Perfect.
>>79081623
Call me edgy if you want, but I'm happy about this
>>79081623
oh c'mon is no one gonna admit that they all watched Predator or Friday the 13th as kids even if they were R-Rated? FFS fucking Alien had a toy line and it was Rated R
>>79081623
It's as though people want Deadpool to be Spider-Man, and assume his movie is a superhero movie, when he's not a superhero.
>>79081623
....is this real, because if it is hats off to marketing
>>79081623
godlord, I fucking hate shit like the "oh look, he is dying and wants to see a movie"
>>79081773
It's real, well Grace's shitty tweet is real.
She wants the movie pg-13.
>>79081623
That's beautiful.
>>79081773
it's kind of real, the Comedicmerc account is not official, is just a fan stuff.
>>79081773
It's not the official movie account.
>>79081623
CHIMICHANGAS! xD
Is any Deadpool media appropriate for young children? I'm pretty sure all of it has explicit sexual references and ultra-violence.
>Everything should be made available to everyone!
>It is the majorities responsibility to cater to the whims of the minority!
Ryan Reynolds is bro tier.
Or whoever is running his fb account is.
>>79081889
Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon Deadpool, but that's about it.
So if it's rated R and it's the same film, it's a problem. Change the rating and it's a-okay. The mom is a fucking idiot, hope she jumps off a cliff.
>>79081623
"R" means Under 17 not permitted without parent. So the kid can just go in with a parent.
>>79081736
That's what boggles my mind. The late 80's/early 90's had Rambo, Spawn, RoboCop, etc. all violent yet had big merchandise endorsement to kids! Did those kids seen go see the films or were just interested in the toys?
>>79081889
Honestly hoping Deadpool is a big success so maybe it'll get WB to maybe finally take a serious look at really doing a Lobo movie
>>79082021
oh no to get it PG-13 would probably mean removing/toning down DPs shit talking and the gore.
It'd be like trying to tone down the Crank movies, you'd have to hit so much shit to do it, it'd likely completely fuckup the movie
>>79081736
Honestly I'm 24 now and I can't remember if I've seen a R rated movie. But that's mostly due to lack of interest in movies in general.
>>79081623
>Grace Randolph
>In association with Bleeding Cool, in 2011 she created the YouTube channel Think About the Ink. The videos explore comic books and the comic book industry, as well as TV adaptations of comic book properties
I think we have a shill in here
>>79082139
Does it count as shilling when we know Rich himself is a /co/ user?
>>79081623
Question. Who the fuck is this little brat called Matt and why does this filthy whore thinks she has to make this petition in his "honor"? Does the little kid even knows what honor is? Does she?
>>79081623
Man this is a waypool tier, interpretation of Deadpool.
It's not even an official twitter account, you morons.
>>79082337
Not really. There's always been moments of Deadpool being a complete dickhead to either just random people he's around because he thinks they're stupid/dicks or because they accidentally offend him.
Shit I remember her youtube videos. She wasn't anything special but holy shit. She's either gone full retard or she's stirring controversy to boost her views.
Wade would never say that
>>79082290
He has cancer and wants to watch the Deadpool movie.
Not that it matters, movie will be meme trash at a PG-13 or R rating
>>79082038
Depending on how lazy the person selling tickest is, he wouldn't even need the parent.
>>79081623
Isn't this basically marketing for kids?
Like CoD or something
"The movie you mother DOESN'T want you to see!"
Which I'm pretty sure was actually an advertising campaign for a movie or game at some point
>>79081623
Of course it's a white woman behind this shit.
I don't know why I ever thought otherwise.
>>79082603
Dead space did that i think.
>>79081736
Robocop had a cartoon. FUCKING ROBOCOP!
>>79082437
Go ahead present an example
>>79082556
So why doesn't his mom take him to the movie? Why do they need a petition?
>>79082603
You might be thinking of one the Dead Space game campaigns where they had ACTUAL REAL moms watch the games and record their totally SHOCKED and OUTRAGED reactions.
>>79082645
Toxic Avenger too
>>79081623
even if it's rated R, his mother can just take him into the theatre...
>>79082038
>>79082577
I went to see South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut when I was 12 with my friends
Parents bought the tickets and off we wentI had no clue what the clitoris was supposed to be for years
>>Grace Randolph.
You mean the woman who hated GOTG but loved Pixels and Fan4stic?
Also, obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ra9SAeL2cs
Hope it's a DVD extra where they replace all blood with rainbows and cursing with bad overdubs and cut runtime to 45min
>>79081889
Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon and the video games he appears in like Lego Marvel.
It's really Marvel's fault that they keep saying how cool he is in front of kids and then playing keep away.
