Question to femanons
Would you had sex with Johnny Bravo if he used his pick up line? Is that stuff really not effective on women?
>>79093892
You know femanons are a myth right?
>>79093892
I don't know, I'm pretty easy
>>79095207
Quite a bit of women visit /co/ and there's always /cgl/.
>>79095227
W-would you like to see my detailed sketches of neurons and vascular systems
>>79095262
There's a reason why those two boards are hated.
>>79095958
Not everyone's a literal misogynist like you.
>>79096039
There's literally nothing wrong with hating women
>>79095227
L O N D O N
>>79096196
True, but that's not precisely what misogynist means.
>>79095227
>I'm pretty easy
>Revealing this to 4chan
What have you done?
>>79096335
It's probably a guy.
>>79093892
Sex ? Yes. A relationship? No.
He's pretty hot but jfc he's insufferable.
>>79093892
Im 24 and still a wizard
Ive been a nice guy in the past and women still hated me
Does anybody on /co/ has slithest idea on how to get laid ?
>>79096470
Just get laid or a for-reals relationship?
>>79096335
Who cares?
>>79096470
>walk up to grill
>say hello
>???
>profit
its not that hard buddy
>>79096485
At this point getting laid without money seems to be the only way to regain my pride
>>79096470
>24
>still a wizard
You won't trick me you witch, that's not how things work.
>>79093892
Yes I would.
>>79093892
He's probably a quick-shot who won't give head. Lots of promises, nothing to back them up.
>>79096526
>???
I doubt women want to talk about cartoon jokes or /g/ stuff. Might as well wait for a robot waifu
>>79096470
Stop obsessing over getting laid. No, seriously. I was an apprentice until I was 27, and when I finally got laid it was after I'd accepted it and just stopped trying so hard. Desperation, as it turns out, is a giant fucking turn-off.
>>79096544
Meaning ?
>>79096621
First tip? Stop defining yourself by the media and pop culture you produce and find a hobby that requires you to actually exhibit skill. That /g/ stuff may not be such a turn-off after all, depending on what you do.
>>79096643
>so in order to get laid you need to be asexual ?
That makes no fucking sense
>>79096621
You'd be surprised.
>>79096335
filled his attention quota for the hour.
>>79096691
No, in order to get laid you just need to stop overthinking about it. Accept that it isn't the most important thing in your life; just focus on living.
>>79096470
>Ive been a nice guy in the past and women still hated me
Were you really nice, though, or just polite?
>>79093892
No, but it's effective on other men, baby.
>>79096470
Also
>women still hated me
Did they hate you or just not want to have sex with you?
There are a lot of people who I like a lot but don't want to stick my dick in, anon.
>>79096691
Nah, it's like >>79096833 says - just stop treating it like its so damn important. Just go out and have fun doing the things you like to do. Don't worry about whether you're going to meet a girl, and don't worry about whether she's interested in fucking you if you do. If something happens, great. If not, you still had a good time.
>>79097037
>Did they hate you
Oh yeah either that or i must meet a lot of masochist women and havent realized it.
Wizard for life
>>79096621
>I doubt women want to talk about cartoon jokes
Do you even relationship? I got married to a girl that loves /co/ stuff.
>>79097089
>Just go out and have fun doing the things you like to do.
>I'd rather stay at home and read than go out
>>79097202
Yeah but she's probably pleb like you. Hard to find non pleb girls into /co/ stuff to date.
>>79097252
Find some more social hobbies? I started focusing more on /tg/ than /v/, and find that I enjoy it a lot more because it lets me be social while still getting my game on. I also found a /co/-themed book club - not sure they have any around you, but book clubs aren't a bad bet. Hell, even the /g/ stuff can be worth a look - there's other people on the world interested in discussing or making technology, and sometimes they meet up and talk.
>>79097315
>not wanting to corrupt a pleb girl into a true patrician.
>>79096470
Here's some real advice. It's good you're a nice guy. Who cares? No seriously, who cares? Why is that you're ID?
And even if you are, how do you manifest that into the real world? Are you a good listener? are you a good shoulder to cry on? Well congrats, you've hit the bare minimum. It's like trying to sell food where the selling point is "not poison, is edible"
I'm a good listener and a nice guy too. But I can also play drums, talk about popular shows she likes, make her laugh with some jokes and have a beard. What do you have?
Remember, these are people, they have favorite movies, dislikes, hobbies, guilts etc.They're not just some mantle piece that you can put on your shelf.
Be a person who someone would want to be with. Give them a reason, because that Scarlet johansen look alike is going to med school and is going to be a surgeon in six to ten years.
What are you going to be doing?
>>79097252
>>I'd rather stay at home and read than go out
Then you're not going to get laid because step 1 of getting laid involves meeting people that don't currently live inside your home.
>>79097490
This. Any girl saying "I wish I could find a nice guy" is doing the equivalent of saying "I could eat a horse!" She doesn't really want a horse, she wants an actual meal - and offering her the equivalent of raw horse is just going to get you the same grossed-out look as if you put an actual chunk of pony on someone's plate.
>>79096833
>>79097089
This is a great way to never get laid, if you are an introvert. Extroverts have the luxury to just be themselves and get laid. Introverts have to force themselves to do shit they wouldn't normally do, namely go outside and talk to people.
