don't @ me with your chip opinions
Why is what would otherwise be alt-text located in the copyright section of the page?
And what the fuck happened to Marigold's face in the last panel?
>>78942003
>>78942071
Delete this
>>78942003
>salt and vinegar
>Don't @ me
You missed a good salt pun there.
>>78942003
lol us gamers
but yeti mics are awful
its only slightly worse than buying a headset microphone to record
>>78942003
Holy Shit, Jeff is actually trying a different angle pov.
>>78942003
Gamergate was so 2014......
>>78943530
I noticed that too. It's really jarring actually. Good on him for trying I guess. Maybe if we get more of it, it won't feel so out of place.
>>78943530
It's s videogame reference.
You God damn nerd.
>>78944613
>>78943530
Where have you guys been?
>>78944624
>new pose is just sketching over Link.
>>78942003
Can someone do an edit where it's a dildo or butt plug?
>>78944665
>>78944659
>>78944624
>>78944613
>>78943530
The comic title is literally 'Link pose'.
>>78944723
>this comic is unbearably unfunny
>i know, let's edit everything into dildos and buttplugs!
Why even have these threads in the first place.
>>78945057
I get that it's a reference, I just haven't seen any interesting camera angles in his work before so it really stands out.
>>78942003
That kid should be freaking out over an adult being so eager to follow her home.
>>78945124
It's as if you don't want the situation adjusted to have a brown 14 year old followed home by a chubby adult lady nerd to play with sex toys.
Besides, this strip in particular is asking for it. Look at the picture on the box, how easy the text on the side can be adjusted from 'Blue' to 'Plug' and the minimal dialogue change.
>>78945815
She wasn't even invited until she caught on that Marigold was being a pathetic loser. Marigold practically invited herself with that. She could have just asked to check it out or ask if she needed help setting it up or something.
>>78942003
To be fair, salt and vinegar is a flavour for real OGs.
>>78945057
>>78944659
>>78944624
Are you fine fellows implying that he traced?I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.
>>78942091
Get bent
>>78942003
So they're going to fuck now right? Or at least can we get some radio flyer lewds out of this?
>>78947661
>defending QC
Delete this
>>78945124
To make edit with dildos and buttplugs.
>>78947269
Their point is that he only did it as a geek reference. He wouldn't just try a new angle for the sake of making his comic look better or improving as an artist, it all comes back to pandering.
>>78945124
Hey jeph jacques how ya doin?
>>78945124
The only joy QC can bring is in its ridicule. People who are here unironically need to learn this quickly.
The only people on /co/ who actually like it are fags who want to fuck the trap and they only emerge when the trap does.
>Blue Yeti
Literally a fucking meme microphone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sjZJ9i_mH0
>>78944624
>>78944659
>to get item Link should go in dungeon and fight monsters
>to get her micro she had to face a seller
Is Jeff trying to say that seller are monsters?
>>78949033
>that little uppity disclaimer
>after his little 'I'm really cool'
Kek
>>78949077
>"My feelings are easily hurt so I'll reject good advice from actual professionals because I didn't like their tone"
Looks like you're exactly the kind of person that disclaimer was meant for.
Since the only purpose of posting this here is to start flame wars, it's no different from posting Dobson, Assigned Male or any of that other shit.
So why do the mods tolerate it, this awful shit should just be autofiltered. No joy is derived from it, only more shitposting.
>>78949145
I'm not, nor have I ever thought about being a VA. It's just his whole 'cool dude' persona gets shafted the second he tries to get serious still sounds like someone you're talking to in a pub. He sounds are less professional and more like a douche. Either commit to the persona or commit to professionalism (given he harped on about it so much).
He seemed to know his shit production wise but his attitude was far from attractive.
>tfw you will never fuck Marigold
Why is Marigold generically cute now?
>>78949184
Flame wars imply an argument, we're all in agreement here. Except for you, Jeph.
>>78949040
This is from a guy who probably has never worked a day in retail.
Too bad Marigold has to be the token Coalburner. Now we can't have an arc with some inappropriate /ll/.
>>78949698
oh, I just had another thought.
We need to get Tumblr against JJ for supporting the black man and fat white woman stereotype.