>>79082060
Spawn was so fucking weird. In one scene you get introduced to a spunky 90's kid with a backwards cap and a dog as a self-insert for the child audience. Two scenes later the disgusting clown is threatening to rape Spawn's wife.
>>79082556
If you're fucking dying from cancer watching a R rated movie is the least of your concerns. Hell he could be watching hardcore bbc supremacy porn where white women are kept as slaves in a barn and no one will think less of him. Just fucking go see the movie or buy it on dvd or pirate it or something.
>>79082653
I'd rather not go through all my Joe Kelly volumes, scan an example, then post it on 4chan when you can just read comics before talking out of your ass.
>>79082774
Agreed. I doubt any cinema would refuse service because they will get massively bad PR. Kid dying of cancer? Well all the paperwork checks out, here are two free tickets to see deadpool. Also the cinema will provide all refreshments free of charge and an usher will bring it to your seat.
>>79082742
I remember this youtube pooper who made a Frozen one, and people asked him to censor it so that their kids could watch it. So instead, he censored everything but the swears.
> 1,000 people
Oh yeah I'm sure the studios are taking notice
>>79082693
>dat spoiler
none of us really did, some of us still don't
>>79081623
Grace Randolph? As in "the wrote for Marvel, used to be the Watcher for their shitty YouTube show" Grace Randolph? This shit's an inside job
>>79082809
>unable to back up your claims
>>79082846
Hey, that is like, half the number of the people who will see this film.
>>79081623
>PG-13.
>for 8 year old.
Might as well just let him see the R version senpai. He's still going to be too young
>>79082069
The Main Man would make for a shitty movie and you know it.
>>79082060
Yes.
>>79082965
I'm starting to hope that at the beginning Wade breaks the fourth wall and warns any underage watchers about the rating, then physically berates berates them after the first gory scene.
>>79081623
CAN'T FOOL THE ’POOL
>>79082060
The only R rated movie I actually saw as a kid was Predator when I was maybe 9 or 10 and I knew it was awesome.
Even without the movies I still knew about Alien and Robocop, I had a bunch Alien toys because like any self respecting child of the 90's I loved monsters
>>79081623
Personally I think 14+ would have been fine for the movie. Unfortunately when it comes to Deadpool, people seem to go to the extremes to make him seem more outrageous.
>>79082704
Fuck off with you shitty video slut
>>79082965
>>PG-13.
>>for 8 year old.
I think I first saw Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 4
>>79083098
isn't it past your bedtime?
>>79082060
Robocop and Rambo had cartoons, which is what the toylines were based on. Same with Aliens but the cartoon never went into production. Spawn was never really aimed at kids, more teenagers and young adults.
>>79083141
Shining was my first R rated film, I think I was 8. My parents for some reason were quizzing me about some non-important things of the film like what cartoon was the kid watching. I thought they were being demeaning, but I think they were trying to get me over the shock.
>>79083149
>>79083056
>Even without the movies I still knew about Alien and Robocop, I had a bunch Alien toys because like any self respecting child of the 90's I loved monsters
That was the weird thing about the 90's. Even at a young age, you were constantly aware of these R-Rated films. Like, I knew everything about Xenomorphs and stuff, and I never saw the film til my late teens.
Which is pretty funny cause I remember my little nephew seeing AvP, and thought that the Predators were the Aliens because they came from space and the Aliens were the Predators because they came from underground. That logic astonished me because I completely understood where he was coming from.
>>79083098
Fuck you. If he has a mature game, why the fuck can he have a Rated-R movie?
but we all saw R-rated movies as kids and we turned out fine
when did this idea of 'seeing exciting things hurts kids' come from? same place as 'drug them up until theyre obese little attention-payers that sit nicely in their desks and dont cause trouble' I expect.
>>79083316
>waypool
Good example there buddy
>>79083377
>>but we all saw R-rated movies as kids and we turned out fine
We're on 4chan. We're the farthest from fine.
>>79083377
bare in mind that what got an R rating back then would fly under the radar these days
>>79083408
I bet the kids that didn't see R rated movies as kids became giant pussies and now post on tumblr
Fucking hell, my dad and uncle let me watch Star Ship Troopers when I was probably no more than 11. I mean, other than coming to this website every week for the last decade, I didn't turn out to be mentally scarred or anything.
Fucking parents just need to teach kids the difference between reality and fantasy and then they should be just fine.
>>79083408
*tips katana*
>>79083442
Probably get laid more than us...
Why not just let him watch the R rated movie? It's not going to mess him much that much, I grew up watching R rated movies around his age that were probably 10 times worse than Deadpool will ever be. Besides, it probably got the R rating because they say Fuck more than twice and it has actual blood shown.
>>79083469
Gross.
>>79083469
Don't put all pussy up on a pedestal, anon
Some pussy isn't worth getting
>>79082645
Robocop was first rated a XXX movie.
