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>Steven's Birthday DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
nth for pony
Why is Steven Universe so popular? It's a pretty mediocre show desu
First fordubs.
I'm surprised that Yellow DIOmond is such a popular concept
Gembro reporting in.
>>78724871
because everything else is even mediocre-er
>>78724867
>calling nth on a first post
DISQUALIFIED
Get some confidence next time.
>>78724871
Maybe your tastes are just mediocre desu
If the world is different to you then it is you who must change
>>78724871
I'd guess strong character focus, compared to the action and comedy focus in other shows on right now.
>>78724878
...y-yeah...
>>78724871
Do popularity and mediocrity have to be mutually exclusive?
Because I was pretty popular in high school despite being a painfully average motherfucker.
Lapis old and busted
Bloople new hotness
>>78724871
It's because of the gay lesbians honestly. I was recommending this show to my shit friends and they just weren't interested about it.
Then they saw "tiny space lesbians" on Tumblr and got crazy excited for it. The Return and Jail Break was the highest point for this show.
>Steven most likely saw Connie change when he was a baby.
>Connie missed seeing Steven in the buff when he reverted back to his normal form
These kids have an abnormal amount of close calls.
>>78724871
>I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
>>78724871
Was terrible at first. I know I put off watching it initially when the first episode I watched was the one where Steven turns himself into a bunch of cats or something. To this day I still have no idea how that episode ended.
>be me>a very tall woman compared to other women
>watch the episode giant woman for the first time
>feels good
>>78724945
>no edition
SOILED IT
posy yfw you're a Perifag this week
i want to be a pearl
i want to be "programmed" to serve crazy giant women and have them treat me like their toy
>>78724833
>no edition
DELETE THIS
>>78724974
Are you from Texas? Do you drink one gallon of milk a day? Do you ride horses?
>>78724974Cara, is that you?
who remembers this
>>78724980
>>78724972
Steven dies
the rest of these episodes are him going through the trials of hell
>>78724974
r u a gril
>>78724980
I'm a perifag every week.
>>78725036
no she is a woman
a giant woman
Feels good to be a Garnetfag this week
>>78724980i wanted her to stay evil
>>78724980
>>78724871
Interesting characters in a consistent, well thought out universe.
Pretty much the same reason people lose their shit about Star Wars. Star Wars isn't some incredibly deep story with powerful, mature themes. It's a fun adventure about interesting, likable characters. Steven Universe is the same thing. Nothing alarmingly ground-breaking, it's actually fairly derivative, but its execution is original and it's characters have many facets and flaws.
I'm sorry to respond to your shitpost with a serious answer, but I figure shitposting at shitposters just begets more shitposting, and there's plenty of that around here already.
>yfw Matt Burnett is here reading your postsRIGHTNOW
BD's whoopie adventures
http://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/136717897802/su-spoilers-au-where-the-crystal-gems-were
http://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/136747952706
>>78725028
M E
W E
>>78724871
>Seven Replies
>>78725089
I told him to fuck off once and he tweeted it
>>78725089
Who? Sorry i'm an immigrant from /mlp/
it's cold today
>>78724980
>mfw
>>78725089
matt why are you a prick
Fuck me Matt
>>78725089
Matt "orgasms with sarcasm" Burnett
>>78724972
>season 1A
>bad
It was objectively and consistently the greatest part of the show besides Say Uncle.
>>78725126
That Blue Pearl on the right looks ugly
>>78724878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXz05mU9kmI
Jesus the shitters are out in force.
>>78725089
Matty B pls rape my tight asshole and then shorten YD's neck thank you
Hopefully they will grow apart.
>>78725150
Say Uncle was fantastic. Fuck you.
Would you rather be a Diamond or a Pearl?
>>78725155
>>78725160
Why haven't they showed Peridot the internet yet? Or given her books?
>>78725170
Not a single word in that post you are replying to was sarcasm. Most of season 1A and Say Uncle are by and far the best parts of the show.
>>78725068
Anon she blew the candles
>>78725182
I'd be ur pearl, anon
>>78725168
>cop-ethyst
My sides.
So is it going to be revealed that Lapis was part of Blue Diamonds Royal Court? Being able to control the Oceans is a pretty significant power for a gem.
>>78725150
Season 1A filler was definitely better than filler of any other part of the show. Though really they were establishing a lot of basic shit the whole time. It just feels like they don't know what to do with the side characters any more.
Inb4 "She's gonna fuck that baby!
Post cute Steven/Connie art.
>>78725182
I love you too.
>>78725203
She was doing Steven a favour, he was busy concealing his boner
>>78725182
I'd rather be WITH you ;)
>>78725182
i want to be a pearl and be extremely loyal to my master and be treated like a toy and status symbol
it's all i want
please make me a pearl
>>78724980
we are going to explode
>>78725182
whatever u want me to be bby
>>78725195
>Why haven't they showed Peridot the internet yet?
