>Batman cucks Robin, who was supposed to be like a son to him
This shit ruined DCAU Bats for me.
Bruce you colossal asshole.
I'm so glad you die alone and a soulless shell of a man.
>>78907595
>implying you wouldn't
Didn't things end between Dick and Barbara before Bruce moved in?
>>78907595
That shit was terrible and totally OOC.
DCAU had garbage ships all-around.
He does with a son to carry on his legacy and he makes him soup every night
the one thing I really enjoyed about this incarnation is over the years you see him slowly becoming more an more insane
takes two to fuck
>>78907793
You think so?
Bad End Beyond just fucked up Batman entirely from the start, what with the whole "lives alone and bitter because he alienated every friend he ever had" thing
>>78907595
Babs was a slut in this show who was throwing the pussy to everyone
Bruce didn't even have to try she just gave it to him.
>>78907646
More like babs broke up with dick and started working even more closely with bruce
>>78907891
I'm remembering this for when I have kids
>>78907891
Haha, Bad End Beyond. I fucking like it.
>>78907638
Yes I would but Batman is a hero who should be better than that.
>>78907891
total slut
glad she got btfo
>>78907595
and dick returned the favor with selina. what's your point?
>>78907595
Okay so what is worse shit Batman X Batgirl or Batman X Wonder Woman?
Keep in mind in one of these ships it never even went anywhere since they never dated.
>>78908274
Wait, did he sleep with her at some point?
How did the world's greatest detective not know to wear a condom?
>>78908314
Babs poked a hole in it she wanted to baby trap Bruce to get rich
you talk about Dick but what about Jim? When the show started Babs was still this daddy's girl student with a stuffed bear, at most probably 16 years old still in High School. Bruce would have known about her since then working close with Gordon and still fucked her
>>78908387
Bruce misinterpreted her putting on a Batsuit and fighting crime as flirting
>What could I do, Jim? I told her no but she just kept beating up criminals in dirty alleys. A man's got needs!
>>78908387
This. Bruce knew her from her reads-Tiger-Beat years. Fucking her would be like fucking a stepdaughter.
>>78908387
Yes Batman is clearly forcing Babs to hop on his dick
That's his best friends lil girl
>>78908387
Bravo Timm....
>>78907891
Yeah, I'ma need the original of this. Or at least a storytime.
>>78908507
>I'm 7 weeks pregnant
>I'll have to congratulate Dick
>he's only been back 3 weeks
>>78908387
She was in college, as was Dick. You see them at the same school in an episode.
>>78908533
>Then I'll have to congratulate my dick.
>>78907656
But the show acknowledged it was a shit-ship. Bruce says it was a mistake, Babs feels like it was mistake and he was her rebound guy after Dick. Dick admitted he was too busy trying get out of Bruce's shadow and do his own shit to give Babs what she needed and he fucked up, but Bruce porking his son's GF and his best friend's daughter was a huge fuck up.
Babs still hates Bruce for it and even Terry was like "Dats fucked up, Old Man"
>>78907595
and of course the DCAU comics have babs miscarry their baby.
>>78907656
This
>Hawkgirl/John stewart
>Vixen/john stewart
>batman/wonderwoman
All garbage
>>78908682
John and Hawkgirl was cool before they ruined Hawkman.
>>78908754
Nah they were boring.
>>78908754
John/Hawkgirl was never cool. It wasn't nearly as shit as Hawkgirl/Red Arrow, but I was never a fan.
>>78908682
John and Hawkgirl was good until the love triangle and the fucking egyptian cuck flashback episode.
It also had the question/huntress pairing that I thought was nice
>>78908568
Yes, it's an edit.
>>78908822
The best thing that came out of Hawkgirl/red arrow was Kendra dreaming about fucking carter in the skies.
>>78907595
One woman could never handle Dick.
The man is an elemental force of sex. I'm homophobic and I'd still let him do me.
>>78907891
Which is so unlikely to happen with Batman...
>>78908875
Dick is sexy but he isn't a sex god as so much he is a pretty boytoy.
>>78908682
>Hating Wonderbat
>>78908904
He does it on a regular basis though
>>78908922
>liking wonderbat
>>78908836
Huntress/Question pairing was something Rucka did in the comics.
>>78908836
The only character I ship Hawkgirl with besides Hawkman is Sand.
>>78908754
>Implying Hawkman had not already been ruined for YEARS!
>>78908908
I think that he is a meta-human with superpowers exclusively focusing and working on sexual performance.
I can't imagine a normal human can sexually satisfy Tamaranian.
This is why I don't trust Timm and Dini as storytellers. They put their fetishes before characterization every time.
