Happy 21st Birthday, Bruce Wayne!Coincidentally, it's mine as well.
>>78946980
Spoiler Alert
It's gonna be hard to shitpose edginess for this issue.
>>78946988
Storytime'd Robin War Finale here (>>78945353) if anyone's interested
>>78947001
Don't need to resize any images this issue as well.
Just have to navigate capchas.
oh boy i cant wait for superman to melt someones arms off or worse
>>78947016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPHO5Brsd3E
>>78947035
>>78947046
>>78947054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzI-191xhUow the edge
>>78947060
>>78947065
>>78947054
>Superman drinking alcohol and partying with skimpy women
It's official, DC has turned Superman into a Dudebro. They have literally raped the character worse than Lucas did to Star Wars...
>>78947072
>>78947079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQY00k3wK1Y
>>78947085
>>78947091
>>78947100
>>78947091
>Superman having drunk sex
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Called the police. Called the Navy. Called the Army. Nope.
>>78947105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
>>78947072
If Cheetah takes his virginity I swear...
>>78947091
So unless he gave it up to Lana before they broke up, Landis just had Clark lose his virginity to the fucking Cheetah
>>78947113
>>78947110are you triggered?
>>78947124
I'd say Clark is not a virgin.
>>78947122
GO CLARK! WOOOOOO!
>>78946980
Happy birthdayh P.
Totslly got in time this time
>>78947105
>this shitty dialogue
>>78947137
>>78947151
>>78947159
>>78947091
Oh great I can see the dumb "Superman is a rapist!!" articles at the MarySue especially since he doesn’t get drunk, great, the character did not need this.
Also fucking Cheetah, oh wow this is so going to be akward when he has to fight her "Oh hey Diana I fucked your arch nemesis"
>>78947167
>>78947159
>a on eyed guy did weird stuff
>sounds about right
PHRASING!
>>78947171
>>78947091
>>78947060
>>78946980
>this is how Max "all female characters are mary sues" Landis views women
and dc wonders why women prefer marvel
>>78947181
Thanks for reading folks. I'm enjoying this series thus far.
>>78947181
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>this whole issue has been a identity crisis eh?
>>78947193
woah what's this bae.
>>78947193
skipped ads in my last storytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QDNW5mFeg
See ya next month for "Owl".SEEEEX LUTHOOOOOR
>>78947170
>Oh hey Diana I fucked your arch nemesis
Who hasn't? Cheetah was beaten up by Catwoman. No one respects Wonder Woman's villains.
>>78947206
And one last page, for good measure...
>>78947060
It's official, Max Landis doesn't get Superman and just wants to self-insert into him. I'm surprised he didn't dye Ckark's hair rainbow and give him a stupid haircut.
>>78947046
>zsasz
nice
>>78947091
Fuuuuuuuuuck if it has been Selina it would have been better or even Livewire but not Cheetah!
>>78947222
Why is /tv/ up at 5 in the morningwhy am I up at 5 in the morning
>>78947170
>thinking an article at the MarySue or the opinions of people who honestly believe drunk sex is automatically non-consensual will affect anyone's actual view of the character of Superman
It might affect YOUR life because you willingly expose yourself to forums like this where people talk about that kind of shit. The option to leave and spend your life doing something less retarded is ALWAYS open to you, anon. All you have to do is have some willpower and fight the addiction.
>>78947230
Red heads mang.
>>78947218
Man, screw that guy.
>The representative from Gotham has the floor...
>>78947060
>>78947091
>>78947113
remember when Superman use to be a fun inspiring character instead of a edgy dudebro who destroyed school walls angerly, melt people's arms off, gets drunk and bang random chicks he just met, and get into drunken fights?
I wish Superman was Superman again.
>>78947091
>Superman drunk fucked Cheetah
Sounds perfectly in character
>>78947250
Just imagine him getting kicked in the dick over and over again, that'll fix his little red wagon.
>>78947230
It's not as good as Supes and Catwoman or Cheetah and Zoom God tier but I'll take it.
>>78947238
True
>human form cheetah
So fucking normie.
I bet she didn't even claw him in an animalistic sex-rage.
>>78947091
One of Wonder Woman's enemy's took her boyfriends virginity
>>78947091
Dropped
>>78947236
/tv/ likes max landis though because he said how Hollywood is evil because they don't care about original ideas (after he wrote a script for Frankenstein) which they then interpreted as "FUCK CAPESHIT" (despite the fact that Max loves capeshit). bascially /tv/ is dumb
>>78947222
I dunno, I actually like the idea of Clark acting like a normal fucking person when he's young. Superman's better written when he's more relaxed and casual, not a stiff scolding authority figure.