What would happend if deadpool is a success ?
Will we be getting more R-rated comic movies ?
The only thing i am sure is that Fox would have gained there new wolverine
>>79082134
Yeah yeah you're a man child who only likes cartoons and toys
Is this kid dying or something?
Also, if he's reading Deadpool comics I think he can handle an R-rating...unless his parents censor it with marker or something
>>79083589
the movie has some implied ? or not sex scene
>>79083571
R-Rated Movies rarely make the Money PG-13 get. I mean, there was a reason Expendables 3 was PG-13. It was a stupid reason, but understandable.
Fury Road, despite people treating it like the greatest thing ever, didn't even break 400 million.
>>79083571
we'll get like, three R rated comic movies. One will be canned due to production issues, one will be okay, one will be a massive flop that'll convince people to go back to avoiding an R rating
>>79081889
Joe Kelly's run is the best run and only breaks an R rating really because of blood. The censor the curses and there's no real nudity as with most Deadpool comics. There is mature themes but nothing inappropriate I feel.
>>79083659
I am hoping we get an x-force movie with R-rated then
1.) See the movie by yourself first
2.) Take note of when the saucy scenes happen
3.) Take your kid into the hall during the parts you don't approve of
4.) Buy your son a Ninja Turtles Action Figure after the movie
5.) Go home and have married couple sex in celebration of your good parenting
>>79083699
>having married couple sex
But that's the worst kind of sex
>>79083699
Do you know how much going to the cine cost fucker ?
>>79083716
Yeah a threesome with 2ayyyyssound hotter
>>79083316
We also had a Deadpool comic for mature readers, and it wasn't that good.
>>79083716
>But that's the worst kind of sex
Not if you include that new TMNT action figure in the mix.
Do movie theatres in clapistan refuse to sell tickets to R-rated movies to children even with their parents present?
How the hell is such moral watchdogging allowed?
>>79081736
>FFS fucking Alien had a toy line and it was Rated R
https://youtu.be/uKSv85mJEmY
>>79083760
>Do movie theatres in clapistan refuse to sell tickets to R-rated movies to children even with their parents present?
No. The person in the OP image is just dumb/doesn't want to have to explain to her fuck trophy the shit that happens in the movie.
>>79083756
>Making your wife shove a TMNT figure on your ass
I dont know anon, that is too kinky for me
>>79081623
can't they take him to see it anyway as long as an adult takes him? My mom took me to see Superbad when I was 13
>>79083756
>having to buy TWO Ninja Turtles Action Figures
Nigga you think that shit grows on trees?
>>79081623
Wait, I'm confused. Is it illegal to bring underaged children into R rated movies when accompanied by an adult now or something? Why would there be a petition trying to get a small boy into a movie when one of the signers could just take him?
>>79083802
Just put it thought the dish washer, like all the other sex toys, and then you can give the figure back to the kid.
>>79083760
No parents can take kids to see R rated movies, I think as long as they're accompanied by someone 21 years or older it's not an issue
>>79083802
"Leo, I think I found a new portal into Dimension X!"
"No, do the voices!"
"I-I can't..."
"We paid out the ass for this now do the voices!"
>>79082965
>He's still going to be too young
Because #GrillsSuck@Math
>>79083056
Robocop had a cartoon too. I knew robocop because of it.
>>79083895
I remember that! The president or mayor had a static face or something
Why americans have such giant boners for censoring and rating shit?
How about you let parents decide what their kids could watch?
Yeah, I know american parents are fat useless slobs that would start crying that they did not expect the movie to be so graphic and violent, like they already do even with ratings, but maybe that would help to create a generation of not morons that get informed about shit prior to throwing their fat children at the theaters?
>>79083828
>letting your kid play with the figure you stuck up your wife's ass/your wife stuck up your ass
>>79082950
HAHAHAHAHA no.
All the normies are really hyped for it even though they hadn't heard of the character in their entire life.
Source: Literally all of my friends wanna watch it, they also haven't read a comic book in their lives
>>79082069
Literally the only thing it takes to change the rating of a movie is convincing the dozen or so people on the MPAA board to do so. Now, they'll be sticking their necks out to soccer mom criticism if they let a racey enough movie get a pass, true. But they have no specific guidelines they are held to. Ratings have everything to do with their personal bias and opinion and officially nothing else.
>>79083724
Not as much as a cancer treatment dose.
>>79083920
>How about you let parents decide what their kids could watch?
Many parents these days are too self-absorbed to bother researching the things their kids are into.
>>79083938
>Not letting your kids play with the figures that went on a "cave exploration"
Shit parent/10
>>79081623
Wait...this was real?
>>79083973
Didn't bother to actually look for the tweet, but here's her page (which I found with google by typing in her name and "twitter".
https://twitter.com/GraceRandolph
Have at it.
