Good evening owls of /co/,
Bolts!
>>78993783
Charlie started off so mellow. Now, he mad.
>>78993783
Hello Storyteller.
So this could lead to something good.
>>78983494
>>78993852
But it is still berlanti and guggenheim though
>>78993852
LOSH? on MY tv??
>>78993852
so many emotions about that
>>78993880
Would you rather have half-assed Legion or no Legion at all?
>>78993852
>LOSH
>Jonah Hex
nice
>>78993895
Way way back in 2008 or so OP
>>78993852
If it gives a potentially good LOSH comic then I'm ok with it
>>78993895
my guess is Rip makes a reference to them
>>78993909
man I don't even know at this point
tho tv=better chance of reprints so there's that
>>78993910
>Jonah Hex
I'm still fucking psyched about that. Can we get some other Western characters too? Some Batlash? Nighthawk and Cinnamon? (tie it into the Hawks, for chrissakes) El Diablo maybe?
>>78993909
In terms of Berlanti/Guggenheim?
No Legion at all.
And I don't regret that opinion.
>>78993941
This is a good case though.
>>78993895
so how are you owls today?
I pruned one of the monster rose bushes and so my hands are a mess
>>78993973
Pretty sad over Alan Rickman. ;_;
But okay otherwise.
>>78993958
the Hawks tarot card (The Lovers, natch) shows them in their western incarnation
>>78993973
>so how are you owls today?
Okay, better than I was at this point last weekPreparing to go in drunk-tweeting the GOP debate with a couple friends
>>78994019
aha, who the narrator is
>>78994035
bless your heart, I'm not even listening to His Rudeness do it
>>78993895
>monkey
Seriously?
>LOSH? on MY tv??
Possibly. The prevailing theory seems to be that the reference will be XS appearing on Flash.
>>78993973
started dark souls and my god. i'm avoiding sadness about the celeb deaths with rage at video games.
also got the past few issues of Island so i've got a nice stack of new comics
that LOSH news got my head spinningalso /co/ is real /pol/ today and :I
>>78994056
I'm reading some Remender Cap
Damn, Stuart Immonen is a fucking good artist. Is he still being wasted on Star Wars?
>>78993973
Pretty good.
Got insanely cold but finished getting the Q&W digital rips for next week
>>78993973
kinda tired, binging on TV
how are you OP?
>>78994056
>bless your heart, I'm not even listening to His Rudeness do itI'm doing it as an actual registered GOP voter. A lot of times when other people cover these events it's just GOD ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID WHY ARE THEY TALKING. Bitching about politics with other repubs comes down heavy on the candidates but I think it's more fun because they take the piss out of more specific things.
>>78994094
I read a few issues of Star Wars and he's better there than wasted on Bendis stuff.
I think he and his wife have a creator owned coming out this year too so that's nice
>>78993973
>So how are you owls today?
Okay, I think. There seems to have been some sort of fuck up with my laptop's latest update, and now it keeps turning itself back on after a while when I have it sleep or hibernate.
I honestly do not know what the fuck that's about, but if it keeps up after shutting off completely, I'm just gonna have to unplug it and take the battery out so that it becomes physically impossible to turn itself off. If that doesn't work, then I may end up proving that ghosts exist.
>>78993909
I don't really care about TV, but comics-wise I worry that half-assed could do even more harm to the LoSH than has already been done. Let them rest until somebody has something is worth reading and won't risk yet another reboot.
>>78994193
I had that issue with my desktop when I updated to Win10--there's something in the settings telling it to check for updates and then it powers itself back on.
http://www.tenforums.com/general-discussion/22452-pc-turning-itself-hibernation.html
>>78994268
Uhoh, back to Mr. Crazypants
Buy Pile Guy, who I usually think is an idiot, didn't like SW either, but he hated all of Hickmanvengers. Half for the wrong reasons, to be fair.
the next DKIII mini comic is God Hal!
http://www.comicbookresources.com/comic-previews/dark-knight-universe-presents-green-lantern-1-dc-comics-2016
>>78994296
Oh shit look who's in the new Carol book >>78994307
i have a weakness for Puck, as long as he's still drinking as hard as ever
>>78994352
JRjr should be doing the main series.
