HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM
Just saw this movie on tv the other day.
Never noticed that cameo until then.
>>78826522
tss Does he have a lot of packages to deliver or sumpton? tss
Geez. Someone musta heckled him in a Spider-Man costume.
Woah, he stole that guy's PIZZA!
Why is Garth Ennis saying that?
>>78827354
SHADDUP! Mary Jane is of low stock.
>>78827354
nhhh, does he got any kids or anything? I'm up for doin' some babysittin'...
Cootchie-cootchie-cooooo~
>>78830828
Remember when people were allowed to smoke in Marvel properties?
Remember when Peter met Uncle Paul?
>>78830909
Are you fucking 12? There's a difference between S&M freaks and SJWs
>>78830956
What the fuck
>>78830943
WHY DID YOU MURDER JOEY Q'S BELOVED GRANDPAPPY YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
>>78826522
RAINDROPSKEEPFALLINGON /
MY
HEAD
Back to formula
When you pay rent?
If he wanted pictures of Spider-Man so badly, he should have come down to Ted's Photography and Super-Hero Memorabilia Emporium DOT COM!
I called it DOT COM because people buy things on computers now, Gregory!
>>78830858
tss Remembuh that scene in the rain? I saw her nipples. Made my peckah stand up.
if it wasn't for 9/11 was this scene only for the trailer
>>78831165
>this could've happened
Fuck ISIS
>>78830956
Shuuuuuuuure.
He was such a lovable scamp. I showed him where spiders make their webs, heh heh heh.
BUT THEN THAT DAMN AUNT OF HIS TOLD ME TO LEAVE PETER ALONE! Kept saying he was 'scared of the Lizard now,' and called me a mole-esther! I don't even know who Mole Esther is!
>>78831152
I am murried to Mary Jane
APRIL FAWLS!!!!
>>78831259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYUrqVCodw
>>78831044
Why did you have to derail a perfectly good thread with your shitty bait?
>>78831211
Hehe hehe well awright, I'm out of the clean, back to the ranch to drown myself in beer and blame that nigger that replaced me for all of my problems
>>78830909
I am happy that she's done with that phase. She's legit cute without all of that stupid shit.
>>78830987
Peter has to know he works for the New York Post of their universe, why is he always so amazed they trash Spider-Man?
>>78831211
>milenials already confuse al quaeda with isis
>>78831071
Angry Willem Dafoe is legit one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
Holy shit that neck.
>>78832500
They're not the same thing?
>>78832519
>>78832615
>>78832614
No. One is funded by Saudis, the other is funded by the corruption of the Syrian government.
>>78832519
That boardroom scene where they tell them they sold his company out from under him.
"WHAT I SUFFERED!@!!:"!?!"
>>78832805
You can't do this to me. I started this company. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!
>>78832896
Then the fag with the teacup?
So satisfying when Greenie kills him.
>>78833095
OUT, am I?
>>78832614
ISIS didn't even exist when 9/11 went down
>>78832500
>unironically going with the "millenials r stoopid" meme
>not knowing that ISIS was once a part of al Qaeda
>not recognizing a joke when you see one
>making me waste 30 seconds of my life replying to your stupid ass
>>78832640
>>78833180
ISIS has been around since 1999 retard. However, they weren't affiliated with al Qaeda until 2004.
>>78835461
>>78835461
After all these years, I finally realize who Dafoe reminded me of in this movie.
>>78835684
>Nutted but she still suckin'
>>78833180
and neither did al kayda.
Denis Leary really did make a good Green Goblin
>>78830828
Remember when Xena wanted the radioactive spider blood?
>>78836212
>>78830828
How would you feel if in between Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 Peter accidentally grew the extra arms like in the comic and hooked up with her briefly?
SPIDER-MAN 1: Peter pines for Mary Jane (and eventually makes out with her as Spider-Man), also meets Betty Brant.
SPIDER-MAN 2: Mary Jane is about to marry John Jameson but then learns Peter is Spider-Man. MJ ditches John at the altar.
SPIDER-MAN 3: Spider-Man kisses Gwen in public, flirts with Betty Brant, and strains his relationship with MJ.
(unreleased) SPIDER-MAN 4: Peter and MJ are married and have a kid. Things get so bad that MJ takes the kid and leaves Peter.
THE DETAILS: Peter no longer has his powers. He marries Betty Brant and they change their names for some reason. Betty dyes her hair blond.
>>78830943
I remember Stane walking with that cigar that he wasn't allowed to lit or smoke. God that looked pathetic.
These movies are dated FALALALA
>>78830990
Yeah Spider-Man talked to a boy who got molested them told him the tale of his own sexual experience.
>>78830828
Sounds hot
>>78830931