>>79082693
Me too. I honestly believed it was just a word synonymous with an oracle andI'm a girl
>>79083938
Nigga it probably went up at least one ass before it was packaged and shipped to the store. Pervy fucking chinks. So long as you clean it it's fine.
>>79083973
>Deadpool fans being autistic
Wait this is real?
>>79084009
Wow. I'm happy that the entitled bitch got put in her place, but isn't the handler of the Deadpool account gonna receive some shit for that tweet? It seems that he took a step out of the safe boundary when he called her a whore.
>>79084069
Is definitely not an official one.
>>79084031glad I'm not alone in this exact same situation
>>79084049
>implying she's a deadpool fan
>implying her son doesn't just think he's spider-man with guns.
Where's the petition to have this movie cancelled?
>>79081623
I feel like Deadpool would have shot him for that.
>>79084069
>isn't the handler of the Deadpool account gonna receive some shit for that tweet?
I doubt it. According to the super official sources I read in this thread, that account isn't officially linked to the movie/marvel/whatever, so I very seriously doubt anyone will do anything about it other than maybe get mad.
>>79084090
>implying I was talking about her
>>79084090
>>79084108
Ah, gotcha.
>>79084116
Oh, you're just shitposting for the hell of it.
>>79084090
Isn't she a comic book writer?
>>79083643
>Fury Road, despite people treating it like the greatest thing ever, didn't even break 400 million.
Which is funny since it didn't really need to be Rated R.
>>79083776
yes, this was allowed because Kenner didn't even know what they signed up for, as 20th Century Fox was shoving everything at them to license to get back at Lucas who wanted complete merchandising rights. It would be the same if we didn't even know what the hell Deadpool was to start with.
>>79083920
>Why americans have such giant boners for censoring and rating shit?
Clearly you've never seen Japanese porn.
>How about you let parents decide what their kids could watch?
The idea, however flawed the implementation, is to do just that (you can still take 4 year old to see Fury Road if you want to. You just have to sit through the movie with them.)
My father used to bitch more about the "accompanied by" than than the needing to buy the ticket actually. He was convinced that the whole thing was a scam to force him to buy three tickets rather than two (if it was up to him he'd have just dropped my brother and I off with our bikes and let us find our own way home).
>>79083494
It's not like he's going to make it to adulthood for some underlying trauma to come back at him in. If he has cancer, he's already living a horror movie.
>>79083836
>>79084144
>shitposting
That "Deadpool" response is the cringiest thing I've ever seen, like everything every Deadpool fan does.
>>79084031
>>79084085
Did you clue in when they showed it? Because I sure as hell didn't
>>79083751
L-Lewd!
>>79081736
Alien even had a ride at Disney theme parks.
>>79084188
>Clearly you've never seen Japanese porn.
The only reason porn is still censored in Japan is because no one in their government wants to go down in history as "the guy that wanted porn uncensored".
It wouldn't be a hard thing to get passed, and would have tons of backing if someone did propose it, but it will just never happen because no one wants that to be part of their professional career over there.
>>79084221
You're just hateful, anon. The retards raving and retweeting it saying shit like, "EPIC!" or "Mic Drop!" are the ones I find cringey.
It was worth a chuckle.
>>79083920
Our country was founded by puritans.
>>79081736
That's the difference
>Back then, R-Rated Movie
>Kids have to be sneaky to see it
>Current Era, R-Rated Movie
>My son wants to see it, can you make it PG-13 so he can watch without being triggered?
>>79084233
Nope. It was pretty confusing, though. I didn't know what that image was supposed to be.
>>79084299
More like
>"back then"
>Fuck, I guess I'll go see this movie with my kid. It's only rated R for violence and a bit of tit anyway
>Today
>I'm too lazy to find out why this movie is rated R, and I don't have any interest in seeing it. Hollywood needs to make a PG-13 cut so I can just drop my shitty kid off and go back to what I want to do.
>They are up to 2.000
Literally why?
If the kid does read deadpool, he should be able to handle the movie.
>>79083724
$5 at my theatre
>>79084250
Oh shit nigga i remember that. Before they turned it into a stitch ride
>>79084299
I blame the internet. It ruined everything. You wanted something, you had to work for it. Remember getting porn back then? You had to hope your local park had the communal stash hidden in the trees. Otherwise, Sears catalogs were as far as you'd go
>>79083806
nope, not illegal, just need some 21 or older to vouch for them.
>>79084340
It's $14 before tax here. I think it's only $9 for an early movie.
only a kid would be interested in a deadpool movie anyway
>>79081623
is this not fake? i feel like this is fake as shit.
>>79084299
The kids that sneaked in back then are today's parents, right? So it's really just them knowing that they can't stop kids from seeing the films and want the corporations to do their parenting for them.