But then, the Superman story I've been waiting my whole life to see someone tell but no one ever has is seeing him go to actual fuckin' college and get a real journalism degree because you can't just walk into a major city paper with no resume or experience and become a news writer, that's retarded, and because personally I believe Clark wouldn't go "I need a job where I hear about news quickly" or "I want to be near Lois" like he is in most continuities, he'd actually CARE about investigative journalism as another avenue to fight crime and corruption.
Birthright almost did it, it starts with him fresh out of college and doing freelance reporting in foreign countries to build up his resume...but I want to see the stories where he makes the decision to pursue that, or see him on-campus, going to classes and living that life, as opposed to some homeless drifter or "living in the Fortress learning Krypton stuff from holo-Jor-El for like a whole decade" bullshit like in the movies.
I thought it was pretty good. Thanks for the storytime, OP. Took me a bit to realize that was Cheetah, but I liked it. It's nice to see Clark have some fun.
>>78947091
>Superman/Catwoman ship happened at least twice
>Now Cheetah gets the Super D
>Farmboy hooking up with animal themed girls
I think I unironically like this
>>78947312
Yeah, same. As someone that hates Max Landis as a person, literally every movie he's contributed to and even his Superman youtube videos, I gotta say I've been enjoying the series so far.
>>78947270
Genius. I'm more of a Mite person myself, any way.
>>78947193
Can't wait for Last Crusade.
>>78947271
>Cheetah and Zoom
Yeah that was good, too bad Hunter is gone and he wouldn't make a good enemy for Barry.
>>78947193
I'm actually liking it a lot more than I expected. Especially after all the fucking hate Max Landis gets on here. He writes a pretty good young Supes. Gonna find the other issues in the archive and read those too, thanks for the storytime!
>>78947091
>DC gives a superman comic to an edgy sexist white kid
>an artist who genuinely loves and gets superman ends up working with Kate Leth for Marvel
>sadfrog.jpeg
>>78947151
Lol I never thought I'd see Deathstroke vs drunk Superman.
>>78947309
It's sort of difficult in that there are a lot of fans that just want him to be Superman 24/7 and don't really care about him as Clark or his "human" side that much. So it tends to get downplayed a lot in stories.
As someone that likes Clark more than Superman, or at least finds him more interesting, I like these kind of stories like we got here.
>>78947403
That's where I'm coming from, I like the Clark side more than any of the masks writers often have him wear on-the-job too.
>>78947403
has there ever been an elsewhere were Clark never adopted a persona, he was just, Clark Kent, superhero?
>>78947151
>last issue Clark burned a dude's arms off
>Clark promises he would never do anything like that again
>launches a guy thousands of feet in the air across the water
>doesn't even check on him to see if the guy can swim
>doesn't check on the guy to make sure he didn't die
So Clark just MURDERED a guy an doesn't give a shit? Even though he made a big deal in the last issue in not killing people?
>>78947001
Thanks.
>>78946980
nice take on the characters, thanks for sharing OP
>>78947468
the guy is deathstroke so he's obviously still alive.
Either way this issue was kind of shit and while I was on the fence with issues 1 and 2 this was the point where it went from being a little rough but interesting to just stupid and shit.
>>78947468
Clark was heavily intoxicated with alcohol and a numbing poison. Dude had no control and he was being threatened by an assassin.
>>78947468
He's hopped up on nerve toxin and probably didn't even remember the fight the next morning,
It's water.
It's Deathstroke.
>>78947485
Clark doesn't know who Deathstroke is and his powers. As far as he knows he just killed a guy with no empathy (when he could of found another way)
I see Max Landis is a big fan of Zimmerman.
Clark-Diana-Barbara ménage à trois when?
Lol
>>78947520
>thinking things through
>while too drunk to speak right
>hey everyone look at me, I'm a straight-edge virgin, I've never left the basement and have no idea living feels like.
>reading DC Comics
>supporting DC comics
>the same company that said Pakistan speaks Pakistanian
>>78947527
>>78947521
What's it called when the "filling" of a sandwich is the dom?
>>78947557
Topping from the middle?
>>78947532
he's SUPERMAN. there is ALWAYS another way. because he's the impossible and can do anything
at least when he use to be written by GOOD writers...
