Women comics
>>78887348
What the hell?
>>78887348
why are most things geared towards women total shit?
>>78887450
>comic about farts
>total shit
>>78887450
Because they're not written BY women.
They're written by non-binary gender constructs that happen to lean towards qualities deemed feminine by modern cis society!
This woman owes me a quarter for using the word gross and infringing on the gross tax.
>>78887348
>it's a self deprecating le totally relatable xD womyn comic featuring cats, wine, and loneliness
Pass
>>78887491
Ah, so faggots then?
>>78887470
kek
>>78887491
Robots?
>>78889198
Nah. Robots are strictly binary and make great wives. Especially the Stepford XD707 model.
>>78888813
I laughed.
>>78887450
Sturgeon's Law
>Sidecut
>Owns a cat
>Has a generic boyfriend/fiancée
>Makes a slice-of-life webcomic
There's millions out there just like her.
Feminist janitor trying to keep this thread clean. Deleting posts wont change hearts and minds cunt.
>>78887491
Oh, you mean the Boogeyman?
Has anyone ever determined if a woman's unattractiveness/insanity is directly proportional to the amount of cats she owns?
>>78890489
There might even be a causal relationship.
More cats = more exposure to cat parasites = more insane behaviour = 'hot mess', add time and the attractiveness plummets too.
>>78890489
Dog-owners in general are a lot friendlier in my opinion.
>>78890517
Thanks for reminding me why I hate cats. Fucking disgusting.
Sarahs Scribbles for daily gag comics, Octopus Pie for story.
>>78887348LOL
>>78887348
DUDE
CATS
LMAOplease give me money
>>78890565
>>78890560
So these women are always lonely (even when they are in a relationship with some sadsack or another woman).
Is there any way to interpret their (always) fucked up and dyed hair other than a desperate call for attention?
>>78890584
only if you draw your self naked
>cat owners are literally being mind controlled by brain parasites that alter their behavior
>that person you know and like might not be the real version of them, but the brain parasite version of their consciousness
>>78890608
>>78890622
not nekid enough
>>78890629
The armpits were enough for me.
>>78890622
>hairy pits
>side cut
Does she have a videogame tattoo as well?
>>78890560
>>78887348
>>78890622
I hate this.
No, wait... I don't. I hate the fact that I can't hate it. It's so utterly SAFE, it cannot generate any sorts of emotion in me. It's the same with every one of these fucking kate leth-like comics... they don't even have the decency of being bad, they pride themselves in being as thrilling as paint drying.
>>78890615
>calling that thing "pretty".
It's so sad how all these comics are always about the author being approached by men (so they can turn away their advances) when you know that never, ever happens in real life.
>>78890610
So which country eats cat meat again?
>>78890628
ok this one is a little funny
>>78890622
>fat
>no tits
>cottage cheese thighs
>more hair under her arms than on her head
What every modern woman should aspire to be.
>>78890610
They are the real version of themselves.
Them being themselves includes the decision to hang around cats, and get brain parasites.
Don't be a parasitist, they're embracing their alien mind control overlord, it's not a phase but the way they'll live their whole lives!
>>78890842
Typical Muslims, resorting to mudering people the second they hear something they don't agree with.
>>78890610
>this is what dogfags actually believe
>>78890867
I fucking kill you for spewing such horrible lies!
>>78890842
>Their women are just as militant and violent
I KNEW IT
>>78890842
>Muslim women are free
>That's why its okay for their husbands to murder them if they step out of line
Not one Cathy yet.....
>>78890842
Does anyone have that edit of a Leth comic explaining that a SJ-oriented comic always requires the author's self insert to have scary superpowers in order to silence the bigots?
>>78890972
ACK!
If I made a comic about mediocre shit I got up to with my dog, would it be more or less successful?
>>78890997
Sounds worse than Garfield, you're going places son.
>>78890706
Same thing with a lot of the landwhales on tumblr holding those "this is why I need feminism" signs that are always about men "harassing" them when no man would ever realistically talk to someone who looks like Baron Harkonnen unless they had to.
>>78890984
Kate Beaton is funny sometimes when she's just making dumb shit and not trying to be smart or make a point.
>>78891023
I still want her to sit on my face and bathe in her swass. Dem thighs, mang. Dem thighs.
>>78890919
>muslim women are free
>get stoned to death for being raped because technically by their fucked up laws it counts as cheating
what about that awkward zombie chick? She's pretty cool
>>78890984
>people in earlier centuries talking like present-day gang members.
That's really what every single one of her comments boil down to, isn't it.
Bump for more. This is like anti-entertainment. Entertaining by not being entertaining.