>>79097565
Unless you're in Gravity Falls.
>>79097617
Bullshit. Extroverts can have just as hard of a time as introverts can and vice versa.
introvert =/= mean shut in.
>>79097617
Fucker, I am an introvert. I know full well how draining it is to go out and put yourself out there over and over. But you've gotta do it anyway, so find the things that are fun while they're draining you. Then when you're out of energy, go recharge, and do it again. Not because you want to get laid, but because extrovert activities can be genuinely fun once you get used to them, especially when they're related to activities you enjoy.
Seriously, what's the point of charging your batteries all the time if you're never going to go burn that charge off?
>>79097746
Dis nigga gets it. Get out yo comfort zone
>>79095262
Is that why /co/ and /cgl/ are so awful?
>>79096470
>>79096621
>>79097490
There are a lot of cute girls who are into video games and board games Its not that hard to look them up on the internet or conventions.
And it's surely a better alternative than trying to become a surgeon or famous or getting in shape to look like a male model. Or pretend to like the things she like
>>79097869
Maybe, but then how do you explain /v/ and /tv/? Are they secretly girl boards too?
>>79098183
Yes.
>>79096691
>I don't develop sexual feelings for a man unless he appears totally disinterested I'm sex
WOMAN LOGIC
>>79098110
you missed the entire point of my post here. Like booking a trip from New york to california and ending up in russia type of missing.
>>79097490
It's not about "pretending" or becoming super famous and super buff, that's just bullshit excuses people use to push the blame away from themselves "OH WELL I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO SPEND 6 HOURS AT THE GYM BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER POSSIBLE OPTION"
It's about becoming a person other people want to be around and finding a way to demonstrate it. Nobody can read your mind, they can only judge you based on what they see and what you can do. SO if you stand in the corner and make no attempt at contact, they aren't either.
if you walk up to them and start stammering on about avengers barely letting them get a word in edgewise, they don't want to be with you.
I can guarantee you there is someone uglier than you that already has a hot girlfriend. Not because he has money (although that's certainly not out of the question) but because he can demonstrate who he is creatively, socially or otherwise.
>>79098381
>he can demonstrate who he is creatively, socially or otherwise.
Im a black hole of boredom
Yep should give up on my dreams unless i want to become Johnny Bravo irl
>>79098381
Nigga, are you just gonna copy and paste the whole article?
Other people read CRACKED too. Also, it's a great read: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
>>79098949
it is, but 4chan is a tribal place and I've tried before and all I get is sneers and jeers because " ANOTHER WEBSITE OOK OOK OOK"
I'm a 31 years old wizard. The magical power is a myth. You can levitate some coins at best.
>>79093892
If I were just standing around or doing some shit like the women he hits on, no. Also, he has fucking stupid hair
>>79099781
Johnny Bravo hair is trendy as fuck right now
>>79099781
>he has fucking stupid hair
Pic related was based with women
Opinion discarded
>>79097089
>you still had a good time.
Hahaha, no.
>>79099781
jealous bitch
>>79100643
That's exactly the problem you need to get over. If you can't have fun going out and spending time on something you find interesting with people who share a common interest with you, then getting laid is the least of your problems - and it's not going to help you solve them.
>>79096643
Femanon here, can confirm, we can smell the desperation on you. You might as well hold a sign over your head that says "I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK ANYTHING GOING". Nobody wants to hit that.
Cheesy as it sounds, be yourself. Confidence is very attractive. Someone who is happy in himself is instantly sexier than someone who isn't.
>>79101693
As a guy, I'll also point out that it's very easy to fake confidence, enough that women will actually think you are confident. Faking it until you make it, combined with realizing that 99% of people won't care a day from now if you made a social mistake today and realizing that women (or people in general) can't gauge what's in your mind, only what you show them, will all get you closer to meeting someone who's into you.
>>79101693
>Women can smell the desperation
>>79102141
>Women can't gauge what's in your mind.
Who to trust?
Question: how do you find a nice girl that isn't a complete whore?
>>79102781
Don't try to pick up people in bars, for starters.
>>79102781
Live in the middle east, other than that all women are sluts and they can lie and you they aint sluts but all women fanstasize about multiple dicks in them rather than one.
>>79096470
To be honest all you need is a big dick and wear tight pants. I cosplay as Nightwing and make sure those cosplay sluts seethe outlining of my nightdong. Fucking them in costume is the best.
>>79102781
Convert to the muslim religion and go live in the middle east. You can have 20 wives and they will all be loyal to you or else you can have them killed with zero consequences.
>>79102781
Get a nice Christian grill.
>>79102781
all women all the time
>>79096470
>24
>wizard
You have to be 30 to be a wizard, you're just an apprentice so far.
>>79102991
>Christian
Holy fuck you're setting him up with sluts instead of whores.
>giving up the potential of becoming a wizard
>>79103033
>>79096470
Stop worrying about getting laid. Not only is it working against you, in a few years you'll realize adults don't respect each other for getting laid or care, they'll care how much money you make and your status in the community, after 30 getting laid a lot tends to make you look like a skeevy loser and everyone is obsessed with their career and/or kids.
