Do you prefer your waifus to be DFC or tittymonsters?
>>78640917
>waifus
I don't do that shit. It's pathetic.
Take this shit outta my sight.
>>78640958
Don't trust this poster he has no capacity to love
I believe all breasts are beautiful.Though when I look through my waifu folder, it appears it's more based on booty...
Titty monsters obviously.
>>78640917
this is /co/ not /s/
>>78640995
This. No butt, no love
>waifus
>plural
>>>/v/
Boobs don't matter. Ass and thighs are all that does.
>>78640917
Moderately sized and little to no sag.
>>78640917
What's dfc cuh?
>>78641077
Delicious Flat Chest
Tittymonsters are superior in all ways.Also, ass is hometown.
The only people who say they don't like titty-monsters have never been with one.
I can get how they may not look as tight as smaller chested girls, but when you have one on top of you and you have all dat meat to work with, they move up the scale right fuckin' quick
>>78641035
i'd make her a sea of cum if she even looked at my dick
>>78641035
Oh God she's proportioned like a fat hobbit
Flat chest is boring
Titty monster
>>78641248
flatposting pedo detected
>>78640917
Flat all the way
>>78640917
Neither, C cup girls are the greatest of all time.
>>78640917
BOOBS!!!!
>>78640917
I prefer anattractive face
>>78641035
I'm betting she didn't donate to the charity. Her contribution was "raising awareness"of her ass
>>78641417
This man understands.
>>78641253
This.
What you gain with it?
There isnt anything with flat chest that you cant do better with bigger chests.
>>78641406
I'm always amazed when fence sitters post, I figured you'd be in too much pain to type with all those splinters up your ass.
>>78641441
its just pedos in denial
>>78640917
Why not all sizes
This isn't even a little /co/ related.
>>78641340
Why not both? Thta is the good thing about cap.
>>78641133
is that Thea?
>>78641456
What fence? I've got my preference.
Enjoy misshapen, saggy udders or 11 year old girls or whatever all you want, homes.
>>78640917
titty
i grew up with and around them, so they are my go to for hugs and shit
>>78641519
>The super soldier serum makes Stephanie Rogers go from an A cup to a DD cup.
I can get behind this.
>>78641576
Is her.
>>78640917
Hitomi a shit.
>>78641711
fuck you!
she cute, hug tier!
>>78641857
Nope. There are others who are better.
>>78641901
you just don't understand huge breasts!
i grew up with them, i know the secrets anon
i pity your kind
>>78641961
Tell me the secrets of the cow tits, Senpai.
>>78641625
We would need some sort of temporary antidote so you can convert Stephanie daily to suit your desires.
>>78640917
Solid ratio of t-n-a is best, but as long as it's not 100% flat, or fucking giant balloons, I don't mind. This applies to ass as well.
>>78641711
fight you bro
>>78642079
tna is dead, let it go
>>78640917
cowtits are greatest, dfc are eternally jealous and bitter
>>78641428
She raised something.
>>78642247
That insecurity is part of the DFC's charmbaka senpai
>>78641441
Flat chests are more ticklish.
>>78642007
firstly anon: you must live with the cow tits to love them in your case. your hatred of the fat bosom'd ones blinds you to their heaving joy.
second: once you have understood the first part, the second is that breasts are only huge when above a certain cupsize. anything below it is not true cow tits, only what the misguided believe is cowtits. they must be smothered with loving breasts to be cured!
third: spreading the joy you've learned to others as i do now in any way you can. when you see a woman of cowtits in public, you must shower her with appreciation and respect. she must know that her cowtits bring much joy and love to others and if she does not, you must enlighten her too. but beware, those who possess cowtits are the hardest to enlighten for they believe their cowtits to be burdensome or outright hate them. prove them wrong with a loving hug, assure them all will be right in time and that their breast is best
this doctrine is as sacred as the milk in their breasts, let it be spread as wide as your arms spread to hug a woman of the cowtits.
>>78642266
Boob size is like dog size
Big ones are sweet and docile, small ones will freak out over everything and swear to kill all bigger than it.
>>78642308
Okay. Hitomi still a shit.
>>78642416
her breasts are not, nonbeliever
>>78641519
Loved it.
>>78641248
I know isn't it great?
>>78642500
those hips and butt are great
>>78641248
Literally the best thing.
>>78642607
i wish we saw more of her in LotR
>>78642862
this is a beautiful reminder of how your breasts can grow even when your an adult!
nearly 8 years later and her breasts got easily 2-3 times bigger than they were when she started. imagine when she is pregnant!
>>78642862
>Oriental with boobs: "I am becoming bigger"
>>78642949
Having them groped, massaged, slapped, and fucked everyday will do that.
>>78641035
Oh my....
>>78641035
Dick status: Muh Fuckin!
Big, medium, Small tit, i couldn't care less. So long as there is ass.
