>Fanboys worldwide are agog with anticipation for the upcoming release of Fox's R-rated 'anti-superhero' movie Deadpool — it got the most rousing reception of any title previewed at Comic Con last year — but China's censors have taken a far less enthusiastic view of the film.
>According to widespread local media reports, Deadpool, which was produced by 20th Century Fox and based on the Marvel comic book character, has been denied permission to screen in China due to its violence, nudity and graphic language.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/deadpool-denied-release-china-due-856627
GO AHEAD, MAKE SOME JOKES
Flop confirmed?
Like that's gonna stop them Chinamen from torrenting the hell out of the movie.
>>79091663
Here goes half of the box office.
>>79091663
cool?
most of us don't live in China so this has zero bearing on anything.
>>79091710
It has a huge bearing on the box office
Chinese censors finally using their power for good.
>>79091710
Has a bearing on how much money this thing makes and kills any hope of a sequel or other movies doing similar (unless it does incredibly well domestically)
RIP
>>79091663
This is literally like the class clown showing up to school one day, no longer smiling and joking around because Uncle Bob put his finger in the no-no place
>>79091772
Yeah.
How?
>>79091663
>nudity
But what kind of nudity?
>>79091663
Goodbye box office
>>79091794
The film's marketing campaign has had the kind of cocky confidence that suggests it believes it's going to be a box office hit, but now that's uncertain
>>79091798
Strip clubs, probably
>>79091710
China is the most important country when it comes to box office.
>>79091798
Ryan Reynolds'floppy wienerperhaps?
>>79091772
>>79091818
Not for Hollywood films it isn't; the US is the most important country because studios only get a fraction of the China box office while they get a much bigger chunk of the domestic total
>>79091710
Exploiting chink money is pretty important to movie studios they don't edit chinks in the movie for tumblr but for the masses of chinks that will watch it because some background character is chinese
>>79091804
That analogy still doesn't follow, but I was under the impression their campaign is because they can't expect to be a retarded hit like the other capeshit flicks
>>79091663
inb4 they actually cut it to PG-13 to please China
>>79091851
Do you think they will dub extra lines to make fun of it?
>>79091663
>GO AHEAD, MAKE SOME JOKES
Deadpool: Meh. I'm not such a big fan of Chinese. I'malways hungry an hour later.
>>79091694
Between this and rated R and the release date.... yes guaranteed flop.
I'll be surprised it makes more than 150 million ww.
calling it:
if the Chinese people ever learned about the existence of chimichangas, they'd overthrow the government
>>79091663
How come adult cartoons get such high ratings, but adult movies like this get such low profits?
inb4 they change the red on his costume to white to make him look like a panda. China will do anything for those suckers.
>>79092365
>Chimichangas
Oh shit, I was warned about you people, but I didn't want to believe.
>>79092366
Kids still watch and buy them but kids can't straight up go to an R rated movie
>>79092335
Eh, it won't make gangbusters, that's for sure, but the meme appeal will at least draw in much more people than legit flops like Dredd.
>>79092335
Why can't Reynolds get a break. This is his dream role.
>>79091663
Expect eye jokes, nods, winks and check ems.
How was chinese Iron Man 3 cut?
Anyone saw it?
>>79092564
>chinese Iron Man 3 cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39m85puOQok
>>79091663
Does anyone think it will do better on dvd sales and blu ray like Kickass?
>>79092390
Uncanny Xforce confirmed
>>79092564
It had ascene in chinese with the doctors in the end, when they operate on his heart. Everything else was the same
>>79092421
stupid kids maybe.
only the most helpless losers didn't express the will to go and access the forbidden adult world as soon as they could.
i would never trust a person who didn't want to see adult things as a child.
>>79092590
>radioactive man
WHEN
>>79092617
But then you realize we live in a world where Cinema Clerks actually check id's and shit :/
>>79092687
and where you can browse porn for free
>>79092687
>what is piracy
American kids might be less resourceful and adept couch potatoes but down here everything we couldn't go due to late showings, we bought from a cool nigga at the flea market on a DVD with the movie poster printed on it, for less than a modern day dollar. Don't even have to wait for your third world internet to download it.
>>79092687
You and your countrymen have my condolences.
>>79092620
>Portraying an ultranationalist Chinese government agent as evil in a MCU movie
>Ever
You know, "banned in China!" would be a pretty neat marketing slogan.
>>79091663
After Fantastic flop, this was a risky move by Fox. Everybody knows a rated R movie won't be a commercial hit. It'd alienate most of Deadpool's fandom, which consists of 12 year old edgy teens.
