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What was The Critic's best joke?
>>78654142
it stinks
>>78654142
Wait a minute, Penguins can't fly.PENGUINS CAN'T FLY
Maurice LaMarche's Orson Welles impression, in all contexts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdiV4GRsyA
Country goodness and green peaness
>>78654142
>alright, if you really are a rabbi then circumcise this child...
>>78654170
MMMAAAAAH The French...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76BOQsOnws
THE CITY IS UNDER ATTACK BY AN 80-FOOT ED KOCH
>how'm I doin? how'm I doin? how'm I doin?
>Woody allen talking to his wife
>Yoko, I think this age difference in our marriage is finally too much for me, you're much too old!
>>78654276Sheduzzndoanything?
Hooo
My wife, Elenor
Hooo
My wife, Elenor
Hooo
Alternatively: BUY MY BOOK
My wife, Elenor
>>78654538
Mwahhhhhhhhhh the French champagne.
ALL HAIL DUKE! DUKE IS LIFE! ALL HAIL DUKE! DUKE IS LIFE!
>>78654142
>I think I'll poke her with this fork!
>>78654170
Remember how they kept giving Jeremy Hawke uncharacteristic impression lines just so LaMarche could entertain us? It made no sense but it was worth it.
>>78654384
you got yer wires a bit crossed there anon
>>78654276
>>78654538
recent rob paulsen patreon live stream he did with his patrons, little casual thing, he skyped maurice and MY comment about the champagne thing got him to do it. That feels fucking good.
>>78654142
>the show that always would have new material to parody in the form of new shitty movies is dead
>Simpsons with it's dated "incompetent worker at a nuclear plant" premise is still going
>>78654170
The recordings of the real-life Welles commercial outtakes where even more hilarious.
>>78654167
My favorite joke is the follow-up later on the island.
>No, I don't care how many stewardesses you've banged, you're a terrible pilot.
>You keep buttered biscuits in your pants?
>YES! Oh, you were talking to him.
THEY'RE EVEN BETTER RAW
>>78655425
Its time to let go, al jean
>Buy my book!
>Buy my book!
>BUY MY BOOOOK!
i don't care if it isn't technically a joke
there's just something about that that's stuck with me for decades
i was hanging out with an old friend once and someone mentioned the Critic and just out of nowhere both of us simultaneously started saying BUY MY BOOOOK. it was great
>>78654142
Isn't it obvious?
Look at my face!
On the DVD commentary for the Simpsons crossover ep Jean and Reiss said ratings were so low they considered hanging a cardboard sign over an overpass to advertise the show during the OJ Simpson car chase.
>>78656300
Probably best that they didn't.
>>78654167
Eggs don't ripen
EGGS DON'T RIPEN
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
"Full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit."
>>78655638
> Mmm... Yes, they're even better when you're dead. Mmm.
>>78656372
Chocolate spiders don't crawl.
CHOCOLATE SPIDERS DON'T CRRRAAAWWWLLL
>>78656300
Oh God I remember that car chase
The rockets had finally made it in the playoffs and the cut the game in favor of the chase
I wanna say over half Houston called all the news stations to bring back the game cause nobody fucking cared about OJ
>All right, it's just you and me. Now what did you think of my script?
>It was excrement.
>Did you say "it was excellent?"
>It was crummy.
>Did you say "it was yummy?"
>It was an awful piece of junk that made me want to puke all night.
>Did you say "it was an awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight?"
>It was a bilious piece of dirt that made cry out in pain.
>Did you say "it was a brilliant piece of work, and you'll fly me out to Spain? Where we'll meet King Juan Carlos and drink sangria all night?"
>You piece of blech.
>>78656804
Remember when the OJ chase was such a big deal that CBS dedicated an entire sitcom night to having a dramatic arc about a fictional similar incident?
>>78656906
>But you weren't in the Bronco
>YOU are a disgrace to this family!
>
>
>...now, who wants to boogie with Baaaaby '37?!
>>78656906
I can't remember what shows ran during that time
Lets get back on TopicI know it was said before butPenguins can't fly
>>78656906
>>78656965
I looked up what I was talking about for my own amusement.
http://www.poobala.com/lawandmurphy.html
I remember the event being longer for some reason.
