"There's a clod in my boot!" Edition
Old thread:
>>78867580
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>Message Received
https://mega.nz/#!D1cyxTIJ!80S5N3eCcpXd7BJE3WC9RA_ZXIo5nsfj9LWy3fgw5Qg
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
http://strawpoll.me/6505265
seems like /sug/ generally hates the human characters. Which one is your favorite /sug/?
Here's YD applying makeup
>>78872226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMuBSkVuzE
nth for all the threads up and how fucked we are.
i`ll see you all back in /trash/
nth for Jasper's nice mass
Who's making all these other threads?
nth for Yellow Poil
>>78872316
Flash flaggers
These threads really seem to be dying down.
>>78872316
Would it really matter?
Mods please don't believe those shitty false flag threads.
Permaban the OP of each non general thread and move on.
>>78872274
/sug/ generally has garbage taste
>>78872304
WELP, WE'RE FUCKED
>>78872304
>lying on the internet
Youre such a leet hacker troll
>>78872304
WAIT WHAT
WHAT
PROOF
WHAT
WHAT
PANIC
PANIC
BLOOD PRESSURE RISING
>>78872226
>Gem in a Boot
Ah, I remember when that which must not be named had this meme.
Though in that scenario it was a sock. Close enough.
>>78872304
Great effort for a shitpost, anon.
>>78872337
>Would it really matter?
I'll see you at /thrash/ then
>>78872304
Sauce?
>>78872322
>her shrewd slimy smile will never be protected by the likes of you
>>78872304
could've just post a link desu
0/10
>>78872315
Jasper a best.
>>78872304
>>78869668
>>78869497
>>78871365
Mods please. How are we supposed to behave ourselves if you dont do your jobs?
>>78872304
>no link
>no proof
>no tweet
>no nothing
try harder, anon. You might get some fish but you`ll never get the prize.
So as I was saying. It's pronounced Peri-dough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2vnIaNyFoY
Best game and best show together
http://strawpoll.me/6502127/r
Reminder that normies are among us
>>78872344
>>78872349
>>78872378
>people actually believed you
nice shitpost m8
>>78872304
Bullshit
show us the sauce
>>78872226
Again, here's the better quality watermarkless, and non-re-encoded web-dls:
https://mega.nz/#F!SEVAVCzJ!h8-2Fa36KmzAsBn1CXy0Og
That episode where Pearl and her Holo-Pearls formed a Muzzle squad was so intense,glad I rewatched some episodes today!
>>78872387
SAME IMAGE
FOR FOUR
FUCKING THREADS
JESUS CHRIST JASPER FAGS ARE LOW TIER FUCKING RETARDS
>>78872304
>post "news" of a schedule
>doesn't post any proof
>is obviously lying
is this some sortof weird new fetish?
>>78872274
/sug/ likes Greg, between prequel jokes, murdercock jokes, and him being a cool dad in general. You won't find many haters for the Cool Kids or Vidalia, either. Mayor Dewey and Onion are pretty well-liked for the jokes surrounding them. Connie and Ronaldo are love-it-or-hate-it. Mr. Smiley and the Pizza and Fryman families are pretty neutral. Connie's parents, Lars, and Sadie are the ones that tend to get outright dislike from most.
>>78872399
How is it the mods job to keep you all in check? Do you have any self control?
>>78872304
who needs Connie when you have Peri?
>>78872412
That's how rich bitches who want to sound fancy say it.
>>78872415
>being mad that most people arent faggots
okay there
>lapis is returning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Io6XBRRUs
>Sapphire can see your death
Anyone got that pic of her walking down a huge line of Topaz's
>>78872304
made me chuckle/10
>>78872376
Let's say you could actually identify who's making the threads. Doing so wouldn't really stop them, and would only give them even more attention, the very thing they probably want.
>itt yoople cucks
titties
>>78872457
>Read in her voice/10
Best fusion coming through
>>78872416
Asking for a source specifically means you're not believing it without seeing any proof
Do you reckon YD could forgive peri?
>>78872304
GIVE ME EPISODE PER WEEK! I MISS THAT
>that episode of steven universe where Steven killed himself.