She'd be a bigger shitposter than Pearl
>>78725089
>yfw Matt Burnett is here reading your posts
>mfw
I have no idea who you are and I kinda don't care. All I care about is Peridot and, to a lesser extent, Garnet and Amy.
Pearl can git fukt.
>>78724871
i gotta say it the history is pretty catchy
>>78725214
Uh oh, LOOK OUT STEVEN
>>78725182
Guess who just bought you a semester of public speaking classes.
You shy motherfucker.
>>78724974
>be you
>a manlet that wishes they weren't
>probably doesn't feel good
>>78725234
HOFU-*BOOM*
I'm okay!
>>78725089
Awesome.Save Jasper. Redeem her. ;_;
>>78725234
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>78725115
It's a trap!
>>78725182
PUT YOUR COCK IN ME.
>>78725212
Lapis is actually half of Blue Diamondnah I'm just bullshitting, she was probably as high ranking as Sapphire though
i miss being able to post porn
>>78724945
You know, during war, bad things happen to ornamental women.
>>78725244
>Not knowing Matt "Do not believe his lies" Burnett
>>78725307
Go back to /trash/ then fąm
>>78724980
Life's good.
>>78725307
no one's stopping you from making a /trash/ thread
>>78725307
i miss being able to make even on-topic shitposts without being banned
let us have this
we're bound to disappear for another few months
please
>>78725234
ARE THEY FUCKING FUSING?
>>78725195
they know what they would cause
>>78725327
what's up with those rare stock photos
![Steven.Universe.S02E21.Catch.and.Release.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-iT00NZ.mkv_snapshot_05.23_[2015.10.18_02.44.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/LonMLrC.jpg "Steven.Universe.S02E21.Catch.and.Release.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-iT00NZ.mkv_snapshot_05.23_[2015.10.18_02.44.06].png")
>>78724980
>mfw we pretty much know Yellow Diamond will bring her own Pearl.
I just realized, Parent/Teacher meetings for Steven and Connie will be the most awkward thing in the world.
>Your daughter brought a large weapon and lion to class.
>And?
>That's illegal Mr. Universe.
>>78725340
If you're a fusion virgin you've gotta start with the best
>>78725115
I know women like her are just pretending to be cute, but damn if I wouldn't want one on my lap.
NYEEHEHEHE
Reminder that Connie will eventually turn into this
Steven is pretty much guaranteed to rek her six ways 'till Sunday at some point
>>78725214
Please, Lois Lane did it first.
>>78725372
>Garnet set up Rose and Greg.
>She's helping Steven with Connie.
Why is Garnet best wingman?
We need more BD in this thread
>>78725344
Rare Popes you mean?
>>78725281
>It will probably take over a year till we finally get a Jasperdemption
How do I stop the pain, anons?
>>78725378
go away, papyrus, you don't really want to be here
>>78725358
Cat Peri is best Peri
>>78724878
DIO is just popular in general
>>78725413IF there is a Jasperdemption
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
So Sapphire and Lapis are blue because the y serve Blue diamond.
But Ruby was serving Blue diamond.
And she was red.
Why?
Rewatching "The Answer"
>Rose and Pearl burst into a crowded city center and declare that the colony won't be completed before indiscriminately attacking gems
>Pearl starts targeting Sapphire and other non-combatants once she thinks all the soldiers have been eliminated
Are the Crystal Gems a terrorist cell or what?
>>78724871
I feel like it's the only show on CN right now that's putting honest-to-god effort on telling a good story.
>>78725408
Garnet is best everything
Susan Egan is posting pictures on twitter of the inside Cartoon Network as she goes in to record for Rose, if anyone cares about that
why is blue pearl barefoot
>>78725398
Reminder that Priyanka Maheshwaran whores herself out in the alleys behind the hospital for unregulated alcohol.
>>78725398
>that pic
WHY
>>78725413
Watch another show. Like Pony. Or Mike Tyson's Adventures
If you could bang any human character in Steven Universe, which one would it be?Hard Mode: No human gems from Chille Tid.
>>78725440
Rubies were common foot soldiers. They served everyone.
>>78725437
>>78725182
H-hi
>>78725456
>why
why not?
you gay?
>>78725440
Nice try, Matt.
>>78725440
Rubies aren't fucking blue you dumb faggotlord
>>78725441
Rose probably heard that a Gem who could foresee the future was en route.
She could not let this Gem work for BD.
So she tried to murder it in a terror strike, but managed to recruit her (and a ruby) in the end.
So win win.
>>78725448
Good, that'll give me a good idea of where to put them.
>>78725440
She doesnt serve blue dia, she was assigned to sapphire, theres a difference.