His riff on TDKSA Miller isPERFECT
>>78994296
>Buy Pile Guy, who I usually think is an idiot, didn't like SW either, but he hated all of Hickmanvengers. Half for the wrong reasons, to be fair.
>"Secret Wars" #9 is, as a story, terribly unimaginative and relentlessly predictable. Two beings with every reason to hate each other, stratospheric IQs and wholly godlike powers devolve into punching. The climactic conflict scene is visually rendered as a wacky portrait. The "Bobby Ewing Stepping Out Of The Shower" climax was a gross miscalculation unworthy of one of the eight smartest people in the world. So, as a story, this is a mess and wholly unworthy of your money. As a wiki entry, setting up an all new, largely not-so-different Marvel Universe, it's fantastic, especially for what happens with Reed and Sue, explaining their absence from the modern Marvel continuity in a denouement that's poignant and kind of beautiful in its symmetry and simplicity. So ... a beautifully depicted mixed bag, all around.
oh my
>>78994367
But wait--shouldn't her name be Jeanne-Marie?
Jean is a man's name.
>>78994352
Yay
>>78994367
Hey they're called Alpha Flight!
>>78994398
It legit took me a long time to believe it was him.
>>78994258
Interesting, because I haven't gotten Windows 10. Though it's comforting to know I'm not the only one this has happened to.
Computer issues are the weirdest damn things. It's amazing wacky shit a sequence of numbers can cause.
>>78994418
I checked several sources to make sure it was listed right.
Holy shit.
It just works damn well.
>>78994418
I'm surprised they haven't renamed Alpha Flight the Northern Avengers or something.
>>78994508
Now that I think on it why isn't Lemire doing Alpha Flight stuff
>>78994553
because he's bad at writing teams, even if they're based in Canada
>>78994568
I guess there's time to fix it since it's a preview, but that's still sloppy shit
Providence #8 solicit came out!
Looks like it might be either Whisperer in the Darkness or Arthur Jermyn.
>>78994613
>>78994594
yeah, giving Lemire more teams is idiocy
>>78994773
so how about Zemo's keikaku skills last night, eh
>>78994735
Why has Lemire gotten so many teams in the first place
>JLD
>TTEO
>JLU
>EXM
Every time he gets one he's like "I fucked up the last one so I won't fuck up this one!!"
>>78994735
Y'know, these Secret Empire guys are kinda lame.
>yeah, giving Lemire more teams is idiocy
I really feel like he could do a decent team book if he had a co-writer to help him keep it all straight.
>>78994614
nice!
>>78994812
to be fair he is very slowly improving
>>78994812
Yeah, his first admission of weakness on teams was charming for its honesty, the second was 'go fuck yourself'
>>78994823
It's hard to gauge since you can really only rely on the Regular Cover - but it's a study with some asian artifacts in it.
Those two combined only bring to mind those two stories.
>>78994875
>"Animal Man?"
It was only barely amusing the first time.
>>78994793
I have the feeling he liked playing James Bond.
>>78994793
>So how about Zemo's keikaku skills last night, eh?
You gotta give the guy credit for pulling the same con twice. That takes balls.
>>78994814
Just a little wrinkle? Also, you're a terrible dad.
>>78994932
Well. I guess FabNic knew Charcoal had to go, because this has been quite the downward spiral for him.
>>78994875
yeah no kidding
I believed him the first time, never again
>>78994814
>It's almost like he resents us for horribly torturing him for days on end!
>>78994971
I love the letter summation of all the keikaku here
>>78994935
Also it's a serious "oh no, he's hot" thing. He's good at it!
>>78994971
https://web.archive.org/web/20121020143335/http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?325282-DC-s-Diversity-According-to-Ian-Sattler&s=995737a99447c2689fcbe22d62a301f9&p=11336873&viewfull=1#post11336873 is relevant here.
(I'd just screencap it except I think my PrtSc button is broken.)
>>78994875
>"superiorists"
Okay no. These Imperials can go fuck themselves.
I hope Charlie turns them all into crispy bacon.
>>78995049
hahaha, fucking Wizard
>>78995049
This particular mistruth has perpetuated itself for a while even though I've corrected it several times. You mean not everything on Wikipedia is double-sourced, much less sourced at all? Wow.
I was NEVER asked by ANYONE at Marvel to kill Charcoal off. I had decided to do that all on my own completely independent of any contest problems (at that time on TBolts, I was single-handedly trying to give every reader and editor in comics a reason to want a "no-killing" or "dead means dead" rule :-).