>>78909017
Making him a delusional creepy stalker and a reincarnated kek doesn't help.
>>78908822
Red Arrow is always in the worst ships mate.
Red Arrow/Hawkgirl is shit.
Arsenal/Starfire is shit.
Red Arrow/Chesire is shit.
He just brings everything down in his presence.
>>78909073
True, but I can't really blame Bruce Timm for this one when the comics can't even think what to do with Hawkman.
>>78908309
He should have gotten her pregnant
>>78908922
Yeah, I don't like Diana getting treated like shit by writers. Why do you?
>>78909052
Who's to say he was? Good chance star just places emotional satisfaction over physically satisfaction.
>>78909133
Red arrow/Cheshire is a good shotty couple tho. They're People who shouldn't get together but nobody else can stand them so now they're stuck with each other.
>>78908682
>>78908754
>>78908836
Hawkstewart was amazing, a mature adult relationship in the midst of super stuff. They naturally progressed over several seasons, the big Starcrossed event happened, by JLU they moved on and it was a bit awkward with no drama, the whole thing with there Warhawk reactions. ...classic stuff.
>>78907638
Stupid frog poster
>>78909288
>Hawkstewart
That's a horrible ship name. I hate this pairing for that fact alone.
>>78909360
>Greengirl
>Lanternhawk
>Niggerbird
This is harder than I thought
>>78909288
Exactly. Seeing a relationship rise and fall progressively over the years was refreshing.
>>78909669
Nut it was a shit relationship in the first place.
>>78908369
This, mang. He was balls deep, too.
>>78908369
>>78909826
...Like, seriously. This is canon.
>>78909754
Nuts are for squirrels
>>78910244
And ur mum
>>78907891
I don't why she HAD to be pregnant
like they couldn't just have Babs confess to Dick or something?
>>78910357
>tfw his mom is Squirrel Girl.
>>78910433
Higgins is a pretty soap opera tier writer
>>78907595
>>Batman cucks Robin, who was supposed to be like a son to him
I like to think he just got back together with his true waifu
>>78909754
No it wasn't. People calling it "shit" and "boring" have no actual argument for why it was.
>>78907638
Unintelligent Amphibian Presenter
>>78909859
I am surprised Alfred never called him on that shit.
>>78907891
>Bruce didn't know how long Dick had been back
DCAU Bruce really doesn't like him, huh
>>78912683
Did Starfire even exist in the DCAU?
>>78912847
No.
>>78907891
>>78912816
Because it was shitty writing all around.
>>78912847
TT wasn't a part of the DCAU?
>>78912816
Alfred probably wanted to fuck Bruce and Barbara too.
>>78912899
It wasn't, no.
>>78908959
I'm surprised that wasn't touched upon at all in the Flashpoint story.
>>78912899
Are you idiot?
You still didn't know that? You didn't know that Star-fire, raven, or beast-boy wasn't mention in the justice league show? Did you watch both shows?
>>78912899
>>78912955
There was a Teen Titans in the DCAU but it wasn't THE Teen Titans show.
Bruce mentions it to Vergil when he asks where Robin is.
>>78912977
>Flashpoint
Fuck I mean Convergence. The story with Question II and Batwoman and Huntress. Renee and Helena are even living together and Kate thinks they're an item.
>>78912977
Well, in the Convergence story, Kate thought that Helena and Renee were sleeping together.
>>78912899
>>78913035
To be fair Speedy being exactly like TT Speedy and voiced by the same VA made things seem a bit murky at the time. Just because we never saw or heard of the TT doesn't meant they never ever existed or that more serious versions of those characters exist within the DCAU. Also on an episode of Static Shock Vergil asks where Tim Drake is and Batman says he's with "The Titans". So the Titans do actually exist in the DCAU in some form.
Fucking casuals...
>>78913164
I bet they threesomed afterward
>>78908836
>>78907595
>>78909859
>>78909826
What the hell is with bruce timm and cucking people? Hell, In his latest movie, I assume the "batman" is going to cuck the professor wife.
>>78913196
Yeah I just thought it was strange nobody mentions that Helena knew Vic, since it was all Rucka.
>>78913294
She probably used Renee as a Vic stand-in.
Why even acknowledge shitty comics that were written a decade later by different creators?
Just ignore them like any other fan-fiction, like The Widening Gyre.
>>78913442
Because somebody thought it would be a good idea.
Anyway DCAU Bruce still banged Barbara and that's pretty shitty.
DCAU Barbara is pretty horrible.
>>78913246
That's his fetish or he realllllllly wants to get fucked by Batman.
>>78914059
New 52 Barbara is much, much worse though.