>>78947527
>REMEMBER ME CLARK
>WHEN WE FUCKED ON THAT BOAT
>>78947065
You know I'm ok with the idea of "young Clark Kent parties with rich people" I'd just like a different execution to the story.
>>78947557
puppet master
>>78947608
A different execution than "It was just this one time because of a freak accident and served to give him perspective about a world so completely alien to his own usual small town experience"? Because that's a pretty good execution.
>>78947597
Flicking someone into the ocean with one finger is as non-lethal an attack as you can possibly fucking do, dude. I'm sorry that the cartoonish image of Deathstroke flying a hundred feet in the air makes your pucker clinch up.
The problem here is you're reacting the way a crazy person would. I didn't like Man of Steel either but you're turning yourself into a cartoon.
>>78947619
>new ship acquired
I didn't ask for this
>>78947060
>Superman is now a fratboy who gets drunk and bangs random women and gets into drunk fights
C-Can Superman be in the public domain already? Let anyone (especially better artists) write Superman instead of letting DC continue to ruin him more and more and only giving him to terrible writers like Max Landis?
>>78947553
>reading Comics
>supporting comics
>the same medium that's whoring itself out
>>78947218
Damn it Landis, stop trying to be deeper than you are.
>>78947666
DC doesn't give a shit about non-profit fan-comics
>>78947666
>Superman is now a fratboy who gets drunk and bangs random women and gets into drunk fights
No he isn't, do you take Red Son as canon? Do you take Overman as canon? Do you take Speeding Bullets as canon? How about Secret Identity. Don't be an idiot anon, this isn't even a retool of his New 52 Origin seeing as how he has parents here and how it seems like this is the first time he meets Lana
>>78947666
it's absurdly easy to write a superman ersatz, even one with the same backstory. Even marvel has one that's a Skrull.
>>78947218
Eh, Morrison did it better with that guy saying how we can hear his voice inside our head.
>>78947091
THIS is why only Kurt Busiek and Mark Waid should write Superman
>>78947074
Relax, kid. This shit isn't even fucking canon.
>>78947728
Are we allowed to report spammers?
Because the IP count isn't going up, but a stream of shitposting continues.
I bet you'd have a conniption if Clark sat on a toilet.
>>78947728
wow.
I'm glad I dropped DC for Marvel. If they are going to turn their iconic heroes into this then I don't want to support them anymore. I'll stick with Ms Marvel and ANAD Avengers
>>78946980
I liked it. really humanised supes by allowing him to have flaws and live a little.
clark continually tried to tell everyone he wasn't bruce wayne and only continued the charade after cheetah told him the truth.
Frankly I think most people would have done the same thing in that situation. and clark actually built an emotional connection with the one girl he did something with so its not like this story is "frat boy supes bangs drunk slooots"
>>78947046
>ollie probably banged sue dibney that night.
>it was probably really awkward when she started dating ralph
>>78947468
Because having characters who are nice and good is unrealistic. EVERYONE needs to be an unlikable sexist asshole douchbag like Max Landis. It is also why Geoff Johns's Nu52 Billy Batson is the best Captain Marvel and better than the queer old Billy (and better than that Convergence issue)
"Being a nice guy is for fags, horrible jerks is where it's at" is the new cool motto for writing characters
>>78947891
>sexist
Hi Tumblr.
So pretty much only Tumblr is complaining?
>>78947829
Dibny is get married name...
Not a big fan of this issue. It was mostly alright. Had some moments I enjoyed, others I wish hadnt happened and overall ti was just average I'd say. I liked the other two much more.
Also that last page just seemed like a bad riff on Morrison
>>78948008
Max Landis's Superman/Clark seems like the asshole who would sleep with another man's wife. Then use his powers to beat him up afterwards.
>>78947794
I hope you're getting the irony of that statement. This miniseries isn't even canon.
>>78948008
let's all be honest, that wouldn't stop ollie.
>>78947891
nice projection anon, don't worry, someday someone will like you for being nice.
>>78948015
Personally I think it felt a bit overindulgent. If the party stuff had stopped here>>78947065 ith Clark then deciding to fuck off because these people are so shallow.
Really I think it just makes Bruce look better than Clark because while Bruce is training his ass off Clark is enjoying the life he rejected. I mean maybe it'll get better in the remaining issues, this is still a young Superman after all.
>>78948050
Sure wouldn't cheat though
>>78948036
They were talking about Oliver.