>>79084348
>Remember getting porn back then?
I always just got a fiends older brother (and one a friends older sister) to buy me porn mags. Then the internet came along and I toss all of them because they were awful.
>>79084382
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akziwvWLUlk
>>79084269
>It wouldn't be a hard thing to get passed, and would have tons of backing if someone did propose it, but it will just never happen because no one wants that to be part of their professional career over there.
This is true of goddamned near everything goddamned near everywhere. Look at the idiotically outdated and puritanical rules the FCC has in place for broadcast TV in America. It's supposed to reflect "community standards" yet they lose their minds over someone saying the word "fuck" or Janet Jackson's tit being on screen for half a second; unlike cable/pay tv which, because it's 'opt-in' rather than 'public' ACTUALLY reflects the standards of what the general public finds acceptable.
>>79084382
https://twitter.com/comedicmerc
It's real, but it's just some random person, not related to the movie at all.
>>79084273
You know what's funny? Jokes, like what deadpool comics provide. You know what is not funny? Unnecessarily rude behavior, like what Deadpool fans provide.
>>79081849
Which makes it far more real
>>79084188
>Clearly you've never seen Japanese porn.
Wasn't that because of America too?
If that little twerp cant convince his parents or some big kid to get him in then thats his problem
>>79081623
Top Kek
>>79084371
Shit man what state? It's 8 Before 4 pm 10 after 5:30pm but between 4-5:30 all ticket prices are 5.75 here. I'm glad I live in gold ole Tennessee where prices are the equivalent of the average IQ
>>79084514
The Japanese actually enacted it themselves, but it was very loosely based off standards put in place after WW2.
>>79081623
Unless this movie has hardcore sex scenes that shows full view penetration than the kid can see it. In america violence is nothing to us.
>>79084299
>>Back then, R-Rated Movie
>>Kids have to be sneaky to see it
Mostly we'd bug someone's older father/brother/uncle to take us (moms were MUCH more concerned about what we were planing to see) to the theater and if we couldn't talk them into getting tickets to whatever we wanted to see (almost always because they didn't want to buy and extra ticket and sit through whatever it was) we'd just get tickets to something else that had an earlier show time and then get up and walk into the other theater after a trip to the bathroom.
And if it wasn't worth that much effort we'd just catch it when it came out on cable.
>>79084514
Yep. Meiji-era japs wanted to show the western that they were "civilized"... except they went even further than the west itself. Censorship emerged about the same time that gayness began to be perceived as bad.
>>79084537
Washington State, Regal Cinemas.
I haven't actually paid for a movie ticket in years. I get free tickets as gifts all the time and I only see maybe 3-5 movies a year, so I'm sitting on like 10 of them right now and they never expire.
>>79084352
>just need some 21 or older
18 or older. Source: I'm the oldest of 3.
I remember this one time me and my 2 best friends wanted to watch the latest final destination film and we convinced some random stranger to say he was our father and buy the tickets on our behalf. Those were simpler days
>>79083699
My dad just used to cover my eyes during sex or whatever
>>79084423
Wow, this bitch is so dumb.
>>79081623
I blame the Deadpool cosplayers that got famous on youtube for these angry moms.
>>79081623
You can still watch the movie with your parents just like close your eyes nigga at the bad parts
>>79082060
To be fair, in the original First Blood only one person gets killed and by accident.
>>79081828
I thought Grace was a fan of comic shit being "adult"
>8 years old
hmm...that be about 92...I think I was exposed to Frankenhooker at that age
>>79084582
keep saving up anon! I know at those prices I probably couldn't go to the theatre nearly as much as I do now
>>79084614
Sounds like a hella lotta trouble for nothing.
Bought tickets for some shitty 3D film about hamsters with like 7 friends, ducked out for the 'toilet', walked into the screening of Inglorious Basterds in the next room.
Wore our 3D glasses throughout.
People forgetting south parks movie was rated r and I watched that 3 times in theater as an 11 year old
Why does this kid want a safe space version
>>79084821
The kid doesn't; the mom does.
>>79084800
That would work for us at the local ma and pa theatre the chain theatre we were at had people patrolling the halls and we didn't want to risk getting caught (espicially for something as shitty as final destination)
>>79081804
He isn't even dying. It's just a kid who wants to see an R movie
>>79082693
>12
so the target audience then
>>79084821
>south parks movie was rated r
And that was like pulling teeth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDzblNKjsO0
>>79082060
Also Toxic Avenger. Holy shit that movie compared to the show...
THE KID IS GONNA FUCKING DIE, JUST LET HIM SEE THE GODDAMN MOVIE
YOU CAN'T EXACTLY RUIN HIS CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE AT THIS POINT
>>79083290
>That was the weird thing about the 90's. Even at a young age, you were constantly aware of these R-Rated films.
