie in any of my statements.
>>79125178
If you keep growing your nose like that, Pinocchio, soon it'll be even bigger than the boner you have for gay men
>>79124962
She was already smoking weed before her mom died.
>>79117880
>"hey Dk didya know there's a disease named after me mon?"
>>79123308
Women don't know anything about cars, so what they do doesn't matter.
>>79118894
>>>/pol/
Go fuck yourself, Toedad.
>>79127150
>The Volvo YCC ("Your Concept Car") was a concept car made by Volvo Cars presented at the 2004 Geneva Motor Show, with the stated goal of meeting the particular needs of female drivers. In order to do so, Volvo assembled a design team entirely made up of women, around October 01. It was a major exercise in ergonomics from the perspective of a female driver.
>On the outside the car looked, at first glance, like a mildly futuristic 4-seat coupé. On closer inspection one could see that there was no hood, that is, no access panel permitting access to the car’s engine. Engine maintenance required taking out the whole front end of the car body, preferably in some establishment with the required space and equipment. This was not supposed to happen often, as the engine was designed to need an oil change only after 50,000 km (31,000 mi) and to automatically send a radio message to a garage a short time before any required maintenance.
>Filling the windshield washer tank was done by a capless ball valve, right next to the capless gas tank ball valve. Volvo surveys had found (among many other things) that female drivers considered caps to be a major nuisance. The car featured run-flat tires, like those of wheeled armoured vehicles, in order to be able to drive all the way to a garage after a puncture and thus avoid having to change a tire by the side of the road.
>Entry into the car was by the means of two gull-wing doors on the sides. The concept was a 3-door, 4-seat coupe design. It also had an upwards opening hatchback door giving access to the trunk and cargo area. All 3 doors were motorized for a sensor-based “keyless” entry. Pressing on a single button on the keychain automatically opened the nearest door, making it easy for somebody holding bags of groceries or other sundries to get the things in the car without putting anything down. The interior was maximized for easy storage and good looks.
>The headrests had indentations to accommodate pony tails.
>It's a "Willis needs to confront his parents through a comic because he doesn't have the guts to do it in real life" arc
How refreshing and totally not uncomfortable to read, I look forward to the massive blog post at the end where he shockingly reveal that this arc was based off stuff he wanted to confront his mother about but hasn't.
Considering the very next thing to happen after this will be Joyce visiting her parents for Thanksgiving, I can't wait to see how that goes.
>>79127346
She's going to make out with the Grinning Jackass Poochie at the table.
>>79127266
Man, reading the wiki description it's half-forwarded-from-grandpa email joke about women, half-reality.
The run-flat tires, gull-wing doors, and door-opening keychain buttons actually sound kinda cool. But having no hood is so retarded as to beggar belief, and I say that as someone who pays 30 bucks to get his oil changed even though I know I could do it myself.
are there actually no administrators or any legitimate form of supervision in the college? I mean I wouldn't blame them if the actual explanation why shit in this comic is allowed to happen is because everyone in charge just decided to up and leave making this a college version of camp weedonwantcha but at least there should be someone these people can bring these petty grievances too before starting a pronoun war
I know Willis is an ignorant manchild who views everything in life through the lens of Transformers, but does equating a car who transforms into a robot with transgenderism actually go over well with the LGBT audience? Because if it was me I would be at best mildly offended.
>>79116034
I'm liking this.
>>79127478
That's the point. Mary doesn't give a shit about rules or what's right, she just wanted to hurt Carla for annoying her.
What is this comic about, abusive lesbians?
>>79127699
it's more than that; tell someone Carla is skating down the halls and disrupting residents, tell someone Mary damaged personal property, tell someone Carla is flagrantly targeting a student with her behavior, tell someone Mary acted insensitively against someone's gender identity and that would actually be a better story, seeing how the administration would deal with verbal hate speech while the victim is a serial nuisance breaking dorm rules. Do you punish both accordingly and then do the other shitty characters get up in arms for the school punishing tran-tran because it's a victim?
>>79127749
Abusive bisexuals.
>>79123477
That's why these threads exist. It's one part watching a train wreck and one part 5 minute hate.
>Sal hears Christian Gurl was mean to her car friend
>Beats the poopy out of her
>Amazigirl/Amber goes after her and gets her arrested because she assaulted someone and that's a crime
>This has consequences since Sal was in juvie or something I dunno
>Everyone turns on Amazigirl because they feel Sal was justified in what she did
>Amber has a breakdown because everyone is taking the side of her scapegoat for being this mentally unstable
>Gets hit by truck
>Danny and Ethan bang
Figured it all out, how do I set up a Patreon Account?
>>79128512
>beats the poopy out of her
You know don't say swears
>>79128512
>Amazi-Girl/Amber goes after her and gets her arrested because she assaulted someone and that's a crime
You do realize she'll be arrested as well right? She's smacked around dozens of guys by this point and I'm betting none of the women they were harassing came forward or anything.
But then again this is Willis so he'll probably just have the cops(or the one black female cop on the force) totes be okay with her vigilantism for some bullshit reason.