>>78948929
No, he's going to do about 4 more comics where Marigold helps the girl set up her Let's Plays and then it will become inexplicably popular because Jeph literally has no idea what else to do at this point
I GAVE YOU A TRANNY
I HAD THE MAIN GUY FUCK HIM
INTERNET, WHY ARE YOU WITHDRAWING MONEY? WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FABULOUSLY RICH INSTEAD OF OBSCENELY RICH?
>>78949194
>it's ableist to portray a character who's a shut in with bad skin and an unhealthy BMI as not acceptable. Marigold is still all of those things but its a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice and he has made her design more generic to reflect that.
>Blue Yeti
>For a single person
>Not the AT2020 USB
The yeti has only one real advantage over other mics and it's the ability to switch the pick up type from cardioid to omni directional, if you are just one person you don't need that and should instead invest in a great cardioid mic, one that focuses on it like the AT2020.
>>78950544
>Any USB mic at all
No.
>>78950652
Confirmed for not knowing shit, 3.5mm provides adva8to a home system.
>>78945917
are they gonna bang? That was also the impression I got, even before the comments about editing it into a buttplug
>>78945124
you're right, it should be a loss edit instead
get it? from control alt delete? where the guy sees the miscarriage?
>>78942003
Is this some new SJW comic
Wanted to check the URL but I won't give hits to some tumblrina that hates nerds
>>78949033
After watching that video I don't see the problem with her getting that particular mic since she's just a hobbyist.
the art has gotten worse
>>78949194
>>78950478
I just figured that Dale and Momo were making her take care of herself.
>>78945057
he had to title it, because he either thought his fans were retarded, or he didn't think he was capable of making the homage obvious via the art.
>>78949190
be a 14yr old girl. Marigold obvs wants to tap that.
>>78951083
The at2020 is just better for what she wants it to do. It's not a BAD mic, never let anyone tell you that. It's just not focused on a cardoid pattern and if you are just gonna record one person it should be cardoid focused instead of the multiple pick up patterns the yeti does.
>>78951185
>The at2020 is just better for what she wants it to do.
But maybe she might want to do more in the future, like record stuff with friends, or do podcasts. In which case she is better off getting the mic with more utility.
Although it's not like anyone who listens to her would give a shit. Her actual best choice would be the cheapest mic she can find.
>>78951508
That's a fair point she could have gotten away with a snowball. As someone that produces podcasts if she wanted to do podcasts in the future the ideal way is for everyone to have their own great cardoid mics and then you mix them together in post. Creates a better feel.
I 100% see your point though I just am I big faggot audiophile that thinks way too hard about the microphone purchasing choices of fictional characters.
Buttplug edits when.
>>78951608
>I just am I big faggot audiophile that thinks way too hard about the microphone purchasing choices of fictional characters.
It's the creator's fault for not giving us something more substantial to think about.
>>78951175
So what you're saying is that Marigold had a sexually ambiguous and unfulfilling encounter with an older woman when she was fourteen that has dominated her sexual drive and identity ever since? That she focuses heavily on pornography and eroge as they present safe, arms-length approach to sexuality that allows her to avoid the interactions associated with normal sexual relationships that make her uncomfortable and her attraction to Sam is an attempt to relive her earlier experience in a manner that provides some kind of closure that would allow her move on but is ultimately doomed as she cannot replicated the context of her sexual awakening?
Also one thing that bugs me. She is gonna go home and "set it up" that shit is plug and play and there is no stand to assemble as the yeti has a built in stand! Also she doesn't have a professional or hand made audio enclosure so there is nothing to set up their either! Also with no pop filter she is gonna ha all the sharp Ps and Ts
>>78942003
Is the fat one a lesbian?
Are they both lesbian?
And if I remember correctly the fat one wasn't that fat before wasn't she?
Salt and Vinegar chips are objectively the worst chip flavor.
>Jeph in denial about the criticism for the previous comic being that it was shit
Yeah, it was all people who hate women, not people rolling their eyes at him pandering to the lowest hanging fruit of the internet.
These threads are cancerous. So is the tumblrinas that follow it.
>>78949033
I have no desire or interest in this topic.
but man was that link interesting and entertaining.
>>78952536
>Go read it
>"That's pretty serious piece of hardware for a lil' girl like you"
Guffaw.