>>78641901
>>78642862
>>78640917
So Hitomi is JAV star known for her big tits. Is there a JAV known for fat ass?
>>78642995
i'd love to just massage them all day everyday!
more women could benefit from the knowledge of massaging to gain all the size!
>>78640917
>posting Hitomi
Matt leave
>>78643094
yes
i can't remember her name though
something tsukada
>>78643110
>implying his hambeast wife lets him have fun with his JAVwaifus
>Let's talk about tits!
>Cartoon and comic characters have tits!
>So does this 3DPG girl, so I am fully justified in posting her and talking about tits!
what
>>78642995
>>78642949
1. you're creepy faggots.
2. it's fat injections. calm down.
>>78643164
Never go to /v/ then
>>78641035
who is this? she looks like a cross between pamela anderson and topanga from boy meats world
>>78643204
>>78643204
>fat injections
>>78640917
Medium mostly, some DFC and Power Girl.
>>78643204
sure...
fat injections...
>>78643275
>>78643323
>>78643354
search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>78643131
Tsukada Shiori?
>>78643436
yes
>>78643436
>>78643131
>Googles
>Finds pic of her dressed as WW
My god!
Also the next time some clueless faggot says something like "Real AZN aren't built like R Mika", i will show a pic of her.
Why not both?
>>78643231
Jessica Kylie
I guess DFC but she isn't full grown yet...
I'm more of an ass man anyway.
>>78640917
I saw this thread and thought I was on /v/ by mistake.
>>78643094Search for JAVs labeled KTDS, you'll find quite a few Asians with big butts/wide hips
No belly, no care.
>SmallLatinaChildMakesASuggestionInFavourOfSimultaneityAsRegardsTwoSeeminglyEquallyValidYetNotMutuallyExclusiveChoices.jpg
>>78640917
i like a bit of both
>>78644342
Many thanks, kind anon!
FINALLY /co/ isn't so gay for once. I was starting to think there were no more straight people on this board anymore
>>78644628
>>78644491
Got a high res image of that kneesocks image?
Tittymonsters are disgusting, DFC are a bit unnatural-looking.
No one appreciates proportion; everything's gotta be a fetish.
>>78642346
Somebody screencap this,
I haven't laughed this loud for a while.
We waifu thread now?
>>78642346
this is truth, i've seen it many times
>>78641248
Short Stacks are the best!
>>78644875
can we just start an actual thread for that
>>78644960
You do it first.
>>78644491
Solid taste, as least the ones I can identify. Who's the bolt-head girl, the main waifu, and the fancy-dressed girl next to Samus?
Samus and Hex Maniac are great choices. I prefer the Veteran because I'm disgusting and like older women.
>>78644875
How many squares are "allowed" in waifu charts. Sometimes I see ones that are so big that I feel like they lose meaning.
Well, as much meaning as something literally called a "waifu chart."
>>78644971
Good joke friend
>>78645048
Harems. I don't regard any in mine as a "waifu".
>>78644358
My nigga.
>>78644920
im seen one today, it was an amazing sight
4'6, fat tits and wide hips
i just couldn't handle it, but i was trapped in an elevator with her.
>>78645048
The standard is thirteen (one central square, twelve surrounding squares), but variations do exist when you wish to build a harem.
>>78644875 is my chart; the interior thirteen squares are my original waifu chart, and the surrounding squares are a combination of waifus and harem-mates. I'm too lazy to make an actual ranking system.
>>78645077
>>78645137
Whoa, this is getting complicated. I'll be up all night with something like this!
>>78641035
From now on, if anybody says anything about needing more Plus Sized women in comics or whatever, let's assume that they mean this general shape and size and implement it immediately.
>>78645179
No real limit anyway, most people on here I would safely hazard would be fine with dozens of whatever male/female characters they like.
Bigger squares for them just means > smaller squares if push come to shove, central square is usually waifu for those who have a waifu or just numero uno for those who don't.
>>78644875
only when you stop having shit taste.
>>78643824
Just googled her. Is it weird that she looks better in that ice bucket webm than any of her modelling work?
>>78645179
See >>78645268. It's not so much how many squares there are, but rather how they are used and if you have a system for it. You can create an entire waifu kingdom, or you can limit yourself to one true waifu.
>>78645291
Too late for that, bub.
>>78645268
>>78645509
No no I see. The square sizes are the things giving me "trouble", but that's because I've always been shit at ranking and ordering things. They're all apples and oranges and bananas. How could I pick?!
>>78645571
See if there's something out there that can generate polls/surveys like this: https://fio4ri.github.io/FavoritePokemon/
Then do it with your waifus until you have a list.
>>78645009
Fran from Franken Fran
Tharja from fire emblem awakening
And Alice from Alice madness returns
>>78645571
For the main one you mean?
