The guy that fucked that dolphin was just my homonymous - Alan Moore

I started writing fantasy-porn when my former jewish publishers told me to introduce race mixing in my stories - Alan Moore

J.K. Rowling is a bitch with every hole full of knotty nigger cocks - Neil Gaiman

The Crow was basically "The Wraith" with King Diamond and a talking crow instead of the Dodge prototype - James O'Barr

>>78857503
>Googly moogly boo
Grant Morrison

>Fuck self-important cunts
Simon Spurrier

"Helpp I'm so bland I don't have a single original or engaging though in my mind!"

- Fabian Nicieza, 1996
- Chuck Dixon, 1996
- Geoff Johns, 1999
- Christopher Yost, 2000
- Greg Pak, 2006
- Anthony Johnston, 2006
- Nathan Edmondson, 2011
- Nick Spencer, 2011
- Cullen Bunn, 2011
- Charles Soule, 2012
- Ales Kot, 2012

>>78857503
What does Alan Moore think of Bill Watterson? What does Bill Watterson think of Alan Moore? What would happen if these two met?

>>78858054

Bill would just walk away complaining about the smell of weed.

>>78858054
They'd have a few cups of tea and some wonderful conversations completely devoid of any mentions regarding their comics work, like any other polite widely educated grown-ups would. Mind-blowing, isn't it?

The Holocaust never happened, but I wish it did.
-Brian Michael Bendis.

>>78858091
grown-ups don't talk about their passions and interests with each other?

>>78858142
Only bankers, cause banking is the only real job according to 1st world adults.