What's he trying to convey with this expression?
that he's a terrible actor
Absolute disgust corrupts absolutely
>>79011663
He's trying not to call Batman retarded but it's like he's dealing with a child.
>>79011701
Only the Sith deal in absolutes
>>79011663
>I could be playing WoW right now.
>>79011663
>>79011701
>>79011737
why is superman balding?
>>79011663
Disappointment. In you, specifically.
>>79011737
So is Bruce Wayne
>>79011663
"I want to snap his neck so bad."
>>79011663
You know when you try to fart, but suddenly you can feel shit slam up against your butthole and you manage to clench your ass closed just at the last minute but you're not SURE if some got out so you need to go to the bathroom like RIGHT NOW to check?
That's that expression.
>>79011770
Because balding is a /tv/ meme and it actually used to be a sign of manliness in 40s-50s
>>79012015
>balding is a meme
i need to leave this board
>>79011663
I'm fed up with your shit, so knock it the fuck off.
>>79011686
Everyone who has seen the Man from UNCLE swears he is tremendously better in it than MoS. It suggests to me that Cavill is like players traded to other teams because they are shit where they are who become all stars at their new team. A talented player will be shit in the hands of a coach that can't draw out or effectively apply their talent. A talented actor will be shit in the hands of a director that can't draw out or effectively apply their talent. Snyder may do great action, but continuing the analogy, he should have only ever been a coordinator. He's never been talented enough to be a head coach.
I don't mind comic book movie discussion on /co/, but could you at least leave the /tv/ epic memes on /tv/?
DISAPPOINTED
Does anybody have that old /co/ comic?
I think it was just titled "What would really happen if Superman fought Batman."
In the first panel it's got Batman and Superman squaring off, face to face. In the second, it's got Superman putting his fist through Batman's head.
It used to get posted on /co/ like every day, but I haven't seen it i years. And that strikes me as odd, given this movie's production.
>>79011701
Why does he look so weird here?
>>79011663
Disdain
Seriously, /co/, you need to go outside and talk to real people sometimes, you'd know that if you did, since that's how most people would look at you.
>>79011663
Bemused resignation
>>79011770
Why are you an idiot?
>>79011663
Constipation, obviously
>>79012495
This?
>>79011663
Pity, he's talking to a furry who thinks he does good beating up insane people.
>>79012362
Cavill is fantastic in Man from U.N.C.L.E. and he was good in Tudors. He was bland in MoS but mostly because he didn't have much to work with. Snyder's Superman just isn't that rich a character and Adams and Cavill don't really have any chemistry between them. Adams herself said in some interview that it always felt like she was "preying" on a guy 10 years her junior. She was joking, of course, but she's not completely wrong about that.
I just hope that with Batman to play against, Cavill will have more to do as Clark.
>>79012663
It's a pretty fun comic, batman bantering superman at the end cracked me up
>that entire clip
people were paid real money for this
>>79012663
nah, it was much more crudely drawn.
>Is this guy fucking autistic?
>Did he seriously try to crash a fucking car into me?
>I can level an entire skyscraper by looking at it funny, holy shit, he did not try to pull a fucking Caitlyn Jenner on me.
>Christ, look at his gay little outfit. What is he supposed to be a cat or something?
>Alright, I'm not beating the shit out of some retarded orphan. I'll give him a warning, maybe it'll break through to him.
>Okay, that should--
>Oh, tell me this nigga isn't still talking shit at me.
>Do I bleed? What the fuck does that even mean? What, does he think I'm full of helium like a fucking balloon?
>To hell with this, I've gotta walk Krypto.
>>79011663
Mixture of befuddlement and annoyance.
>>79011770
Because most men, when they get around 30, start having their hairline recede. It doesn't necessarily mean they'll go bald though.
>>79013928
But he's always had a high hairline. Same as Jude Law, David Tennant or Matt Bomer. I don't know why he's the only one to get targeted for it, especially considering how good-looking he actually is.
>>79014053
Jude Law is actually balding though.
>>79013667
pretty accurate t b h familia
>>79014108
Maybe, I'm not his personal physician. But his hairline also looks nothing like >>79014053
>>79013667
I love this look of his
>>79011663
"Ugh"
>>79012362
>>79012686
Snyder can't direct his actors for shit. Michael Shannon was the best actor in MoS but he could have been way better.
It's funny how people think Batman tried to hit him with batmobile, and not that he appeared out of nowhere so Bruce couldn't dodge and even kicked the batmobile, destroying someone's property (there's even a RV in the set)
Fucking jerk.
