Based Zuke Edition
Previous thread >>78909049
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
garnet sure is a big guy
what is under the sticky note
>>78913632
First for Jasper
>>78913680
Lewd things anon, lewd things...
Did zuke post any more clothed peri?
>>78913680
YD skullfucking Peri's severed head
>>78913680
I'll give you two guesses.
>yfw you realized the Steven Universe theme sounds just likeSpace Oddity
>>78913680
that's the thing about sticky notes, you know?
also it's not a sticky note, it's a post-it
and it's probably nothing
>>78913680
Itty bitty Peri titties.
>>78913680
"If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?"
>>78913670
Yo, turns out Mr. Maheswaran is CIA and not operator after all, Edit when?
Amy is THICK
>>78913632
We're back, baby!
JUST FUCK MY QUARTZ UP SENPAI
>>78913712
What
reminder that yellow diamond is pure evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMU_F3arSA
Would you?
>>78913712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZpMd9pQUO4
Prob been posted before but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZ_NUEo-Uo#t=63
So this is the new HSG
Episode when?
>>78913780
Well fuck me with a pearlbot.
So what makes Jasper so appealing?besides being super beefy
>>78913793
what is HSG and why is that relevant to this thread about this specific cartoon?
was there a new episode today?
>>78913793
Don't know, never been there.
>>78913701
No. I'm guessing because she posted the first one literally right as David Bowie's death was announced, so she didn't want to seem careless
>>78913808
she's all I'd want in a woman if I were gay
so a man
>>78913808
She's super confident. Beta males find that appealing.
>>78913795
Once the government take notice of gem activity
>>78913632
Real life Amethyst lol
>>78913808
Gotta be the hair.
>>78913771Would I?!
there's something wrong with this thread
>>78913670
No one cared who I was till I took off the enhancers.
>>78913808
Fan art that changes her body type, specifically the ones that make her appear feminine while mildly muscular at the same time and the ones that make her seem loving, lustful, or flustered.
>>78913849
>implying Amy wouldn't be a Hispanic girl.
Nah, the black girl is Garnet. Don't play.
>>78913771
Anyone with eyes would
>>78913793
What the fuck does Steven Universe have to do with Hearthstone?
>>78913849
Real life Pearl lol
>>78913883
Then nose isn't even right. Gtfo.
>>78913866
>Baned
>>78913866
FIRST ONE TO STOP SINGING TO STAY ON MY SHIP
>>78913873MI TORTA
>>78913808
cute hair
cute lips
could beat me up
![1642_1468[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DrIHCWL.png "1642_1468[1].png")
Thank you Zuke for making Amethyst great again
>>78913849
In all honesty she would look like this
Pearl would look like Ariane Friedrich
and Garnet would look like Blade
How do you think Amethyst feels knowing for a fact that she's going to outlive Vidalia? Or does she not even realized this yet?
sorry i'm late, been doing alot of stuff today, now where were we.... ahhh yes. i was just telling you toGET IN THE FUCKING EVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCpZL2NrVQ
>>78913905
How much did you tell him?
help
>>78913905
Mahou gems are the best.
>>78913914
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>78913680
probably a fucked up drawing so they just put a sticky note over it and tried again because you can't erase pen.
>>78913876
Majestic! A shitposter is still a shitposter, even in a dream!
>>78913929
I'm sure they've experienced in the past. They've literally been around for as long as human civilization
>>78913632
First for uh, damn, I posted it a while back and forgot by now.
Oh, right, battle against the cluster being an Evangelion reference with Steven rejecting the Third Gempact for Connie.
>>78913930
Why even bother if it's not weebish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04A1-NMv_4Y
>>78913914
Can't juke the Zuke.
>>78913914
You'd be kooky to think that Zukey is dukey
So, has anyone here met any of the Crewniverse?
you guys do know why yellow pearl is yellow right?