>>79128933
>Amazigirl confronts her in public
>Says some pseudo-bullshit to feel superior
>Suddenly sirens
>Sal turns around and Amazigirl is gone
>Something something anonymous tip something something
>>79128933
>some bullshit reason.
Because she's beating up bad people, it makes it a-okay to break the law. There will be a Batman connection no doubt.
>>79117730
Why aren't all these people in jail?
>>79130659
i said it before, this is the college version of Katie's camp comic, it's just a boat load of shitty kids no one wants dumped into this lord of the flies university where Social Justice is the pig head on a stick
>>79128933
The cop that arrives is racist and arrests Sal for being black. Thus it becomes more topical.
>>79119101
This still bothers me that she never tried talking to the RA or the student counseling service, but went straight to calling her parents and getting her pulled out.
>>79131088
*parent
>>79131088
Ah, shit, I forgot she called the parent. That makes it so much worse.
>>79124962
>The problem was the roommate's nonstop breakdowns were fucking up Sarah's sleep and studies.
I'm still not seeing a problem here. If she won't get help and nobody else will back you up forcing her to get help, what the fuck are you supposed to do? Grin, bear it, and just martyr your life for her?
I know it sounds cold, but her mother just died. If she's THAT affected by it she shouldn't be in school. She should be at home with her family to help her through their mutual grief instead of away at college.
>>79129278
In any Sal/Amazi-girl conflict, Sal will ALWAYS come out on top, even if it's just a moral victory. Remember: Amazi-Girl had traumatic bullshit and an emotionally abusive father, and Sal had mumble mumble inter-racial couples can be racist according to this anecdotal evidence mumble mumble
>>79116034
I forget, did she know about the trans thing?
Even so, if you're going to be an asshole on roller-skates, you really ought to not get (apparently literally) triggered so easily.
>>79131088
She's violating school rules and violating her lease and involving the school threatens to bring that whole thorny issue along with legal consequences on top of getting her kicked out of school.
Neither of the choices are good or less than messy, it's Dobson's choice: no matter what she'd done things would have blown up for her in some way, so she chose the choice that allowed her to continue doing her studies, and which seemed to minimise the harm down to her room mate.
>>79117730
Hey, the couple that keeps a suicide pact together, stays together.
>>79132033
I'm not saying she has to bring up the pot thing, though, just that 1) she and her roommate are having issues and 2) She's worried about the emotional state of her roommate. She had this kind of attitude of "oh no one understands I'm all alone in this" while not using any of the support structures to help either herself or her roommate. This makes it worse when she tries to take the moral high ground when talking about it.
>>79132159
the school is powerless to help anyone. From penalizing someone skating down the halls to responding to an armed man firing a rifle on school grounds, authority is an illusion in that place
>>79131345
Sounds like something Sarah would say.
SARAH!
>>79116034
link to the what happened next
>>79119363
Its the hot new light novel. "I Can't Believe My Girlfriend was a Car"
>>79127346
>And this time, the Heroine gets to 'win'!
>Which is so different from every other story I've done where the heroine gets to win
>>79127564
Yeah, considering that the closest line of Transformers that can mimic being human are called Pretenders, that's just asking for Problems.
>>79127266
>Filling the windshield washer tank was done by a capless ball valve, right next to the capless gas tank ball valve.
What could possibly go wrong?
>>79133523
Tragically, Carla never turns into a car.
Ultra Car couldn't transform either, she was just a sentiment robot car who requested to be put in a feminine humanoid robot body.
>>79125278
You seem to lack reading comprehension skills. I just told you I did not lie in any of those posts.
Now kindly back the Hell off
>>79127215
Whatever are you blathering on about?
I'm merely stating the facts
>>79132905
That's the patreon strip, there isn't any more yet.
>>79127749
>>79127933
Abusive Christians.
>>79133864
sigh.
fucking faggots cant make ten new strips per day and still want me to give them a quarter dollar per month.
>>79133650
HE was just a sentient robot car
>>79134065
You're officially being silly.
She was a robot car, she had no inborn gender.
>>79134156
IT had no inborn gender.
>>79134223
Now you're being robo racist and transmisogynistic.
You're mean.
Has Marten fucked the car yet?
>>79118944
>>79118840
This fucking guy
>>79133805
I can hear your inner fag sobbing. "Why, anon? Why do you do this? They all know. They all know but you."
>>79132033
>Dobson's choice
>>79118894
>not wanting a trans girl to suck your dick
What are you, gay?
As much as I hate Jeph Jacques, Willis is so much worse.
Willis actually disgusts me.
>>79137033
Smh
>>79123256
>>79123650
I wonder what Willis thinks of the Serenity books.
>>79137033
Jeph Jacques is an imbecile with mental problems, while Willis is a smug asshole.
>>79137135
ThisbIS pretty much the perfect inverse of Serenity now that you mention it.
>>79137269
Willis is basically his idea of his parents.
He's like a fundamentalist with Jesus replaced by Social Justice.
The worst part is that he thinks he's escaped his upbringing, when really their mindset controls him.
This is the father of twins. Those fucking kids are going to be skinheads if they break away from him like he did from his parents.