Know that ultimately it doesn't matter and is just for fun, and that really, tastes change on a regular basis. One day you prefer X, another Y. Whoever at the current time of making it you think "that's the one" put in centre. Next time it could be different, but that is next time.
It's different if you have a waifu though, simple for them.
>>78644771
Sadly not in this phone
>>78645672
Not a bad idea. A lot of work for something just goofing off though.
>>78645711
Many thanks. They're yummy.
>>78645721
Yeah, I'm probably reading too much into it.
>>78645303
yes, she looks like a whore in her modeling work
why can't she just be natural like the ice bucket vid
>>78643436
>>78643621
I just found a video of her and fapped to it. I feel both ashamed and satisfied.
>>78646234
ashamed of what?
she is beautiful
>>78646377
She is, I'm just afraid I might be developing an asian fetish due to all the Kamen Rider I watch.
>>78646420
yeah, i wish she could IRL ps her left tit bigger to match her right one...
>>78643094
Tomomi Motozawa
>>78646457
>watches KR
>watches WEEB SHOWS
>doesn't ALREADY have an asian "fetish"
they are exotic and mysterious anon, those asians. you crave their flesh because it's something new and exciting
>>78646457
nothing wrong with that unless you take your fetishization to the point where you don't see asians as people but just objects to lust after
>>78646478
That's just how Asian breasts are
>>78646521
>>78646532
Good points.
Hips
>>78646539
not really, its actually a common thing with women and larger breasts. sometimes its small, like 1 cup, but some like Hitomi are several and its really only noticeable when she is wearing a bikini or nude. but if you press her breasts together its the same not as noticeable look.
>>78640958
Doom waifus tho, hard for Sue. Eat a robot dick, anon.
I love how I was able to walk away for hours and come back to find this thread is still here
Not that I'm complaining
>>78641248
If she's a hobbit, then why don't she glow blue when orcs are near? OHHH, YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT DID YOU!?
>>78646662
tits keep things afloat anon
>>78640917
>waifus
>s
>>78646756
a few years pass and suddenly everyone's a polygamist
>Fetish for women with huge tits using them to smother men to death while raping them
>0 content of this anywhere online
>>78646626
>>78646539
>>78646478
Women have one tit bigger than the other, sometimes it's more obvious than others. Like Sash.
PS. Your left is her right, so it's her right tit.
>>78640917
I prefer them to bemen
>>78646782
No. The people who practice that harem chart faggotry weren't here back when when people the actual meaning of "waifu" around here.
>>78646831
i know, my brain ain't working right now
>>78641035
>tfw there was a girl with this body shape and a cute face who was into me in high school
>tfw never realised she was at the time because I was too busy obsessing over a waifish 'I'm not like the other girls' girl who never even noticed me
If only I could go back and slap the shit out of myself
>>78647118
probably because she didn't look like that in HS that you didn't notice her. i've had several ugly gals from my HS days turn out pretty damn beautiful after college.
>>78643060
You post this exact post every damn time this kind if thing comes up. Or I'm having hella deja vu.
>>78646612
My brother.
>>78646612
This
>>78646797
...I didn't know I wanted this too. There's really no content? I find that hard to believe.
>>78646832
You mean like man boobs?
>>78640917
Flat chest with cute small butt.Pale skin, an attractive face, deadpan expression, an german/russian/french accent, bags under eyes, and black short/long-unbrushed-but-clean hair is more attractive to me.
>>78646420
Hitomis tits are that big.
>>78640917
Depends. I like DFC on slender but curvy builds. I like mega milkbags on thick as oatmeal sexcow builds. I'm more discerning about ass.
>>78647170
>>78647118
I've seen it go the other way. Women ballooning up after they get a guy, have a few twenty kids.
>>78649207
Sometimes some people get fat, sometimes some people get their acts in order. One ex of mine put on a ton of weight actually before she met her current husband, a different girl I know who used to be a ham planet actually lost a fuck ton of weight and is now genuinely skinny. I dunno if she had that stomach band thing or just ate lots of salad and worked out hard for a few years, but damn is the difference huge.
The perfect waifu has a gorgeous face, long, flowing hair, great boobs, a flawless body, and a dominant yet still kind personality.
>>78649283
>worked out hard
this is wimmin we talking about
the only ones who work out hard are the ones who are athletes or get wet at gaining muscle, otherwise they are too lazy.
Where the fuck are the mods?
>>78649662
She's gotten into athletic shit though which is why I didn't just assume lipo and then diet. Those crazy mud race things and running.
>>78649662
>>78649662
>the only ones who work out hard are the ones who are athletes
Gee. And all water is watery and all air airy.
>or get wet at gaining muscle
Aren't ALL athletes and /fit/fags like that anyway?
>>78649692
Preparing for Zootopia.
>>78646797
Wait, I read about this in a bathroom somewhere.