>>78872490
>Sadie
Hell yeah!
Hooray for Lapis!
>>78872485
we could just kill them?
>>78872490
Crop sadie out and we can talk
>>78872494
>>78872499
You say funny thing
>>78872455
Its the mods jobs to delete obvios bait and false flagging.
I think its that time again.
>>78854275
>>78832394
>>78871365
>>78869497
>>78872090
We tried at least
>>78872478
I for one like alien gems
>>78872420
If I named a weapon pearl, what rifle would she b?
Do you think Peridot has some sort of musical talent? It seems like all of the CGs do at least in some degree, based on when they played at beachapalooza when all the stevens ended up turning into dust.
How can Scribble br so based?
You have the chance to write an episode of SU.What it is about?
>>78872430
BEST
>>78872468
>fancy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNBUcfeZdM
>>78872531
2 of those are actual discussion with su image on them.
but man, thats 3 strikes right there. we are fucked.
>>78872530
Is it?
If Rose and Amethyst are Quartzes as Peridot explained in Too Far, does that Make Jasper one as well or is her gem shaped much too differently? This would at least imply Amethyst wouldn't just be purple Jasper, but at least have the height of Jasper and Rose were she not defective
>>78872517
He who hunts monsters.
Besides, if people just ignore them, the threads would die faster. It's just another case of people escalating problems for themselves.
I want to show my brother this show, showed him the first two episodes. However, I don't want to bore him completely with all the slower parts of the opening episodes.
Which episodes are okay for skipping, first season wise? Don't want to cut out all of the filler stuff, but want to show off the more interesting episodes
>>78872531
Are the mods just fucking blind or something? I swear to god, we tried everything in our power.
>>78872499
>>78872494
WUZ
>>78872490
>no Steven
0/10
>>78872507
It's retarded enough of a lie that you shouldn't have even had to consider asking for a source
>>78872569
Dear lord shes heavenly.
>>78872509
No.
She basically called her the gem equivalent of a cunt/nigger.
>>78872531
Yep, /sug/ will be back in the trash by the end of the week at this rate.
>>78872583
KANGS
>>78872537
Now that's just sadistic.
>>78872544
you don't need talent when you've got 5000 years to learn an instrument
>>78872568
I really hope not, it's pretty obvious false-flagging
>>78872304
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>78872509
>calling her bosses personal non business related cellphone
>saying shes wrong even though she has worked there for years and is much more experienced than her
>She gives her a direct order for her own good and safety
>she calls her a fucking idiot nigger
naw
>>78872579
Show him Laser Light Cannon and then Giant Woman. If he's still uninterested, this series might not be for him.
>>78872568
whether or not they have discussion it doesnt matter
they're constantly making new threads just to get /sug/ banned again
time to get in the fucking eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCpZL2NrVQ
>>78872511
The introspective of his existential crisis is put to an upbeat melody so it's fine.
>>78872531
And yet the mods will stll ban /sug/ come firday. Why mods?
>>78872540
Fookin' prawns.
What did she mean by this?
>>78872304
Thank you, based Sucrose.
>>78872531
>We tried
And we succeed
Its just other people who want to laugh at the general being taken down.
>>78872550
Bizarro episode.
>>78872531
>make multiple threads for a show you don't like
>watch as the general gets b&
It was pretty obvious this was going to happen
>>78872629
Would it not be jarring to go from Laser Light canon to Giant Woman, and then if he's interested back to near the start to cover Connie, Lion, etc?
>>78872615
I suppose, but the CGs aren't all emotionally dead to the point that they'd learn how to play an instrument to the point of compitence for the sake of boredom.
>>78872578
well thats the general solution, but do you honestly believe /sug/ won`t blow this out of proportions and keep feeding the machine?
hell, even this post is just putting more fuel in the fire.
>>78872540
>>78872649
>IT'S DA SWEETY MAN
>>78872540
I, for one, am completely over this guy's art.
>>78872643
I thought it was tomorrow.
>>78872582Probably letting it happen so they have an excuse to send us back to /trash/
I've got a few ballerina-inspired fanart concepts for Pearl's and Steven's fusion, anyone want me to post the rest?