>>78657087
>>78657093
Right, back on topic.
>I can wear white... Except for the gloves.
>I'm sorry, mate. It had to be done.
>Why? He was just saying BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOO-
>>78657104
Probably my favorite scene.
They implied she gave someone a handjob, right?
>Wow, cool car dad!
>Well son, this is California and people judge a man by the car he drives.
>Ksssh CHECK out the GEEK in the POOORSCHE
>Oh, Elephant!
I like this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu7PxhwDGqw
>>78656300
Didn't the ratings go up after they switched channels?
And got cancelled anyway?
But my favorite is
>Where's the joke?!
>>78657206
I would have watched Rabbi PI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnP9PU71LaQ
>Tonight we'll be reviewing Home Alone... FIVE
>We left Kevin home alone! And he's only 23!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>What's going on?
>Eleanor Sherman is signing her new book!
>Why is everyone so angry?
>Haven't you heard? She killed off the Fat Little Pig!
> Good night, Porky! You made me look so dorky! They killed you in New York-y! I hope you rot in hell! ...how did he die, anyway?
>He had a heart attack while singing and doing a stupid dance.
>>78657153
It's either that or a masturbation joke. One or the other. Not sure how else you could take it.Hot either way.
>>78657256
>There actually is a Home Alone 5
>>78657383She said "gloves" not "glove". So it was both at the same time.
>>78657388
I don't think we'll ever see Jaws 19, but the way the Rocky franchise is going, that Rocky joke in Airplane isn't too far off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TixdcNpcacQ
>>78657396
It doesn't have to be at the same time. Just that they were both used... Possibly on several occasions...
>I hope she at least sleeps with him before she kills him.
It's just the completely casual way in which she says it
>>78656897
>an awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight
jesus. I read that wrong at first
>>78657482
Or maybe the cock she was jerking off was particularly large and she needed both hands.
>>78657427
Speaking of Rocky
The fuck is wrong with Stallone's face? It's all swollen.
>>78657490
How the fuck do you read "spunk that you want to shoot" wrong?
>>78657503
I'm pretty sure in the episode they meant "shoot" as in film, but that isn't where my mind meant when I saw the quote out of context.
So misinterpreted, whatever.
>>78657482
>>78657491
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE MARGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONon4x0RFHg&t=18m40s
>>78654142
>... and nothing of value was lost.
>>78658085
Would you have let your adopted sister give you a handjob if she looked like Margo?
>>78654142
>Take THAT, Guernica!
>>78655425
thing is, at the time, movies were good. a little cheesy maybe, but generally good. So we had the duality of agreeing with jay that we need higher standards, but also enjoying most blockbusters and thinking he was being way too uptight oftentimes
now we'd just straight up agree with him at all times, so there'd be less complexity to the joke
Margo 1 or Margo 2?
>>78657501
Sly spent a fortune over the last 20 years in plastic surgery and botox injections not to look like an old man, and now that he needs to look like and old man for Creed, they had to cover him in layers of make-up. The end result is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
OINK
OINK
>Well... It's not the *real* Jay Sherman, but an excellent simulation
>I'm worse than Hitler!?
Ah'll be yer lucky charm!Booom
>>78657104
Agreed. It was unexpected but endearing. Although for all time favorite I'd probably have to go with the penguin pilot from the beginning of the thread.
>>78664276
>Not "worse," just less likable.
I found the DVD collection and decided to buy it
It's funny how many of the critics jokes can still hold
It really was ahead of its time
>>78657104
so fucking cute that margo.
>>78657235
basically fox bought it purely to spite the other channels, slashed its budget even FURTHER, made a bunch of demands for changes (these were actually pretty good changes), but had no intention of giving them a third season. Then they refused to let them move to any other channel because 'what if it becomes a success?'
scumbag move
>>78658085
handjobs are how you preserve your purity!
i know i'm teaching my girl that. if a guy gets too aggressive, grab ahold with both hands and don't stop til he's expended himself. after that if he stops liking you, then that was all he was after.