>>78948015
This one is shit because it ignores everything that happened in the previous issue. He almost killed people with his powers ad vows to never abuse them to maim people again. Now he willingly gets drunk and almost kills a guy (granted said guy had a healing factor but he doesn't know that). It wouldn't be so bad if he felt horrible the next day or learned that he should be careful getting intoxicated since it could lead to him doing dumb dangerous acts with his powers. But instead he feels nothing and regrets nothing. He's just an asshole. He doesn't even feel like the same Clark from previous issues.
>>78948097
I think you're taking what's clearly meant to be a joke scene too seriously. It sounds like you have a case of the 'tism.
>>78948097
>This one is shit because it ignores everything that happened in the previous issue
It's not meant to be one sequential story, it's different unrelated stories from his life
>Landis
So now the fag is writing comic books now?
>>78947187
Because woman are stupid and so is this book.
>>78947276
This. What's the point of Superman fucking cheetah if ain't superhuman hatesex? Landis you hack.
>>78948106
>>78948117
It's shitty writing
>I promise to not abuse my powers and hurt peopl-
>oh hey! Booze! Women! Let's get shitfaced!
>oh hey, eye man, you wanna fight? enjoy being launched fifty yards! Better hope you survive the impact and not drown or get eaten by sharks
>me need more booze and boobs
OUR HERO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>78948142
Yes. This is his third issue of this story.
>>78947309
>inb4 next issue of American Alien is Clark reporting for Vice in Syria
>>78947527
>tfw Clark fucked Cheetah and it didn't came up when he and wonder woman were dating
How great would that of been for an issue for SM/WW?
This whole series is just DC's answer to Trouble, isn't it?
>All the samefagging on this thread.
>>78947218
Wow, Landis, you read Ultra Comics. I'm soooo proud of you. Liked the issue itself though.
>>78947124
>>78947137
I can appreciate that this comic is all a joke about how Bruce and Clark are drawn in a similar fashion, but you'd think Deathstroke would be able to tell the difference between his targets.
>>78948226
Let's wait till the issue Cheetah tells Clark that's she's pregnant.
>>78947091
>I can shitpost to SJWs that Superman is a rapist now
Thanks, max.
>>78948253
last images of bruce where when he was probably 12, he's been in hiding/with the league since then.
>>78948253
Well in this continuity they say nobody's really seen Bruce since he was 12, so maybe all he had to go on was the name and vague likeness.
>>78948276
But she knew he wasn't Bruce before they had consensual sex
>Supercum mutated Barbara's DNA to make her a metahuman
>>78948165
>>78947276
This whole comic is normie as fuck.
>>78948168
Not seeing the problem here
>>78948302
According to the new liberal rhetoric, 100% of drunk hookups are now rape perpetrated by the male partner.
Haven't you been on a college campus in the last 10 years?
>>78948308
>superhero's cum made me into a Supervillain
That's a good origin right there.
>>78948311
Well considering who's writing it...
>go to be with stunning red head
>wake up with this
YFW
>>78948349
I'm almost positive that happened in Empowered
>>78948379
It was an alien STD.
>>78948289
>>78948291
Fair enough I suppose.
>>78948377
>A cat is fine, too
>>78948069
that's because Clark isn't Clark, it's Max Landis self-inserting into Clark ad giving his opinions on how he feels about people him and how he sees himself (i.e. that he is the greatest human and that everyone are just phony suck ups). You're suppose to hate the bootlickers and see Max Kent as the totally awesome guy surrounded by inferior idiots (even though it just makes him come off as more of a egotistical douche)
>>78947124
Last story I read involving Bruce, Clark, a yacht and Deathstroke also involved Deadpool, Ultraman and Owlman.
Huh.
>>78948377
>>78948576
Stop being patethic tumblr.
>>78948147
or maybe women just have better taste.
I mean, Marvel has fun books like Ms Marvel and Amazing Spider-Man while DC has Max "MARY SUES" Landis's American Alien and Franke "WHORES" Miler's DKIII. Not much of a competition really.
>>78948755
Well it also has Prez and Gotham academy plus Black canary and Batgirl.
>>78948654
Thats a really fun one.
>>78948755
>not much of a competition
I agree, DC has much better titles.
>>78948864
Are you sure Batgirl didn't beat up that tranny because he was criminal that was trying to steal her identity?