>>78913780
holy fuck
>>78913808
For me its her personality tbqh
>>78913930
>been doing alot of stuff today
bullshit
>>78913963
Actually the real reason is that Lauren Zuke is posting different Peridot fashions she drew. So she drew the head, and then she puts different sticky notes under it.
>>78913914
>>78913839
The government has full knowledge of the gems and gem activity.
Gems helped found the fucking government.
They just know better than to try and agitate/pick a fight with the Crystal gems when all they're doing is helping humanity.
>>78913979in my dreams
>>78913984
Because she got stained from years and years of being pissed onto by Yellow Diamond
prob made some grammar mistakes but dc
>tfw pic related never happened
I am kind of gladand disappointed
>>78913682
>>78913808
>>78913838
This is a Jasper thread now.
>>78914007
I love how you made your screencap as autistic as possbile. It's art.
>>78913931
And then they fucked
>>78913904
Don't forget the neck-biting. Jasper and neck-biting go together so well.
>>78913957
>>78914009
>Gems helped found the fucking government
>implying
The gem being on the money doesn't mean shit. Humans probably have a religion built around gems.
>>78913999brian is that you?
>>78913914
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>78914007
Get the Windows 8 shit in the bottom left for perfection.
>>78913965
But, alas, not too fast! The general swirls and churns unending!
>>78913883
lol
>>78913979
Sucrose was in my house twice.
>>78913808
She's a burly aggressive no-holds-barred (she knocked a human child unconscious with her head, for goodness sake) fighter who also has luscious flowing locks, a dislike of singing, and looked really hot dancing with Lapis. I guess you could say she's just a dynamite gal.
>>78913979
I met zuke, sugar and estelle
sugar and estelle were incredibly nice and sweet even though my encounter with them was brief
>>78914032
No, take Cheeto monster out of here please.
You think if I wrote a strongly worded but polite letter to RS she'll kill off the wacky green dorito?
fuck jasper
>>78913979
Met Sugar at NYCC because my friend wanted someone to wait in line with. Seeing her and all the cosplayers is what got me started on the show
>>78913914
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>78914032
>Jasper with short hair
>>78914074
What was the occasion
>>78913974
ohh by the way I HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT IN THE LAST FEW THREADS MA NIGGA
ARE YOU HERE TO SQUARE UP OR WUT?
>>78913924
Way too tall and thin to be Amethyst, but you tried it.
>>78914062
[Mayor Dewey fapping furiously in the distance]
>>78913680
She's been corrupted. Everything below the neck is shaped like a snake with a diamond pattern on her back.
Soon her head will change, and have a cobra hood resembling her hair.
>>78913682
How long until jasper teaches steven "Dodging 101"
>>78913849
Is that something bad
>>78913979
Rebecca mugged me at gun point onceThe worst part was that she didn't even need the money. She did it out of boredom.
>>78913979
>>78914032
>>78914078
are you implying that Zuke was a bitch?
>>78914085
That's the point.
>>78914078
What was your encounter with Zuke like
>Pearl is captured by the Diamonds>she leads a revolution of her own and rescues a bunch of other Pearls from Homeworld
>>78914082
>>78914083
no since they are way ahead in production than the episodes cn air and leakshe prob took take or peridot herself
>>78914085
That's the spirit!
Why did they remove Greg's part in the song for the show?
>>78914098
>too tall
1.55 isn't tall at all friendo and in this particularly old pic she had lost weight
>>78914124
i mean given they all share the same base brains i'm sure it wouldn't be too hard
what are the diamonds fighting that they need such a giant army for anyway?
not like rubies do shit besides die
>>78914093
She and my brother both attended SVA. They were friends, and she needed a quick place to stay while in NY. The second time was just to pop in and say hi to him. First time was cool, got to see some very bare-bones designs for what I assume(?) was future SU stuff.
>>78913930
FUSE WITH THE FUCKING WAIFUhaven't enjoyed an unironic AMV in so, so long
Is Joy Ride the best episode featuring the citizens of Beach City?