>>79103130
But the only way to make kids is to get laid.
"You have not to care about getting laid to get laid" is the shittiest excuse for an advice.
>>79096653
I think you become a wizard at 30, or something
>>79096621
>tfw no girls who genuinely like Godzilla
At least I still managed to lose my virginity over a decade ago. Too bad none of my partners have ever given two shits about my hobbies, though.
>>79093892
Any femanon would fuck Johnny because hes a blonde hunk, also why did this become a virginitiy debate thread?
>>79103223
The thing is kids isn't just getting laid, if that's all you do it results in no kids the vast majority of the time unless there's a major whoopsee (then you wind up paying child support out the nose with no family so sucks). Kids needs a stable relationship and finances.
>>79103223
Making kids is overrated. I'd rather adopt and just raise the little shit by myself.
>>79103445
>orphanage giving a single want to be parent a kid
kek
>>79096621
>know grill who I actually shares interests with me
>still single
It hurts even more
>>79103468
It happens.
>>79103502
Ask her out then?
>>79103368
Because /r9k/ won't go and stay go.
>>79103566
But what if she says no?
>>79103625
Then she says no.
>>79096470
Read this book, and try not overanalize EVERYTHING you cunt.
>even trying for a relationship anymore
fucking top kek. Disregard humans, aquire comics and fanart.
>>79103642
But I don't want that to happen.
Real talk, the thing is we're friends and I'm scared of fucking it all up and making things awkward between us forever.
>>79096470
>Ive been a nice guy
Show them your epic knowledge of memes
>>79103673
JUST
>>79103649
Read it !
Tried it
Im still a loser
There's no hope for me
>Look Attractive
>be sociable
>be willing to listen to bullshit but be able to be constructive not just a shoulder to cry on
That's it really. If you're not getting laid its because you're not doing at least one of these things.
>>79103673
You're better off asking her out and getting shot down than not doing anything and just holding your feeling in. It only hurts you in the long run.
>>79103673
Well, you either languish in your unrequited love and watch her get involved with someone else while you kick yourself in the ass over it or you ask her and she either denies you or accepts it. Just take things in stride and try not to focus on anything in particular. The only thing as bad as feeling shitty about your situation is pushing all that negativity on her in response to her disapproval. If she denies you, you simply move on... don't dwell on it and certainly don't hound her about it afterward. If she accepts, then you take things at your own pace and see where things lead.
>>79103673
As someone who was in the same position, told her the truth and got rejected I have to say it was better that way.
Holding it in only damages you.
>>79103130
>or kids
Can't get laid can't get kids
Are you a woman?
>>79103959
no
see what I said here
>>79103376
>>79096470
Nigga, there's girls on this board who are the same age as you and they are also witches. But anyways, all you have to do is;
1. Get buff
2. Get fit
3. Go to a bar extremely drunk and ask an attractive woman this, "Hey, babes. Do you want to pop this stand and head out back for a spot of slap and tickle?", if she slaps you, you've been decline, but if she says yes, you're in.
>>79099625
kek
>>79103673
Well, you have three choices.
You can ask her out, and see what happens. Maybe she feels the same way, and will be interested. Maybe she says no, and you can maintain a healthy friendship. Maybe she says no and you lose your friendship.
Or if you can't accept that risk, you can just give up on the idea of being a couple. Accept her as a friend and only a friend, and stop thinking of her as anything else.
Or you can keep being in that awkward zone where you really want to be in a relationship with her but will never actually take the step you need to move forward, until someone else who has the balls snaps her up and you feel emotionally devastated and wonder what could have been for years.
I've done all three of these, and while my experience may not be universal, Ive gotta say, that third option has always sucked the most.
>>79103727
>>79103798
>>79103849
>>79104156
Yeah, okay. I guess you're right. Thanks anons.
>>79103726
>be attractive
That's a bit of a misnomer. I'm 300 lbs and not particularly attractive, but I've still found someone. What that really means is "take care of yourself." Dress decently (no stains, no holes, no sweatpants, no logo t-shirts until you know what you're doing, wear clothes that compliment your coloration and body type), practice hygiene (shower with soap and shampoo, brush your teeth, shave or trim and edge your beard, get regular haircuts), and good posture. Whatever mistakes you've made in the past you're stuck with, but you can do better in the future.
>>79103130
>Stop worrying about getting laid.
That's only possible AFTER you've gotten laid at least once. Plus, being a virgin in his adulthood might not exactly be a life and death mat, but it'd be just like confessing to people that, for example, you're in your twenties and don't have your driver license yet: sure, it's far from being a terminal disease, but you're gonna get some weird looks still and cause more than one eyebrow to raise. Being called a virgin is meant to be an insult, after all.
>>79104375
a life or death matter*
Damn this phone
>>79104375
Nope. You can accept that you're a virgin, rather than obsessing over it. Imagine you were voluntarily celibate - would you let that aspect of yourself define who you are? Would you even think about it that often?