>>79011663
Trying to look tough but his heart isn't in it. Probably more annoyance than anything.
>>79012562
Calm down Henry, you're still hot even bald.
>>79014448
This. Michael Shannon was wasted on the movie, and so were Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner. Hell, even Amy Adams is usually a lot better than that.
>>79013160
>>79014499
Superman definitely came in and surprised Batman, but his car would have been a lot more fucked up if Superman didn't kick it.
>>79014801
Maybe, but he wouldn't have caused a explosion on the other stuff
>>79014728
Amy was definitely the most wasted.
What do you think is his attitude in this scene? Is he trying to shut Batman down? Has Batman already gone looking for him and he's confronting him?
Why is he, for lack of a better term, so serious? Makes me think Batman has tested him already.
>>79015034
He's pissed, so I'm guessing this isn't their first meeting.
>>79012686
The chemistry probably isn't helped by the fact Cavill is so deep in the closet he just buttfucked Aslan.
>>79015034
Batman probably did some of his classic retarded "I'm Batman" shit to piss Superman off.
>>79015034
But what could Batman have done earlier without even having the armor? Doesn't make any sense
The most logical answer is that Lex is also manipulating Supes (maybe through the government) to fight Batman, so Batman will get pissed and fight back. But it's a stupid plan... what if Superman doesn't restrain?
>>79015034
Lex is coercing him to confront Batman by holding his mom hostage.
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/03/25/why-are-batman-and-superman-fighting-in-batman-v-superman
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/09/10/superman-getting-elbowed-out-of-superman-movie
Atleast, according to Faraci. His half hearted threat also seems to play into that.
This seems like their first confrontation at least.
I really want to like this movie but
>"Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it."
God is that a terrible line.
If he had cut that line and left the others it would have been decent.
>>79011663
You just told him a joke that was so bad that he gives this look if "just.....no" before walking away and you keep kn going "but it's funny right?"
>>79011663
>"I'm not mad at you"
>"I'm just disappointed."
>>79015266
Supes is stupid if he's confronting Batman like that just because he's being coerced. I think Lex taking his mom will happen only later.
>>79011663
"You're even more of a deranged violent freak than I thought you were. Fuck's sake! Gotham, what a shithole! I can't wait to fly home and bang Lois."
>>79015230
>2016
>still this shit
5/10, had me react
>>79015034
Clark's pretty unhappy with Batman in his scene with Bruce and that surely takes place before all this.
He's looking at the RT score the movie will get
>>79011663
>Oh God, I have to hold it in.
>It's too much if I do it in front of him it's all over.
>That's right, intimidate him.
>Don't let him know how desperate you are.
>Good, good.
>Fly.
>Get out of the atmosphere and do it, Clark.
>Just fart.
>>79011663
Man Cavill and Affleck look emotionless.
What the hell Snyder, you have the guy who made the town and another that made the man of U.N.C.L.E
>>79012495
I have it right here anon
>>79016064
Hey, the same happened to Jon Hamm in Sucker Punch
>>79014499
People are conditioned to think Superman is incapable of doing wrong or being an asshole
>>79011663
What's he trying to convey with this?
>>79016385
>the problem with you Clark, is that you never had the balls to do the obvious
said the fag who doesn't have the balls to kill the joker
>>79016787
I always liked how Batman sculpted his cowl to frown at all times.It shows a good deal of self-awareness.
Although considering he's trying to beat up Superman he might still not have enough.
>>79016787
>Man I hope they fire Snyder and let me in charge after this.
>>79011663
"I think I left the stove on."
>>79016866
Oh God I hope so.
>>79016385
Is this supposed to be a joke about the mindset of batfags?
>>79016916
>*Gasp*
>"My croissants!"
>>79016391
If good actors become dull in Snyder's movies, what happens to model-type extras turned actresses?
>>79017067
I think it's a joke about how Frank Miller writes Batman desu
>>79017067
>>79017252
No, Frank Cho hates Superman. He IS the batfag.
>>79016832
Yeah, it's a pretty cool concept, but to sell it 100% he needs to be scowling at all times. When he raises his eyebrows in surprise or disbelief, and gapes his mouth a bit, he looks a bit retarded. No real way around it without CGI mask.
>>79015034
Batman has a gift for pissing people off.
>>79017584
Never really having read much DC, why the fuck doesn't Batman just punch Green Lantern and take his ring. Seems to me like his will-power is pretty much maxed.
