Are slumber parties this fun in real life?
I can't imagine childhood without sleepovers.
As long as the attendees don't start lezzing out.
Girl slumber parties are lame. They just play with dolls and paint their nails and talk about their vaginas.
Real shit goes down at boys sleepovers.
>>78836353
yeah man. video games, dirty jokes, candy.. that's about it.
>>78836089
as long as they're just playing and it doesn't go too far, that sounds good to me
>>78836040
shit you had friends? lucky. I got invited to one because it was a 'the whole class got invited' bit. otherwise shunned prty hard. had one or two friends at a time, sometimes invited over to play or vice versa.. one really liked it if i slept over but i was like.. yeah no.. i like my bed and my house.
>>78836353
like sucking each other's dicks right?
>>78836089
>Not liking lezzing out
>>78835920
I didn't get to do sleepovers until middle school and only because those people were both within my house's line of sight.
Still was fun though, still got to try alcohol.
I'd go to a slumber party if I got to wear some bomb-ass wings.
>>78835920
I was never allowed to sleep over anyone's house as a kid, unless they were my cousins.
I guess they were kinda fun, we played the usual video games and stuff.
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>that one kid who always just wanted to go to bed but you wanted to keep talking during the sleepover
Motherfucker I STILL have friends sleep over my house. Thats how you fucking bond with people in my book.
Let's have a sleepover, /co/.
>>78838353
can you bring some chips?
ill bring a soda!
>>78836089
>As long as the attendees don't start lezzing out.
What, but that's exactly what made them awesome.
Other than than an incredible amount of my girl slumber parties were spent watching porn late at night on the "bad" channels while the adults were asleep.
Also, sneaking in booze. And trying to summon demons and shit/Ouija Board which was just as lame as it sounds.
>>78838353
I'll bring the lube
>be kid
>parents never let me go over to other kids houses because stranger danger
>5th grade
>parents finally let me sleep over at friends place
>so much vidya, junk food, pranks, adventures
>get to middle school
>now parents say im too old to sleep over at other kids houses and itll make me gay
alrighty
>>78838724
wow you sound like such a cool nonconformist chick who rebels and breaks all the stereotypes
As a kid, sleepovers were mostly just getting to play different video game consoles or just different video games. Which was pretty cool at the time.
>>78836040
My mom hated fun, and was pissed at the idea that I rather sleepover at my cousins place then my own home.
>>78838833
Is something bothering you, champ?
>>78838833
What the fuck dude? I thought those were the fucking stereotypes. They were where I lived.
>>78839138
I think that's the joke. Conforming nonconformists.
>>78836089
>As long as the attendees don't start lezzing out.
>>78838724
>btw i'm a grill
>>78836089
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.
>>78838833
You think it's non-comformist to be a teenager and break da rulez, follow a niche hipster fashion to be different than the masses, sneak in booze / have a joint and do stupid shit on an Ouija board while high..?
This shit is what being a teenager is about
>>78840469
Nice meme, /b/ro.
>>78838724
I wish you weren't a lying dude.
>>78836771
Kimby a cute
>>78841445
/co/ probably has the most femanons after /cgl/.
>>78841653
Haha, if only we cared about their manginas
>>78836427
This.
Candy, jokes, vidya.
I still think of the original N64 Mario Party as what it means to hang out.
last sleepover I did was a mixed one and I was the guy holding the camera per say. Felt kinda bad but I didn't care too much at the time because boobies
>>78836353
You mean gay shit. Boy sleepovers are tests to see who will go the furthest. It starts off harmless with a little mooning and yokozuna, then it becomes "If I win at Smash Bros you suck my dick."
>>78842853
feel bad about what?
My life is one of loneliness and despair
Yeah, they're fun
>>78838806
That sounds fucked
Sleep overs is like getting drunk legally at a kid age. You fucking have no clue what's going on at a point, and just talk about nothingness. Quater of the time only you know what's going on, your buddy knows only a quater, and half of it is just loss to the night.
>>78838806
My older brother invited his friends in highschool over all the time, they larped in the backyard.
It even continued after he graduated, with dnd now.
>>78836353
The ones I went to had those things. But also lots of pranks, junk food, funny movies, video games and board games. Plus hours filled with a shit ton of gossip. Good times.
So was Clarence quietly shelved?
Can't remember the last time a new episode aired.