You gotta admit. The 80s/90s had some pretty rad movie monsters, heros, and bad guys that pushed special effects to their peak. Robocop, Alien, Terminator where mega popular so you at least were aware of it back then through posters, candy, trading cards, vidya, toys,pogs
>>79081889
>>79081982
Hey, X-Men Legends 2 and Marvel Ultimate Alliance too.
>>79083408
Nigga this is current year normie 4chan, not like we're hiding files in jpegs n other 2008 type shit.
isn't taking him to deadpool kinda mean, oh you have cancer but his cancer is a superpower while yours will just kill you.
>>79082653
Deadpool stuffed meatloaf into the mouths of vegetarians who are tied to chairs against their will.
Deadpool punched wolverine's innocent girlfriend in the face to get him to fight.
Deadpool is an entertaining and unpredictable dick.
>>79085085
Man, there was some good shit in those old images.
>>79085105
Goddamn it...
>>79085111
If ur into that.
>>79085109
>Deadpool stuffed meatloaf into the mouths of vegetarians who are tied to chairs against their will.
You say that like it's in any way, shape, or form inappropriate
>>79081623
>hahah he called that lady I disagree with a whore, he is the funniest person ever and is EXACTLY like deadpool
This thread
>>79085245
Hahaha way to go girl!
What is your tumblr so I can follow you?
If she's secretly working with Fox, this is a brilliant marketing stunt.
If she's not, she's retarded for thinking Fox has the time to make a PG-13 edit by the time the movie releases
>>79085105
>but his cancer is a superpower
it's also a perceptual hell of pain, disfigurement, and madness.
>>79082653
His entire relationship with Blind Al
>>79082660
I was only able to get a few seconds into that video.
>video opens on a ringed planet
>"I'M SEEING THE EARTH... FROM SPACE."
Holy fucking shit lady, jump off a cliff.
>>79081623
That's not the official Deadpool twitter and it's such an edgy as fuck thing to say, least he could have done is make it funny.
Also she isn't trying to change the rating of the movie, she wants the studio to make a PG-13 edit for her kid but honestly she can just buy a program and do it herself when the movie comes out on DVD if she's that worried about her son seeing naked people and hearing naughty words or hire someone to do it for her.
>>79084423
>what I intend to do about it
Topest of keks. You tell them youtube personality.
>Americans
>Sex and violence? Cool
>MUH NUDITY!
You niggas crack me up
>>79081889
Deadpool was in Ultimate Spider-Man (he has been in two episodes) and in Avengers Disk Wars, both aimed at kids.
He was also in the Super Hero Squad MMO which was aimed at kids as well as Lego Marvel.
He was in an issue of Marvel Adventures.
Plus the Marvel Ultimate Alliance games, the Facebook games, and MvC3 not exactly aimed at kids but unless they have a parent with a stick up their arse they will most likely have played those games too.
>>79084194
Was it implied that this "Matt" has cancer? I figured this was supposed to be a mom who doesn't want her child exposed to violence.
>>79082060
And Spike said "Shit" in the Transformers movie, those were other times when it was considered normal for a kid to watch R rated action and horror movies.
Heck I think it was Robocop 2 but I vividly remember watching a guy snorting coke from a woman's tits in that movie, or might be the first Robocop but I fucking remember that and I haven't seen that movie in almost two decades.
>>79081736
When I was in a dance class when I was a child and at the end of every semester we would watch a horror movie, The movies I recall seeing were Child's Play, Child's Play 2, and Alien, our parents didn't give a shit.
In 6th grade in my computer class at the end of our school year we watched Hellraiser, we were suppose to watch a Disney movie but the teacher fucked up and they left before the movie started playing and they came back like 10 minutes after the movie ended and no one said anything, I don't think the school found out either.
>>79083020
>DP: For all you youngsters; what the fuck are you doing here? This movie is R! You see this dudes severed head? Does that look PG-13 to you?
"looks to the side as someone talks to him off screen"
DP: Wait, it is? That's fucked up
>>79085109
>Deadpool stuffed meatloaf into the mouths of vegetarians who are tied to chairs against their will.
That was a gag page with Deadpool and Cap playing the roles of Goofus and Gallant.
>Deadpool punched wolverine's innocent girlfriend in the face to get him to fight.
That was Kitty Pryde, she was being annoying so it was perfectly acceptable for him to do it.
>Deadpool is an entertaining and unpredictable dick.
Yep
BTW I am not contradicting you.
>>79082965
Good parents take their kids to see mature movies anyway. There's no proof adult content fucks a kid up. My dad made me watch Heavy Metal with him when I was 6 among other mature movies/tv, aside from being a slight oddball, it didn't make me nuts. I drew the line at Fritz the Cat though... shit dad,I'm a grill, this is getting a bit weird.