>>78872550
Steven learns about the extinction of a gem class/race.
>>78872652
FUCK
BASED ZUKE
I'm BLUE
>>78872643
Banning all SU is easier than expending a miniscule amount of effort to distinguish between containment generals and other shit.
>>78872576
Jasper is a Quartz. It was confirmed in the Guide too, so it's pretty obvious there's going to be a story there.
>>78872226
When are the new episodes coming out?
>>78872652
THE DUKE OF ZUKE HAS SPOKEN.
>>78872639
>English lyrics
That just sounds so wrong.
>>78872531
The mods will take care of it, right?
They wouldn't just ban us, RIGHT?
They are probably already doing something, RIGHT?!??!
IF THIS BE OUR LAST THREAD
LET IT BE A THREAD OF JASPER
You have 30 sec to draw a gem.
Show us your art skills
>>78872579
Hard to say, Gem Glow, Lasr Light Cannon, Cheeseburger Backpack, Together Breakfast, Frybo, Catfingers, Lars and the Cool Kids, Serious Steven, the one where he first meets Connie, then Giant Woman are a good set of episodes to give a general feel of the early series
>>78872652
Hiatus won't be as long as the last one
>>78872304
YES. FUCK
>>78872652
She meant "This image isn't fucking real stop posting low quality bait in the thread you fucking cunt"
>>78872700
I want a gem harem.
Jasper pearl, amethyst, overcooked amethyst and jasper. Tiny pearl SUPER HUGE PEARL . Opal Lapis BIG RUBY tiny ruby. all.
>>78872700
Sapphire a qt
You know, they never did catch the Slinker onscreen.
>>78872696
>>78872718
It's fake.
>>78872716
There is no confirmation yet
>>78872550
>Steven and Amy start out watching projections of Pearl's weird dreams as a joke
>Things become increasingly dark as they start to show flashes of PTSD and centuries of self-loathing
>>78872652
wat
>>78872720
YOU CAN'T RUSE ME FRIEND
I KNOW THATS YOU
>>78872550Steven realizing he's probably going to outlive every human he might care for
>>78872550
corrupted gems and forced fusions ambush the drill simultaneously, but then they fight each other for reasons that'll never be explored
>>78872652
Abacus!
>>78872461
Mods please help
>>78872652
Yo, gimme a link. I'm trying to find it on her twitter with no results. Please, anon, I need this like water.
How would the gems reacted to Steven beingshattered?
>>78872550
There has to be other alien races right? I can add something without touching the canon.
>>78872652inb4 it's bait
>>78872665
Since this was pretty popular on the last thread, I'm gonna make a true official waifu tier list, based on this, but this time based on /sug/'s opinions instead of my own. Added a few extra tiers just in case voter turnout is high. Will also change their reactions based on what /sug/ tier they land on:
God http://strawpoll.me/6505702
Top http://strawpoll.me/6505653
High http://strawpoll.me/6505677
Mid http://strawpoll.me/6505687
Low http://strawpoll.me/6505689
Bottom http://strawpoll.me/6505691
Shit http://strawpoll.me/6505693
Elder Shit http://strawpoll.me/6505694
I'll post the result once the next thread start. Good luck to all your waifus.
>>78872632
>assuming the actual two threads and the false-flagging threads are made by the same person/people.
you new? The discussion threads aren`t discussing SU at all and are just talking about a general topic. That's acceptable, as long as it doesn`t decend to /sug/ shit levels.
The 3 other threads are fucking killing us and need to go now.
>>78872741
But that's every episode except Steven's Lion and Tiger Millionaire, plus an episode from later.
>tfw there's one fucking guy in this thread who keeps posting fake announcements
>tfw this achieves literally nothing and is just a waste of an image
>tfw he is probably sitting in his shit encrusted chair, smugly grinning to himself because his mommy tells him he's such a clever boy
>>78872794
>>78872738
I have the drawing skills of a zygote
>>78872762
>Last episode
>CG's have lost
>Yellow Diamond is in the temple beofre the CG'S
>About to gloat her victory
>Slinker appears
>Poofs Yellow Diamond
>day is saved
>>78872716
We dont know. They already have finished animation on future episodes so should be less than a month hopefullyand if you are the one who made the thread asking when new episodes are keep that shit in the general. That shit can get our general banned from /co.