>>78948654
And even Myxzy was there for a page, just like in this one
>>78948864
People will fall for this obvious bait.
>>78947276
Oh I bet she clawed him, he just didn't get scratches cause Superman. And they didn't realise it because both were drunk.
>>78948864
>ms marvel
Good
>spider-gwen
Boring as fuck
>A-force
Is that even good? I can't help but think the cast is too bloated to be actually intresting
>captain marvel
Bland
>Hellcat
Dull
>unbeatable squirrel girl
Not very funny and also pretty much killed the heart of squirrel girl as a character
>thor
Now that's fake diversity
>Spider-woman
Aimless
>silk
Oh you mean the first female asian hero in comics?
>scarlet witch
Robinson has been lagging in quality lately.
>>78948755
>>78948864
Oh hey, FUN shitposter. It's been a while.
I'm enjoying the character variation on this one, it's a great comic so far.
>>78948937
of course, this is /co/ >>78948950
>>78948864
>fake diversity books with no soul
Are you sure you're not confusing DC with Marvel? Because remember it's Marvel with the low quality "diversity" titles that don't even try.
>>78948377
Various variations of "a cat is fine too" ensue.
>>78948253
One eye.
https://youtu.be/QB5wziWMEPE?t=46
>>78948349
That happened in Doom Patrol.
>>78947764
>>78947767
>Supporting this crap.
>>78949072
Oh yea with the radioactive hermaphrodite amd tranny hooker.
>>78947309
If I were to write that story I'd play it up as Clark realizing his limitations. Like, he's got telescopic x-ray vision and super hearing; he can know what's going on in other countries, but even with all his speed and strength he realizes can't be in two places at once. So he has to make choices and prioritize. There are social and political issues a really strong guy can't solve no matter how much muscle he throws at it. But his empathy and compassion mean that he wants those people he can't be for in the moment to get help and have their stories told too.
If this is in a continuity where Jonathan dies, I'd probably have it be because he has his heart attack while Clark is pulling people out of a burning dorm his first year in college or something.
So you'd have Clark not writing about Superman (unless a particular "case" really touched him.). Lois would have the Superman beat, she's writing about how he saved the city from a giant robot while Clark helps write the story of the kid that injured in a car accident at the same time because he couldn't be there for him.
So you have Clark being humanized with him processing his grief over not being able to do more and recognizing his limitations.
>>78948106
This isn't a comedy series. Joke scenes like that don't work here.
>>78948142
Yes. This is the fifth issue he's contributed in
>>78949252
>This isn't a comedy series
How can you read an issue with Clark getting mistaken for Bruce on his 21st birthday and say that it's not meant to be comedic in any fashion
>>78949291
Something being light hearted doesn't make it comedy. And I said the series. This issue is definiely meant to be more lighthearted. But throwing logic out the window only works in actual comedies
>>78949291
Comedies are funny.
>>78947237
Thanks anon! I'm gonna go leave /co/ now, and start taking my phd seriously.
>boat party issue
>aquaman doesn't show up as a party crasher
0/10 landis is a no talent HACK
>wahhhhhhhh Clark acts like a normal young person!
Leave it off, people, that's not something to get mad about.
The problems with this comic are a kinda abrupt hyper-coincidental start and a bit of stilted dialogue around the middle. Clark behaving like a normal young guy is not a problem at all. The best part about Superman is the man, the human element.
>>78949650
Everyone wants something different out of Superman, it's impossible to agree on what should be left in or out of his characterization. That, combined with the usual Max Landis shitposting, is what's causing the overflow of autism in this thread.
>>78949650
>>wahhhhhhhh Clark acts like a normal young person!
Do you really think that the majority of people that buy comic books go partying on yachts?
Or partying in general?
>>78950026
>Or partying in general?
Yes? I'm sure most comics buyers aren't all so autistic that they've never been to a party
>>78947091
Yandere cheetah when?
>>78950026
Of Clark acted like a normal people who buy comics, he would be bitching about characterization on the Internet and eating cheetos on his parent's basement.
>>78947170
>Also fucking Cheetah, oh wow this is so going to be akward when he has to fight her "Oh hey Diana I fucked your arch nemesis"
Dude, Snapper fucking Carr has fucked Cheetah.
>ITT: Not muh Superman
This is why Superman can never be popular again, you can't find two fucking people who could come to an agreement as to what is Superman done right. Any type of reinterpretation is automatically received with hate.