>JUST LET HIM BE A DJ
>Yellow Diamond will never call you disgusting human scum with utmost disdain and contempt in her voice
why live
>>78914149
They didn't. The part where he slams the grill down is Garnet singing.
>>78914107
You decide. The face is off, but she has the body.
>>78913958
This shit right here is why we need Indexer.
>>78913780
My friend showed me this months ago. Pretty neat.
>>78914159
>tfw Rose will never crush your head with those thighs
>>78913680
Pa k kieres saber eso jaja saludos
>>78914097
English is literal shit and so are you.
Canon words to describe Pearl: Nice looking, fancy, hot, terrifying, renegade.
>>78914172
no
rising tides crashing skies is
CUTE
U
T
E
>>78914097
Why is this lapis instead of birdmom?
>>78914132
SOURCE
>>78914178
Yeah, and in the extended version it's Greg singing
>>78913632
Why is Peridot so adorable?
>>78914191
no anon that was awful.
>>78914112
I keep seeing this pasta, who was it about originally? I couldn't find the source.
poil has best feet.
>>78914149
>Rose's Sword stuck in the ground
That's an ancient gem artifact and it has a scabbard for a reason you DESIGNATED little shit.
>>78914172
Joy Ride is great, but my absolute favorite human episode has to be Shirt Club. It had the most laughs for me.
>>78914185
>Spanish memes
>>>/plp/
>>78914190
Other canon words are: lost, defective piece of shit
>>78914191
too much ronaldo for me
>>78914076
Who wants to place bets on her backstory involving a corrupted gem from the war shattering her true love on the one day she didn't do a perimeter check?[spoiler/]Her wedding day or whatever the gem equivalent of that is? Idk congunx endura like transformers idk.
/r/ing this with Jasper
>>78913883
you're fuckin disgusting.
>>78914049
jesus
>>78914202
It seems that they recorded that later on. In Season 3, they'll probably change it to have Greg sing "Believe in."
Do we know why SU has such shitty hiatuses? It's super popular and makes a bunch of money doesn't it?
what does clod mean?
Will Steven befriend the final big bad?
>>78914165
>First time was cool, got to see some very bare-bones designs for what I assume(?) was future SU stuff
What was it?
peridot is good
fuck
>>78914190
Didn't Steven call her approachable or sociable or something in Fusion Cuisine?
>>78913979
zuke murdered me once in halo 2
>>78914229
you can never have enough rolando
>>78914223
It takes in that which will make it stronger.
>>78914218
It was originally about Flying Lotus, but it's a fake story anyway.
>>78914112
heh heh le funny copy pasta meme is so funy XD xD dX
>>78914191
RS/CS was shit. I love Ronaldo and I disliked it, that's how bad it was.
>>78914199
JASSPER
>>78914228
You can't even say that last thing on a kid's show!
>>78914232
Where is this originally from?
So what do the Japs think of Steven Universe?
Why does Connie never get any love?
>>78914244
Because the bomb format brings in huge ratings.
>>78914244
apparently it gets better ratings that way
>>78914117
>>78914120
I already posted about it and I got shit from rabid zukefags, ironically.
>>78914251
It was in comparison to Garnet and Amethyst. Amethyst eats garbage and S1 Garnet was pretty dang taciturn.
>>78914124
All pearls fuse. Pearl colossus. Fucking huge bird made out of salt.
>>78914244
Kiddies like TTG and Gumball more
>Crack the Whip
>Amethyst vs Steven
>Kindergarten Kid
>Hit the Diamond
Next episode run when
>>78914244
cartoons dont make money, toys do.
Hooray for Lapis!
>>78914275
because the realized how obnoxious she was after being forced into the formula
>>78914291
I hope that lapis ends up dying.
>>78914190
The hot one
Why did Peridot ask Amethyst "can you shift into anything?" Can't every Gem? Does Peridot not know how? Is it not done on Homeworld? Or maybe shapeshifting is just difficult and most Gems can only do simple things unless they practice a lot like Amethyst.
>>78914264
needs more ass
>>78914275
Because she's boring.