Yeah, because someone snobby enough about microphones to bother making this sort of comment would TOTALLY call a Blue Yeti a "serious piece of hardware"
Great writing Jeph.
>>78952073
The fat one is dating a guy. And likes playing yaoi games.
>>78942003
Father comes home at end of day, sees his 14 year old daughter hanging out with a substantially older person without any supervision, helping her set up a webcam and mic.
Will he:
A. Smile and nod, knowing his work is done here
B. Threaten to call the cops if Marigold comes within 100 yards of the house ever again
C. Never actually happen because why place any sense of drama into this comic.
Take your time, its a hard question.
>>78948965
You're getting banned! My brother works for Jeph!
>>78951100
It's gotten worse because he's trying to get better. He's trying angles and shading he usually doesn't even bother with recently. I'm all for the comic evolving in literally ANY way at this point.
>>78953021
He wasn't snobby about microphones, he was snobby about selling computer gear to a girl. His name was chad for fucks sake he was a strawman.
I wish I had a girlfriend like Marigold.
Cause nobody else would
>>78956479
Should replace set with lube or grease.
>>78951083
The Yeti is expensive for what it does and doesn't integrate well with other equipment compared to other options.
TL;DR Blue is the Dr Dre Beats of microphones.
Any random Audio-Technica pick up will be superior in quality, whether it's compared to Yeti or Beats.
>>78956031
I know, it's shit writing that's what I was saying.
My point is that the Blue Yeti is a toy for teenagers who are too lazy to use google. A 14 year old girl who has 100 dollars to throw at a microphone on a lark is exactly the kind of customer one should expect for it.
>>78956479
> do you want to [come]
this phrase has ALWAYS bothered me for this exact reason
>>78953021
The worst is that Jeph is technically a professional musician. If anyone should know better, it's him.
>>78956031
But she is a little girl.
Teenagers, especially ones at 14, are irresponsible know it alls who think they are hot shit when they nothing at all. 14 year olds can barely even pick a tumblr heading, so questioning one who wants to drop over $100 in a mic makes sense.
>>78956990
Yeah, but he was implying the Yeti was too hot to handle for her, not that it's overrated Tumblr bait. It'd be like going to some hipster car dealer and the salesman claiming that a Mini Cooper or Smart Car is too much muscle car for you.
>>78956758
He doesn't even call her a little girl, he calls them ladies.
>>78957251
This is the full page.
>>78956758
>>78948965
I thought you were referring to delting the thread.
I have no desire to defend QC
>>78945124
Why is it even an issue for you? No one's forcing you to come in and participate.
>>78958028
I believe all good people should strive to fight cancer.
>>78948929
Sam's a child you sick fuck
>>78957978
Hello?
>>78956479
God's work.
>>78958028
And no one's forcing you to read QC if you hate it so much. I get that that's WHY these threads are made, for schadenfreude, but it really seems kind of pointless if all you've been talking about for the past what, 500 threads is "jeph is such a fucking SJW" or "tranny dick when??" or just making edits that are at the very most slightly funnier than the original.Which would still be painfully unfunny
>>78948992
Think for a fucking second; if I were Jeph, why the hell would I tell you to stop making these threads? He is BASING HIS SELF-INSERT'S APPEARANCE on that one ugly drawing of Claire that made its rounds here. He thrives off attention, whether positive or negative, so telling people to stop giving him attention would be wildly counter-productive. Idiot.
>>78957955
>I'm slain!
>pizza hut
why am I laughing god fuck
>>78942003
She bought a dildo?
>>78949184
Then convince the admin to ban these threads.
Because no matter how many times you pull this shit, we aren't going to change for you. I don't get why you keep coming here expecting us to acquiesce to your demands.
>>Since the only purpose of posting this here is to start flame wars
No, it's to mock and deride a douchebag webcomic artists. People who support JJ here are pretty rare, and when they do post, nothing harsher than "You have shit taste" really gets said.
The only reason flame wars start is because YOU feel the need to make posts like this. Otherwise it's just the usual level of 4Chan assholery. YOU are the ones who make things confrontational.
>>this awful shit should just be autofiltered.
It's got the next best thing: A Hide the thread feature, which you obviously never use.