>>78664801
This show could very easily still work today, plenty of movies old and new for them to poke fun at.FIFTY SHADES OF JAYMr.Sherman will see you now..
>>78664016
margo 1 is cuter but margo 2 had some really nice moments and the actress continued to play her very well
>>78664801
WAY ahead. It reminds me of the simpsons radioactive man movie episode.. It was making fun of shit from superhero films that.. pretty much were not the case yet, because it was still the mid 90s. I'm pretty sure it predated the schumacher films, and its criticisms didnt really apply to the burton films or the reeve superman ones, and that was more or less all we had at the time
>>78654158
wow, jay really should have made a comeback in this age, EVERYTHING STINKS NOW!
>>78654142
>>78665667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YigM-F4oSIE
>>78656906
i remember the OJ chase, it was so big that my video game mag i read was making fun of the trial case when posting megaman X2 cheats.
>>78665667
How would he even react? This is a guy who constantly shits on schwartzenegger at a time when he was in fantastic movies like terminator 2. How would he react to the later shitty terminator movies? He's left himself no room to escalate his criticism
>>78665667
He would probably have retired, seeing how movies stink more than ever, and doesn't want to go into depression.
ACHEMACHEMACHEMACHEMACHEMACHEM
>>78665799
isn't that that thing that john tronbot does for the funny gurmpy games?
he should be sued into oblivion, the fucking faggot
>>78665726
i forgot about some things in this show like music have that simpsons sound to them
>We picked Jay because we thought he was a monkey, his original name was Mr.Bip
>>78654167
This is the correct answer, but I saw this thread on the front page and I'm pleased with /co/'s taste, so now I'll have some memes of my own.
"L' Artiste d'e Morte" in its entirety is pretty good.
There is also a scene where Jay appears as a "thought bubble" being formed, as his son is thinking of him and wondering what his father's advice would be (he has a little gf in Cuba or somesuch). But after dispensing fatherly advice, Jay in the thought-bubble sniffs some food nearby and the bubble moves off-frame in a two-frame chewing motion while Pac-Man music plays. As a kid I thought that was the most ebin memes mane xDDD.
The Critic has even had an impact on early 4chan culture that I don't believe most users are aware of. The phrase "and nothing of value was lost!" itself originally derives from a Critic episode, and later became popular in the early days of 4chan itself, being used by moot himself, on banners, and other front matter IIRC. In the show, Jay's son Marty attempts to construct a statue-float of a horse for a parade for some reason, but he only succeeds in completing the horse's rear end. The piece is marched in the parade, catches fire and crashes into a Broadway production of "Cats", to which Jay cheerfully replies, "And nothing of value was lost!"
>All this love for The Critic
I like you guys.
>I believe my contract called me to prance
>You win this round Sherman
Is there a more based character than Duke?
Also favourite episodes? I like the one with the island, where Jay tries finding a cure for Duke, the Lawrence of Arabia parody and where Jay becomes a trucker.
>>78654167
>>78655471
I like it when the monkey declares how he plans in subtitles on killing Jay's father while he's napping or something because he overworked him.
>>78665839
Jontron says ECH
but it's basically the same gag. For an arab, Jon is very in touch with new york jew culture.
>>78665953
It's sad to think about how much of the cast is dead. Even if somehow we got all the writers together and got more Critic, Marty's dead, Doris is dead, Duke's dead.
Just look up clips of jay sherman's stomach having its own independent train of thought, scheming, plotting... I regret that I could not find a montage.
Homer was having similar conversations with his own brain (such as it is) as a separate homunculus-entity around this same period, on a regular basis. He might have "talked to" his stomach once or twice as well, but that was actually always more Jay Sherman's thing.
"and those PEARL ONIONS I LOVE so WELL, mm--MMM!"
>>78666029
Duke is not dead. Duke is life.
All hail Duke. Duke is life.
>>78665839
https://youtu.be/ET0UBXOcFYo?t=63
Just skip to 1:02
>>78666029
They could easily recast Duke with
Gary Busey, he does a similar voice in GTA Vice City for the character Phil Cassidy.
>>78665910
>Oh no, Promotheus.
>>78666222it's PROMETHEUS!