>>78836353
The Simpsons depicted them fairly accurately.
>>78835920
Pic needs a nude edit.
>girls' sleepovers
>applying makeup
>talking about boys you have a secret crush on
>lezzing out
>playing with Ouija boards
>giggling like stoner idiots
>boys' sleepovers
>talking about/playing video games
>talking about whatever professional athlete you want to emulate someday
>talking about some cool movie you saw eg "Did you see that part where the guy's head totally explodes off of him? So cool..."
>gay experimentation
>>78836353
>Had a rich best friend.
>Go over to his house every other weekend for a sleepover.
>He had everything
>Every toy, every console, a computer in his room
>We'd watch friday nights on cartoon network, then stay up all night playing vidya
>In the morning his mom would make us waffles while we watched saturday morning cartoons
I was too embarrassed of my own home to ever invite him over and repay the hospitality. He was too nice to care.
>>78835920
>tfw only ever stayed at cousins and wed sleel when its sleep time
>never had a slumber party at friends until high school but at that point its just me crashing on the couch after getting super stoned
>>78841445
No not a dude, but I wasn't trying to say they were edgy and cool or anything, I was a fucking kid, they were lame and embarassing in retrospect. Fun at the time because I was a dumb kid who didn't know any better.
As for the lezzing out, messing around with friends wasn't unusual or anything either. Except I actually turned out to be lez. Whoops.
>>78848538
Comes back with a week of new episodes starting on the 18th
>>78842994
>sleepover at a friend's house
>sleep in the same bed because he has a huge bed
>We had just laid down, lights were out
>He grabs my hand, puts it on his erect dick
>I quickly pull away and try to pretend it didn't happen
>We never talk about it againI never saw it, but it felt huge
>never went to a sleep over
>never talked about dating and who is sexy or whatever
>never went to an actual party
>tfw I realize I literally wasted my entire childhood and can never go back in time to fix it.
>>78851093
>Hate sleepovers
>Don't want to go to sleepovers
>Don't go to sleepovers
>Feels good
>>78849245
>>boys' sleepovers
>>talking about/playing video games
>>talking about whatever professional athlete you want to emulate someday
>>talking about some cool movie you saw eg "Did you see that part where the guy's head totally explodes off of him? So cool..."
>>gay experimentation
this was completely wrong
>>78851093
You have no control over childhood. What sucks is wasting your entire 20s.
My semen just dribbles now. What good does it do that I was a fantastic specimen of adulthood in my early double digits if no girl ever got to see it? Taking my word for it won't have the same effect
>>78852301
well not the videogames part.
I think a girl wrote this post.
videogames, food, maybe drawing. Making fun of bill clinton was popular as I recall.
All the bitches wanted to watch Titanic or My Best Friend's Wedding at EVERY. FUCKING. SLEEPOVER. and ALL the bitches would fall asleep during them. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. I would end up the only one awake so I'd go borrow my friends' moms' romance novels and wank.
>>78852301
>>78852372
its too much talking
if we wanted to talk about a cool movie or game we'd fucking walk up to blockbuster or family video, rent it, and watch it. we'd talk over it, sure, but not merely just talk, thats lame
>>78849245
>girls' sleepovers
>talking about dicks
>boys' sleepovers
>talking about dicks
>>78852437
>Not masturbating onto your friend's faces while they slept
Pleb
>>78836353
>Would just tell my mum I was going out
>Would go and stay at my mates place because his family was sane
>mum didn't care that I wasn't back for several days
>mates mum understood my circumstances and didn't mind
does anyone want to organise a /co/ sleepover?
What would it look like? what would happen?
I propose we cut out the faces of cartoon characters we like and roleplay as them the whole night.
Did you know that people who have suffered a stroke or have had botox injections report "affective flattening", literally less emotional feeling?
Anyway, my theory is that if we all act like other people we'll have a better time.
>pic vaguely related, I'd probably pretend to be Mabel
>>78856990
>I propose we cut out the faces of cartoon characters we like and roleplay as them the whole night.
This is easily the most terrifying idea I've ever heard and is practically inviting a serial killer to come
>>78836353
I only went to one sleepover when I was in middle school and we played video games and ate pizza until 3 in the morning.
shit was cash, not like the gay crap that you get at those dumb girls slumber parties.
>>78848538
there was an episode on halloween
>>78856990
I don't want you anywhere near me while I sleep anon
God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties. Let's just hope Butters can survive it.