It was AFTER I provided a multi-issue outline where I explained when and how the character would return that I was informed by my editor not to worry about his return, since there were RUMBLINGS of legal complications with his use. Nothing definite just grumbling. So I continued with my story, killed Charcoal off, knowing I had a plan to bring either him or his alter-ego Charlie Burlingame back if I were able to.
During that interim after his "death" was when I was told because of hassles with the contest legalities, it wasn't worth bringing him back, so I didn't. End of story. I know it's not as insidiously interesting as if there really had been some kind of conspiracy, but that's the truth.
>>78995049
> I was NEVER asked by ANYONE at Marvel to kill Charcoal off. I had decided to do that all on my own completely independent of any contest problems (at that time on TBolts, I was single-handedly trying to give every reader and editor in comics a reason to want a "no-killing" or "dead means dead" rule :-).
>It was AFTER I provided a multi-issue outline where I explained when and how the character would return that I was informed by my editor not to worry about his return, since there were RUMBLINGS of legal complications with his use. Nothing definite just grumbling. So I continued with my story, killed Charcoal off, knowing I had a plan to bring either him or his alter-ego Charlie Burlingame back if I were able to.
>During that interim after his "death" was when I was told because of hassles with the contest legalities, it wasn't worth bringing him back, so I didn't. End of story. I know it's not as insidiously interesting as if there really had been some kind of conspiracy, but that's the truth.
welp
>>78995049
thanks for finding that, anon
Ohhhh, old CBR forums. Such a cesspit, with some gems.
>>78995150
>Such a cesspit
they were such a cesspit that they totally nuked it themselves! how often does that happen
>>78995150
BTW we're 100% reading New Warriors some time, too
Except for that one volume Skottie Young did because that art makes me cry. Seriously, what the FUCK.
https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/687803114699657216
kek
JRJR did a Grayson cover and it's beautiful
>>78995037
>>78995192
I gotta give them props for nuking everything and building everything back up with stricter rules
They wanted it to be less of a cesspit so gosh darn it, they actually tried to make it less of a cesspit.It kinda sorta worked but not really
>>78995217
GMTA
M
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>>78995217
>>78995213
And they had a problem with the guns BEFORE
>>78995213
That volume honestly doesn't even feel like New Warriors. It's the "superheroes as reality TV" thing you see in the first few pages of Civil War.
>>78995213
>>78995217
hahah that's awesome
I wonder what variant theme that is, JRJR month?
>>78995260
I guess it's slightly less shit than before? still pretty shit though
>>78995213
>>78995217
Why is Janin the only one that can do good Grayson covers
Like he had a good movie variant and the gay one by Jimenez but that's it
>>78995213
So...Dick has a bionic arm?
>>78995304
that Jimenez one, that was some quality
>>78995296
Yeah. I just can't even with it.
BTW, accepting liquor donations for the Storytime of WHY? that might be Fightbolts.
>>78995300
>I wonder what variant theme that is, JRJR month?
I can dream
>>78995300
>I guess it's slightly less shit than before? still pretty shit though
Mods seem to step in if things get too heated and straight up insults start flying but other than that it seems to be the same.
>>78995213
The New Warriors interest me slightly because they were a thing Marvel kept trying to push, but never really caught on.
>>78995217
Wow, could he give less of a fuck? Let's try to show a bit of enthusiasm, circus brat.
>>78995339
dat Cap reference to Justice and Firestar
Vance is such a husbando
dat Zemo double entendre. Zirch draws handsome mens.
>>78995363
the shades just casually in his other hand make it
>>78995339
Careful Zemo. You're indifference to others might send up some warning flags.
>>78995339
>that Jimenez one, that was some quality
Same
He and the colorist managed to make the sweat beads not look like Dick partook in a bukkake
>>78995420
Zirch did the MADE OF WOOD story with Alan and Batsy, after all.
oh Karla, flashing the girls
>>78995422
the shades make me wonder if it's supposed to be an homage to something but I dunno
>>78995605
dat Clint
>>78995627
All things considered,couldn't Clint just fake his death,and pretend to be a Citizen V?
>>78995462
Is anyone else hoping that Karla ultimately convinces Graviton to either get a job or kill himself? Because either one would be very satisfying.