>>78912835
They didn't exactly part on good terms, really.
>>78913246
It's honestly just a coincidence, it's /co/ with the obsession with cucking.
>>78913442
Honestly, that's what I do. These comics are about as canon to me as the Star Wars Expanded Universe even before Disney went ahead and chucked it for their new movie universe canon.
>>78913442
The only comics I take with the DCAU are the Batman Adventures ones, particularly the later runs.
>>78910433
>I don't why she HAD to be pregnant
So she could miscarry via punch to the face, silly
>>78908600
>Bruce says it was a mistake, Babs feels like it was mistake and he was her rebound guy after Dick. Dick admitted he was too busy trying get out of Bruce's shadow and do his own shit to give Babs what she needed and he fucked up
You got sauce for all this cause I wanna see
>>78914994
Whoa, is that what happened? Because it sounds awful.
>>78915182
Yes.
It was hilarious.
She tried stopping a crime as a civilian, got punched in the face, and there's a panel/page of her curled up on the ground.
>>78912899
IIRC, word of god on that is that they originally intended it as DCAU, red tape got in the way, and they left it vague intentionally. It's up to viewer interpretation.
>>78915182
Literally everything about the pregnancy arc/story was terrible
>>78914455
>it's 4chan with the obsession with cucking.
FTFY
>>78916234
Oh yeah, that's actually true, Anon.
>>78915777
Into the trash this goes.
Wow Kyle Higgins wrote this shit, right? What a fucking hack.
>>78915777
The whole run of the comic was dedicated to taking Batman Beyond's various bad ends and making them worse
Like how they made Kirk Langstrom turn back into Manbat after neglecting his terminally ill wife, only to have him redeem himself by committing suicide
>>78916411
This show was most dark and quite the nightmare fuel in hindsight.
>>78916333
Yeah I think his love for Dick/Babs compromised any storytelling ability he had
And he didn't have much to begin with
Where the hell did you guys took this shit? I've watched the whole Batman TAS, JL, JlU and all animated movies about Bats and haven't seen this disgusting ship. Is it from Batman Beyond or smth? Cuz I watched just few episodes of that and found it kinda boring.
>>78916850
>where did this come from
>is it from the one DCAU show I didn't watch
I wonder
>>78907595
Dammit OP now I have Batman & Robin do Batgirl mmf dp spit-roasting threesome fantasy stuck in my head.
>>78912890
>Now, let's hit those showers!
>>78916411
>Bane ravaged by Venom use
If Terry took that mask off, would he die?
>>78909396
Greenhawk.
>>78919410
don't call it a spit-roasting, its a turn off
>>78919879
It would be terribly painful
>>78921371
don't worry that's not all they do to her.
>>78921446
You're a big guy.
>>78916850
Did you watch The New Batman Adventures?
>>78916850
It happened in TNBA, Batman Beyond, and I think Barbara flirts with Bruce in one of the movies. The Batwoman one maybe?
>>78922029
The Batwoman movie wasn't even produced by Bruce Timm. There wasn't really anything in TNBA
>>78907595
wow, you can really relate to dick huh?
>cucking your adopted son
What the fuck
>>78922907
It's like Reverse-Otacon
>>78908274
>>78908309
>>78909145
>>78922966
Selina's a slut anyway, Bruce wouldn't give a shit. Bruce fucks who he pleases.
>>78923012
Very true. But it always is Bruce and Selina in the end of most stories.
>>78922966
>kissing for a page is the same as fucking!
Okay
>>78923191
>it's not
>>>/tumblr/
>>78922966
COMPLETE WHORES
>>78909288
Nothing about their relationship was "mature" or "adult".
It was just two people fucking each other sometimes. Not like I was expecting /co/ to know anything about relationships.
>>78907595
Was this what made Dick cut ties with Bruce in the DCAU? I'm glad they have a better relationship in the comics.
>>78923191
>Missing the sexual tension and implied sex acts for later.
anon plz
>>78922229
There were some weirdly flirty moments.
>>78923592
She looks like a red head version of Alexa Bliss
>>78922966
Forgive me I haven't read that issue in some time, but didn't she do that just to make Bruce jealous? I distinctly remember Dick laughing in her face.
>>78923712
Yes
She kissed him so Dick would tell Bruce to make him jealous, and he went along with it because Dixon is weird and she was annoying him.
>>78923449
Bruce treating him and everyone else like crap was the main reason. Bruce stopped caring about them outside of crime fighting after a while.
>>78923012
True, Bruce don't love these hoes
>>78907638
No, i wouldn't. Having morals is something you should have. You cynical pile of human waste.