Plus, why are you going around telling people you're a virgin? I only told people under circumstances where it mattered - if anyone asked, I wouldn't lie, but nobody did. If people asked about my love life, I'd just say I was in the middle of a long dry spell, or something similar, and nobody ever called me on it, or made a big deal out of it. Those few times I did tell people? It basically was like admitting I couldn't drive - they were surprised, since they thought I wasn't, but that was it. Even when I told the girl I ended up losing it to that I was a virgin, her only real concern was whether I was OK giving it to her. Once I made it clear that yes, I wanted her to be my first, that was it.
Question for the women here.
I'm almost exactly like Johnny Bravo. I've got the build, the charisma but I facially look like Dick Grayson.
How do I talk to girls??
Johnny Bravo is confident and good looking why the fuck dosent he score
>>79105084
Because he's an idiot. Girls want brain as well as brawn.
>>79105123
>im a idiot
Might as well enjoy my wizard destiny
>>79105084
because it's obvious he's ego-centric. Also pick up lines don't work.
>>79105047
read
>>79097490
Start small talk first, get to know them a little bit and see if you even want to be with this woman for whatever reason. Ask about them and don't push to hard (hide your power level and slowly reveal).
Won't work for every one, but if you read the situation well enough you can do it.
>>79105155
Well, if you are an idiot, you got to have a bite that goes with your bark, something of which Johnny Bravo is lacking.
>>79096470
>try to give a shit about how you look (you don't need to be stunningly handsome, fit, or well-dressed, just try to look at least presentable, good posture can help)
>talk to a woman like they're a real human being and not some program you have to punch the right code into in order to get sex
>Don't come off as desperate, just try to be comfortable with yourself
>Basic manners and empathy combined with a little flirting
It's not as difficult as you might think.
>>79105180
>ego-centric
Every time i ask women stuff about them it seems to be the end of the conversation. I got nothing. Theres nothing left tk ask or say.
>>79105180
>because it's obvious he's ego-centric.
Lolwut douchebags get the most pussy though.
>>79105302
>>talk to a woman like they're a real human
Have you seen the last episode of gravity falls !!!! :))
>>79105348
Probably because she doesn't want to talk to you. The world isn't like oblivion wher eyou can start a conversation with anybody. Context is everything, does it look like she wants to be talked to? is the setting right? She could just not be in the mood. Or like the other femenon said, they can smell the desperation. Just move onto the next, it's not like it's a one shot deal.
>>79105387
as they'd have you believe and like I said in >>79097490 they've demonstrated they have other talents or traits she find attractive, be it making her laugh with jokes or what have you. Even then, sure douches get the woman for a one night stand, but a lot of them don't get into a lasting relationship, either because they don't want it or they don't grow up. Conversely you can just be bitter because they got the girl and you didn't.
>>79105592
>Even then, sure douches get the woman for a one night stand, but a lot of them don't get into a lasting relationshi
What a load of shit, douches gets relationships very easily. You are just another femanon buttmad at a douche exbf of yours using you like a cumdumpster instead of WAAAH WAAAH CARING ABOUT WHO I REALLY AM. funny thing is you call guys who do this nice guys or boring. Before you pull Im a butthurt nice guy crap Im just saying you are full of shit if you think girls dont absolutely love douchebags.
That episode where Johnny was finally happy made me cry
>>79105123
Somehow if the roles were reversed and Johnny was an attractive but stupid blonde airhead, she would still score a lot.
>>79105788
To quote Doctor House, "men are pigs. We'll have sex with pretty much anything."
>>79105678
Suzy, a Werewolf and a deer were atracted to him as well. And any of them would be a better ship than this woman.
>>79105788
I really thought that if i had real feelings it would have meant something to a girl. I can't believe i was this airheaded
>>79105870
>Suzy, a Werewolf and a deer
She was basically Johnny with a job and some skill. What wasn't perfect ?
>>79105666
well for one thing, I'm a dude.
And no, I won't say you're a nice guy. You're a jaded guy.
You're the guy that fell down a few times and decided to blame all his failure on other people.
"yeah I bet if I had money like him I'd get all the pussy"
"She's only with him because shes a shallow whore"
and so on. You constantly blame other people for your failings to shift the blame away.
That's who you are.
>>79095290
Shut up Double Dweeb, you don't even like chicks.
>>79105925
>And no, I won't say you're a nice guy. You're a jaded guy.
Hey bitch I already told you not to resort to the butthurt nice guy insult already.
>You're the guy that fell down a few times and decided to blame all his failure on other people
Im not blaming anyway you stupid bitch, Im just saying that girls love douchebags its a fact of life.
>"yeah I bet if I had money like him I'd get all the pussy"
Only cuckold think money gets them women.
>"She's only with him because shes a shallow whore"
Well all women are shallow whores(it means they only care about you in a material possessive manner and not a deeper emotional manner) so who cares.
>and so on. You constantly blame other people for your failings to shift the blame away.
That's who you are
You are full of shit, you are just another femanon that cant deal with the fact your I LOVE NICE GUY bullshit aint flying around here and so you start attacking me to silence me.
>>79095227
>>79107602
>>79096204
I may be slowpoking here, but what's that London meme about?
>>79107747
A feminine-looking guy was posting pics in /fit/ some trip said "please be in london" and laughs were had when he revealed he did in fact live in London but gay, so still interested.
>>79107538
Why are men always so emotional?