>>78914263
I'm not the biggest Ronaldo fan and I thought it was really funny.
>>78913632
Is there going to be more of Season 2? They wouldn't end the season like that right?
>>78914264
That's quite the waistline.
>>78914276
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJYkA-fPyJM
>>78914159
Someone saved a picture I made. Cool.
>>78914275
she hasn't been around in a while
>>78914251
From the transcript
> Pearl! You're always worried about me, you teach me lots of stuff, *puts hand on her shoulder* you're approachable, and you're, like, totally not gross.
her "not being able to eat dinner" was a bullshit excuse btw. It wasn't homecooking, and it was short notice. There's a lot of excuses you could come up with for why Pearl wouldn't be eating.
>>78913979
i tried to do the HOTS recruit a friend thing with zuke because i thought it'd give me free stuff but it didn't
>>78914314
It's the midseason finale, don't worry. We should still have 20-odd episodes after this one.
>>78914275
what do you mean? Are you talking about in /sug/?
its just more fun to shitpost about here but i rather like connie desu.
>>78914199
http://exhentai.org/g/762680/b69ac74276/
>>78914281
I am admittedly a Zukefag but I can understand if she acted unapproachable or something like that. Recount the tale again old friend.
>>78914314
Nah dude show's over. No more.
>>78914281
Lol just look away nigga. Who cares if the zukefags get riled? Honestly that should be a reward for you.
>>78914248
Not even a character design, more like a character idea? The only reason I knew it was SU cause I saw the old Diamond Authority symbol on the page crossed out in favor of another symbol. If I had a tablet, I could just sketch what I remember.
>>78914305
Have we seen any other gem besides Amethyst shapeshift?
>>78914275
She ruins their ships I guess. Not a problem if you are like me and ship her with Pearl instead of Steven.
>>78914314
That was only the mid season finale anon. We're currently on episode 26/50, so Message Received was this seasons Ocean Gem and Log Date 7 15 2 was this seasons House Guest (but much better)
Amethyst is under-appreciated. She'll shape-shift to look like what you want her to look like and she'll do dirty things with you that none of the other gems would.
>>78914352
Garnet shapeshifted into Steven to play Steven Tag
>>78914291
Guys, last thread I started to become a Lapisfag. Post Sardonyx to put me back on the path to rightousness.
>>78914327
pearl could have just preached she was vegan
o wait then connie wouldn't have forced character development
everything with her feels forced or they have to break another character for her scenes to make sense
>>78913883
needs less flesh
>>78914275
because she's the common enemy of all Steven x gem shippers
>>78914369
>under-appreciated
the right amount of appreciation she deserves
>>78914334
If you're above level 5 you don't get anything.
>>78914358
you are even worse. than the lapidot fags.
>>78914352
Garnet and Steven.
Afraid of being broken, the poor heart,
Avoided affection, like a poisonous dart.
For the ignorant thing hadn't been taught,
That it's always better to take a shot,
And in the process, fall,
Than never having loved at all.
She just wants to go home, /sug/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkxeX7t4Jiw&ab_channel=FabioTesta%C3%AC
>>78914301
You piece of shit fucking cunt I hope you have a lovely day!
>>78914240
>>78914149
The real question is guys, why do you want the worst singer on the show to be in the intro anyway?
>>78914369
She'll also smell like hot, fetid, garbage the entire time and will shape shift a dick as you cum as a joke.
>>78914373
Let the thirst consume you.
>>78914244
CN needs more timeslots for TTGO and reruns of the ten TTGO movies.
>>78914352
Garnet became Steven to play Steven Tag.
Wait, does that mean Ruby and Sapphire became Steven too?
>>78914223
Ancient Gem Artefact Weapon with 17 purity seals. Made from a materials and techniques from the forgotten Dark Age of Technology.
>>78914351
u got ms paint draw bitch
>>78914369
but opal's got her raw with pearl's grace
just picture her big fat horsecock as you cuddle her knee
>>78914378
ConniexSteven Master race Unite!