FIN
>I like French films pretentious boring French films
>If the movie stinks, just don't go
So, is Jay the perfect embodiment of /tv/? I really can't think of any character that reflects it so well.
>>78665910
>I like French films pretentious boring French films
>If the movie stinks, just don't go
>Hates popular Hollywood films for solely because they are popular
Is Jay Sherman the perfect embodiment of /tv/? I really can't find a more suitable fictional character.
>>78666461
UUGHH, that's DISGUSTING!
That's not funny at all!You're not supposed to look directly at it!
>>78663571
>thing is, at the time, movies were good. a little cheesy maybe, but generally good
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
>>78666202
>Gary busey Duke
... my god. this needs to happen
>>78667343
dude go watch 90s movies and tell me they weren't fine. better than 70s and 80s in major ways, worse in a few other ways.. but all in all vastly preferable to anything made since. Especially in the 00s, good god. We're picking up a bit since 2010-ish
>>78663060
How did I not post that yet?
Also,
>You understand the silverware? Coo-coo, coo-coo.
>>78667343
If you don't understand why Alien is better than Avatar, I feel sorry for you.
>>78668057
well i mean, ... i was talking more about the IN BETWEEN those two
avatar is generally seen as james cameron raising the bar for movies back up to where it was in the old days again.
>>78654142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=A5p7o7eGSfI#t=373
Also Philips-o-vision from the same episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8
>tfw Duke is now actually running for president
>>78668859
as usual with TV politics I agreed with almost exactly half of his platform
>>78657245
I used to think the movies he reviewed, if real, would have been pretty funny to watch.
Then Epic Movie, Date Movie and The Hungover games came out.
>>78673868
Yeah. This kind of humor would be hard to do now, because nothing they invented would be weirder than real movies coming out.
>>78668859
>mistaking Ted Turner for Donald Trump
I blame our nation's plummeting educational system.
>>78674075
though the two extremes are becoming increasingly horseshoed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DckGotoquLw
>>78674075
Trump is just a buzzword now. The extent to which everyone is shoehorning his name into everything is just.. I mean, you've seen it. You must have.
>Hey, you're not supposed to be back here!
>We...are caterers.
>Aren't you too heavily armed to be caterers?
>We took the subway!
>Aren't you too lightly armed to take the subway?
Best joke on the horrible series finale. To go out on a clip show? Fuck.
>>78674075
I think he means more an egotistical millionaire who has ceased giving fucks.
>>78674495
Kudos to the guy who could make political cartoonists unironically break godwin's law, usually they atleast have the insight to just IMPLY that someones Hitler.
That's edgy protester tier.
>>78674691
i mean, they were throwing feces at republican conventions in 2008. i think there's nowhere further to go
>>78658085
>tfw the second season design changes hit her pretty hard
>>78674354
The funny bit is, if Charles had been poisoning his mother then, it certainly hasn't worked!
>>78674691
Who are you, that do not know your own history?
An economy in the shitter, a screaming failure of a man promising to make the country "great again" by scapegoating minorities, a growing swathe of the population buying into his hateful rhetoric just because everybody's mad as hell about how fucked we are and how nobody with the power to fix anything will do so. Honestly, even if Trump was whacked at this point, it wouldn't stop anything.
America will be the Fourth Reich, and there's nothing to be done for it but re-learn humanity's worst lessons all over again. We as a nation, hell, as a species deserve it.
>>78666487
Jay is far more likable and not a pedophile
>>78675623
>mexicans
>minorities
tell me another one
>>78675623
You realize literally the only thing wrong with the whole nazi thing was targeting jews, slavs, gypsies, etc (good things) instead of just fags and commies (bad things) right?
The one scene where Jay is talking to his professor from college, and he tells the students to "think like individuals" and they all write that down together.
>>78654167
The father had the best lines.
>"I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!"
>>78675623
>An economy in the shitter, a screaming failure of a man promising to make the country "great again" by scapegoating the rich, a growing swathe of the population buying into his socialist rhetoric just because everybody's mad as hell about how fucked we are and how nobody with the power to fix anything will do so. Honestly, even if Sanders was whacked at this point, it wouldn't stop anything.