Want shitposting to stop? Quit coming into these threads. We aren't changing for you.
>>78959106
I've been following it for years. I'll probably read it as long as it and I both still exist. Sure I shit on it, because it's not very good, but I genuinely follow it for entertainment purposes.
People here tend to shit on things, especially if they know a lot about the behind the scenes workings of it.
TLDR: Fuck you I like these threads.
Ok. Time to show JJ and the tumblerinas how to actually write something funny
(not made by me)
Just stop posting your own edits, please. They're bad
>>78942003
>that failed attempt at a perspective shot
1- They are not my edits. Old thread on /co/
2 - They are way funnier than JJ work anyway
3- Just bcs of than going to post the rest
>>78958061
jeph plz leave
>>78949040
Please. He's not that subtle OR clever.
What comes after jumping the shark?
Moving in with the shark?
Having your mail forwarded to the aquarium?
>>78950828
It's nowhere near new and the whole SJW shit was fairly recently
Just do yourself a favor. Don't go to the site and read it. Just don't. Seriously. Don't give him the page clicks
>>78957693
This comic has honestly made me quit this series. God damn it, this feels like such a straw man situation where no one would really talk like Chad.
>>78951918
You're reading WAY too much into nothing more than a common run of the mill "Character X is a child predator" joke
>>78952073
>>78952975
Then don't expose yourself to them.
Hide them and move on
>>78956031
>His name was chad
And this is remotely relevent because...?
>>78961320
Stereotypical name for a Dudebro.
>>78960801
Nah, stay salty, Jeph.
Maybe you'll learn something outside of the little wall you've created for yourself.
I doubt it.
>>78961320
I think Tumblr has their equivalent of greentext stories and "Chad" is the "MRA" antagonist in all of them.
>>78958058
You're on 4Chan. You're not a good person.
Then either get the admin to ban these threads or go away. Because we aren't going to stop just because you say so.
>>78958527
Yes?
>>78959106
Ill tell you what's pointless. Coming in and telling us what to do like you have some sort of entitlement to tell us what we can post.
Hide the thread if you don't like it so much.
>>78960701
Then make some yourself and post them
>>78960801
Im not Jeph, you stupid sack of shit.
>>78961821
That's exactly the sort of thing Jeph would say.
>>78957693
I can't fucking believe Jeph did this. Jesus fucking christ, nobody talks/acts like that in real life. For FUCKS SAKE what an infuriating fucking strawman.
everyone who even knows JACK SHIT about technology knows that like 90% of the videos on youtube are little girls churning out "asmr" videos and shit, for fucks sake jeph you goddamn motherfucking pathetic ignorant no-life having retarded fucking HACK
>>78951134
As much as I hate to admit it this explanation makes perfect sense. It's reasonable that she'd want to be less of a fish-smelling horrorshow on her own initiative too, now that she's got a boyfriend.
>>78956582
This subtle enough?
>>78962830
Post it on his twitter and document his reaction.
>>78962900
Now!
>>78961821
sure you aren'tJeph
>>78949033
I already have all this when I thought I had some musical talent to record songs. I should look into this more.
>>78962900
>>78962900
he already blocked me family
>>78966491
almost choked
>>78961529
Is that so? /r9k/ uses Chad as the stereotypically normie name.
>>78960781
the backwards UMass was giving me an ulcer
>select images with trains
>>78969397
He's here...
>>78969397
>fat emotionally insecure white girl with self esteem issues
>black boyfriend
Not a suprise
>>78969397
Another hand stab averted by the helpful observations of people who make a point of criticizing this comic every day.
More helpful suggestions for Jeph:
You should start transitioning now so you gain more Tumblr good-girl points. And so you do it before you are too old to have your scrotum turned inside out.
>>78969397
this is just going to set up some /ll/ later right?
>>78958527
DELETE THIS!I don't think there are a lot of crossposters here.
>>78969397
I wonder if he realises this just makes it worse?
I mean, normally, 18-25 year olds occassionally hang out with teenagers, especially in hobby related shit (granted, for me it's kayaking and skiing and not LPing, but to each their own). Nobody thinks twice about it, except pedophiles...so he's pretty much outed Marigold as one now.
