BANEjustice storytime get in here nerds
Last time, big guys, and Doomsday. And no Sinestro
I thought Injustice comes out on Tuesdays? Is this last week's issue?
mmkay
>>78660605
This weeks. Just came out. 1st issue came out on a Monday, second on a Tuesday. No fucking idea what the schedule is anymore
Haha, time for Baneposting
>>78660590
Wait, it's already going? When did it start? Will you post the first two issues, too?
>>78660652
Sure, why not
>>78660671
>Bane?It begins
>>78660656
perhaps this issues reveals how quickly bane turned into a lapdog dog for superman
>>78660671
goddamnit, i thought he would join doomsday, get his ass kicked hard and then turn into a lapdog for superman.
here he is already kissing ass
>>78660671
is bane realy strong enough to (temporarly) take on doomsday or superman?
>>78660757
Holy shit
>>78660757
You can't solve ALL your problems by throwing them into the sun, Supes!
>>78660757
>Just throws him into the sun
He's getting a lot of mileage out of that.
>>78660769
lol poor flash.
speaking of did they show what happened to zoom in injustice?
>>78660758
It would probably be extremely painful
>>78660757
JUST THROW HIM INTO THE SUN
>>78660757
yep, this is my supes
and people still say goku has a chance vs supes
>>78660807
>it's not a democracy, it's a fascist regime! God you guys are dumb
>>78660789
ah supes, constantly a hypocrite.
oke if he or his butt budies hurt someone.
not oke if someone wants to hurt him or his butt buddies back
>>78660833
What
>>78660807
>Deal with it
Need some shades there Sups.
>>78660728
>>78660769
Why is Hal so jokey? Is he using humor to cover up the fact that he's dead inside?
>>78660807
I guess he took Plas' advice to the heart.
>>78660807
just grow the moustache already
>>78660777
Hal has no room to talk here.
>>78660807
>I'm done talking
>Deal with it
Doesn't give a single fuck.
>>78660852
Yes.
>>78660833
Bane joins Superman, Solomon Grundy joins Batman, just to balance things out?
>>78660880
don't talk shit about his waifu sinestro
>>78660590
BANE?
>>78660880
To be fair, Sinestro had keikaku on his side. He played everyone like a fiddle and got to murder GLs and be praised for it.
Thanks, storytime. You're great
>>78660852
Just like Peter Parker, he's using humor to mask his fear.
>>78660772
Oh yes he can
>>78661030
>Flash being a match for anyone, ever
I don't read a lot of comics, has he been nerfed or reset or something? What happened to speed force yottasecond Flash?
>>78660807
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78660849
>>78660919
>Who is Bizzaro
>>78660807
edgy as fuck
>>78660807
Yup, it's Year 5. Clark is finally gone, all that's left is for him to take up the title f High Councillor.
>>78660919
>Solomon Grundy
You spermwhale.
>>78661126
>Barry not turned into tomato juice by an orbit-dropping, freefalling invincible lump of rockbones
R-right
Speedforce your way out of this one
>>78660705
Uh, you don't get to be friends.
>>78661183
>You can't trust a dog, but you can trust a dog to be a dog
This is some cheesy dialog
>>78661164
Americans are the only people to use 'Paris, France' as a location identifier.
If they just wrote 'Paris' the rest of the world would know exactly where they were talking about.
>>78660769
>big guy
For hal
>>78661188
What about magic? Superman's weak to magic. I'm sure there are some magic users in the DC universe
I recall John Constantine joined up with Batman but he's not a really strong magic user
>>78660769
>What's the deal with the big scary-wrestler guy?
>>78661219
Probably because we have a town in Texas called Paris.We also have China, Athens, Dublin, London, Egypt and a slew of other cities with equally inappropriate names.
>>78661289
That's a good movie.
Even so, do Americans really think about the town rather than the European city as a first thought?
Is there an Injustice pastebin? I checked out while Mxy was fighting Trigon and all reality was breaking down. I wanna catch up.
>>78661176
>and renee
no he did, im sure she overdosed on thos green pills they had
>>78661333
Of course they do.
They're number one, and all that.
>>78660757
>mfw
We sentry now.
>>78660671
BANE?
>>78661240
it didnt work during year 3
only thing that happened was that bats lost 3 or 4 members during that
>>78661240
Billy fucked it up for everyone when he stopped Ragman from getting Superman.
>mfw I missed year four and didn't even know
>>78661414
I like it more with the speech bubble.
Also, by omitting the breast plate it looks more like one of those crops.
>>78661424
>John Constantine shows up
>People start dying
what a fucking surprise
>comic made for a netherealm game
>game is no longer relevant for years now
Why is Injustice still going?
Does it really sells that well?
>>78661610
isnt the game like getting some super awesome dlc this year?
>>78661650
Sequel I believe
FUUUUARK
Is Y4 Annual also to be posted?
>>78661610
>people like it
>It's entertaining
>game is getting a sequal
gee I wonder
Anyone else find it kind of bullshit that Doomsday would even feel a blow from Bane? Or that Bane could get Doomsday into a grapple hold for even a moment? Or that Bane could survive a mace to the back of the head from Hawkgirl? Or that Doomsday would stay unconcious while Bane hauled him to Lex?