>>78995736
Clint would be 100% shitty at pretending to not be Clint, bless his heart.
>>78995773
Wasn't that a thing in BendisVengers? Who is Ronin and then it was Clint?
>>78995761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhM26EKmrU
>>78995828
Yes, and it was executed with typical Bendis skill and style
>>78995960
well, we know ionic people are pretty much impossible to kill...
>>78995987
FIXER, DAMMIT
>>78996044
that's not good
>>78995831
>technobabble fight
Reverse polarity of the neutron flow! Utilize multi-modal reflection sorting!
>>78996068
Zemo knows it's all Fixer's fucking fault.
>>78996183
so what's next week
solicits when
>>78995828
Ronin just makes me think of Echo, then makes me mad.
>>78996228
Jupiter's Circle man!
And solicits are pouring out.
Crossed +106 starts in March
>>78996228
>so what's next week
Sinestro has gotten bumped up to a third week book! also MMH
>solicits when
monday probably
>>78996228
Solicits should be next Monday/Tuesday, right?
We may get a few early ones tomorrow or Saturday.
Also the Poison Ivy mini finally comes out. Curious to see how Amy Chu handles her and I want to see some delicious Clay Mann art
>>78996228
well look at this edgelord
another mutant, lol
>>78996339
GET READY TO GET OBSCURE
>>78996339
Hummus Sapien?
>>78996141
It's ALWAYS Fixer's fault. First he betrays the team to suck Zemo's cock, then turns himself into an insane robot, and now he's let some horrible reality warping abomination loose upon the world. He technically already got to the part where he straight up murders his past self and makes the time-space continuum shit itself.
Fixer is kind of a fucking idiot with a woefully ironic name.
>>78996432
Fixer's profoundly amoral and this gets him into all kinds of shenanigans
>>78996462
You know, this is a little far down the rabbit hole even for me
>>78996494
F O O M
>>78996339
>>78996356
>unfairly depraved of his existence for a very long time
Meta as FUCK.
>>78996533
FIN FANG FOOM!
has absolutely no genitals whatsoever.
>>78996571
Damn, what was it that you storytimed that I did a whole Nextwave riff of?
>>78996462
And he's not just amoral in the self-centered way a lot of villains are, he's very prone to going with arbitrary whims and rash impulses.
>>78996599
>>78996624
Wait, wasn't that new 52 Stormwatch, and it wasn't me?
>>78996660
Yes!
I remembered it being Stormwatch, but all my mind brought up was old school SW haha.
>>78996654
Right, he's amoral in the way that toddlers are amoral--they just want to watch the world burn.
>>78996679
HOOT HOOT
>>78996708
God, I remember the optimism at Starlin's first issue.
And only Gates hit near the mark.
>>78996727
I remember the first "Hey guys, Midnighter got raped by owls" thread
good times
>>78996764
The first fan art.
It wasn't good...but it kept giving.
>>78996764
Comic books, ladies and gentlemen!
>>78996764
I miss those times
>>78996727
>God, I remember the optimism at Starlin's first issue.
>They're in their classic costumes! This might be goo--oh shit
>>78996764
that was a treasure
>>78996826
Steve Orlando always favs Midnighter/owls art, because he's cool like that
>>78996867
he favs Dicknighter art too
>>78996849
Oh yeah, that's exactly how I saw it.
>old costumes
>properly affectionate
>rape alien owls
Yup
>>78996867
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/52588768/#q52588768
>>78996959
Is it wrong that I remembered the
>born in Kosovo
posts?
>>78997026
>Luka Trentovich, from Kosovo
>>78997026
No, because that's just the random icing on the WTF cake of HOOT HOOT
>>78996959
>Where can I get raped by owls? I already have edgy "nothing matters" nihilistic attitude.
>The zoo
>hide dead mice in your anus and sneak in at night
Fuck it's all coming back
>>78996959
>cut to Karla and Graviton
OH! I think I know where this is going.
>>78996811
I'm sure Scream has a reason for being in this book, but it certainly isn't clear what that is yet.
>>78997041
Hahah it hurts
>>78997050
I think the "origin of the chin spike" may rival it
>>78997112
NGL, I would totally read that Gateswatch book, Middy telling the kid to stay in school was wonderful
>>78997026
No, it's totally right.