>>79017628
>why the fuck doesn't Batman just punch Green Lantern and take his ring
Forcefields. And if it was someone like Hal it wouldn't just be one punch, there'd be a brawl.
>>79017859
Fine, but has he never tried to get the ring? Or has the ring distributer dudes not given him one? I recall something like this, and I know that Batman gets the yellow ring at some point.
>>79017910
Hal let him try it on but Bruce doesn't want to let go of the past and deal with his parents dying so all he did was cry and make a shitload of bat constructs.
>>79017628
Bruce is barely willing to ever leave Gotham, let alone Earth.
>>79013667
I'm glad they are finally showing Batman as the autist he has always been.
>>79018602
I kekt.
Dull surprise?
>>79013667
>>79018602
The absolute madman!
It's almost as if everyone is forgetting that Cavill was really good as Clark Kent in the second trailer. They're now judging him from a 20 second snippet where he's fucking pissed and tries to contain an anger burst.
>>79015034
Batman is fucking torturing people and instilling fear, you know. Superman is fucking pissed. Watch the second trailer.
>>79017628
It might seem like that, but it isn't so. Batman has a pretty high willpower, probably second out of the JL, but Hal's is just next level. Plus I think rings are all keyed to their wearers since Kyle.
>>79018869
>people
Criminals.
>>79017628
Because "Willpower" is an abstract concept that doesn't mean anything. Every superhero has a ridiculous amount of what we'd call Willpower, but whenever they put on the ring and try to use it, it's the toughest thing in the world, just so the writers can prove that Hal/Whoever is the best.
>>79016787
>What the fuck, man?
>Do you know how much this thing costs?
>>79017628
Hal let him try on the ring once
all Batman could do was scream and make bats
>>79016787
>Shitting my pants, must think of something cool and dark and mysterious to say.
>>79016385
>Even in a Batfag's biggest, most blatant fantasy wank, Batman admits that Superman could literally slap him into a million pieces if he wanted to.
>>79017287
Kek
>>79012362
he wasn't that good in UNCLE it's just that everyone seems good in a based Ritchie film as long as its not Sherlock Holmes
>>79018815
>>Cavill was really good as Clark Kent in the second trailer
bitch where ??? the entire second trailer was a fucking flop
>>79011663
he just saw Man of Steel and he can't decide if he wants to break shit in a rage or sit down and cry
>>79015034
Bamtan is back and doing shit and Superman comes and tells him to stop being an insane dude running around doing shit becuz he can handle the natural disassters and let the cops handle crimes
>>79011663
He's itching inside his asshole and is trying to clench hard enough to scratch it with his sphincter, while hoping no one notices.
>>79017287
But he will
>>79011663
"I hope nobody smells that..."
>>79011770
because they can't do hair implants on the man of steel.
>>79016958
>>79016866
If it's a success, they have no reason to fire Snyder. If it's a failure, they have no reason to retain Affleck.
The best he can hope for is being given the reins of a later project, but it won't be JL and it may not even be Batman.
>>79011770
Because English.
>>79011770
He's doing the OPM workout
Once he loses all his hair Batman is fucked
>>79022884
The entire thing before Lex comes in was good.
>>79018602
I'm an idiot for not realizing earlier that he's lighting it in the armored suit in that scene to fight superman. god I'm a dumbass
>>79015034
Given Clark's attitude during previous trailers when talking about articles on the Bat Vigilante, he probably thinks Batman's methods are too cruel and he views him more as a criminal. Since Metropolis and Gotham are apparently neighbors in this universe, Clark probably thinks he should step in and intervene as Superman.
With Bruce's jaded attitude and obession with bringing Superman down in the mix, they'll inevitably meet each other on bitter terms at first.
>>79012686
Being Cavill must be suffering
>see they're making a new Superman movie
>try out
>actually get the part
>super fucking excited, get to show the whole world you're Superman
>director winds up being complete shit and makes the movie suck
>people think you're an awful actor
>locked in contract for many more Superman movies all with the same hack of a director
>>79017184
Sucker Punch happens
>>79031910
How based can batman get?
>>79017584
What's this from?
>>79016787
>I hope this eyeliner comes off cleanly.
>>79011663
>be in school
>kid keeps saying he's going to kick your ass
>goes on about all the martial arts he knows
>he finally works up the courage to hit you
>instead of destroying him like you should, you just hold him down until he stops flailing
>through sobs he continues to say he's going to beat you up
That is what Superman's dealing with.