>>78674668
>the timebomb clock goes down a dramatic amount
>they still reuse animation where the clock is at the original time
Fucking FOX cheapskates.
>>78676418
Yeah. I'm voting for Trump since at this point the President is just a figurehead either way, and Trump would make the funnier entry in history books.
>>78673908
no, the movies they thought up on the show were BETTER than the shit we have now!
>>78657049
oh god this, so much this!
But this is France! Here, children drink wine all the time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naaml2r2nZk
>>78668057
Yes, that one particular '90s movie is better than one particular '00s movie. That doesn't mean movies in general were better then.
>>78667782
>>78668108
You know what we had for A-list summer blockbusters in the '90s? Steel. Batman and Robin. Godzilla. Jurassic Park 3. Phantom Menace.
You kids today don't even know, with your Iron Man, and your Inside Out, and your Star Wars that's actually good.
>>78654591
This.
>Wilson! My wife is happy again!
>>78667548
Fine, but you fucking go fetch him from the hive
Never watched this show before. Should I avoid any of the two seasons or are they both good?
>>78681875
Watch both seasons
Avoid the webisodes
>>78664801
What's really strange is how many jokes came true. It was much too far ahead of its time.
"Hey Mister, why does your car say King Dork?"
Uh....I bought it from King Dorkenheimer of Finland
"I thought Finland was a constitutional Democracy?"
JUST PARK THE CAR
>>78654142
>What was The Critic's best joke?
Its own existence.
>>78681930
God, how were they so fucking BAD? I thought I'd be happy for any new Critic... Fucking monkey's paw.
>they imply that Jay married his girlfriend from the show and then they got divorced too
>"Oh son, If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Who are all you people?"
>>78676655
I'll vote for anyone who vows to slaughter the media for turning our cherished democratic process into a circus. it is table-flipping time god dammit. crooked moneylenders in the goddamn temple.
>>78681111
those movies were made after the critic was over though
>>78682557
well technically he could be referring to that mexican lady he citizenship-married
Jay: Hey, who died and made *you* El Presidente?
Marty: Dad! That's Castro!
Jay: Uh...
Castro: Don't worry. I'm not the gruff bear they say I am.
(jump cut to firing squad)
Castro: Shoot to wound!
What's next? "My mother the camel?"
>Who are you supposed to be, the bald guy man?
>>78675148
She was still pretty cute
>Duke: I need you to write me a new speech; the Guam primary is next week.
>Jay: Well, besides wanting to win, what exactly do you want to do for these people?
>Duke: Hell, I don't even know what to call them. Guambats? The Guamish? Guammy bears?
>tfw Simpsons ripped off one of the plots from Critic
>>78657491
She really liked that horse huh?
>>78654142
>As president, I do solemnly swear to goof off and eat candy.
I can sort of see what some people think of the show as a proto-Family Guy. But this show did it's cutaway jokes right. They always had some relevance to the topic at hand, or at least a relation to the topics normally covered. None of this "let's have a 10 minute fight that doesn't have squat to do with the plot"
Duke had most of the best lines in the show.
To add to the ones posted, the entire Qzybuk scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHw4_oPJ6s8
>"What about that other word I invented? Dukelicious! Nobody's using it?! What a Duketastrophe."
>>78686277
>It's nice to meet you, sir. I'll never forget the speech you gave at my high school graduation: "I just drank two bottles of tequila. My wife doesn't know I'm here. Any of you girls over 18?"
>I still give that speech today.
And one day I decided to look him up and suddenly realized that Duke was voiced by the same actor who played one of the space hippies in the 60s Star Trek's episode The Way to Eden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pNQYHvhnms
He's the singer with the guitar.
>>78686904
>Gaming journalism.jpg
I recently watched the series again and holy shit did Maurice LaMarche have so many voices. No wonder this was one of his favorite gigs, he was probably making serious bank from voicing basically every male character that wasn't Jay, the kid, and Jays father
>>78680693
A FLAMING HORSE'S PATOOT?!
Isn't that the movie you called a mixture of fantasy and crap?
>>78687735
Yes. I dubbed it: fantacrap!