>>78725182
I'd rather be a__Human__
>>78725448
So, we're getting more Rose later on this season. Sweet.
>>78725461
Probably Mrs.Maheshwaran, holding her down in an alleyway while she cries.
>>78725461
Fuck your hard mode
Fuck everything, I'm going to miss the last two episodes in this bomb. It's going to be ages before I have decent internet again.
>>78724953
If not for
>healing spit
>steven's beard hair
>babyform
They would have sucked face by now
>>78725409
I want more casual wear BD with Pearl/parrot
WAIT A MINUTE
Did anon ever eat the mug?
>>78724980
>>78725442
>putting honest-to-god effort on telling a good story
Most episodes are filler though
>>78725496
Are they still recording for this season? I heard that the voice recordings are one of the last steps in the process of making an episode
>>78725408
Ruby and Sapphire just want everyone tobecome one
This is on the wall at CN, how disgusting.
>>78725532
>filler
out
>>78725440
No she was not. She has no diamond,
>>78725489
>>78725441
This, pretty much.
Combatant or not, Sapphire was a dangerous asset to allow BD to have.
Destroy by any means.
>>78725548
Oh look at that,a abstract picture from the 1960s.
>>78725532
Filler has no real purpose, filler is very rare next to Character Development.
Pretty much Garnet Universe and Sadie's Song are the only filler episodes.
>>78725548
Anon, that was made by a literal 14 year old.
>>78725514
Seriously, I'm shocked Connie hasn't kissed him out of the blue yet. She can only take so many interruptions.
The songwriter for Frozen apparently loves Steven Universe. I guess that's not really surprising
Do you think she will have a different weapon or it will also be a spear?
>>78725567D I S G U S T I N G
>>78725548
Aww, that's kind of nice, they display fanart made by kids
>to purchase
Whuh
Someone email and find out how much it costs
>>78725532
>most
Yeah, no.
Even in the less action-y, laid back episodes there's still some sort of story progression.
Even when it seems like nothing happens, we almost always get a bit deeper into canon lore.
>>78725577
Well, now we know why Lars makes fun of Steven so much, he's a teenage manlet.
>>78725548
That's actually pretty good though.
>>78725461
Young Gregor Ronaldo
>>78724974
timestamp please or i doubt it
>>78725548
For being made by a 14 year old, that's not bad at all.
>>78725577
She wants it to be special
>>78724872
that's not how you do it anon
>>78725584
I imagine a pair of hooked knives, the very thing you parry a spear with.
Ruby a cute!
>>78725584
I think she was just a one off reference to reinforce the fact that Pearls are routinely assigned to high-ranking gems on homeworld and will literally never be seen or referenced again.
>>78725617
Fuck it being special, Connie needs to take their relationship to second base.
>>78725591
Somebody fucking buy it.
>>78725548
>>78725543
COME JOIN THE FUN
>>78724974
this is 4ching girl, the fact that this is a tumblr show general doesn't matter, you know the rulesNow tits or gtfo bitch
If this post is dubs then I'll let you guys write the season finale
>>78725617
Amazing how connie can carry his fatass
>>78725584
>_500.png
Are you TRYING to summon indexer?
>>78725548
>to purchase
So, someone here is gonna buy it, right?
>>78725619
fuck pearl
Even with Bloople added to the mix, still best Pearl.
>>78725413
Drink a lot.
>>78725433
Have faith, dear anon. I trust the crewiverse to not let us down with such awesome bara character.
Final boss will be all the diamonds fusing.
>>78724980
Something bad is going to happen to my baby
>>78725645
this is a blue board faggot go back to /soc/
>>78725647
That was a close one, Connie almost died
>>78725567
So? Age has no meaning when it comes to talent.
I once got upstaged at a piano recital by a fucking 9 year old. "Oh! He's so young, but he plays so well! Let's all applaud him more than the guy who played the more technically demanding piece."
I've been practicing for longer than he's been alive. Fuck him. I hope he gets Leukemia.
>>78725614
You know what else was made by a 14-year-old?
>>78725643
>>78725374
those are the best women
>>78725461
Greg, any age, all time
>>78724980
>Tfw were always a Perifag
>Tfw you were one of the few that predicted Peredemption when everyone else thought she'd be killed off.
>>78725645
I want /b/ to leave
>>78725645
Go drink bleach.
>>78725685
Why does this keep being posted like what's the meme here?
>>78725408
Because she's made of lo-o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-ve.
>>78725089
I dont feel safe anymore
>>78725457
>>78725527
cute.
>>78725685
no
>>78725691
>LapisAttemptsToCommitSuicide.png
What the fuck is happening with these captcha's?
>>78725737
>caught in the street sign loop
>>78725645
>If I act like a moron from /b/ I'll be more likely to see a woman's naked breasts.