>>78914390
She'll die anon. She'll die as per hakeiko
>>78914370
Right. I'm rusty after the hiatus. Well, then it's probably because shape-shifting is very taxing but Amy just don't give a fuck.
>>78914361
>>78914340
>>78914336Next episode when
>>78914399
what's there to motorboat
>>78914373
There's no going back now anon.
>>78914386
are you perchance a fan of fish
Mtg post
>>78914393
Because fuck you, it's just one line and Greg is an important character
>>78914369
fat people make me sick and should be killed
>>78914417
Supposedly in February
>>78914194those other two rubies are probably dead
>>78914422
Welcome to jail, me.;_;
So if the Crystal Gems are the good guys, and the Diamonds are the bad guys, why is there a diamond on the dollar bill?
Is the government in the Diamond Authority's pocket? Did a Diamond help humanity somehow? Because otherwise, wouldn't this be the equivalent of putting a swatiska on a shekel?
>>78914411
>mspaint
kek, give me ten mins and I'll just sketch and take a quick pic of it
>>78913979
Went to college with Steven Sugar tho didn't know him all that close despite being in the same graduating class.
other than that, lolnope.
>>78914398
>and will shape shift a dick as you cum as a joke.
Jokes on you, that's my fetish!
>>78914383
Sorry anon, I'll try not to trigger you anymore.
>>78914225
>remember that episode where Steven was a sniper and shot the mayor?
So I just skip through episodes, constantly, for some reason. I never watch an episode from start to finish. I don't do this with any other show.
The fuck is wrong with me?
>>78914373
Do you see how much pain she's in? She needs a friend right now.
>>78914386
I still remember in the days when I scared to touch you
How I spent my day dreamin' plannin' how to say I love you
You must have known that I had feelings deep enough to swim in
That's when you opened up your heart and you told me to come in
Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
I just don't wanna stop
Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much
I just don't wanna stop
Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
>>78914219
Yesssssss!! You actually made more thank you! Man you have improved a lot since that last Poil foot pic
>>78914433
C'mon, man. You can at least try to get the order of the mana symbols right.
>>78914474
>tfw I literally just watched this episode
eerie indiana...
>>78914438
Surely people who spend all their time on 4chan will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. That's worse than being fat.
>>78914438
sounds like a personal problem
>>78914369
>wanting her to shapeshift just for your amusement
>not loving her the way she is
>>78914440
supposedly in February only because it would make no fucking sense for CN to put the show on hiatus for another 2 months after we just got out of a 3 month hiatus.
>>78914444
yes nigga, keep going, i'm enjoying this
>>78914194
>the bottom right Ruby will betray and kill her former comrades
>>78914417
We're hoping February. There isn't anything scheduled for the next week or two and Cartoon Network's been giving radio silence. Matt has claimed that he thinks the current schedule should be satisfactory.
>>78914308
I agree.
Pic related is best Jasper.
>>78914433
I like it. I'm not up to snuff on my terminology, but wouldn't it be better for the beginning of her effect to read: "as an additional cost to cast Opal, Giant Woman?" If not, then you have to specify what happens if you don't exile Amethyst and Pearl. Also, I'm not so sure about g, but I guess being part amethyst would be enough for that.
>>78914472
>>78914463
Human society doesn't know a lot about the Gems. Look at how much Mrs. M knew after being face-to-face with them twice.
It's just a symbol.
>>78914185
pra k vc quer saber isso kkkkkkk adios
>>78914501
Are you smoking crack? The fact that Amethyst has such great shapeshifting abilities is what makes her a good waifu to have.
>>78914477
Prob a short attention span. Something about the voices? Characters personality or design?
Artstyle?
Music?
Don't know, don't feel bad though.
I used to do the same, and still haven't watched the episodes I've skipped.
>>78914463
It means human civilization has been shaped by gemkind
>>78914339
GIVE ME A LINK I CAN ACTUALLY READ
>>78914473
That would be appreciated.
