We all know that Dick is the sexiest man alive in DC but who would be the 2nd sexiest man alive in DC?
Aaaaand get ready for a Hal thread
>>78939684
Hal
>>78939684
Bruce or Supes
I call foul on Dick being the sexiest.
Apollo, he's so underrated.
>>78940327
Why? He is.
>>78939684
Hal, Hawkman, Aquaman,Bruceare my top contenders
>>78939684
Kyle Rayner I guess. He never seems to have any problems pulling women.
>>78939684
How weird do you think Bruce feels, knowing that lots of characters want to fuck one of his sons?
>>78940564
He's sexy but the sexiest? Saying that is ignoring a lot of sexy dudes in the dc.
>>78940659
>implying Bruce doesn't know that Dick is a slut
>>78939684
Guys, guys...It's clearly mother fuckin' Krypto the Superdog.
>>78939684
Amnesiac Bruce
>>78939713
This. It's a tie between the two, and only because they look so much alike
>>78940687
How is it that Dick doesn't have at least one kid by now? He's had to have had broken some condoms in his lifetime
>>78940727
>tfw Bruce goes back to being Batman when Julie cheats on him with a "Mr. Sparrow"
>>78939684
I think we all know who the actual sexiest man in DC is.
>>78940659
How do you think Dick feels, knowing that lots of characters want to fuck his surrogate father?
In all seriousness though, didn't Bruce once stage something of an intervention for Dick, because he thought his love life was getting out of hand?
>>78940772
No
He said he thought it was out of hand after Dick listed some women because Devin Grayson was writing it and then Dick left
>>78940772
There was an issue of Titans where Dick asks Bruce for career advice, and Bruce makes a crack about Dick's social life. Dick is confused, and asks him if he's talking about Helena, Jesse Quick, Clancy, Kori, Donna, or Barbara. Bruce just says that he trusts Dick to make the right choice
>>78940763
>not Bruce and Dick making out because Bruce thought Mr Sparrow was an ex colleague/lover of his and Dick went along with it
>>78940659
There was an issue where Bane points out that Nightwing and Huntress were sleeping together, and Bruce just pretends not to notice
>>78940636
Except out of the fridge
>>78940659
Like a proud father.
>>78940939
No he just said they move like lovers
>>78939702
>>78939704
Yeah
>>78940659
It's an asset
>>78940673
Is there even a single unsexy dude in the DCU?
>>78940659
"Home grown Robins"
>>78940756
>>78941267
Ted Kord.
>>78941480
>not wanting to buttfuck cookie dough
>>78940659
"Gotham's own Paris Hilton"
>>78941494
Is it because of a sex tape?Please say yes
umm hmmmm
Hal ?
>>78941528
Maybe this is why TNT passed on the show
>>78941277
>Bruce kidnaps young boys in order to train them in the ways of being sexy
I think I just figured out Batman's actual motives.
>>78942070
How did he go wrong with Tim, then?
>>78942089
Tim wasn't kidnapped, Bruce begrudgingly taught him.
>>78942089
>implying Tim isn't sexy
Anon pls
>>78942089
Tim's sexy in a different way. Instead of turning out to be an alpha like Bruce, but he just ended up being a qt twink. Mission still accomplished.
>>78942070
So was Steph part of this plan, too?
>>78942555
No that's why he pretends she doesn't exist. She just wasn't his type. Bruce isn't a fan of blondes. Black and red hair only.
>>78940939
He;s a perceptive guy.
probably Hal
>>78942623
So Dick is like his recruitment officer. Babs bangs Dick, gets to join the family. Helena bangs Dick, gets mad when Bruce doesn't let her join. Batwoman shows up, and Dick takes it upon himself to recruit her, and gets surprised when it doesn't work
>>78941469
This
>>78940756
Bruce realized what was going on an invested billions into Bat-Condoms.
>>78942623
>Bruce isn't a fan of blondes
Bruce had a thing for Sasha Bordeuax and Vicky Vale.
>>78939713
I'll vote for Superman since he's always played by Handsome men.
>>78939684
Aquaman
>>78943678
Blondes are boring.
Brunettes >>>>>>> blondes
>>78940756
Batman's secretly convincing Dick's ladies to disappear for 9 months so that he could adopt and train the babies to be future Robins. Dick's too busy bouncing from one chick to another to notice that they've gone missing
supes... but its because he's.... cute.
>>78944025
slut
>>78940740
Bruce Wayne is Superman confirmed
>>78939702
>>78939704
>>78941109
>all this love for Hal
awesome.
>>78943615
And Silver St. Cloud
DOUBLE DIGITS
>>78944025
best boy but not sexiest imo
>>78942663
for Dick.
>>78939684
>>78939702
I don't even like Hal Jordan. But the answer is Hal Jordan.
>>78944248
He, at the very least, has the second-best ass.
>>78944025
>supes with green eyes
What the shit is this
>>78944481
this one begs to differ
>>78941579
Yes, yes he is.
>>78944461
was getting Dicked part of your plan?
>>78942070
Dammit Bruce this is on you!!
>>78939684
Don't care what anyone else says, Dick Grayson is fucking overrated.
Also Midnighter is sexiest man in DCU.
>>78945319
You are my african-american brother.
He might not be the most conventionally handsome one, but his attitude and confidence makes him the sexiest.
Jason Todd probably.
>Daddy issues so he might have a daddy kink.
>>78940659
Like father like son.
Except Bruce was the sort of alpha James Bond type of the 20th century.
And Dick got cucked by his dad at which point he made a concerted effort to be a gigantic twat-tease to the entire DC female line up
>>78945466
Don't all Robins have daddy issues?
It's Hal.
Wanna know who's the actual sexiest man in the DCU?It's your husbando, anon.
>>78945466
>all those implications that Jason wants to fuck Bruce
>>78943835
Nah, he's right. Aquaman is most handsome.
>>78945466
>>78945526
Remember when Babs said Dick wants the batdick?
>>78944752
Best batgirl
>>78940659
Good job, son.
>>78946912
Yep, that's Cass Cain for ya.
>>78946807
At least Babs knows she's Worst Girl.
>>78946063
UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN
What if all the handsome guysheld hands
