Kelly does it again!
Is that the villain from Minions?
>>78696349
Yes, start fapping.
Kelly and Hathor the Cow Goddess enter a room. Who leaves the room alive?
>>78696324
>half-mast flag
>unconscious bald eagle
It's the little things that make these strips so enjoyable.
LAL
>>78696324
Is it just me, or does that look a lot like Michelle Obama?
>>78697173
She does, but you can tell Michelle is black from the lines on the side of her face.
>>78696415
I wish this guy did more, he captured the essence pretty nicely.
>>78696386
Kelly. He'd fight dirty and has probably been drinking so his sense of pain would be heavily deadened.
>>78698153
Needs a crying Moot dressed like lady liberty
>>78698356
>Moot
who?
>>78698481
Every few weeks I see this meme and wonder how long it'll be before people legitimately start asking this question.
>>78698604
The really scary thing is that I'm pretty sure some of them are serious.
>>78698622
>>78698604
Why do you fear the power of meme magic? We're using our /pol/ack inspired wizardry to meme mootles out of existence, or at least erase his association with 4chan. It won't be long before Hiroshima deletes the old news posts with moot's name on them and all traces he was ever affiliated with the chans disappears.
>>78698694
>/pol/ack inspired wizardry
>implying /tv/ doesn't have the strongest meme magic
>>78697384
But what if his hot-bloodedness is interfering with him?
>>78698622
that's fuckin scary
>>78698975
That's only because you aren't privy to the Department of Memetic Warfare and its secrets
Mainstream /pol/ is just playing at meme magic, but the DMW was born in it and raised in it. Most of /pol/ are just puppets, dancing in the wind.
>>78698622
How come he don't want us no more?
>>78699394
/tv/ meme magic got people killed
>>78698356
You mean old Hiro?
>>78696386
Kelly, so long as they're not at a Burger King.
>>78696324
It's ok. But I like the Kelly cartoons when he is right for wrong selfish reasons or just weird.
This one would better if he was mad because he can't get tits and the babies get it for free. 2 tits for one child?
>>78699667
Because it takes stupid amounts of money to keep us around and we generate tons of bad press and we're pretty much unmonetizable.
>>78700473
then how does new moot do it?
>>78701191
Selling all the personal data from people stupid enough to buy a 4chan Pass
>>78701191
Very carefully.
>>78698153
I never pushed for DT in the drawthreads but I kinda liked her.
>>78701500
>personal data
Who would even want to know about us?
>>78699882
Because she'll poop on him?
>>78702449
Party Van inc.
>>78702449
Are you a person with access to money?
Then congratulations, someone wants to sell you something
>>78698622
He deserves it though. He sold us out to the chinese and STILL wants to live forever? Fuck that guy. He can cry me a pool of tears for all I care. The fucking mods have been going crazy since he left. Chinese moot is probably too beta to tell them to stop with the bullshit or too gullible to see that they are arbitrary fucks who delete things they personally don't like.
>>78696415
>Noticed /a/ last
>made this ten times funnier
>>78696324
>breastfeeding
>"today's" sicko moms
I love it
>>78702528
Hey, I remember when 4chan was sort of left.
>>78696324
So is he for or against breastfeeding in public?
>>78703282
Yes
>>78703237
I think the main problem these days is that there's so much extremism both ways, everybody feels like they need to take a side. There's too much "us vs them" mentality, and that's how you get boogiemen.
>>78703237
You mean when /b/ had fits of anger over really silly things?
>>78701191
Frontpage actually has malware ads.
>>78703379
Not even just fits of anger. The whole pool's closed meme was in response to a pool being closed to one black child for being HIV positive because good ol' Texas thought he'd spread AIDS in the water. If you had to put a label on /b/s chaos, it was at least leaning left.
>>78703379
>professional tools
>not also wearing a shirt that says "professional tool"
missed opportunities senpai
>>78702449
Big BBQ.
>>78698694
>not fearing the power of meme magic
anon, /mu/ literally just killed Lemmy like a week ago
>>78703379
The one that sticks out most to me is when a video surfaced of a girl hurling live puppies into a river, and /b/ managed to track her down purely based on her accent and the colour of her clothes, which lead to her being arrested.
Does /b/ do shit like that anymore? I haven't ventured there in years.
>>78703720
>Does /b/ do shit like that anymore?
lol, no. /b/ is /soc/-lite with gore and /pol/ threads. Oh, and furry threads (well, maybe, I haven't been back since /trash/ became a thing, which is where all the furry and pony porn gets posted).
>>78703720
Current /b/ doesn't have the skill or the motivation to play detective.
>>78703237
I think it mostly still is, it's just not the place for a leftist to argue on issues.
>>78696324
>incest
I don't see that in today's media.
>>78696415
this is funnier in the wake of Fnaf and Undertale
Does this one count as a Kelly?
>>78703720
It's ironic, and almost tragic, but /b/ were the original social justice warriors when you think about it. Not in the whiny Tumblr way, in a very real way. It may not have happened all that often, but they'd go after bad people like that, OBJECTIVELY bad people.
>>78705141
Not enough labels.
>>78705141
>>78705277
also needs lady liberty crying outside the window
>>78705200
What's even more ironic is how it has changed, not just for /b/. Now if you just complain about anything, or just post an opinion that can be remotely leftist, you're labelled as whichever boogieman other anons will think of first.
Also, for a long time I couldn't tell if Kelly's comics were serious or not. Since I realized how much of a fool I was, I've been thoroughly enjoying them.
>>78705371
>>78703720
I remember being around for Kenny Glenn. This kid beat his cat and put it on youtube, and people were able to match the rooms in the background with pictures from the kid's myspace. His parents and school were called, the Rocketpower copypasta was faxed to his dad's work, and the cat was removed by animal protection services. Last I heard the kid was bought a 4-wheeler by his rich ass parents for all the emotional trauma the repercussions of his pet endangerment caused.
The black chick who bragged about cooking her neighbor's kitten, Tiger Lily, alive went straight to jail though because she wasn't a minor and also a niggo.
>>78703720
/b/ is full of edgy 12 year olds that want to brag at school that they use 4chan and how they're al "psycho's"
They just post tumblr furry art and spread nudes
>>78707096
This. /b/ is for normies without dedicated interests that want an "edgy" alternative to 9gag to brag about..
>>78699667
off topic, but that episode hurt me deeply