>>78661484
>>78661414
Hurry someone shopp in a penis
>>78660772
Sounds like someone's asking for a one way trip to the sun.
>>78661610
It's one of their best selling comics
>>78661707
Do we have any idea at who it may appear on the game at this point and time ? i think Plastic man is assure because Boon is a fan of the character
>>78660772
oh sure he can sure hell try
>>78660758
He's a big guy.
>>78660622
>Doomsday's just chillin' as he drops into orbit
"Awwww yeah."
>injustice 2
>we'll just get more hideous jim lee costumes rather than any of the good original ones made for the comic
no thanks
>>78661610
>Does it really sells that well?
It's the top digital book every week
>>78661873
>Implying
Lee did jackshit with injustice, it was All Netherealm doing
>>78661908
Scorpion
>>78660757
Where were you when Superman turned into Sentry ripoff
>>78661908
Whoever's responsible I don't want to see more garbage costumes
>>78661933
He's been throwing shit into the sun for years
>>78661932
To be fair, that aint his worst costume
>>78661976
What do you mean? I was saying that Jim did Scorpions Injustice suit
>>78660847
I see you there, Nightwing. Pretty bird...
>>78662007
I was saying that this was not his worst costume, to be fair i think that Lee shit works for MK
>>78660757
Can't parasite absorb the sun?
>>78662071
Can you?
>>78660622
>SUDDENLY doomsday!
So it's to be agreed that Injustice's sequel will be Forever Evil, yes?
>Several months after King Superman's defeat, the Crime Syndicate invades Injusticeworld
>The Former Regime and the Insurgents are forced to team up to defeat them
>Things are compounded when the Multiversity league comes to prevent any more crises of two Earths
>Every hero has at least one alternate universe skin
>>78661204
WE ONE PIECE NOW YO
>>78660757
He's alive in the game HOW?
>>78661723
super pills son
>>78661264
HAMBOIGAHS! GETCHA HAL HAMBOIGAHS HERE!
>>78661264
>>78661291
>>78661303
>WE NEED SUPERMAN
>WE NEED SUPERMAN
>WE NEED SUPERMAN
Christ, Hal. You sound like a slut hungry for Kryptonian cock.
>>78661221
Doomsday does an orbital drop on the Flash and lands on his spine, but all the damage that Flash gets are two broken bones in his legs?
>>78662347
Speedforce made Doomsday slip.
>>78660757
INTO THE FUCKING SUN
>>78662019
I've been waiting ages for Damian to become Nightwing
>>78660671
>HERE'S A BIG GUY SUPERMAN
>FOR YOU
>>78660757
>Into the sun it goes
>>78660833
Oh hey, it's Bizarro
>>78662736
that's mongul
Since Bizarro is Superman's retarded friend he'll probably shame Superman.
>>78662071
Imagine if he did, that'd be fucking hilarious.
Or at least enough to return to Earth for Round 2. SUPERMAN VS THE SUN
>>78662809
He would just throw him into a bigger sun.
How would a sun Parasite even affect Supes? Wouldn't he get stronger by the closeness?
>>78661176
Bruce still can't bring himself to admit that the slaughter of Metropolis was all his fault, can he?
I dare say that Batman's morality is as devastating as anything Superman has done
>>78660789
Kinda late given Sinestro
>>78662862
>He would just throw him into a bigger sun.
And then when he comes back it will be Superman VS 2 Suns
>>78662890
No.
>>78660622
no its, louis
>>78662919
this is like hulk vs. the hulk's weight in bees 2.0 isn't it
>>78662919
I think we've got an idea for a drawfag here. Just a series of Supes repeatedly tossing Parasite into a sun or other astral object and Parasite coming back more powerful.
>>78660671
If you hold him off will you die?
>>78662970
>SUPERHULK VS PARASITE BEES
What would happen if he threw Parasite into a black hole?
I like to interpret Injustice as "Superman killed Batman's true love, so Batman goes insane against him."
>>78662071
Not unless he's absorbed Superman's powers, and even then they'd wear off long before he'd absorbed more than a planet's size of energy.
The Sun is big you.
>>78663019
It's essentially DC's Civil War, where they have one side they want to portray as right but the writing is so shit it just makes them look wrong.
>>78662931
Yes, it is.
People die because Bats refuses to put the Joker down for good.
The nuking of Metropolis is the logical conclusion to Batman's morality regarding the Joker
>>78660757
you can't throw everything into the sun, superman
>>78663019
It's the funniest interpretation, I'll give you that.
>>78663019
No, Supes would have gone AWOL anyways, if he had killed him or not.
Batman would still oppose him.
>>78663066
Don't say that too loud, or he'll throw you into the Sun.
>>78663098
Can he throw his self-doubt into the sun?
>>78660622
>>78660671
FEEL THE BANE
NO BANE NO GAIN
Not going to lie I find this comic hilarious.
>>78663172
What if he already did?
>>78663222
Why do you think we read it?