Word of God may as well be: Marigold fucks kids. Good job, Jeph. You nailed that one, just like your hand.
>>78969397
>women worrying that they're going to be suspected of being creepy or pedophiliac
Seriously Jeph? You can smell the desperation to evade trouble.
>>78963953
Why domalewebcomic artists always turn into such pussies.
>>78969397
it's almost as if jj is preoccupied with men's butts
>>78969960
Plenty out there who aren't. They just don't get facetime on 4chan. Maybe we have magic powers like /mu/?
>>78970025
In that case I'm just JJ will be fine.
>>78969397
Jeph, girls hang out with girls without worrying about it being sexual.
Holy shit why did you do this.Don't even fucking pretend you're not in this thread you faggot.
>>78970191
Maybe Marigold isn't a woman...
>>78970237
Marigold is a fat weeb who tried to turn himself into a magical girl with hormones. When that didn't work, he got mad and broke his dick in his dolfie doll, so he had to go all the way and get a vag.
>>78970237
Somebody draw a bulge on bikini Marigold, NOW!
>>78969397
So did Marigold just leave her out near the alleyways alone?
Is the little sister gonna get raped by a hobo now?
>>78970557
No, that's just Jim, the erotic fiction guy. Not sure that's an upgrade over hobo desu.
>>78969846
It might not be that she fucks kids or wants to fuck kids, its just that shes such a self-conscious internet weirdo she's analyzing her situation and coming to that conclusion with no experience to disspell her insecurity.
Or Jeph got a little too self-inserty.
>>78949190
There's a million, billion girls just like her out there. They're just kinda gross and shit.
>>78971227
>self-inserty
I assure you, I have no sexual interest in children.
>>78971227
>>78970237
>>78970361
>>78969745
>too old to have your scrotum turned inside out.
You're never too old to be a hon'.
>>78971294
Tits and timestamp, Jeph. You know the routine.
>>78971728
>I need you to fuck my ass to prepare me for getting raped by a 14 year old girl.
Just like my Japanese doujins.
>>78957955
Lel this is fucking stupid, but I'm dying at >pizza hut
>>78969693
Indian.
>>78945815
>>78969397
Alright this is getting extra spooky. What if there's a Jeph in this thread RIGHT THIS NOW?!
>>78971256
Yes, and?
>>78971900
Don't be absurd, I'd never come to /co/
>>78971924
Hey in your next comic do another butt joke so we know this is really you.
>>78969397
So what's with the black? Do his glasses always do the anime glare thing?
Buckle up, buckaroos
>>78972000
They're google glasses or some shit. They glow because it's some HUD thing. I think JJ just made an excuse for them always having the glare, because it took like 5 years to do the reveal for why they glow.
>>78969397
jeph projecting his repressed pedophillic desires
>>78957693
Who buys electronics at a brick and mortar store anymore?
>>78970050
You can't just bust out the meme magic like that, bud.
>>78970361
don't you ruin my nerdfu
>>78971133
Holy fuck, I forgot about JimJust like Jeph did
>>78972000
He's Indian
>>78972279
>>78969397
I have to get out of this, I don't actually want to have to draw a week of pages that don't involve Fat & Sassy or the transgender I wish I could be!
The dialog in quite a few of the legitimate pages recently has seemed nearly indistinguishable from the kind of edits we make to poke fun at Jeph's lack of spine.
He's a parody of himself now.
>>78972909
Careful, anon. You're very close to saying his writing's improved noticably.
>>78969397
Pegging is about to happen, right?
>>78972180
People looking to set up heroic victories over evil patriarchal oppressor strawmen.
>>78957693
You know in reality if I worked at a store like that I would be asking questions too because a 14 year old walking in without parental supervision and buying expensive gadgets is a serious red flag and I don't need to get in trouble for not reporting what is probably a stolen credit card.
>>78969397
As soon as I saw the second panel, I laughed my ass off because it's so obvious he's read these threads.
>>78973497
To be fair, Marigold could have been her older sister or something.
>>78973569
They look nothing alike
>>78973511
No it's not, everyone was saying it.
>>78973726
Who is everyone?
Wow, I figured Jeph would stop posting his ramblings on Twatter. Stupid twit never learned his lesson.....