>>78908922
>liking wonderbat
Having shit taste is one thing anon, but this is going to far
>>78909859
>Alfred is so tired of this shit
>Emotionally damaged man spends every night punching people.
>Expect it to end well.
Like a good end was ever even in the realm of possible. I know you faggots just eat up The Brave and The Bold type shit, but come on this shit should be obvious.
Wait, wasn't this picture of his hypno-wife that poison ivy made for all the rich dudes to kill then and take their money?
>>78916411
>never tapping that ass
Nigga, they spent the night together. In non-PG rated terms, they fucked
>>78921690
>>78922029
I don't remember this in TNBA, can you tell me which episode it is? I can't believe they let this shit happen in my perfect DCAU
>>78927330
"You Scratch My Back", S04E05
>>78927834
Wait, that's about Dick/Selina. Babs/Bruce isn't brought up outside of Beyond and the shitty Batwoman movie.
>>78923609
>Alexa Bliss
Googled thinking this was a porn star
>>78927982
I wish. She's a wrestler which is slightly different.
>>78907595
Look at Bruce's grin. He fucking knows what he's doing, he just doesn't give a fuck.
>>78927867
Not exactly. Babs did have a dream about Bruce when she was in college. I guess it was the Batgirl debut episode of BTAS
>>78922966
But didn't Dick end up going all "bros B4 hoes" on her after this scene, or was that a different comic?
>>78907595
I will never understand why men have this kind of mentality. A pussy is like a plate, just wash it for the next guy to use. Ever since I started thinking this way I've become a far better man and the quality of my life has been far better. Your girl cheated on you? Big deal. If you care about her that much just forgive her and get over it, if not then toss her out like a sack of garbage. I find it hard to believe Dick Grayson out of all people, even if it's an AU version of him, will be so petty to throw away all the years Bruce supported him just because he dicked Barbra once.
>>78923012
This, 100% this. Besides, Bruce and Selina's relationship is pretty much bulletproof since they're always endgame material. Just shows you how mature Bruce is because at the end of it all he loves her and she loves him and that's all that matters. It's like my friend who got married to his college sweetheart and she was a whore since college to pay for her student loans and make easy money after college between working.
>>78928261
>I find it hard to believe Dick Grayson out of all people, even if it's an AU version of him, will be so petty to throw away all the years Bruce supported him just because he dicked Barbra once.
Except he didn't give a fuck about them fucking. He disliked Bruce because Bruce ended up treating him and everybody else like shit, especially when they weren't in costume.
>>78928241
Yep
>>78923298
Just like real women. :^)
>>78928411
So OP is just a lying shitposting faggot, thanks.
>>78907638
sure, I'd have sex with Bruce, but that's besides the point.
>>78907638
Which begs the questions; Has Bruce banged everyone? Is he the biggest manwhore in comics?
>>78908600
>>78907595
heaven fucking forbid that batman/bruce actually does a mistake - you know, a HUMAN thing to do - that wasn't part of some "plan"
>>78928435
There was another time during Tony Daniel's Dickbats run when they met up half-naked by the pool. Selina says something about how he looks just like Bruce.
>>78928681
DCAU Bruce fucked literally everybody.
Catwoman, Batgirl, Superman, Cheetah, Bruce Timm, Vicki, Talia, Andrea, those three Batwomen, Dick Grayson and Tim Drake in a figurative sense...
The problem is not that he cucked Dick. The real issue is
>fucks Babs
>doesn't fuck WW
Literally who would choose this life? Bruce is a fucking retard.
>>78928057
it looks like the kind of photo he'd send to dick in spite
>>78928958
He probably did, he's just that much an asshole.
>>78928738
>>78929047
>>78929047
>>78929064
>"I'm not going to chase after you, Selina."
>chases after her
>>78909859
Yes! Honest Batass is never wrong.
>>78907638
Considering that he can have pretty much any girl he wants, if I were in his situation I wouldn't cuck my adopted son.
>>78928691
Hell of a mistake to accidentally land in someone's vagina multiple times a night for a few years.
>>78928261
Why would Dick want to be near someone who treats him like garbage?
Surely he has more self esteem than that?
>>78928261
>he dicked Barbra once
>once
anon he was in a romantic relationship with her and was up there with Talia in lovers he reminisced about.
Why is this even being discussed? Everyone agrees it was shit and Timm should be ashamed. It's one of those things that's better left forgotten.
you cant "cuck" someone. A cuckold is someone who wants it.
>>78929047
>cougar selina
Whoa calm down there penis
>>78930843
Yes god forbid Batman have any human flaws or ever give in to his base impulses.
>>78931587
But that is a flaw. Being an asshole is a flaw. And this batman was the ass.