I would let Johnny tongue my butthole.
>>79107929
Hahahah Im not even mad, I just like to cuss alot.
>>79107538
>posts says "I won't call you a nice guy"
>Hey bitch I already told you not to resort to the butthurt nice guy insult already.
There's a reason women won't talk to you and it's pretty easy to see why. Immaturity.
and like I said before, I'm a dude.
No, would've banged Carl though.
>>79104927
>Imagine you were voluntarily celibate - would you let that aspect of yourself define who you are? Would you even think about it that often?
Considering christian priests by and large give into pedophilia and that Gandhi himself slept with many girls much younger than him, I'm going to say, yes.
>>79095227
Alright, /co/, I doubt you'll have anything to say that I haven't heard before, but I may as well give it a shot?
Where the FUCK do I find girls (and even other dudes and people in general) that actually share my interests?
I just moved to this city, and I know NOTHING about meeting people outside of school. I don't have a very social job, and I don't go to college. I'm mostly into video games, but I can watch/do pretty much anything that people care about. I'm not fat, I'm not a goblin. At times, I've gotten serious compliments on my looks, especially my hair. All of my high school friends and acquaintances loved hanging out with me (albeit we didn't hang out often, so it was more of a quality>quantity thing).
I hate going ANYWHERE without a big purpose to do so. I only go out to do errands until I have at LEAST 3 different things I need to do. This is mostly because I'm very efficient when it comes to money. I hate spending money on things I don't need, and hate wasting money on pointless trips into town to "make friends". I hate seeing other people buy useless shit too, but that's besides the point.
I've tried internet dating site, I've tried tinder, I've asked everyone I know if they have any connections to anyone who would want to hang out (male or female). Nothing.
Where the fuck do I go to make friends, and find that one person who I'll eventually form a dysfunctional love/hate relationship with? I'm fucking clueless, and applying for healthcare while being single for 3 years has shown me how being an adult fucking blows.
>>79111999
Same guy here.
I think the best idea I've gotten from people so far is to go to cons and try picking up chicks who aren't cosplaying. But I've yet to try this yet.
>>79098949
>http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
Man, that article was amazing. Over the past couple of months I've been struggling with a lot of feeling inadequate and been trying to figure out what needs to change and been making baby steps to the conclusions found in that article, mainly that I need to be a more interesting person with more skills/experiences/interests, and can't just coast off of my past accomplishments/activities/practiced skills forever.
I'm basically a NEET at this point, and while I've have enough reasons to seek employment, it's made me realize that a big reason is just so I can have something going on in my life that I can talk about to be a little more interesting, to give myself some more value than just my personality, which I thought was enough for people but I guess it isn't.
Don't get me wrong, the article depresses the fuck out of me and I feel like shit, but I bookmarked it in the hopes that when it wears off, I can make it a motivational tool.
/blog
i would fuck him and not call again
>>79093892
Honestly, if a guy said one of the cliche cheesy pick-up lines to me, I'd assume he was saying it ironically and trying to be funny, and I'd laugh.
>>79112301
that's basically the way to go
you get the girls who aren't complete introverts, you just need to learn to not be creepy
also, work out a lot. you'll feel better in general and first impressions with a nice set of muscles work well
>>79099781
>Also, he has fucking stupid hair
>>79113458
this article comes across as extremely edgy redpill bullshit
>>79114165
It's only edgy in the fact that it doesn't sugarcoat shit, but it's absolutely right, especially if you're a guy.
But yeah it fits the "redpill" meme, but that doesn't make it wrong.
>>79103039
Well said friend
Do girls like submissive guys?
>>79113458
This is a pointless article that spreads truisms like they are some big secret it's letting you on.
>>79107919
Did... did they hook up?
>>79114247
It depends on the girl! I personally do not.
>>79111999
Comic book stores if you're into that. Hanging around the college if you're nearby could work too. A lot of guys I know don't actively go to college but live here or have jobs that are involved with it.
>>79114257
Yeah, the article has that clickbait approach, but they're truisms you don't hear nearly often enough. And they're put decently well and succinctly, and don't require you to buy a self-help book first.
>>79114257
This, pretty much. You might as well cut out all of the specific constellation names of the horoscope and pretend that all of the predictions apply to you.
>>79113458
the only useful bit of information here
>If your dream girl or guy had a hidden camera that followed you around for a month, would they be impressed with what they saw? Remember, they can't read your mind -- they can only observe. Would they want to be a part of that life?
>>79096470
>Im 24 and still a wizard
you're not a wizard until you're 30, redditor
>>79114366
I see...
>>79103128
How do you become a sorcerer? In this picture sorcerers and wizards are different. Why would I want to be a no sex wizard when I can be the next best thing?
>>79111999
I normally just hook up with people I meet online through games.
>>79104375
I've never been in a situation where someone has asked me if I've had sex or not. Some people say that they can tell if someone has had sex or not but really they're just looking for turbo nerds and people with autism who don't come off as normal. Just act like a normal person and you'll be fine. If someone's talking about sex or making sex jokes don't act weird and shy either. Just act normal. And if someone does ask you just tell the truth and since they already know you're a normal human being they won't respect you less.