>>78872700
BLUE TEAM RULES
For a non-hippie Gem, this place doesn't seem bad
>>78872800
Yellow Pearl is a goddess
>>78872741
The problem is is that he's a normie + a low key pony fag, just trying to figure out the best combo of episodes to start him out with. I've already shown him Gem Glow and Laser Light Cannon, and so far he seems ambivalent - not excited, but also not just outright refusing to watch it.
>>78872803
Do you really think it's about whether or not they're discussing something? Steven Universe is in the OP, that's already going to cause shit and cause stupid people to think that it's "escaping continent" or something stupid like that.
>>78872803
Agreed. At first the use of SU-related images felt sketchy to me, but it's plain as day that some motherfucker has it out for us to an obsessive degree. My question is why the mods aren't deleting the threads immediately?
Tell me /sug/
Are you going to let Peridot make Earth great again?
>>78872700
>>78872844
>>78872754
I want Sapphire to have the thickest legs
>>78872304
bait.jpg
RUBIES ARE CUTE
>>78872690
That looks more like an Amy/Steven fusion tbqh family
But sure
>>78872226
Be honest /sug/
Does Garnet really count as a ship?
>>78872652
FAKE
Stop falling for bait you mouthbreathers
>>78872800
Out of curiosity, why does Opal get so much love?
Her design and voice actor are nice, but she has the least development out of any of the fusions.
>>78872550
pic related
>>78872877
>why the mods aren't deleting the threads immediately?
because this way they have an excuse for banning us?
>>78872882
>I WILL BUILD A GREAT GREAT KINDERGARTEN
Are Pearls a servant species of Gem because, technically, Pearls tend to be made from Organic organisms?
>>78872550
Steven finds a gem suffering from PTSD who's been in living in a cave.
>>78872800
Fuck this is complicated
>>78872862
Giant Woman is an easy recommendation, then.
>>78872652
>delete
Lel
>>78872337
I need this image with YD's head.
>>78872738
r8 my micro pearl
Do you think it's possible to rend the being of a Gem out of her physical form?
>>78872778
>>78872778
See at this point it looks like /sug/ is creating false fake threads to bring attention the to fake threads' fakeness and more clearly separate themselves. Recognizing this of course, casts blame on /sug/ for their false fake threads, so it's possible that these are fake false fake threads by the flaggers trying to make /sug/ look like self victimizing crybabbies.
>>78872808
That's the problem since the early episodes are generic Steven deals with X and learns a lesson from it, but at leasts puts in a thing or two that pops up in the future
I remember skipping Together Breakfast and Rose's Room, but I later had to go back and finish because of it
>>78872652
it's not there fakeass
>>78872762
I forgot about that thing. I wonder if they actually dealt with it, or if the corrupted gem with the highest kill count is still just wandering around Amethyst's closet.
>>78872946
ants would give this an 10/10
>>78872915
The conspiracy theories are getting to me. It hurts.
<giggles indulgently>
>Not realizing the ones who are making those threads are the same mods who are gonna ban our ass
>>78872946
*zooms in**smeck*
Amber Rogers shared something kinda interesting
>>78872896
Jesus that strangely realistic/cartoony style is creepy
>>78872862
So Catfingers for the gross out but serious tone, Lars and the Cool Kids for the feels, then Giant Woman
>>78873005
>"Oohh"
>>78872925
Seriously, and it's not even going to be accurate, since people can just vote the same characters on all of them. That is not a good way to use strawpolls
>>78872550
Steven asks the other CGs if they love him for who he is, or if they just care about the Gem on his stomach, and if they resent him from taking Rose away. The other CGs are uncertain themselves, and Steven runs into his Temple room and tries to lock himself in, but Pearl manages to chase after. Steven, in a fit of anger and sadness orders his room to build a giant wall between himself and Pearl. Then they both try to break it down, but it only starts tearing itself down when they talk about their issues. The wall is fully torn down when Garnet and Amethyst comes in and tells Steven that they love him too.