>>78890842
Pssshh... nothing personnel... kuffar...
>>78891120
Antitainment.
>>78890668
Sadly, this.
It's so painfully mediocre and just tailor-made not to evoke any negative emotion that it can't make any positive ones, either. It's just like the color palette she chose - bland and boring.
>>78887348
>sidecut
the biggest red flag since neon colored hair
>>78890610
there never was and never has been a real version of you. that's like trying to argue only a certain edition of windows was the real version of windows
>>78891208
You know what it reminds me of?
>>78890997
You end up creating Marmaduke.
>>78891257
Yup. Pretty much.
>>78890879
http://schizophreniabulletin.oxfordjournals.org/content/33/3/757.full
>>78890668
all any of us actually care about is gratification, hate is gratifying, and you feel robbed of the hate you believe you are entitled to experience when exposed to things that fail to evoke a positive emotion from you.
>>78890728
your just helping their argument
>>78891257
i can never tell if these are meant to be serious or ironic
>>78891304
Of course I am, that's the idea you brain-dead moron. I am a devout feminist.
>>78891378
I think you're lying. On the internet no less!
>>78891134
kek
>>78887348
Where the fuck are her eyes in the first panel?
>>78890565
This one's kinda funny.
>>78891610
It's hard being not funny, compared to cat lady.
>>78890565
>Tfw I am eating a pizza
>i don't have any ranch in the refrigerator
I wanted to die in a hole.
>>78891747
>ranch
flashbacks to those nasty ass kids in middleschool
>>78891747
>putting ranch on pizza
that's like putting ketchup on steak
>>78891699
Yeah. Not that cat lady comics can't be funny. Some of those Pancake comics Natasha Allegri used to post were goddamned funny.
>>78891747
>Ranch
Why don't you just inject lard right into your bloodstream. Cut out the middleman.
>>78887348
Does this count?
>>78891792
>>78891798
>>78891823
Why are you shaming a brother for liking pizza. Why don't you talk about your favorite pizza?
>>78891860
nigga that's cute
>>78891869
I'm shaming you for being a pussy who can't appreciate pizza fully because he drowns the flavor out using ranch
>>78891860
I don't get it
>>78891943
Outside of the NYC metro area, Detroit, and certain parts of New England you pretty much need to use ranch because the pizza is so shit
I'm not that anon, but that may be the explanation. Otherwise I agree.
>>78891973
Ganondorf (guy on sofa) thought he was petting the dog. He was actually petting Fox, who is sentient and offended by this.
>>78892003
But this makes no sense Ganon is evil fuck, why he lives with all those good guys?
>>78891991
>Detroit
>shitty pizza
You are living in the middle of the Illitch Pizza Empire. You're just stupid
>>78892030
I said Detroit had good pizza dude
Read my post again
>>78892045
Oh, shit. Never mind then
>>78892019
it's like a Big Brother house kind of thing except every now and then they bat the shit out of each other for fun
>>78892030
it all tastes like engine oil
>>78892106
Super Big Smash Brothers House
>>78888813
>Every Murakami novel
>>78890565
womeme comics just tell the same fucken jokes "lel I'm such a fatty" "I just wanna stay home with my cat" etc.
>>78892003
he looks more offended that he stopped petting him
>>78890842
Is this some sort of multilayer meta-bait?
>>78890842
Why is the joker in the front row?
>>78887348
That one specific strip is okay. Almost a smile since I can relate to farting pets.
>Laying on the couch watching tv
>dog jumps up to the cushion next to my head
>feel a guest of wind, must have been a sneeze
>turn around and see he has his ass to me
What the fuck Tavish
>HEY
>HEY GUYS
>cats are cute. I own one. didya know? DIDYA?
>>78892662
Cats are cunts.
>>78892019
>>78892809
I actually really hate the idea that Ridley is a person. Geez he's just a space pterodactylus, he's just a fucking beast
>>78892809
Oh shit KATIE IS A GIRL FUCK I FORGOT
>>78892873
He's the Space Pirate military commander
>>78892569
It's strange how just a slight amount of self-awareness can change things like that. See:Whomp
Fuck this fucking thread
>>78892925
This has to be an edit.
>>78892888
I have never been so triggered
>>78892947
Go fuck yourself you fucking faggot
>>78892896
The United States' military commander isn't a person, it's not so out of the ordinary.
Men need to wage genocide on all women
Serious question: do trans people understand that everybody is judged according to their looks and how well they "fit in", not just trans people?
Normal people (i.e. not-trans people) get judged all the time, get insulted all the time, get dirty looks. You're not a special snowflake because you got a disparaging remark about your appearance.