>>78950277
Neal Adams is going to be the saviour we deserve
>>78948168
He's drunk and under the influence of the poison Deathstroke gave him, he doesn't fucking understand what's going on and then blacks out so he doesn't even remember what happened later. You fucking idiot.
>>78950026
>Do you really think that the majority of people that buy comic books go partying on yachts?
Except Clark isn't the kind of kid who reads comics.
You're talking about Superboy Prime
>>78947065
money is power. power is not power?
He has powers at this point right? very strange to lament money could have helped her, but his strengths were somehow not capable of generating money?
>>78947181
How hard is Clark going to BTFO Bruce? Doesn't Landis hate Batman? Should be fun.
>>78947181
>Bats training with Ra's
neat
>>78947119
>>78947122
honestly, this is pretty amazing.
think of the trashtalk she has versus Wonder woman in this timeline.
>>78949650
No, this what a privileged white boy thinks normal young people do. What normal young people do is work shitty jobs and get drunk to try and dull the pain.
>>78950550
>normal young people do.
You mean young millionaire people
>>78950476
What was he supposed to do, go rob a bank? Pilfer through some rich dude's apartment in Metropolis?
There's not much he can do to raise money as a kid that doesn't involve criminal activity and doesn't out him as a superhuman.
I mean, personally, I'd be 100% okay with robbing some rich guy to pay for someone's extremely important health issues (though, that said, it's doubtful they'd keep any real cash around), but would Clark Kent be?
>>78950550
Pffft, you think young people don't party? Are you for real?
Nigga, young people in situations far, far poorer than yours manage to get their party on. Something tells me your neckbeard lifestyle is coloring your perception of how young people act.
No, not everyone is a goddamn millionaire, and Clark isn't either. But then again, most guys wouldn't pass up a millionaire party full of beautiful rich chicks either.
>>78950622
work like a million jobs? do mining? Crush rocks, plant fields, etc. admittedly, the "i was afraid to leave my hometown" cuts out a bit.
Fishing would be very lucrative. dude could go swimming and bring in Tuna.
2-10k for 1 fish.
Lumber would be as well.
>>78947079
Self inserts aside, this Minerva is fucking georgeous.
>Superman could never be a fratboy
he was always a fratboy
>>78947122
Man, this Cheetah is ridiculous hot. I prefer her to be his rebound over Loris
>>78950753
No, the incredibly handsome football player would never be a jock! He's a shut-in nerd just like me!
>>78950778
Can't wait to see how hot she is as naked animal woman.
>>78948097
I'm pretty sure it was the neurotoxin that made him 'drunk'. I'm pretty sure he didn't expect that to happen. And no matter what we say or how good our intentions are while sober drunk us is a different beast.
Chill, people, he's not being a dudebro.
He stumbles into a party and is convinced to stay. He finds that he has a good time, but is shocked and disturbed by the opulence of it all.
>>78947074
For God's sake, let the man be a human being already. You fanboys need to stop trying to turn him into some flawless messiah.
Source for this being non canon? Seems very inconsistent with the new52 Morrison origin
>>78947151
I love how Landis is trashing on Deathstroke in this one.
>>78950778
Supes and Wondy broke up, he should hook up with Cheetah
>>78950866
Seriously I'm not getting the problem here. He's still a young adult who's still trying to figure out who he is. I mean hell supes is always one of the more light-hearted superheros. Nothing he did in this book was really wrong. Why's everyone getting their panities in a bunch over this?
>>78947060
>kind
>humble
>handsome
>open
>can pour a sharp mix
10/10 would party with and drunkenly kiss.
Bruce should really hire Clark to impersonate him at all his parties, he's perfect.
>ship supes and livewire
>now ship him with cheetah
Why does Supes go so well with bad girls?
>>78951059
because he can save them. reverse bad boy syndrome.
>you will never have drunken sex with crazy cat girls
Feels really fucking awful man.
>>78950543
No one knows Superman is Clark Kent. And she just fucked Clark Kent.
>>78947035
>rap music
>batman hearing rap
>a fucking millionare hearing rap
Fuckig landis, rich people likes weird faggy electronica, not nigger music.
>>78947074
>, DC has turned Superman into a Dudebro.
To be honest Superman is always a dudebro when he hangs with Batman and they are not in the league. They are the world finest and they know it.
>>78947046
>You know Vic Zsasz and his wife
ouch
>>78947074
Who hurt you?
>>78947597
Too bad he's not superman at this point in the story. He's still just some guy from Kansas.