>>79017584
>My name is Kal El
The fuck is this bullshit
>>79011770
you're balding
>>79032698
For Tomorrow
>>79024733
Why would he do that? I would think he'd be glad to be the subject of the best superhero film since The Dark Knight.
>>79024733
Nah, he said he was okay with the criticism
>>79031194
There's always a chance they'll change the director. Also guest appearances in other characters' movies.
>>79011663
"My chin's better than your chin, my chin's better than yours."
>>79032930
Cavill did say that Clark is like a Superdad
>>79011663
Shit feeling
>>79035697
>Both Captain America's and Superman's actors are the nicest actors in the superhero movie business
Man they really did pick'em huh?
>>79011663
He's just realizing all the women in his life have first names and surnames that start with the letter L.
>>79035769
Well one can't act at all (and dates trannies), so they're kinda forced to be humble.
>>79035821
Cavill dates trannies? When did this come to light?
>>79035769
They're so dreamy
>>79035821
You can almost taste the jealousy in this reply. It's okay, anon. You'll find someone who'll love you for who you are.
>>79035837
I feel like I can call Evans a qt and still feel comfortably heterosexual.
>>79011663
He's trying to prove that he doesn't have as much forehead as Peyton Manning does.
>>79016385
Isn't Lois a pultizer prize winner though?
>>79017628
>Batman
>Using a ring
It would just be bats, dead parents, and pearls bouncing all over the place. Batman has no imagination
>>79035837
Man of Subtlety strikes again
>>79036047
At least he has good taste. The Avengers crew were so hungry for female attention they ogled Scarlett Johansson
>>79011663
>>79011701
[BALDING INTENSIFIES]
>>79036047
Who's the qt Slutman is distracting?
>>79036158
>they ogled Scarlett Johansson
Who wouldnt?
>>79036158
They also have Agent Tittymonster, and Olsen is quite waifuable.
>>79036047
>''BALD OFF CAP, YOU AND ME''
>>79036264
Yes. Agent Tittymonster.
>>79036264
I doubt Agent Tittymonster will appear in anymore movies. Even in granny make-up
>>79036343
>General Hux got to fondle those tits
That lucky bastard
>>79036368
Have you seen her boyfriend?
As long as you shower frequently and you are not deformed, you have a chance with her.
>>79036399
Oh god, why did I google him
>>79011663
disbelief that he's being pestered by an old rich guy wearing a bat suit.
>>79036835
How old is Bruce supposed to be in this movie anyway?
>Superman can play judge, jury, and executioner as demonstrated by his murder of Zod
>forbids Batman from doing the same thing.
Someone explain.
>>79036983
Superman values human life
Zod isn't human
>>79014730
This is cheating cause it implies superman has no Morales. then again, superman doesn't fight dirty even without Morales.
>>79036959
He said "20 years in Gotham" so probably late 40's.
>>79011728
I like this one.
>>79037098
>late 40s
>calls 30-year-old "son"
no wonder Supes is pissed
>>79036983
>self-righteous Alien bullies
>>79036959
46.
>>79011663
>he didn't put out the fire
>>79016787
>Those burritos had to many beans on them must fart quietly
>mfw batfags are butthurt
thank you based snyder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnw3UtaQVpg
>>79015230
He dated Gina Carano (and lived with her in one of the beach towns in the LA area, I used to see them at the beach - jogging, doing shit, all the time) who was in that movie with Channing Tatum, I'm too fussed right now to bother looking her up, but she's more a marital arts person than an actor.
>>79016385
Where is Supes fist through Batdude's face? I assume there's more or a different comic.
>>79022670
He was pretty good in The Tudors. There's stuff from Britain he was good in, plus he was sufficiently better in the Greek themed movie he did before MoS that shows he could be fine in an action film sans Snyder.
>>79040197
Who's the scary girl?
>There are people on this board right now who think Batman will be seen as in the wrong by the public
>>79043311
Normies are idiots
>>79011663
He is conflicted on how to handle a retard in a batsuit who just tried to hit him with a car
>>79036247
People with eyes
>>79018602
I lost my shit
>>79047370
You mean faggots?
>>79036264
>Benedict Cumberpatch is getting eyefuls of Rachel McAdams booty
>Tom Holland can /ss/ with Aunt May and will probably get semen demons cast as MJ/Gwen/Betty
>Captain Marvel could very well be a hot musclegirl
The boners are coming
>>79011663
Acting
>Tell me, do you bleed?It may sound absurd but don't be naïve
Even heroes have the right to bleed
>>79035410
pretty sure that isn't Bizarro
