Aunt Tomei
>>78868181
We don't want no Trouble, OP.
>Peter honey, will you rub aunties feet?
Now there's5versions of Aunt May I wanna fuck
>>78868181
no fuckin way... why should he be solucky
>>78868888
>>78869130
> Scarlet Witch reads Peter's mind.
> "You want to fuck you're Aunt?!"
> "She's hot...you know...c'mon Wanda you know about this kind of thing!"
>Disney will never poke fun at the goldmine of awkward comedy that comes from homeley teen Peter having a 10/10 aunt
Fuck political correctness
>>78869640
aunt by marriage. they're not related! Hell it's his DUTY to fill in for his dead uncle.
>>78869951
if anything unusual sexuality is PC's favorite thing. unless someone's under 18 then OH GOSH
unless both of them are then it's like yay green light how dare you try to oppress them
Will they cast Jason Alexander as Doctor Octopus?
>>78870747
>unless someone's under 18 then OH GOSH
Peter will be 15 in the new movies.
>you will never be an overweight bald guy flirting with 90s' marisa tomei
>>78868181
HOLY SHIT
She's 51?!
>>78870773
Jerry Seinfeld as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin?
>>78870773
>>78870819
Imagine an adaptation of this scene with Jason Alexander as Doc Ock and Marisa Tomei as Aunt May
>>78871015
Also Tom Holland as Peter.
>The only reason Tony give Peter the Iron Spider suit was so he could get close to his Aunt
it all makes sense
She will never wake you up every morning by stepping on your balls
>Marisa won't cut her hair short and color it a bit grey.
I guess it's for the best, my dick probably couldn't handle her going full grey fox.