Beverly Hills Robo K9 Cop and-a-half... 2
Who else also thought that Alice's voice doesn't match her face? It's like she has throat cancer or something
>You don't think I'm gay, do you?
>No man in his right mind would sleep with you.
>Thank you!
>>78687802
I just chalked it up to the accent.
>Look, I do not take charity. Daddy only gave me one thing: His pride.
>His prod?
>No, his pride.
>His broad?
>No, his pride.
>His... forget it.
>>78654285
This is still one of my favorite lines from TV.
http://youtu.be/GKdDZeHKWhY
>"There's going to be a really bitchin' kegger at captain Rahim's tent."
"That's mine, read this"
>"Dear Urkel, you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, captain Rahim"
"Give me that!"
>"Single arabic captain wishes to meet non kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G and long walks on the beach."
>>78665630
>>78682050
Simpsons, man, simpsons.
>this entire thread
>no cruise control
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
https://youtu.be/c_fAVEz-Y34?t=12m
>>78692090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atzLwyecuZg
>>78665726
>"Uh-oh. The jig is up."
Gets me every time.
>>78657206
I lost it hard at the spastic colon people bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naaml2r2nZk
Maybe because I'm french
>>78655454
I watched this when I was a kid, watching the real tapes now makes my sides hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWW--w4SRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8
MORE POISON?
>>78694245
Holy fuck. I lost it so hard.
Vive Jay Shermán! Vive le Quebec!
>>78666163
>12:43
Simpsons did it first/later(?) with Apu and his niece, almost word for word.
>>78665726
>water discovered in Hudson river
It's really a shame Jon Lovitz doesn't get more roles, he's freaking hilarious. Rewatching some of the show, I had forgotten how much range he had to his voice, even being able to do some voices similar to Rob Paulson.
>>78654217
HE'S A GOD, MAN!!!
>This deb will do ya
Oh my
Rosebud.... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas! Full of fresh country goodness, and green pea-ness- That's TERRIBLE! I'm leaving... Just a handful for the road.
Oh what luck; there's a French fry stuck in my beard!
>If you can't recite the line in a somewhat decent approximation of Maurice's Orson voice, you stink
>>78655040
You know what movie he was famous for?
Crocodile Ghandi
I want to see that movie.
This Popeye bit.
Jay's dad was fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_bH_d7fppI
>>78694245
>MORE POISON?
>I MEAN...TEA
>>78694245
>I have no one to envy
>I envy you having ME to envy
>>78698078
Oh, don't mind if I do.
...You almost had me that time.
>>78697837
Probably the most accurate parody of Popeye I've seen. Most everything else is just "lol, drugs and diseased lumps"
Not that they're always bad.
>>78698154
It's the "oh fresh!" that sells it.
Indeed, they're not always bad, just feels like a reskinned one.
>>78698199
Eh, some just don't work at all. Saying "Oh, that's cancer in your arms" just seems uninspired. Granted, the one Family Guy bit was kind of funny, but felt like it was missing a few lines to really make it golden
Franklin: "As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I'd just like to say America stinks!"
Duke: "This may hurt us more than it helps us."
>>78697758
Or the sequel, where he got to do his Kirk Douglas impression.
>The fast is OVER! Now I'm gonna fill YOUR bellies...with LEAD! HNNNGGH!
And nothing of value was lost.
>>78694032
>You don't know what I'm up against
>My name is Monroe. James Monroe. And here's a taste of the Monroe Doctrine!
>Welcome to the Era of Good Feelings.
>Oh, James...
Freeze dirtbag, you're under ar-
>>78654170
Fun fact, LaMarche's Welles impressions were so good Tim Burton called him to do Orson's voice in Ed Wood after seeing them.
>>78688009
The best part about that bit is being the setup for this gag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikZEio9pet4
>>78702364
Was that the real Clinton? Because that's otherwise the best imitation I've ever heard
>>78654142
Why is Dr. Light giving a firearm to a middle aged Charlie Brown?
>>78666002
>new york jew culture.
It's just "New York".
Run for your life, it's Rosanne!
>What was The Critic's best joke?