>>78836353
Lots of girl slumber parties were just video games and watching movies until everyone passed out.
>>78836089
i've never been at a sleepover
hold me /co/
>>78850004
>I was too embarrassed of my own home to ever invite him over and repay the hospitality. He was too nice to care.
this hit too close to home.
too close for comfort.
>>78852337
Do kegels when you piss and decrease how often you masturbate. Or just enjoy yourself and plan on pumping your partner full of sperm without ever seeing it.
>>78842853
STORY TIME IT NIGGER!
>That kid who went home during the night because he was "homesick"
Honestly my sleepovers were pretty dope. I'd always stay up until the early hours of the morning playing Timesplitters 2 together on the old PS2. Shit was dope.
>>78836089
So many people not getting the reference, I'm embarrassed for you.
>>78861249
That was me
I'm sorry I was such a complete dweeb
>>78838806
Don't know what the fuck is their problem. 5th grade was prime sleepover time for me.
>>78838724
>And trying to summon demons and shit/Ouija Board which was just as lame as it sounds.
I wonder how many, if any, kids these days will try to make their slumber parties spooky by going on /x/ and looking up spooky rituals to do. I'm sure the result would be the samegoddamn fucking nothing every timebut it would be a lot more interesting and original than the Ouija boards and Bloody Mary shit we all probably did.
>>78840616
>biseshual women
>>78842994
Is there something you want to tell us, Anon?
We won't judge.
>>78856990
>Anyway, my theory is that if we all act like other people we'll have a better time.
What constitutes a slumber party?
>>78864935
You have two or more friends over, you dick around for a bit and then you all go to sleep in the same house.
>>78838097
Date rapes are different, Anon.
>>78857663
It's alright.
We have plenty of cartoons depicting others having fun at sleepovers.
That's just as nice.
>>78865327
Oh
I guess I have been in quite a few then,the last one being yesterday.
>>78836089
That's why I didn't go to slumber parties I was invited too. I KNEW everybody would end up naked by the end and I was not comfortable with that.
>>78835920
I'd imagine if you're the kind of person who goes to sleepovers, you'd find them fun.
The closest thing to a sleepover I had was when our house burned down and we had to go live with the rest of the family.
And the second time it burned down when we had to mooch off the pastor for a week.
And when the utility pole rotted through and hit the house and we had to spend time with two different aunts in succession.
>only went to one sleepover as a kid
>pissed my sleeping bag and went home early because I missed my mom
Nobody ever invited me to another sleepover.
>>78866010
Gay orgies aren't usually considered sleepovers.
>>78866676
Goddamnit Strong Sad
>>78865327
if you have siblings does that mean you have slumber parties erry day
Me and my mates would go to a certain friend's house every other weekend in highschool. His family was Basque so their was liquor everywhere and his family didn't notice/care that we took it. My fondest highschool memories are me and the gang getting drunk off crown royale while shit talking girls and playing guitar hero. To this day we've never 100% completed through the fire and flames.
>that time you had a sleepover with your bros and mom made you invite your little sis to participate
>completely unsupervised
She really shouldn't have done that.
>>78867308
Did you gangbang her?
>>78835920
Locked mysef in my room each time sister had a slumber party because I don't wanted to met her friends.
It look pretty boring to be perfectly honest
>>78867329
No, but let's just say that she grew up real fast that night.
>>78856990
>does anyone want to organise a /co/ sleepover?
>What would it look like? what would happen?
We would need somewhere to have the "sleep over", where we can all get together and watch vids/cartoons together and chat and shit. Best bet would be Synchtube or a similar site, where we can all suggest and vote on vids. We all order pizzas for ourselves, and arrange them to be delivered at the same time(if we wanna get really realistic, we all need to order from the same place, and can only get cheese or pepperoni). Then we would need to figure out some sleep over games we can play in chat (truth or dare and such). And then later, when it's time to go to sleep, we all lay down on the floors of our rooms with sleeping bags, and stay up chatting until we pass out.
>I propose we cut out the faces of cartoon characters we like and roleplay as them the whole night.
>Anyway, my theory is that if we all act like other people we'll have a better time.
That's weird. You aren't allowed to host slumber parties.
>>78867450
Oh do tell.
>>78867450
so, do you mean she just saw some shit, or was it something a bit... deeper?