>>78892873
isn't he a bit more than just a beast in the lore?
>>78893001
Transgender is a myth used by psychologists to make money
>>78892925
>choice
I thought trans were born that way.
>>78892995
Nice try fags but i'm not going to quit vagina over some comics.
>>78887348
It needs to be illegal to have that kind of haircut, goddamn.
>>78893001
Which is shit, but it also hits a new level when people use that as an excuse for violence, which transgender people often experience. Yeah, a cis woman might get called ugly, but a trans woman might get killed for it.
>>78892959
What if some girls are just feminine?
Where did sarah go wrong?
>>78891610
Not even close.
>>78892873
No he's canon intelligent.
>>78892888
>posts assigned male
You're why we can't have nice things.
>>78893083
>privilege
TRIGGERED
>>78891869
If you're putting ranch on the pizza then you clearly don't fucking like it.
Why would you need to hide the taste of something you like?
Remember kids, only read things that validate your beliefs and your beliefs alone, wouldn't want you changing yourself now would we?
>>78893103
>implying these guys wouldn't just beat him up
>>78893009
yes, he's the leader of the space pirates
>>78893107
Fuck you faggot the thread was already shit im just starting an entertaining arguement
>>78893162
No your not, you're just trolling the shit out of /co/.
"Assigned Male" is really just a troll comic, right?
>>78892964
If you are here to tell me that the US military commander is a space pterodactyl, that'd be nice.
>>78893207
Totally genuine display of mental illnesswhich transgenderism objectively is
>>78893207
Nope the author is serious. I've never seen someone soapbox/strawman so hard in my life and I recall where I am.
>>78893136
Reminder that this person is a teacher, pushes these types of ideas on her students, and uses her them as mouthpieces for various strips.
>this is what feminists have created in their mind
>>78893162
>just read it
That kid ain't having none of this bullshit
:_; daddy...
>>78893240
>written by men
So much triggering in this thread
>>78893264
The dad just got more development in those last three panels than the author probably intended.
>>78893264
he finally let go of his dreams
What threads on /co/ have the most SJW's in them?
>>78893305
Pick any General.
>>78893305
SUG
>>78892925
Whatever made "it's our choice and we should be free to make it" become "it's not a choice it's actually natural it's the rest of the planet that made the wrong one reeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ??
>>78890668
This.
Any media that can excite also risks offending, any media that can thrill also risks shocking, any media that tries something different also risks alienating.
So when you create something designed to be completely inoffensive that avoids shocking or alienating your audience, you end up with dull, lifeless work that ends up eliciting no emotion what so ever.
"Safe" is the perfect word to describe work like this.
>>78893026
Not really for that reason. It's just been embedded on half boiled research. The initial endeavours into it showed that transitioning didn't help anything. In fact the researcher just wanted and excuse to touch kids. The patient killed themselves after realising they weren't happy even with a family and kids and shit.
Look into it
Yes little boy, you have no right to feel bad for yourself when others are suffering.
But a little tranny girl can be totally self absorbed in her own shitty identity 24/7 and push her agenda on others with every sentence she speaks.
>>78893325
There's always a discussion about how dyke rocks are ruining the series in those threads though.
They're shitposting retards, sure but I doubt they're SJW's
>>78893240
>michael kupperman
oh god not him too
>>78892888
>>78892925
>>78892959
>>78893006
>>78893083
>>78893103
>>78893136
>>78893162
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>>78893264
This has to be satire. It just can't be real
>>78890622
>side cut
>hairy pits
>big fat gut
>obsessed with her cat
Holy shit, that's way too many red flags. I bet her hair has pink tips and she reeks like patchouli.
>>78891991
>Captcha: Select all images with pizza
>>78893270
This comic is right tho. Anti-sjws are just as bad as sjws.
>>78890602
Or just maybe they like having dyed hair and it has nothing to do with getting the attention of other people. Insane concept, I know.
>>78893376
>I have to walk on eggshells to keep the girlboy from getting triggered
>don't worry, you get used to it
>>78889374
>no sidecut
>dog master race
>make fantasy and horror
so i win the girl Olympics right
>>78893264
There goes dad's dreams
>>78893325
ebin :)
>>78893383
This comic I actually agree with though.
It's just the transgender/girl gamer/misandry nonsense that I can't take.
>>78893422
lol
>>78891860
Katie is too good to be in the same thread as this >>78890622
>>78893418
>>78893426
>and it has nothing to do with getting the attention of other people.
Kek. Keep deluding yourself.
>>78893426
They are sarcastic any time they aren't blowing guys.
>>78892794
I don't trust an animal that wants me to earn its affection.