>>78997112
>bionic-jawed assassin named Cottonmouth
I'm not sure whether it's admirable or pitiable that these supervillains stick their gimmick no matter how stupid it is.
>>78997141
>Street Burrito
It had some good moments indeed.
>>78997150
Smooth
>>78997199
If you're gonna go, go all out!
>>78997060
Guess what else is coming.
>>78997234
I wish I could send the smell of my roses over the internet. It's really sublime right now.
>>78997267
(It kind of froze once here in November and hasn't since. Everything's kind of confused, accordingly)
>>78997363
Citizen V don't take no shit
Citizen V for President
>>78997406
>Citizen V for President
Honestly Zemo what's taking you. If Lex can do it
>>78997406
I know, I know, politics, but this is like my favorite Twitter account
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/687829622889803776
>>78997448
>>78997434
well, he's definitely not a natural-born US citizen
>>78997406
What the President needs is a sword.
>>78997505
Doctoral graduates in Scandinavia get a sword. And a cool hat.
>>78997567
GREAT TIMING, ASSHOLE
leave it here?
>>78997505
Why not TWO swords?
>>78997472
He can use a puppet and run as VP!then the president will have an accident...if only captain america had done his job. Maybe superheroes need to train and register so this won't happen again
>>78997363
>>78997267
Not sure why, but this reminds me of that documentary, Life After People.
But even more so reminds me of this. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-804
>>78996764
>>78997622
He needs a spare hand to carry the big stick.
>>78997472
>>78997545
>>78997567
Huh. That's a refreshing twist on the godlike being of mass destruction concept. He just... fucking leaves because he doesn't like that he's hurting people. Nice.
>>78997622
>not once ever do you ever get to wear a Solidus tentacle pack
I swear, Metal Gear does everything it can to piss me off.
>>78997882
>>not once ever do you ever get to wear a Solidus tentacle pack
MGS2 really got left out of all the fun stuff
>>78997596
So how about we pick it up tomorrow, owls?
thanks for reading!
>>78997926
I hope Midnighter and Grifter reunite in Grayson and SeeKing reference how homoerotic their interactions often are
>>78997926
I was listening to a podcast talking about how Orlando made Midnighter great and how all the other Wildstorm guys just kinda disappeared and I really need to like tweet them to reread Grayson a little closer.
anyway thanks for posting!
>>78997926
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Let's hope Johns' hint leads to more Legion stuff. Give us a new ongoing at least.
>>78998002
Make sure if you're sigiling that you specific the right King!
>>78997567
Ogre got one respectful sendoff for a Z-lister. I kept figuring he would get randomly killed off by whoever came after Fabnice.
>>78997926
Thank you, OP.
>>78997986
I just realized we have to beg Seeley to work Zealot into NSS somehow
>>78996356
hahaha marvel fucked over this guy hahaha
>>78995150
>>78995213
Good to see Zemo's the same as ever here.
>>78999020
Zemo's gonna Zemo.
So Remender All-New FalCap got six issues before Secret Wars barged in, right? And kind of ended with this cliffhanger of what happened to Nomad--is Spencer treating any of that?
>>79000563
There was a Secret Wars tie in that maybe filled in blanks?
but probably not. I loved that reveal of Nomad in the Dimension Z arc
>>79000563
>>79001016
Jack Nomad or Rikki Nomad?
>>79001067
Neither, new Nomad from the Dimension Z stuff in the pre-FalCap Remender CA
this renumbering/launching shit makes talking about comics fucking annoying
>>79001016
I'll have to look for the tie-in, I guess
>>79001185
Oh, I remember now, Cap's adopted son.
>>79001185
Oh man, that tie-in; the last page is very readable as Rick Remender's last FUCK YOU, if you choose to, damn
>>79002648
That's great.
>>79002693
It leaves all kinds of things open and resolves nothing, and I just can't not read it as meta frustration.
>>79006148
like lightning
>>78993783
Charcoal was a mistake.
>>78996339
>for the crimes against mother earth
So basically the inhuman in uncanny avengers is like this guy
>>79008750
Except this guy had more sense.
>>78994971
Man I miss charcoal.
>>79011838
bamp
>>79014435
ONE MORE BUMP
>>79016194
NEVER THE END!
>>78996356
Nicieza Powerlevels: OVER 9000!