>>79104307
>good posture
This is a must. If I see someone who's slouching all the time or looks like a sad faggot I never ever want to hang out with them. I don't care how nice they are if you're going to walk around like an asshole nobody's going to deal with you. Stand up straight, faggot.
>>79105084
Because the moral of the cartoon is don't act like an asshole no matter how attractive you look.Although in High School someone like Johnny would have been rolling in pussy.
>>79114247
Fuck off, Boco. No. I don't care what cartoon character tumblr is currently collectively schlicking over. The answer is no.
>>79104375
>tfw i learnt up on how to eat pussy and fuck gud and the first time i had sex she was convinced i was very experienced
with every subsequent partner I've basically been the best they've ever had or close to it.
hard part is finding a girl i have a lot in common with who's sex positive and not a ham planet. do they exist?
>tfw black and get compliments on how good I look but the only girls that have ever hit on me were black ghetto ones
If one of those black girls was not ratchett I would be fine.
>>79109475
>Considering christian priests by and large give into pedophilia
That's because the Catholic Church turned to pedophiles to fill the priesthood when the regular gays stopped going to seminary. No, seriously.
It used to be that becoming a priest was the "accepted" way for a gay man to operate in society. Catholic dogma was all about "love the sinner, hate the sin", so as long as the gay priests never acted on their thoughts the Church was totally cool with it (especially since the priesthood was having a hard time attracting new recruits otherwise). Hey, priests are supposed to be celibate anyways, so who cares if you want to put your dick in guys instead of women? In return, the gay man got to have a respected position of status in society where his no interest in taking a wife was no problem.
This relationship worked well for both parties until the Sexual Revolution. After that, gay people didn't need to hide themselves anymore, so the average gay man didn't need the Church to find a respected place in society anymore. In desperation, the Church turned to another group of sexual deviants to try and get recruits: the pedophiles. They thought the pedos would be able to keep their dicks under control like the gays did. They were horribly wrong, and here we are today.
>>79114883
>a girl i have a lot in common with who's sex positive and not a ham planet. do they exist?
...You can't possibly be that much of a normalfag, can you?
>>79104307
This is true, in my (female) opinion most people can look just fine if they put some effort into their appearance by doing the things you've listed. But behavior/personality is key. You can look like George Clooney, have money, whatever, but if you have no sense of humor and/or you're rude, you're worse off than a chubby bald guy IT guy who does have social skills.
>>79114996
Forgot to mention an important facet of this: before the Sexual Revolution, being gay was seen as a horrible deviancy, so there was a fair amount of self-hate going on too. This also matched very well with the Catholic mindset, and let them find some actual purpose in their being celibate since the sin was having gay sex, not just being gay.
>>79104307
What "attractive" means is being capable of attracting somebody, be it by means of looks, charisma, wealth, etc. You can be good-looking without being attractive or attractive without being good-looking; however that may be, I have no clue, but it's apparently possible.
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>>79102582
>>79115110
Hate to break it to you, but you're either an outlier or full of shit. People will always give preferential treatment/breaks/make excuses for physically attractive people. Always.
Of course it's not a blank check, but it definitely makes you require far less in any other department.
>>79102582
The first one. Women can't read minds and dig for objective data, but they sure as hell can read a man's heart like a magazine.
>>79115206
Not really. Not that person. Of course if you're very attractive you have better luck but if you're average and are still a cool person to be around you'll have just as much luck. Most women aren't really even in to what guys think they are (muscly and fit and all the other bullshit guys worry about).
>>79100912
>If you can't have fun going out and spending time on something you find interesting with people who share a common interest with you
This is how I can tell you're actually one of those fake introverts, anon.
>>79115325
>then getting laid is the least of your problems - and it's not going to help you solve them.
you left out the second part, anon
>mfw this thread
>mfw all the rules and guidelines ITT
To hell with it. To hell with the outside world.
>>79115070
sorry mang
once you can consistently get pussy you start to crave pussy you can get along with.
protip; most very attractive women are very, very shallow. Don't get me wrong, they're perfectly nice and fun to be around but when neither of you get what the other does or is into, it gets old.
>>79115423
you can still be true to yourself and dress nice and have a cool job or neat things you have created,
>>79115288
Well of course they have to be physically attractive to you, there seems to be a decent split between women into muscles and women into tall, skinny guys.
Even the most "good-looking" guy isn't physically attractive to everyone, just the biggest majority.
You have better luck by a decent margin, the average guy is basically playing catch up with the looks with his personality. The gap can be closed depending on the average's guy other positives and the good looking guy's negatives, but it's not easy.
>>79115486
>tall, skinny guys
Most women are into a little bit of flab. Doughy look.
>>79115406
Some people dislike ice-cream; some others hate kittens and puppies; and some others hate exercise. And some others simply hate being surrounded by throngs of people, or hate the sun, or hate noise.
>>79115429
Nigga, any and every attractive women I've met, even passingly so, was as intelligent as she was mature and with clear goals in lives. Don't come and act all mopey after - or worse, BECAUSE - you've outed yourself as a chad; don't complain that your solid gold chair is only 23.9k.
>>79115451
>you can still be true to yourself
Eh... that doesn't work on spergs, famicom. Or rather it does work, but horribly so.