>>79086773
>leaving before the movie starts and coming back after it ends
Wow, it could've been anything. That's pretty funny. Sounds like a good start to a creepypasta.
Why does this kid want to see a Deadpool movie? How does he even know who Deadpool is?
>>79086937
I remember being a kid and my mom being confused why I was so uncomfortable watching Pink Floyd's The Wall. And straight out pissed when I came to her saying I couldn't sleep after watching The Exorcist.
>>79086937
I watched shit like Eva and Bubblegum Crisis 2040, enjoyed 'em just fine.
Meanwhile an episode of The Simpsons and that purple people eater movie and even this one episode of Just Shoot Me gave me inexplicable nightmares. kids heads are weird
>>79087014
Haha your mom sounds like a badass.
>>79087042
Yeah really. I was pretty durable with scary content, and only suddenly got scared after seeing a horror movie when I'd go to the bathroom... you're all alone, some crazy shit may come out of the pipes and murder you!
It is pretty odd watching rated R sexual content with parents though. Much older in this case, I'm just glad that I suggested my parents watch Quills and that they did it while I was not around.
>>79086996
If you browse normie websites like Facebook or 9gag for any amount of time a memey picture of Deadpool is usually somewhere on there. That's probably all the kid knows about the character.
>>79082437
>>79082653
>>79082809
>>79086181
Honestly it always fucking depends on the writer how Deadpool's personality is.
Kelly made him into a extremely fucked up individual who has done extremely fucked up things for money or out of his need for companionship (like hold Blind Al as a hostage while torturing her for fun all which ended in the most fucked up Stockholm syndrome type of relationship) but he falls in love with Syrin and wants to be worthy of her so at some point he really tries to be a good guy but he end sup constantly getting shat on so much he pretty much gives up.
Simone's version of Deadpool was a mercenary with a heart of gold, killed for money but had certain rules of conduct. He also cared about his secretary Sandi enough to go and beat up her abusive boyfriend.
Nicieza's (post Liefeld at least) and Duggan's versions are pretty much Deadpool trying to be a good guy and a hero but his brain is so fucked up sometimes he slips and suffers for it, but he tries.
Daniel Way's is just some idiot meme dude who kills people and does lol so random shit, and loves being violent.
However Deadpool has a no killing kids rule and this is something that carries throughout his character with different writers, although Daniel Way had him threaten a kid with a gun and put the kid's life in danger for reason I don't remember because I purged most Waypool shit out of my mind.
>>79081623
His parents can't take him?
>>79087042
>Watch Scream
>No nightmares
>Watch every vampire movie known to man
>Perfectly fine
>Watch The Thing
>Perfectly fine
>Watch Mars Attacks
>Yes the one with the aliens that go ackakakakak
>End up with nightmares for years
I still don't get it.
>>79082069
>it'll get WB to maybe finally take a serious look at really doing a Lobo movie
Or they will use their female Deadpool Harley. Her comics already sell better
>>79084372
lol no
>>79082556
He doesn't have cancer.
>>79084100
He would laugh first, pat him on the back then shoot him in the head
>G rating is all but dead
>PG is the new normal
>PG-13 is R but with less blood and swear words
>R is less raunchy than TV-MA
>NC-17 is literally dead
I swear to god, they might as well scrap what they have and begin anew.
>>79082840
Can you link it please?
>>79081623
This looks shopped I need more proofs
>>79082060
Film studios were well aware who was going to watch their movie, but because of the MPAA they had to label their movies a certain way. Back then MPAA ratings didn't fracture audiences as much as they do today, so a studio could produce something with an R rating, know kids are going to watch it and not care, and release a toy line becuase FUCK THE MOVIE POLICE.
Nowadays ratings are a serious barrier to revenue and studios will do whatever it takes to bring the rating down and get a bigger profit, from limiting the script to cutting out scenes (nowadays only to put them into the "Limited edition Blu-ray collecter's version!")
>>79087367
And movies seem to become increasingly tamer as a result, with the decisions on what to allow and what to cut getting weirder and weirder.
>>79086937
>>79087014
>>79086937
I've been a horror movie fan since I was a kid and I had a fascination with Werewolves all which I think started because my dad forced me to go into a Horror House at a carnival and to show me that the creatures were fake he grabbed me by my arm and shoved my tiny 4 year old arm into the mouth of a fake plastic Werewolf just to show me it wasn't biting me, it was traumatic for the first minute but it made me not be afraid of everything (and I should tell you guys what he did to take the fear of Satan out of me that my bible school imposed on me).