>>78974365
He named himself fart-chan. He must love us deeply.
>>78974385
His avatar has been fart related for god knows how long. The fact he uses a Pre-Humanoid Body Momo is even more bizarre.
>>78974455
What's bizarre? He wishes he was the little girl.
>>78974525
Wait, I thought his fantasy expy was Claire, not Momo?
>>78975155
Haven't read in ages but I'm pretty sure momo showed up before claire and thats when he really went deep into his fart-chan/ironic-weeb/little girl thing.
Claire is just a maturation of that desire.
>implying women can be creepy paedophiles instead of men
tumblr backlash in 3...2...
>>78969397
Good lord this comic is a pile of shit.
>>78969397
>>78957693
>store clerk gets called out for thinking she's a kid when marigold does it the very next fucking page
WHAT A FUCKING HACK
>>78969397
>oh wait marigold is supposed to have social anxiety isn't she?
>this is what socially anxious people act like right?
>>78974340
All of them, obviously
>>78973661
Siblings don't have to look alike.
>>78972730
Stop it boner
>>78975818
He wants to be Momo but he at least realizes the closest he can get is Claire so he created a tranny to self identify with
>>78973497
And then get shitcanned for harassing the customers and jeopardizing a potential sale when the kid's parent calls your manager.
Of the myriad of genuine reasons one can find fault with in this strip, some kid buying a microphone seems really, really insignificant.
>>78971728
>Oh god! I'm going fucking blind!
I recognize that line
>>78977579
I AM A KNEE DAMMIT
Did he forget she is fat in the last panel, or is her body constantly fluctuating all her fat from her belly to her tits?
>>78972730
I recognize that bulge!
>>78981634
got me.
>>78977635
Neither. Jeph is just a crappy artist.
>>78986766
words can hurt, anon
Why aren't we talking about HJ's?
>>78987135
Because new pages haven't started coming out yet and we're all waiting with out hands on our dicks for Liquidmark to be less busy.
>>78969397
For a moment thought this was a /co/ edit.
Is JJ growing some balls?
>>78981634
Kek
My personal fave.
>>78982694
This is good and I'm upset nobody else commended you for it.
>>78984145
>>78994201
>>78995039
>>78942003
>>78969397
Okay, qc general, what did you guys do?
>>78996942
What DIDN'T we do is what you should be asking
Anyone have the edit where it ends with a live picture of an explosion, implying the library exploded?
>>78998015
Just fuck already.
>>78982694
>>78986880
>>78971989
CONFIRMED
>>78998015
>>78998015
This is alzeimers, watching what little ability he had erode.
>>78998015
I'm the one who made all those fart edits.
And I'm... suddenly at a loss for words.
>>78942003
I'm convinced the only reason there are daily posts from this shit comic is that the "artist" makes them himself. It's boring as fuck, there can be anyone who's actually excited enough about the shit to make a thread about it.
>>78944723
Oh man Jeph would lose his shit
Someone needs to do it
>>78998783
Look up
>>78956479
>>78942003
>Still posting this shit after Claire fucked with the MC
Why do you torture yourself, OP?
>>78998783
>Jeph would lose his shit
He already did. >>78998015
>>78998855
Yeah I saw it right after posting. Should have probably read more of the thread before posting, but oh well
I have no doubt Jeph reads these threads. Notice how for a while /co/ had no QC threads, maybe for a week or 2 and the comics were shitty, suddenly now they've changed..
>>78999056
>implying QC was ever NOT shitty
>>78998015
>Prolapse Monthly
>fart and doodoo jokes
Jeph's fascination with anal functions is awful
>>78993502
Fuck the censors!
>>78999641
And au naturel
>>78998508
To be fair that was a pretty generic request in QC.
>>78960501
>>78960532
>>78960555
>>78960573
>>78960640
>>78960687
But these aren't funny.
Where's the funny? You said there would be funny!
>>78987135
I too only opened this thread looking for Handy Jay's discussion.
>>78998015
>>79000011
What is Handy Jays exactly? Does it have anything to do with Jephy Jeph? I'm just asking, I honestly have no idea.
>>79000165
It's a comic about handjob dispensing waitresses, and the only thing it has to do with Jeph is that the comic was made in QC threads.
