>Wolverine casually uses his claws as utensils
>Wonder Woman deflects projectiles with her bracelets.
>People keep firing at Superman as he slowly walks towards them, unfazed.
>Spider-Man hanging from the ceiling for no other reason than to remind everyone he's Spider-Man
>Captain America's shield is broken to show that shit is real.
>>78904423
Bump
>When all you see of Batman are his shadowed outline and his eyes.
>>78904423
superman moves laterally at high speed while remaining in an upright position
>>78904423
>Wolverine actually sounding canadian
>Batman's belt falls off
>Pants fall down, out plops the bat dick
I love it when henchmen get humanised. When they have their own personalities and aren't just disposable mooks to get thrown at the hero.
>Spider-Man get serious the villian just stare at him while shitting his pants.
man why Spidey dont get serious more often
Black Bolt obliterates someone with his voice
>>78905462
Superman's flight is based on xyz pathing. he's not a fucking bird bro. He can fly facing forward in a standing position full speed. Fucking telekinetic field. How does Superman work!?
>>78905914
This is absolutely the best, even when they're silly. Tomb Raider had this if you listened to their dialogue, and oddly they were more compelling characters than either Mathias or any of the main cast.
And of course the Xtacles/Decepticles were one of the best parts about Frisky Dingo.
>>78904423
I love seeing him roast shit over a fire with his claws.
>Dr.strange still keeps up with sports like a normal dude.
>Superheroes having a meal in full costume
>>78906238
Loses the impact if it happens too often
>>78906726
if they keep it on during 'bed time fun' then I'm fucking sure they keep it on for lame shit like eating at BBQ's.
>>78906758
true, can somebody please post some serious spidey moments. i really miss them
>books that focus on random-ass C and D listers teaming up together
Bonus points if they get to bitch about how nobody gives them credit when they save the world
>>78906784
What? do you think Lois makes superman dress up like a fucking firefighter? fucking in costume is all they can do.Wearing other people's costumes is off the table since it's really hard to pretend to be your friend fucking another one of your friends. despite how fucking hot it is to us
>>78907082
remember that time flash had his wife dress as another hero? LOL
>>78904423
>reed richards always stretching not because he has to but because he's a dick
>>78907142
well they were going to a costume party, Barry was supposed to go as Batman
>>78907212
Zoom should have been dressed as Joker.
>>78907082
>fucking in costume is all they can do.
That seems like it would get old fast.
>>78907142
lolwut?
>there will never be a comic where Bruce and Diana get together and make each other dress like Superman in bed.
>>78907253
he should have gone dressed as Zoom.Then when flash finally can't take it anymore and asks who is it that went dressed as zoom he says:
>>78906563
I remember seeing a formula made by some college students that said "this should about do it."
Honestly I just want him to fly next to Wonder Woman in her invisible jet while he acts like he's sitting in a cockpit.
>>78904423
Read this as "snikt in comics"
Spiderman physically overwhelming someone.
Batman trash talking metahumans.
The Flash doing ridiculous feets.
Jackets over 'spandex'. Some would argue it's 80s/90s as fuck, but I love it every time I see it.
>>78904423
OPERATOR SHIT
INNAWOODS SHIT
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
WRESTLING
THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
KIILLING FAGGOTS
MONSTER TRUCKS
TRUCKING
>>78907452
This is the most Burgerland post I've seen in a long time.
>>78907379
since he can extend his telekinetic field he could technically have batman and some other guys as passengers with him as they fly by her. We need a picture of this.
>Hero finally has date with crush.
>Day is filled with havoc and hero has to keep switching back and forth between hero and civilian.
>>78905914
I love it when henchmen are actually able to kick some ass.
>>78907675
>crush is super hero/villain
>whenever hero ducks out to fight crime so does crush
>>78907452
>also
THE CONFEDERACY WINNING
THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
SUPERMAN FIGHTING FOR TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
FIGHTING
VIOLENCE
TECHNICAL MANUALS
SWAMP SHIT
SMALL TOWN SETTINGS
BAR BRAWLS
PORN
HILLBILLY BITCHES
KILLING COMMIES
POLICE EXECUTING CRIMINALS WITHOUT TRIAL
>>78906650
>This is absolutely the best, even when they're silly. Tomb Raider had this if you listened to their dialogue, and oddly they were more compelling characters than either Mathias or any of the main cast.
>caring about the story in that game
>>78907770
>also
THE MOTHERFUCKING PUNISHER
>>78907831
Frank?
>>78907827
The franchise was never known for good storytelling but if there were a reason to care about it in that game, that would be the dialogue of the random minions. Most sympathetic characters in the game.
>Mantis being barefoot
>one guy vs a bunch of guys
>Karnak's ability especially the crazy ways it can be applied
>muscle girls
>>78907945
I'm thinking about replaying it, b/c I have a hunch that gameplay-wise, it's way better than Uncharted, which I'm finally playing through now.
>>78904423
You had me until the last one. That shit is almost as annoying as Galactus jobbing.
>Batman narrows his eyes.