>>78660757
YOU WILL LEAD THEM...INTO THE SUN
>>78660769
great, another big guy who relies on machinery to keep him alive. We totally didn't have one of those already
>>78663019
It's not like it hasn't been reference in the comic alreadyGod Bless Taylor
>>78663222
Only capeshit nerds who think comics are serious business don't enjoy Injustice.
>>78663036
We saw that he absorbed laser and lantern constructs. so he absorbs energy. What is the sun if not a giant ball of energy?
>>78663236
Was expecting bad writing.
Didn't expect bad and edgy writing that is actually funny.
>>78663356
I miss Taylor
>>78660622
This need s a lewd edit.
>>78663019
>Batman goes insane against him
Superman literally just threw someone into the sun.
>>78663538
Superman literally threw a planet into the sun
>>78660671
I did not fucking expect that.
>>78660671
>Baneposting has made Bane strong enough to hold back Doomsday
The fire rises
>>78663538
>>78663579
List of things Superman has thrown into the Sun:
Lobo
Ganthet
Mogo
Parasite
>>78663288
fucking kek
>>78660769
HAL NO HE'S TOO BIG FOR YOU
>>78663579
Close, he threw a Guardian into the planet and then he threw them both into the sun
>>78660935
Why is Hal in an onion?
>>78660789
>the regime in league with criminals
yeah because sinestro is TOTALLY NOT AN EVIL MUSTACHE TWIRLER
>>78663820
Layers
>>78660757
It's pages like this that make these the best threads every week.
>>78663838
They don't really have law in space.
>>78663820
because onions have layers, and not everyone likes onions
>>78663820
comedy
>>78663939
>They don't really have law in space
>Green Lanterns
>>78663838
Sinestro played the long game with that one. He made it look like he was becoming good by forcing confrontations like Despero then beating him to look good. He's a master at his craft.
>>78660807
Ready for use in any and all internet arguments
>>78660590
Catching up. Just finished Year TwoI really like it. I understand some of the hate, but it doesn't stop me from legitimately loving this insanity.
>>78664201
terrific
Have we had any NAAARGGGHH in year five yet?
>>78664201
>>78664546
There is no NAARRRGGGHHHH since at least year 4.
>>78664239
You're just getting started. There should be no hatred towards this. We have an elseworlds where everyone is dumber, necks are snapier and supes is angrier.
>>78661936
Don't be hating on Hal's sexy fishnets, friend.
>>78660671
goddamn bane, you had ONE JOB...
>>78664239
Year trip was best year
>>78664702
I agree. I only said I understood because the violence would be off putting to some.
I'd been wanting a good lengthy Superman takeover story besides Red Son for a long time.
>>78663820
>>78664098
Hal is secretly an ogre, clearly
>>78664576
Have you read the annual ?
>>78663434
Me too, my friend, me too.
Things just haven't been the same since Sinestro stopped being one of the main characters.
>>78664802
Year two I mean
>>78664239
Year Two is the best year. Year four is the weakest one thus far, though Year Four Annual was great.
>>78664834
The Year 4 one? No, I only just discovered today that Year 5 has started.
>>78660889
Wait, anyone have a link to what this is talking about with Plastic Man?
>>78664834
Only because Papa Taylor was writing it.
What is the reading order with the three issues of year five and the annual?
>>78660807
GUYS, I'VE LITERALLY RAN THE WORLD FOR 5 YEARS
HOW HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THIS YET
INTO THE SUN
>>78664834
Taylor must have done that on purpose
>>78665103
The year four annual comes before any year five issues
>>78661019
Golden Glider's outfit is so dumb.
>>78665214
It's a comic book, everyone's outfits are dumb.
>>78665161
Oh god, that was glorious. Plastic Man is the shit.
IN YOUR FACE SUPERMAN
>>78665161
This is the best cape comic issue to come out in all of 2015, makes me miss the old DC (90s/early 2000s). Really stopped reading all comics in 2015 apart from Secret Wars which isn't even that good.
>>78661147
Well if he can hit the speeds he does (ie faster than Supes) it stands to reason he is physically capable to handling most physical hits.
When pilots break the sound barrier they need g-suits and training just to avoid blacking out, Flash obviously breaks the sound barrier even on a bad day.
But of course its a comic, doesn't need to make sense.
>>78660957
what happened with the gods?
i was reading up til posiden was wrecking arthurs shit.
>>78666554
Highfather came and told them the Source said to cut that shit out. They did just that. Year 4 ended.
>>78666554
Highfather appeared and said "The Source Wall said that you need to fuck off" and the Gods were like "Okay" and they fucked off
>>78661264
why does hal think he can stop things with HAIMBOIGAHS?
Bane?
>>78666636
>>78666647
ok, because otherwise the plot of the video game couldn't happen.
which is the worst part about the comic being a prequel because we know how it is going to end overall.
>>78660671
BANE?
>This thread
>>78660789
Remember when Hawkgirl was a playable character in Injustice? The developers didn't seem to.
>>78660590
>year five
Is this retelling Injustice game? Dropped this after year one.
>>78667009
We're on the cusp of Batman summoning the heroes from another dimension.