I got so much into Werewolves that I would makde my mom watch the Werewolf TV series with me which she hated and she only complied because I really loved that show even if it scared me and it was better than having me cried about it every night. At some point I even watched the Howling and An American Werewolf in London but those happened because my parents didn't regulate my TV viewing and DGAF about what I was watching as long as it wasn't porn so I got to watch a lot of horror movies and shows and movies not intended for kids.
Also my father would tell me not to talk to stranger because they could be Werewolves in disguise and I wouldn't know until they would take me to their lair and transform at night to eat me, it was a good strategy to keep me away from pedos. And then every time I would go outside of the house and he knew I was unsupervised he would just stick his head outside the window and shout "Werewolf! Werewolf!" and I would run inside.
>>79081623
I actually want them to release a PG-13 cut for this film, but they add 4th wall breaking scenes that joke about the fact that it's PG-13
>firefight about to go down
>Relax-O-Vision
>cuts to aftermath of everyone dead
>"Oh they look so cute when they're sleeping in another dimension"
>>79081623
> mfw little kid
> see The Thing gor the first time with dad
> he gives me a knife as a gift, little teeny tiny thing
> movie ends
> i'm fucking scared and paranoid as fuck
> threaten to kill my dad with the knife out of paranoia
Not really related, but there's my story. How great is that movie, though?very.
GRACE IS CUTE
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>>79083760
>implying this is just an Anerican thing
Nigga, here in Austria 8 year-olds weren't allowed to watch Star Wars, even with parents.
>>79082774
The problem is the mom. She is the one who doesn't want her sick kid to see cgi blood and titties. Her kid is going to die and she's going to be at the funeral standing over his little coffin going "at least he didn't see them titties..." and all her friends are going to clap.
>>79088518
her kid isn't sick, she just wants him to see the movie, but doesn't want to take him to an R-rated movie
>>79088518
>"at least he didn't see them titties..." and all her friends are going to clap.
>TEAM AMERICA Theme swells in background as we pan over the proud crowd of friends and supporters
>>79088544
Oh, well fuck her and her normal healthy kid.
>>79088544
see this is what pissed me off about parents, they have to change everything for just their kids. they don't give a Fuck about the people around them and they expect everyone to kiss their ass because they have kids. at least these patents that say "do it for the children". kids don't have to have everything.
>>79081623
>in honor of my 8 yr old Matt
>petition for pg-13
I mean, shouldn't they? Aren't the majority of Deadpool fans just kids, edgy Teenagers and Marvel drones?
>>79081889
Only the max series was rated R, if I recall. But no, they need to censor le epic chimichangas xD
>>79081623
>PG-13
>for a 8-year-old
Hold on a minute!
>>79090007
no, the majority you speak of didn't know Deadpool existed until the avengers movie came out, that's when people started paying little attention and complaining about source material. Even in the 90s spiderman wasn't well looked at aside from the cartoon. Deadpool was only getting more attention when marvel started making more money out side of the comic books
>>79089944
I remember such parents who didn't allow their kid to play outside with us, because they might get hurt and should study instead. Fast forward years later, the kid is a social reclusive with useless diplomas from middle/high school and goes to a regular college. Always felt bad for kids with such parents, and made me more grateful for mine.
>>79082774
Did you have a particular movie in mind?
>>79081623
Just take your kid to it?
Jesus, my dad took me to R movies all the time. He'd just cover my eyes anytime something explicit was happening.
>>79082645
It was a shitty cartoon, mind you, but it was kiddie proofed so it could shown on air. FCC and all that.
I recall as a kid nobody gave fucks about ratings until the South Park movie came out then suddenly theaters and parents started taking those things super seriously.
>>79086937
It's not about the kid's psychological health, not really. It's more a fear that seeing adult content will make a child more disobedient and ill-mannered.
>>79084736
Really? I seem to remember Rambo shooting down a helicopter with at least two people in it, slitting a cop's throat in the woods, and shooting a few more in a police station.
>guy at work comes in with a deadpool shirt that says CHIMICHANGA on the front
>hes always talking about reddit and other hipster shit
>"Hey anon, you read comics and stuff right?"
>"nah, not really."
>>79082060
They made PG13 for more money reasons that's why the 80's never had it.
>>79091231
This is me, too. I know better than to give plebs the idea they can rant to me about their shit taste.
>>79082060
Blame Janet Jackson. Ever since her "wardrobe malfunction" got all the puritans panties in a bunch, media producers including movie studios started being a lot more cautious. If you look movies pre-2004, you'll notice that a lot of PG-13 films had stuff that would make them R nowadays.
I don't give a fuck about Deadpool or this movie, but I hope it does very well at the box office so it could prove that R rated cape flicks are worth making.
>>79081623
>Be underage
>Buy ticket to kids movie
>Slip into adult movie
Wow how fucking difficult
>>79081623
>PG-13
>Kid is eight
Yeah no, the Grace chick is behind it and is just using the little boy as shield