>>79115567
>Nigga, any and every attractive women I've met, even passingly so, was as intelligent as she was mature and with clear goals in lives
damnit can you send them my way? all the ones i meet are about as normie as you can get with no quirks or discernible personality.
>>79115602
that's true, sperginess is a trait to be left behind
>>79114996
Where did they find this group of pedos to recruit? It's not like there is a Pedo Clubhouse or somehitng
>>79115563
Why do women have such shit taste?
Assuming your random tidbit is true even.
>>79115748
No, anon.You are the normies.
Why does it always seem, whether here on /co/ or anywhere else, that women are by default better-adjusted and have less chances of being autists than men are/do?
>>79115567
>And some others simply hate being surrounded by throngs of people, or hate the sun, or hate noise.
Ok, so what's your point? Find smaller more sedate groups that do things indoors. Book clubs. Board gaming groups. Writing circles. Knitting circles. There's all sorts of hobbies that don't require sitting at home by yourself, but also don't require going to parties, clubs, or concerts.
>>79115862
i have a normie mask to wear, it helps
>>79115206
Well, to be fair, have you ever met an attractive person who wasn't kind of interesting/charismatic? I think if you spend your whole life being attractive naturally, you learn automatically how to be attractive personally.
>>79115861
Why is that shit taste? Because that's not what you've been striving in vain for your entire life?
>>79115925
Could be a few reasons either
They want women who are well adjusted
They think of their problems as specific to themselves
Or they feel women are differently socialized in that being an autist isn't the same as being a man. You know the whole bit with "Any woman cold get a man in the day without trying", or better yet does anyone have that macro where it's a list that pretty much everything is a mark against the man and then nothing is a mark against the woman? So basically that might be what they believe.
>>79116107
>have you ever met an attractive person who wasn't kind of interesting/charismatic?
Yeah? Most attractive people. They act like normal people, not like movie stars or whatever.
>>79115769
Its more that they noticed more and more of them joining up and didn't do anything to stop it. When they realized that the Church wasn't kicking them out, word spread in their circles that they were welcome there.
>>79111999
theme raves/club nights. all that illegal 'social lubricant' being sold makes it especially easy to warm up to complete strangers and quickly find people you actually like talking to.
If you don't find at least one person you connect with by 5 AM then you're basically hopeless
>>79116120
>working out for women
Lifting hasn't gotten me laid in the past 6 years. Don't you think I would have given up by now if that's what I was going for?
No, it's just that being a flabby sack has no benefits and 100% drawbacks. Unless you are just memeing that girls aim low so they can feel like they have their partner locked up. Same way that GFs all over don't like when their partner improves themselves, they think he will get better, have more options, and leave her.
>>79115925
Because you haven't spent enough time in mostly-female spaces to see how women talk to each other without guys around. I'd link you to some equivalents to 4chan except they kind of like it more private.
>>79116355
We can all click the link to /cgl/ if we want, anon. It's not an unlisted board.
>>79116311
>flabby sack has no benefits and 100% drawbacks
I'm not talking about obese. There's no drawbacks to not being ripped.
http://elitedaily.com/women/they-like-it-soft-15-reasons-women-have-always-loved-the-dadbod/1025275/
>>79116733
Being weak sounds like a drawback
I just want a one-night stand with a nerdy girl and yelled out catchphrases while we having sex.
>>79103039
Personal sluts.
>virgins giving other virgins advice on how to get laid
>>79097490
>and have a beard
Don't see how that could even be considered a plus. It's not hard to grow a beard, dude.
>>79105084
I think the board came to the conclusion that Johnny gets plenty of tail, but we never see those scenes because not only is it not funny, but he strikes out a whole lot more than he succeeds.
Johnny is Boomhauer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAYBET6rmFo
>>79116733
>Pushing the dad bod
Yeah, why ever strive for anything when you can just be mediocre?
>>79117878
It means you can have a mediocre gf who isn't threatened by an "above average" body....
>>79114570
>Implying i get the chance to fuck by then
Nope im a wizard there is no hope for me to not become one
>>79116733
>that article
damn, im gonna get /fit/ just so i dont get any woman this insecure
is this train of thought common in women?
>>79118137
>just so i dont get any woman this insecure
Your joking right ? Getting women insecure is my sole reason for existing
>>79103649
howtobeabeta.jpg
>>79118242
That's the bad kind of insecure.
The insecure that feels weak so they control everything. You want the insecure that feels weak so they let everyone roll all over them.
>>79097490
How come "being nice" is expected out of all men when it's not even a requirement for women?
>>79099781
>fucking stupid hair
>>79096470
Pay a prostitute
>>79118468
I don't know, anon, you seem to have a pretty rigid Bitch Quota.
>>79104189
And he was never heard from again.
>>79118468
>>/soc/
Go back to posting your butthole in a camwhore thread.
>>79093892
Honestly not for his pickup lines, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy, I'm ugly with not much options, and I have a bara fetish so yeah he's a keeper
>>79118468
>can't accept life isn't fair
You lost this fight before you even showed up
I want a girl who's
>/co/
>not an SJW
Does that combo exist?
