>Describe your last sexual encounter with a spongebob quote
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
DEEUGH
>>79080010
NOSFERATU
>>79080010
SEVERAL
SECONDS
LATER
MY LEG!
AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAIL BOX
FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND
Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
Uh...I can explain.
You forgot the pickles
>>79080190
The only true answer.
>>79080010
The Conch says... No.
Say hello to Used Napkin!
AND SHE SUCKED MY WEINER TIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLEThat counts, right?
...Are you ready kids?
Make Out Reef!
sorry you had to see that
When in doubt, pinky out!
>>79080010
I'm already halfway there!
halfway there!
halfway there!
halfway there!
Long. Tan. Handsome.
Hey man that's not cool
>>79080010
IMAAAGINATION.
Keep going... you're good... you're good...
>>79080396
>>79080506
The unedited version of that should be the spongebob mascot for /jp/...
*drawn out fart noise*
Pumping air up your dick does funny things.
>>79080010
>It's just a drawing
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT
>>79080010
The money is always right!
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
>>79080010
This is...delicious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0H0g4pZaY
nsfw
WE HAVE TO DROP THE LOAD!
>>79080974
Ew.
>>79080735
oh sick, how do you live with yourself after that?!
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
>Days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to Wormy
>now which one o' you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
>>79080010
MY LEG!
>>79080010
Don't touch me I'm sterile.
>sound of a channel other than Nickelodeon playing on TV while SpongeBob is airing
With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
IT WAS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK
SOILED IT!!!
>>79080735
Great, now I have to explain to my 3 year old daughter what a cheese sandwich is in sexual terms. Thanks a lot asshole.
I'm Dirty Dan
>The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
I can't remember any.
Did somebody say chocolate???
SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
"We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
>>79080147
Fucking lost
"Why didn't you tell me this was my mother's house?!"
>We did it, Patrick!
Well I have white pimple bumps now below my abdomen, so what's a good quote for a herpes scare?
>ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR
>>79084814
>>79084814
Here's what you do! You go to the sex club where the dude poked you and shout at the top of your lungs
>>79082732
Oh, that's real nice
A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAIN!
hey, man. that's not cool.
>>79084688
lol
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face!
>>79084860
https://youtu.be/Vq6WTm23bZI
OH NO HE'S HOT
>>79080010
Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells smelly.
>>79084938
>Thai
I'm dyin
>>79085017
lol
the rest of that line makes sense too
>>79080010
IT'S BIG!
SCARY!
AND PINK!
I WANNA WEAR DIADIES
IMAGINATION
"Wanna see me do it again?"
And then you get behind her and I'll push.
>>79080010
PELVIC THRUST!
Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
Are you feeling it now, Mr.Krabs?
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!
Don't forget to pelvic woo!
>>79086270
I'm too lazy to go back and format the spoilers correctly, probably why all I have is imagination
>>79080010
CUZ IT AIN'T THERE cuz storing dead niggers AIN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS, that's why.
CHOCOLATE
>>79080010
I said assertive, not insertive!
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOO
>>79084938
>>79085022
Man that Greek guy wasn't even trying
"And I only cried for 20 minutes."
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I NEEEEEED IT
Billy put that down! It has germs on it!
>>79087190
Just like the rest of his country
"My best friend, and my ex-best friend, and... Rubber Bath Toys!"
>>79080239
I ripped my pants
Would you like some cheese on that, sir?
Wait, so you're telling me you're not a woman?
Am I the biggest loser on the beach?
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT !
>>79087588
Haha
Ha
Ha...
I'm sorry, Anon ;_;
Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are ya?
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
>are ya ready kids?! I caaan't heaar yoouuu
Put that thing away. There are like children here.
>>79080010
We love you kevin!
It'll go right to your thighs!
And then you'll blow up.
Oh! So that's what I taste like.
>>79080010
>/co/
>sexual encounters
>ever
You mean like the ones that DO NOT EXIST?
You're good, you're good, you're good...
>>79084938
>Czech
did he say 'DA FUUUUUU'?
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
It was BIG, SCARY, and PINK
>>79080677
Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates!
>>79080074
I came here to post this
>>79101836
Thanks for sharing.
>>79091745
;_; is an acceptable emoticon on 4chan, newfriend.
>>79084938
The Itallian one sounds like fuckin' Luigi.