>>78906819
+1
Nothing is more terrifying than when you realize he is basically slumming as street level.
>That's no moon...
And all variations of it.
>"Look, up in the sky!"
>>78904423
>Hal and sinestro being total tsundere
>>78904423
I don't think WW even deflects projectiles with her bracelets anymore since she's a GOD. Unless I'm mistaken of course, but I really liked that ability.
>>78908414
Hal gets off so fucking easy it's upsetting. Everyone's arch nemisis wants to kill them, or break them or do horrible shit to them, their families and everyone else they know, like and love.
hal's just wants hal to love him back.
>>78908511
Power-wise she hasn't REALLY needed to do it for decades now, they just kept her doing it because it looked cool as fuck.
>>78908536
>>literally everything about Sinestro Corps War
>>not horrible shit
>>78906827
That and villain team ups are the absolute best things. Even better when it's a mixture of both like Superior Foes
>>78906563
i believe he interacts with earth's magnetic field. that's why he still uses rocket boosters in space. and possibly why he can hold people at high speed without the g-forces crushing them, he interacts with THEIR EM field
i mean all his powers are EM based
>>78907989
along with Karnak I loved it when they expanded Cypher's language abilities to computers and stuff guy was created to early
>>78906238
>mcdondals dont get onino ring I just stare at him while screming for onino ring
man why mcdonny dont get more onion ring ofte
>>78908511
>>78907723
>>78905914
Ahem.
>>78910332
Thats why gary is everyone's favorite character. even in the show, everyone loves gary.
>>78909833
You know that comic would be horrible, if the henchmen weren't giggling. The 'tee hee' 'hee hee', like it's not because it's sexy, but because it's childishly funny, saves the joke.
>>78906650
https://youtu.be/bdGc3Geqyl0 agreed
>>78910332
Nearly a full Sam Keith pose there.
>Questionable and bizarre science montage
>Oingo Boingo starts playing
>>78904423
>>Wolverine casually uses his claws as utensils
Needs to be more of it to be frankly
The fuck is all that on his claw anyway?
>>78907253
What would happen should Flash pull a Zoom on Zoom?
>Hero goes all out, gives the villain everything he's got, trying his hardest to beat the fucker down
>villain stands up, laughing
>>78915482
Its a basic sniktkebab
>>78908414
You are my friend ah ano hi no yume
>>78907723
F, loyal soldier. F.
>>78904423
>superheroes helping people instead of spending all the story on their personal issues
>>78904423
>heroes being total bros
>>78907253
>goes dressed as zoom
>shortly after killing Iris dresses everyone else as Zoom as well
>meanwhile, he dresses up as Batman and laughs as he watches Flash check every single Zoom.
>>78906486
The original FUS RO DAH
>>78917508
Is she pouring ground coffee directly into the pot?
>villain falls in love with the hero
>>78917508
>Enabling his addiction after getting off the stuff.
>Bro
>>78904423
>Latinamerican dub of that episode
>Wolverine is introduced as "Aguja Dinámica" / "Dynamic Needle"
>Same series with same dub introduces "DareDevil" as "DragoDragón"
>>78909833
Or... now stay with me on this... She could wear a top that isn't a male fantasy. All she has to do is find a top that covers her boobs, it's a lot easier than fucking deflecting. But it's okay, make up excuses to see jiggling boobs. No wonder this medium isn't taken seriously.
>>78918144
It's a form of control. As long as he is addicted, Superman can keep his kryptonian space jew fingers dug into him.
>>78907723
F(N-2199)
>>78919205
Lex I know it's you. I can see your soulAnd your 3, here take it
>>78919226
Ha my post was lined with lead. You couldnt see the number I truly had! Pfft 3. That's rich Super-Man
>Team up book full of every A-Lister, but the author's favorite C-Lister is also a main character
>the giant machine starts up
>some variant of "powerhouse" starts playing
I love it
>>78907723
Will we see more of him you think? I'd like to see him decked out with some personalized armor or something. Though I think the allure to me is the fact he is just a plain looking torn Trooper, so I'm conflicted.
>>78916140
Batman getting BTFO by other members of the JL
>that panel where batman says it's wrong to use children as crimefighters
>everyone just stares at him awkwardly
>>78907770
GOD BLESS THE UNION CONFEDERATE SCUM GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE
>>78904423
>Captain America's shield is broken to show that shit is real.
But that is one of the laziest ways to build tension and lost its effect after the third time it was done.
>>78919197
Then it wouldn't be realistic. You know how women dress right?
>>78918144
J'onn wasn't addicted after he used his shape shifting powers to isolate and then physically repel from his body the specific genes that made it possible for him to become addicted.
>>78907723
>he will never come back in VIII and IX
F
>>78919197
It's the same as wearing heels to make your legs and posture look nice, even though the devils are uncomfortable and fucking dangerous.
>Suicide missions against a more powerful foe, for example rich and peter holding off Thanos, or black bolt calling Galactus
>young/new heroes being impressed by a more experienced and powerful hero
>>78918057
just an uncultured amerikaner swine drinking instant coffee