>>79119046
I rather buy a gundam and fuck that
>>79119265
>exist
I got bad news for you
>>79116789
Just because you're not a body builder doesn't mean you're weak.
>>79119422
Being fitter than dad bod doesn't make you a bodybuilder
>>79116733
>http://elitedaily.com/women/they-like-it-soft-15-reasons-women-have-always-loved-the-dadbod/1025275/
Damn. I always thought it was because girls have daddy issues. This bitch is insecure as shit.
>>79119265
>combo
I got bad news for you
>>79103367
I must be the luckiest guy in the world then if liking Godzilla is what makes a great girl.
>>79119361
Yes, yes, "exist" is an anagram for "sexist."
>>79103128
What about those homos do they get a free pass?
>>79119885
A gay virgin is sadder than a straight one
>>79119979
>sadder
There are plenty of hetero fish
Im the only hetero fish on land
Care to say that again !
>>79096470
>Ive been a nice guy in the past and women still hated me
So you are "that weird guy who's really nice but just isn't my taste".
>>79122101
Yeah women are something like: Im ceartain there is someone for you out there but I wouldnt date you even if you were the last man on planet earth.
>>79117153
>virgins on /co/
This board has been normie central for years now. If you actually had read the thread, you'd have noticed all the normalfags and femanons practically berating at the spergs.
>>79117648
It's about as hard as having a large penis: either you have it, or not.
>>79097746
>I know full well how draining it is to go out and put yourself out there over and over. But you've gotta do it anyway, so find the things that are fun while they're draining you. Then when you're out of energy, go recharge, and do it again. Not because you want to get laid, but because extrovert activities can be genuinely fun once you get used to them, especially when they're related to activities you enjoy.
Okay fair enough. Telling shut-in nerds to "stop trying to get laid" without elaborating is terrible advice, but this attitude is decent.
>>79107973
You whore.
Basically don't put the pussy on a pedestal, treat women with respect and like another human being, not just someone to use to get your dick wet.
Having sex isn't as important as the media makes you think. I know you little 18 year olds here grew up with shit like iCarly that literally shamed a character for not having kissed a girl yet and he was in what, fucking middle school? They put this shit mentality in our brains at an early age, that you're only "worthy" if you've done this or that. You can see the ramifications of this shit in places like /r9k/ where people get caught up in these invisible wars against the opposite sex.
I'm rambling but tl;dr: don't let sex or a lack thereof define you or anyone else as a person
>>79122335
>treat women with respect and like another human being
Do NOT do this.
>>79111999
Check.
>>79122350
Thinking of women as not human kinda goes against your goals here, anon. Treating anyone like garbage is a good way to have people avoid you.
>>79114878
Yes sir...
>>79096833
I'm sure that helps some people but as a wizard that has had various periods of both letting it go and actively trying, I got much closer when I was trying.
Not trying may work if you have a social life that has you meet women regularly (be it via extensive friend groups or at work) but otherwise there's literally no chance of that happening except if your supermarket gets a new cashier or some shit. Or pity sex from a female friend
Online dating seems to work for those that tried.
>>79097252
Go to the library.
>>79122472
>Not trying may work if you have a social life that has you meet women regularly (be it via extensive friend groups or at work)
Well yeah, that's what you should have. Friends and work also help you not give much of a shit about the sex thing. And hence success is guaranteed.
Even if you get laid not having an extensive friend network and work you'll still feel like utter shit too.
>>79118468
Barring the obvious - and, more often than not, well-deserved - backlash against "nice guys", one anon said something that made me think. The definition of being "nice" is fundamentally different for men and for women.
For women, being nice means being willing to have fun, to go out to a party, to be charismatic and empathic and a lot of other stuff that, at its basest, imply activity and passion.
For men, being nice means dropping everything you're doing right now to go attend somebody.
Finally, "nice" is like the most vanilla, most basal compliment you can give a person. The thing is, however, that women are much less forgiving or tolerant toward boring men than are men toward boring women.
>>79119979
Not really. Homosexuals can still blame homophobia or social restrictions, just like how women can blame it on men for being all jerks or simply say they're too occupied with their career/job to look for love.
Straight men aren't allowed any excuse whatsoever. Hence why adult bachelors are ever suspected to be gay: getting girlfriends/wives is, like, the most basic ability that straight men are expected to have, like being able to read or to count.
>all this bullshit advice
Stop it. There are no rules or simple advice answers. I've seen skill-less antisocial skinnyfat NEETs with a confidence crisis who do just fine with women.
>>79122532
Nah. I have an extensive friend network, it just so happens that there aren't many women in it or people who will bring new single women when we meet. And I have 2 jobs plus a separate occupation. And the fact that no woman wants me to touch her peepee still feels like shit.
>>79118137
Hell no, only Leonardo can pull it off because he's got the face of an angel and a full head of hair. He was one of the first boys I ever found attractive- he'll always have a special place in my heart so that might color my view just a bit.
That lady wrote what was basically a bunch of faults/stereotypes, spun them into positives somehow yet was very insulting about it. Reminds me of when my fat cousin says "that actor/musician is an attainable kind of hot" like ew, way to insult them and you at the same time jfc- that shit ain't cute.