I give it healthcare, shelter, food, toys, and love. Why would someone want an animal that just ignores all that and acts like you have to do more just to sit by it?
>>78893462
>putting the pizzas topping-side out
ronnie please
When did marceline become so fat and cat obsessed?
>>78893462
But ronnie I can't hold that without getting greasy hands. turn the pizzas crust side out and we're talking.
>>78893270
>>78893461
let me feel superior and worthwhile for once
>>78893500
Because they know they can
Cats are brilliant, they have all the same benefits of dogs, but don't have to do any of the labor. Its a life of leisure beginning to end.
>>78890842
RELIGION OF PEACE
BEST CHARACTERS INCOMING
>>78893552
No wonder women compare themselves to cats constantly.Dave Sim was right
>>78893530
Found the SJW
You know anon, not everyone from /pol/ is an SJW
>>78891991
>NYC pizza
>not shit
I wish this fucking meme would die. NYC pizza is shit. The only people who think otherwise are people from NYC who convince themselves everything is better in NYC as a way to cope with living there.
>>78893544
Alright, kid. heh
>>78893581
>>78893433
I don't understand why women need to let it be known that they're browsing the Internet.
>>78893552
>same benefits of dogs
How? Every cat I've come across makes the house smell like shit, sheds like a motherfucker and knocks everything off the counter.
My dog just wants to lick my face, snuggle up with me on the couch, and run around in the yard.
I mean, I guess cats bring you dead stuff sometimes.
>>78893616
Chicago has best pizza
Your problems are valid but my problems are more valid than yours
>>78893657
Jesus christ both of these look disgusting
Is that just two inches of feta and spinach with tomato sauce
>>78893677
I think it's worse, I think that's ricotta.
>>78893626
>go into a thread about women
>get upset when someone mentions theyre a woman
>>78893657
but New York pizza comes with a side of dosh
>>78889198
>>78888940
>>78890474
Even worse. They're women with self-image issues.
>>78893676
>It's just not the same
I think Grandpa is a pretty cool guy
Eh invalidates his granddaughters mental illness and doesnt afraid of anything
>>78888813
The Cathy formula for a new generation.
>>78893418I sometimes dip my pizza in ketchup usually a leftover from the fries. Is this normal?
>>78893657
No, anon you see, the thing on the right is called a CASSEROLE, not a pizza.
It's okay to like casserole, but pretending that your favorite casserole is actually a pizza just because you don't like pizza is sorta like pretending that yogurt is actually ice cream because you don't like ice cream.
These comics really aren't that bad. To me, the biggest "issue" regarding transgender status is reproduction, which no one really seems to bring up.
>>78893694
This thread is about fags and pizza
>>78893734
>don't you want to be strong like the primary parental figure in your life?
>nope
>>78893433
On if it's good horror and fantasy.
>>78893530
>>78893745
I do the same.
>>78893657
>call a man a woman
>this is not okay
>call a casserole as pizza
>this is okay
why is this allowed?
>>78893734
Does anyone have the bane edit
>Come to a thread hoping for fun
>Find a pile of shit
Why must SJWs ruin everything
>>78893657
Chicago "pizza" is a fucking casserole, not a pizza. Also
>Getting no toppings on the NY pizza
Mcfucking kill yourself
>>78893530
what the fuck does this even mean
/pol/ pretends to be an SJW who pretends to be a normal person saying that /pol/ is as bad as SJWs?
I came to provoke you all about being butthurt for wimmin liking different things, but got disgusted about all the hairy agenda pushing and the self absorbed trans boy.
Joke's on me, I guess?
>>78893909
>wasting perfectly good toppings on garbage pizza
>>78893908
The thread was already shit you putrid faggot,
If this shit is what you like, >>78890628
>>78890622
>>78890615
>>78890565
Then fucking return to tumblr
>>78893495
>>78893493
You fuckers need to have actual human interaction. Go outside
>>78893953
But I was talking about NY pizza not Chicago "pizza"
What even is this thread? Is it about trannies, pizza, casseroles, ranch, or faggots?
>>78893962
That wasn't good, but it was tolerable
Now it's filled with shitty SJW comicsthat trigger me
>>78893962
>assigned male isn't pure uncut tumblr
We're already there aren't we?
>>78892959
>>78892925
This comics are pure cancer.
>>78893983
Yes.
>>78893926
/pol/ pretends to be an annoying SJW who very poorly pretends to be a normal person I think
>>78893990
Im posting it cause I know its degenerate shit, but people praising
>>78890628
>>78890622
>>78890615
>>78890565
This shit is tumblr as fuck
>>78893652
I like pets that are calm and relaxed and don't need me to give them attention 24/7. Not needing to go outside to walk the thing is a plus as well.