>>78947072
>On safari once, I saw a cheetah
IT BEGIIIIIINS
>>78949099
>Being this autistic
Disgrace to Superfags desu senpai
>>78951128
That kinda relationship needs to be pushed
>>78947468
Ho-ly shit you're just actively trying to get offended by this point.
>>78947218
>>78947060
All these kiss less beta vrigin grandpas can't handle the new times.
So far the story is pretty fun.
>>78947065
Ok... now i really like this Clark. Let the nerds get mad.
>>78947119
Oh, grow up, faggot
>>78947728
Cry me river dipshit. You are the kind of asshole that would agree with the whole: "No masturbation on the DC universe"
>>78947181
Landis only knows Nolan Batman
how casual
I like this book though so I'll allow it
>>78952061
What? Never read anything by Morrison?
>>78952314
Morrison do this things better, much better.
>>78946980
This is a good comic.
I thought the issue was fun. Superman didn't act edgy in this at all, he was just blowing off some steam and enjoying his vacation. What was he supposed to do meditate like a monk?
Him sleeping with Cheetah was weird, but the best part was definitely poisoned drunk Superman vs Deathstroke. All in all so far I give the mini series as a whole a 7.5/10 Better than I expected, fun but nothing extraordinary so far.
>>78947627
This so much.
I used to laugh at cartoons that showed people landing safely. I mean it is obvious the good guys don't kill bad guys. We all know Deathstroke didn't die from a comedic act, oh plus you know he shows up later in the future.
>>78948755
>Franke "WHORES" Miler
>Franke
>MilerWHORES
I'm laughing more than I should be
>>78947072
>How often do they milk you?
L-Lewd.
>>78949576
>"Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots than the tortured avenger crying out for mommy and daddy."
Same rule applies. DC characters are flexible due to history and the nature of the multiverses.
Wonderful issue. Despite my contempt for Landis, I'm really enjoying the series.
Stop samefagging, Max
>>78947218
fuck you
>not muh Superman
Kek. Every month it's the same.
>>78947520
Who is Zimmerman?
>>78947046
Who's the woman with the purple bikini? I don't recognize her and they don't say her name. Is she someone specific?
>>78947171
>drunken one night stand with future villain
I mean if this story isn't canon, why not have superman discover several years down the line that this supervillainess also got pregnant from that one night stand?
And then superman must fight his own child, supercheetah.
>>78947181
>Ra's being Bruce's mentor
Only thing this comic did right.
>>78953418
I don't think she's anyone specific but I choose to believe it's Julie Madison based on her trying to jump Bruce's bones.
>>78949291
Because the previous issue had Clark melting a guy's arm off and trying to take it seriously. Now he's punting people and doesn't give a shit.
>>78947260
No offense man but you sound like a gigantic sentimental faggot. There are tons of more traditional depictions you could be reading.
>>78952398
Of course he does, he is Morrison. Doesn't change the fact that this is a nice little shout out to his body of work... faggot
>>78953623
He flicked a highly trained assassin into the ocean. He's fine. Clark has super hearing. He would know if he wasn't fine. Stop trying so hard to make it a big deal.
>>78953684
He didn't knlw know that. As far as we're concerned, Max Landis just had Clatk think he murdered a guy and showed no empathy for the situation. Max Landis claims that Superman is suppose to be one of the most pure heroes ever. And yet he constantly writes him as the most edgy dudebro ever.
The REAL Clark would of cared that he knocked a guy across the ocean with his full strength. The real Clark wouldn't of gotten drunk and sleep with random women like their just objects. The real Clark wouldn't of melted a guy's arms off. The real Clark would of found another way.
This is isnt Clark or Superman. This is Max Landis raping him and making him into a egotistical sociopath fratboy reflection of himself.
>>78947151
HOLY GIGGIGLING FUCK.
MY AUTISM JUST DIED, EXPLODED, REFORMED AND WENT TO REDDIT.
GOD DAMN YOU MAX LANDIS. GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL.
>>78947308
/tv/ HATES LANDIS. jesus christ man, where the fuck have you been?
they hate him more than jay from RLM does for being a bigger faggot than he is.
>>78953852
He's fine. We know he's fine because if he wasn't fine we would have seen that. How much spoonfeeding do you need?
>>78954102
No they don't. They think he is "deep". Where have you been? Heck, /tv/ loves him for calling Rey a Mary Sue and trashing The Force Awakens.