>>78928261
>he dicked Barbra once
He got her pregnant. What would you do if your father figure got your girlfriend pregnant?
>>78930906
No it isn't.
>noun
>noun: cuckold; plural noun: cuckolds
> 1.
> the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
>verb
>verb: cuckold; 3rd person present: cuckolds; past tense: cuckolded; past participle: cuckolded; gerund or present participle: cuckolding
> 1.
> (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
>>78912890
>>78907595
Can you blame her? Just imagine being Babs and being in the cave with Bruce as he changes out of his sweaty, dirty Batsuit. Her being able to make out the lining of his huge bulge. Babs tending to his wounds as he look at her in the eyes with his silver blue eyes. No woman could resist such a situation.
>>78932639
Fuck and impregnate his cat girlfriend to make it even.
>>78914364
>Nu52 Babs is dating a black guy
>this is worse than sleeping with your boyfriend's figurative father
>>78934281
/k/at fucker is that you
>>78934320
As a black guy I can say it isn't. Also, I like redheaded girls. Green eyes, too.
>>78934320
On /co/, it is worse.
>>78908283
>Batman X Batgirl
Worst Batship
Dick should have fucked James Gordon as a revenge against both Bruce and Barbara.
>>78934779
>>78908682
This. Also Batman/Zatanna. Bruce should never be with superpowered chicks
>implying Babs didn't want the Bat D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l51dZBSs12w
>>78934779
>>78934779
>>78934361
I too am Black and i too love the redheads. Lets be bro's!
>>78934779
I don't think that that's how it works...
>>78935234
Dick/Zatanna > Bruce/Zatanna
>>78928745
>superman
when?
Bruce, at the end of the day, is still just a man. And he craves hot young pussy just like the rest of us. Especially blue eyed redheads, you just can't resist them.
>>78908309
no, he fought crime with her
you dont actually think bruce and babs did the DEED do you? shit everything we saw onscreen leads me to believe she just got into an uncomfortably flirty phase with him while getting a major ladyboner for fighting crime as a duo. it's like the doofenshmirtz-perry thing
>>78928435
Dick is so great.
>>78938764
You objectively cannot be more wrong.
>>78940147
Yeah. I love Dick too.
Wait a minute...
>implying there's anyone on here who wouldn't do the exact same thing Bruce did
>>78941023
Well, yeah, but it'd still be fucked.
>>78912810
>steven tumblrverse
>>78935511
>you fucked my dad
>so it's only fair I fuck your dad
Makes sense to me.
Why are we scolding Bruce for sleeping with Barbara behind Dick's back and not scolding Barbara for being a whore?
>>78943442
Men are held to a higher standard.
>>78940473
Haha I get it because Dick is also slang for penis
>>78943442
Because secretly we would fuck Bruce if given the chance. Especially if we wanted it for years before finally being given it.
>>78941023
>Shoes on the bed
Uncultulred whore
>>78943442
Actually, I was pretty much just thinking how Babs probably only ever dated Dick to be her substitute Batman.
Do you think she actually likes him at all or only wants him to be "Bruce/Bat but hers"?
>>78938764
You fucking idiot, in the Batman Beyond comics they DID do it.
>>78935853
I'm pretty sure that Dick X Zatanna was only a thing in the Young Justice universe, you filthy fucking YJshipper.
>>78943442
Because bruce is the fucking adult in this situation and should know better.
>>78928435
But he's wrong. Bats would have hidden it but you'd betcha he'd have been butt devastated to the max.
>>78944396
but it's the best ship
>>78943442
It's more fucked up on Bruce's part. At the end of the day Babs is just some ho, but Bruce RAISED Dick. There's something wrong with a man who gladly frolics in his friend's old pastures behind his back. It's extra twisted when that friend is basically your son.
>>78912890
I just woke up my room mate you asshole, well done
>>78944555
"Say it backwards". I think that is just the smoothest shit every time I see it and I don't care if this scene was manufactured for the delivery of that line, I'm jelly of that smoothness.
>>78916411
Where's the panther PTSD man getting hit by a train
>>78934320
Who the fuck said she was worse because she's dating a black dude? Stop projecting, faggot.
>>78944684
Right in front of his other fuckbuddy, too. Batgirl and Zatanna just taking turns with Dick, and they don't even mind
>>78944555
That babs look
To me, it's as if she's saying
>alright but don't get too good looking you two, don't wanna risk my Endgame potential
The only way Dick could get back at Bruce is if he fucks The Joker. Bruce loves the Joker.
>>78944011
Well she did like Batman more than Dick and her first episode was her fantasizing about Batman