Also, so long as you aren't an idiot when you're raising the thing, it learns pretty early on to only shit in the catbox and not knock things over, and shedding depends on breed just like dogs.
>>78893347
it's the success of white bread "born this way" homosexuality propaganda that's to blame
a large part of modern social justice activism is riding the coattails of gay white men
>>78893422
Nope
>>78894043
And what fabulous coattails they are.
>>78894047
What a rebuttal
>>78894030
>talks about degeneration on an anime website with diaper fetish threads and furry porn
You can't make shit up.
>>78892925
>>78892959
This thread is now about animated pizza.
>>78894036
>Not needing to go outside to walk the thing is a plus as well.
So you're lazy.
>>78893838
Now this is getting too meta for me.
>>78894023
I think its actually that SJW are morbid losers who can't be normal trying to pushed their failed viewparts on other losers who want to be normal. SJW are just bitter faggot that cannot adapt nor do not want to try.
Like landwhales blaming medical reasons for not losing weight. It is always someone else's fault, not their own.
>>78894036
I have a small dog, and all he wants in life is to just have me lay on the couch with him. Going out equates to me opening thr door and letting him run in the yard until he barks to come back in.
Every cat owner's house I've been to smells like shit BECAUSE of the box. And then they keep it in the bathroom or kitchen, it's fucking disgusting. I can't leave something out without the beast fucking with it.
>>78894036
>Not needing to go outside to walk the thing is a plus as well.
As opposed to letting it just shit in a smelly box in your house?
>>78894105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQY4ip0cxQ
>That fucking scream
Most fucked up joke in the series
>>78894099
Based as fuck
>>78894099
>>78893734
>>78893676
>>78893624
>>78893581
>>78893552
>>78893376
>>78893264
>>78893217
>>78893162
>>78893136
>>78892959
>>78892925
You have to hope hat wastes of human life that makes shit like this that poison young naive minds and brain washing them to become outcast at the cost of the author's twist worldviews somehow get cancer, or AIDs.
>>78893979
I know.
>>78893979
Chicago Garbage Pizza is the best.
>>78893530
>anti-sjw=stormfag
>>78887348
Why don't we take this opportunity to talk about stuff we like instead of things we hate?
Why post tranny kid comic when we could talk about Rose of Versailles or Sekaban Deka or Nana or any actually good comics made for and by woman?
Why don't use this opportunity to spread Gotham Academy or something like Bellybuttoms that could use the buzz instead of this crap?
>>78894145
maybe the people you visited were just not good at cleaning it often enough? You leave shit around too long and it doesn't matter how much scented sand you put it in.
>>78887348
>All this Assigned Male yet this comic irritates me the most
I fucking hate this "quirky" 12 year old girl in a grown woman's body sense of humor. Is this what all those Hot Topic ~PENGUINOFDOOM~ girls turned into?
>>78887348
Does Stand Still Stay Silent count? It's written by a woman, and it's about a Scandinavian post-apocalypse with cats, magic, and horrifying tumor monsters.
>>78894128
I think it's bandwagoning to appear sympathetic and above reproach.
>I can't be the bad guy I am/support the oppressed minority. The trendy kind not homeless people or the mentally ill they're gross.
>>78894256*holds up spork*
>>78894252
Nah, fuck that. No matter how much odor neutralizing litter you use, you always know exactly when a damn cat is shitting.
>>78894252
I think I'll just open the door and let my superior pet shit outside.
>>78894256
>>78894283
reminder that Katy "t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m" would be 22-23 years old now
>>78894283
i made you a cookie but i eated it
>>78894315
Spoken like a true indian.
>>78894023
Forgot to add: for the purpose of making people hate sjws or something.
>>78894315
uh oh your superior pet shit on the floor again. oops your superior pet submissively pissed on the floor.
>>78894249
Why don't you share some actual "good" material to discuss. To help peak faggot's interest. Also, why does comics, or cartoons need to be known that it was written by a woman in order to get anymore praise than it does than a man, black, or a foreigner?
>>78894269
Why is it always cats?
>>78894269
No, that actually sounds interesting, so it's clearly a product of the author's internalized misogyny and catering to filthy cishet power and adventure fantasies.
>>78894270
It's easy to see how people have a hard time resisting a group whose main selling point is "Nothing is your fault, everything that sucks in your world is the result of an evil conspiracy! When you don't succeed the blame rests solely on these evil men's awful unrepentant pig shoulders!"
It's a pretty sweet deal if you're already inclined towards narcissism.