I'm sure you've put a great deal of thought into that plan.
beardsteven when
*spitshines pearl*
>>78725661
>I can't post a picture of Jasper actually fucking Pearl anymore
;_;
>>78725681
>age has no meaning when it comes to talent
Kind of completely does
Hours of practice, availability of training, access to materials
Look at you, you've become a complete faggot after years of work and experience, your mom must be so proud
>>78725685
I don't know....LIKE YOUR MOM?
>>78724721
>Draw some Opal.
>Do it
Here you go Opalanon from the last thread.
>>78725737
Anything is better than the goddamned blurry green street signs
I liked the Christmas presents, they always worked
>>78725744
For once it worked on the first try this time.
>>78725734
Wait, if they fused into Stevonnie, they could sneak into R-rated movies!
Someone draw this!!
>>78725182
I'd rather be a memeyour meme ;)
>>78725685
Pizza girl is 15.
Probably 16 now.
So, if Steven never ages does this mean that if grown up Connie tries to get intimate with him, it's morally wrong?
>>78725762
That's really good anon
Steboni cute.
>>78725363
>Yellow Diamond's Pearl and Peridot engage each other in a deadly cat fight, the one with tiny slaps and meowling.
>everyone just sits and watches, because it's adorable.
>Peridot loses again.
>>78725750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM
>>78725737
I had a problem the other day where it wouldn't stop giving me unsolvable capchas even when they were clearly right. It was during the log-date preview just came out, must of been so hyped made too many comments I guess.
>>78725404
Wait... what?
>>78725737
I can't look at 4x4 grids without getting nasty flashbacks to a bad time I had trying to solve a sliding tile puzzle. I wasted half a month of my life on that shitty thing. I still have the notes I wrote down too.
>>78725762
Damn that's nice.
Thanks!
>>78725661
I'd like to.
>>78725398
>>78725456
The VA has a milf voice...
>>78725461
Both the pizza twins
>>78725409
>BD is actually an arrogant uptight snob who will never dress casually, even if it kills her.
>>78725778
In the eyes of US law, his age is however long he's been alive.
Once he turns 18 he can morph into a baby and legally have sex.
>>78725778
I mean, its probably not gonna happen since the episode ended on implying Steven can age.
Does Connie poo in the loo or do her parents not let her?
>>78725584
Anon, she's a Pearl. She's not going to have any weapons cause she's not going to fight.
Besides, we won't be seeing her or Blue again this season most likely, so it'll be like, 2 years before they show up again.Also, I still think weapons weren't a thing before the war. That's why Pearl was using the swords and why she was able to kick so much ass.
Blue Pearl is very, very beautiful.
>>78725456
>being THIS gay
I know this is /sug/, but come the fuck on.
>>78725234
THAT BETTER BE A SHOP, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>>78725409
I didn't know I needed this waifu.
>>78725778
Steven does age, just not normally.
It's probably linked to his mental maturity, analogously to gem reformation.
>>78725824
>Once he turns 18 he can morph into a baby and legally have sex
>>78725834
/int/ get out.
Blue Pearl's feet.
>>78725774
Which Pizza girl?
>>78725806
Lois Lane once tried to brainwash a deaged Superman into loving her so that when he grew back up, he'd propose, Lana Lang had the same idea.After he grew back up it turned out to be a Superman from an alternate reality where bigamy was legal, and he married both of them in that reality while the real Superman laughed his ass off
>>78725707
hoe don't do it is a meme itself. Don't feel bad, it's a tumblr thing. not knowing means you're not as much of a fag as me.
>>78725843
>being THIS gay
>implying I'm gay
Sorry I haven't explained better,but I can't fucking stand that picture. And I'm not gay.
>>78725857
Is Steven even a US citizen?
Isn't he technicallyan alien?
>There's already lewds of Blue Pearl.
This is excellent.
>>78725676
Don't worry anon. The promo just made it seem like Peridemption was canceled to throw us off.
By the end of this, she's going to show up in a CG outfit.And then the hiatus comes again
>>78725461
Priyanka Maheswaren, in every place where two pieces of flesh meet with enough friction to get me off.
>>78725834
Her parents seem to be second generation, so they already grew up pooing in the loo.
>>78725756
Post it on /trash/ and cross-link
>>78725840
SHE'S LITERALLY JUST PEARL WITH FUCKING BANGS.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE GOING ON ABOUT?
>>78725867
The one who draws Lapizza Lazuli
>>78725876
He was born on US soil, therefore he's American.
Hell, that makes Amethyst an American as well.
>>78725440
I don't know, you tell me, Matt
I just keep imagining the battle between Blue Diamond and Rose.
It must have been a fucking glorious scene to behold.
>>78725737
Good luck with street signs anything.
>>78725894
she doesnt have stick legs
>>78725409
Don't you faggots dare casualise the Big Blue.