>>78872770
that sounds pretty rad.
>At the end of the episode Pearl wakes up, about as cheerful as she usually is
>Amy and Steven though start being extra nice to her and Pearl can't quite figure out why but decides to just enjoy it
>>78872550
>Pearl and Peridot fuse into Trinitite!
>SCIENCE! and comedy ensue!
>>78872908
That's exactly why she gets so much love. It's the same reason Lapidot is a popular pairing; she's a blank slate. We know almost nothing about Opal and that adds a sense of "what if" to her. We know just enough about her to make guesses about her, and that's really intriguing.
>>78872738
>>78873031
We lose season 3 or something?
>>78873031
>final season
>>78873031
Dude
For real
Stop.
>>78872541
AKS-47u
>>78872998
THE BAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB
>>78873031
fuck off snerson
>Peridot turns back towards Steven with a deranged smile.
>>78873031
Stop, you're fooling these poor anons with these edits.
>>78873031
>final season
>>78872794
I mean, as in Rose and the Crystal Gems take over the Earth and fight off Yellow Diamond's forces, who try to free it.
>>78872946
BUT WHAT IF STEVENS' PENIS GETS IN THE WAY
>>78872904
Alright then.
>>78872652
>>78872790
>>78872718
>>78872696
Stop falling for baits goddammit
>>78873085
DERANGED
>>78872550
MLP crossover
i want to see another Quartz
or another purple gem
>>78873031
Source. Otherwise kill yourself
>>78873101
>PERIDOT HOLDS UP SHIPPING CHART
>>78873085
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>78873085
ABSOLUTELY DERANGED
Hey guys
You know what's really easy to make?
Fake twitter screenshots.
>>78872550
Jasper masturbating to Rocky V
>>78873121
>Steven walks up to another Rose Quartz
>"So she did get banged by a hairless monkey..."
>>78872550
11 minutes of Pearls moaning
Hey now.
ITT: Bait all over the place
What the fuck /sug/ why are there like a hundred fucking other threads? Who the retard trying to get us banned? Please keep it in /sug/ I don't wanna go back to [trash]
>>78873157
>>78872274
Seems about right
>>78873155
You're an all star
>>78872770
I think Pearl's dreams could be an interesting way to see a bit of Pearl's background as a slave.
>>78873155
https://youtu.be/DnYsRVXV4_I
>>78872652
This one is funny because there probably will be episodes in february and she will probably fuckin board one, just logically. What's the point of bait that's not even really a lie.
>>78872274
Greg is the best but I also really like the Cool Kids, Vidalia, and the Pizza family.
>>78872304
kek
>>78873164
Finishing with the one I like the least. There is a follow-up to this but u dint have it, you'll have to look it up yourself.
Goodnight, /sug/, and don't fall for the bait.
>>78873177
Kill yourself
How do you trap that which can see into the future?
>>78873163
Yeah. This is seriously getting out of hand.
>>78873129
Sugar fused with Pearl?
>>78872738
>90% of the fanart is trash
>>78873205
>but I don't have it
Ugh, I really need some sleep now.
>>78872274
>>78873165
>Greg
>>78873209
Put it in a room which requires depth perception to leave.
>>78873236
Kill yourself
>>78873209
You marry it.
>Peridot looks into the camera.
>>78873157
>>78872274
I like Greg, Vidalia, Cool Kids, and Sadie.
I'd have to go with dad because he's the best dad.
>>78873249
Kill greg
>>78872738
>>78872923
I like that. A once off gem that's sort of corrupted but talks enough shit to reveal a bunch of lore before the gems have to poof and bubble her.
>>78872550
Lapis and Peridot move into the Gem Temple. The episode is about them setting up their new rooms and quickly coming to blows.
>>78872419
Thanks
>>78873269
Kill currshit
>>78873244
>Steven will never explore his sexuality with the help of amethyst
Also nice dubs
>>78872274
>Greg
>Not Mudercock
>>78873292
i second this
>>78873255
SAME IMAGE
FOUR THREADS
GET NEW ART OR DONT POST IT
>>78873269
>>78873292
Kill yourselves
What do you want to see in this show in the future?