But Le Chimichanga should not be censored xD
>>79092751
Back when I was a kid, movie piracy was no where near as good as it is today. Fuck off with this shit.If you bought a pirated movie from someone you were lucky to not get one where the dialogue was muffled from idiots laughing or some moron who can't find a damn seat and has stand right in the middle of the screen druing the most important scene.
China is literally an inferior culture, for an inferior breed of Human.
Fuck China
>>79093013
Though not entirely accurate. It will likely be available for home release but China has a very strict quota on the number of foreign (American) films that get to be shown in Chinese theatres each year
>>79093013
That's actually a good idea.
Mind if I take that idea, anon? It'll get lots of people talking. And even more so, wondering why.
>>79093072
>implying that wasn't exactly what i refered to
>implying it detered anyone
>>79093111
Disney pls give money
Reddit btfo
Why is he spinning so much?
>Americans asking Hollywood to be the servant of China
Fucking millennials.
>>79091663
Looks like Deadpool has a chink in his armor after all.
>>79094132
HONEST TO GOD CARLOS
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>>79094030
Look up force vectors. Basically, his butt is circular enough that when two forces push in opposite directions parallel to the butt, it spins.
Why is reddit so mad?
Wow, everyone is so mad in here. Why is nobody replying?
>>79094093
>Fucking millennials.
I don't understand this new self deprecating humor
>>79094603
Because you consider yourself perfect, millennial scum.
>>79094093
But the chinks just bought Legendary Pictures, anon.
Hollywood is now going to be run by the chinese instead of jews
>>79091663
>yfw it STILL does better than Fatman v Baldman Dawn of Shit
>>79094093
Hello reddit!
>>79094736
>9gargle
So that's where company war anons are born.
>>79094636
>millennial scum
Unless you're 15, you are one too.
>>79094770
No, because I like to do things by myself. And I like working.
>every blockbuster 'flop' of the last 10+ years only did so because it failed to reach the gambled projections of cooked books
>>79094736
Tou should join /tv/. They're still insisting that TFA is flopping because it win't beat Titanic or Avatar. Your brand of delusion would fit right in.
>>79094820
"Millennial" isn't an identity it's just when you were born.
You're either too old to be wasting time shitting on children, or too young to be on this site.
And if you're neither, guess what, you're a millennial too, faggot. I bet you read the word in some Time or Esquire magazine and decided that it made you any good.
>memepool
who cares?
I thought Chinks had good taste.
>>79095189
>I hate working! I need mom and dad to do things for me!
Your problem, not mine.
>>79095117
>Thinking BvS will make money
>Thinking ANYONE cares about BvS
>>79095347
Nigga if you were such a responsible worker, you wouldn't be in an anonymous iranian basket weaving board trying to piss some people you don't even know
Get some friends
>>79095356
Whatever lets you sleep at night, my shillywilly.
>>79095424
>iranian basket weaving board
I'm in /diy/ and no one told me?
>>79091663
> tfw flop confirmed
>>79095424
I never understood this logic.
I'm pretty sure you can be responsible AND be a complete shithead to people online in your free time. It doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.
>>79095347
>hard working
>shitposting on an anonymous cambodian suicide site
>>79093067
>XD
You appear to be one of those 12 year old kids too.
>>79095489
Because typically when you're responsible, you don't waste your free time shitposting. You know why? Because you're taking care of your responsibilities.
>>79095544
So, are you responsible?
>>79091825
Is this true? Because I laughed.
>>79094030
>>79094258
can confirm that this is fun as fuck
>>79095556I'm trying, anon.
there is one thing to note:
Once you summit the movie to the MPAA, your're locked in. If you want to re-cut the movie for a new rating, that means another couple of months of waiting for the movie to be released. If Deadpool where to get a PG-13 rating, it would have to wait till at least September in the U.S., but Fox seems to be adimient about this being R Rated, so a re-cut in the states is moot. A re-cut in China might be possible.
>>79095744
>>79093072
yah cause we where all turbo autist who cared about the quality. do you even hear yourself? as a kid i never cared how shit the bootleg was.
>>79095998
Are you seriously fucking retarded? A fucking cam rip of a movie with shit quality in addition to a coughing/laughing audience in the background would fucking ruin a bootleg. Any one who isn't an easily impressed ape like yourself would have the same gripe. No one wants to watch a shit bootleg where a person gets up every 3 min and walks around blocking the screen or laughs loudly at a joke that wasnt even funny. Fuck off.
>>79095544
You don't have responsibilities during your free time, that's why it's called free time.