The Simpson killed The critic
>>78665630
>simpsons radioactive man movie episode
Because in that decade superhero movies are non-existent; was a great joke how Hollywood should use 1960s superheroes when run out of ideas.
>>78705492
And? That show has been dead since late 90s
>>78705679
I'd imagine it's more a joke on the Batman movies.
>>78702684
Maurice LaMarche is a national treasure. Never forget that.
>>78710574
Still, that's very spot on. Of course, I vaguely recall something about Clinton trying out some roles here and there in tv, or at least being propositioned for roles.
>>78686904
He was also in a bunch of Russ Meyer flicks in the '70s
Critic Doris was superior to Simpsons Doris
>>78686163
>FOUR MORE YEARS
>FOUR MORE YEARS
>>78699381
I'm honestly surprised Jay gave his movie a good review. He doesn't seem like the action blockbuster type.
>>78714646
He probably enjoys Jeremy's acting, can't imagine he'd hang with him otherwise beyond maybe hoping a sloppy second would fall into his lap
>>78686904
>I give this movie my highest rating! 7 out of 10!
>>78714702
Did you watch the series? Jeremy and Jay are friends because Jay was the one critic to give Jeremy's first film a good review.
I figure Jeremy's first movie was a small, arthouse flick not many people saw. He and Jay start hanging out, then Jeremy's career takes off.
>>78714971
That's why I said he probably enjoys Jeremy's acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elqodm-wlGU
Who?
My wife, Eleanor.
Jay: Mom? Dad? I never made you laugh?
Franklin: Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.
Elenor: No, Franklin. That was the roadrunner.
Jay: No, that was me.
Franklin was the best.
>On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot. (Puts his foot over Jay's nose) Look, see? Isn't that incredible?
>Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert! How-buh are-buh you-buh do-bing?
>I didn't ask to be secretary of balloon doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
Speed Reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKxRN2LdEI
>He's a god man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdiV4GRsyA
>>78654142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_fAVEz-Y34#t=12m0s
The line reading on "You're Satan, aren't you?" is just perfect.
>>78654167
This.
>Franklin makes an SOS
>Merely asks for a booze drop instead of a rescue
So which was the best movie he reviewed and why was it Jurrasic Park 2 revenge of the raptors
We will never see the result of that suspension bridge to Venezuela by Mr. Pilkington and his cohorts
>>78717566
But then... I've said too much.
>>78663060
Take THAT, Birth of Man!
>>78674668
That's the worst fucking part.
The clipshow had a bunch of amazing jokes.
>>78694032
This is hilarious, but I can't see children getting this joke at all.
>>78715304
I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE!
....Am I?
>>78718733
Arnold's not coming, you made him cry!
im watching this show mostly blind thanks to this thread.
>>78719410
It's dated in some respects thanks to the heavy reliance on pop culture/celebrities/etc for jokes, but all in all it's still pretty consistently hilarious. Duke will steal the show.
Hey Jay, it's Gene Shalit! I'm having a bad hair day. If you don't believe me, look out your window...
>>78719434
yeah I can appreciate things for the context they were made in, the writing seems pretty snappy so its good so far.
>>78718733
And the whole thing was a setup for Milton Berle to save the day.
Seriously? /co/ talking bout The Critic?
>>78654172
God it's been so long since I''ve seen this. It's hilarious.
"Take your genetalia right back to australia
>>78717566
>>78718109
It's been a while since I've actually watched the show, but was Franklin Senile to the point of insanity or just a drunk.
I always assumed the first.
>>78666302
>>78666487
>see someone inadvertently double post
>they changed it a little
Does this make anyone else cringe a little when you see it happen?
>>78685485
you had one job...
BUMP THIS THREAD!
BUMP THIS THREAD!
BUMP THIS THREAD!
>>78730679
ALL HAIL DUKE
DUKE IS LIFE
ALL HAIL DUKE
DUKE IS LIFE
>>78666163
>I may have screamed the word 'potty'
>>78666163
>tell vlada jr. no harvard
>in fact I may have coffee
>pull the plug on mama
can't believe no one posted this one already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPBTE0wlZF4
>>78734859
Could have sworn it was
