So, who's ready for this masterpiece to come out?
https://youtu.be/u8A_F5oYJGI
Where's the "Normies Out" edit of this when you need it?
>all those stock sounds
how come /co/ even knows this movie exists?
>>78638561
>stock sounds
>that lip syncing
>early/mid2000s animation
>outdated music
>fart jokes
>ROB SCHNIEDER
>FUCKING MINIONS
WEW
/r/ing that pic
you know the one
>>78638561
Good god, even with the sound turned off, this looks unwatchable.
How is this even getting into theatres? It looks like one of those hundreds of DTV movies that litter Netflix.
>>78640751
It's hard to miss, the commercials are everywhere.
LIFE
CAN BE A REAL BEAR
>>78638561
January 15, the official start of the Year of The Furry Flicks
>>78638561
Ahaha, holy shit what a cash grab.
>>78638561
Are those lemmings like legit brain damaged?
>>78640494
>>78641219
>>78642012
>>78642298
>4chan "humor"
>>78642317
Is that poor lip syncing, mistimed audio on the trailer, or did they play different audio over the video clips? Is it some combination of the above?
Why is the audio so noticeably off, I'm so confused.
>>78641652
>>78638561
What was Rob Schnider even famous for? How did he get into Hollywoodwithout mentioning Jews or nepotismeven if it is right
>>78641135
God tier film already
fucking spyro 2 quality of movement
Was this movie a front for money laundering?
>>78642411
I think I read somewhere that the film was made in Italy or France or something
Hey, they made two Hoodwinked movies and the animation in that looks like it was made by a team of first year students in their spare time.
Shit literally floated from the hands of one character to another, several times in that movie.
>>78642411
It's another one of those animals teach us about nature/humans are baaaaad type of movies. The creators did not give a shit about animation quality because it's nature message first, actual watchable film second.
So watch it and feel bad about the plight of the poor cartoon animals.
>>78638561
Are you trying to imply that the studio that gave us
Happily N'Ever After
Happily N'Ever After 2
Alpha and Omega
Battle for Terra
Barbie Magic of Pegasus
and shows like
Voltron the Third Dimension
Butt Ugly Martians
Growing Up Creepie
Would actually produce a shitty movie?
You failed me /co/ ....you failed me...
>>78644423
When the fuck has Lionsgate ever made a bad animated movie?
N'ever
>>78638561
Just a reminder that this has two DTV sequels already in production.
Can we agree that Sandler is a disease and anyone associated with him is only spreading it?
>>78642469
Home Alone 2
>>78645029
Fuck, this poster is too bad. There's even no fun doing this.
Shame we can't resurrect Roger Ebert back from the dead to give this movie a Thumbs Down
>>78642469
Saturday Night Live/Home Alone 2/That Guy from Adam Sandler movies
>>78643330
I can only think of one time that was actually decent, and even then it was entirely carried by Tim Curry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU
>>78644678
Better question, when has Tyler Perry made anything good?
>>78644423
Reminder that the producer of Alpha and Omega was also the director of The Fox and the Hound and The Black Cauldron.
>>78643049
India, actually.
It is the designated shitting film
>>78638561
What's with the trend of shitty, no budget, foreign-made CGI cartoons with English dubs consisting of all-star voice cast?
They are getting weird very fast that you have these poorly made CGI movies but somehow still have celebrities doing the English dubs.
The only dubbed foreign animated films I will re-watch this year areOnly Yesterday,Evangelion 3.33: You Can (Not) Redo, andGhost in the Shell: New Movieand even then, I will only re-watch them tohear the voices gloriously dubbed in English.Dubbed > Subbed
>>78647183
That shit is depressing and now I wish I didn't read that.
>>78648566
American actors like voice acting roles. For the most part they're goofy kids movies where they get to mess around and have fun with the character, there's no costume work or physical acting involved (meaning no worries about diet or presentation or anything else of the sort), and there's much less work involved in getting into character.
>>78647183
I saw this from outside the thread and just please never post this information again.
This actually looks like a movie from 2005. Like those Dreamworks shows on Nickelodeon. Even the shitty Chipmunks movie had better looking CGI animals.
>>78649805
An actor can't tailor their voice as well as an actual voice actor though. They end up sounding flat unless they have a fundamental understanding which most don't.
>>78644891
For someone making millions with low effort scams he seems like he's ready to kill himself.
I caught a trailer for this during Star Wars, and after the god-awful Zootopia trailer, this actually seemed like a decent palette cleanser, maybe that's just me though
>>78650563
He got into show business to make people laugh. It can't feel good knowing that he can't do that anymore, even if he can still make lots of money.
>>78650466
right, but you'd be hard pressed to find an american cinema audience that cares about that. Most are satisified with the fact that famous person #4 is voicing the main character and leave it at that.
>>78644423
I want to know how a company's mission statement turns into "let's just make shitty movies".
>>78638561
I didn't recognize Rob Schneider. I thought that was Charlie Sheen.
Don't start what you can't handle
>the same production company that made Butt Ugly Martians.
>>78644910
His finest role.
>>78642317
sorry it can't be one of those "rage faces" there mr reddit
>>78647183
The Black Cauldron is actually garbage, though
>>78656065
>implying these furry shills wouldnt come back and pay for more
>>78642469
MAKING COPIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLuIn6lj5g
>>78655784
I remember when rage comics used to be 4chan humor. How times change.
>>78656054
It was okay and it was definitely better than Chicken Little, Dinosaur and Home on the Range.
>>78645029
>>78645325
holy SHIT they don't even look flipped unless you look at the text
>>78657928
I didn't notice until I looked at the text either.
>character named Norm not voiced by Norm Macdonald
>>78638561
They loop the fucking animation at 0:35
>>78656054
The Black Cauldron was meh teir.
>>78643330
Is that the Great Deku Tree?
>>78638561
>LOOK GUYS ITS 2 FUNNY MOOSES FROM BROTHER BEAR :D
>NOBODY WOULD NOTICE THIS AND OUR CARTOON WILL BE SUPERIOR :D
>OH GUYS!
>THERE ARE ALSO HAMSTERS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT HAMSTER FROM VOLT!!! XD
fucking hate this crap
I honestly think the worst thing is the use of Shake It Off
I hate that song so fucking much I get so viscerally angry I can't see straight when I hear it
>>78638561
The thumbnail looked like a goofy white Godzilla with its mouth open.
>>78659420
Thank you. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.
>>78658613
>LsJgqCT.gif
Source?
>>78642185
>profile picture is of Alpha and Omega
the fuck they judging anything for
>>78658613
I thought they looked more like the naked mole rats from the beginning of Food Fight
>>78638561
d that boat in the water moving animation, its like the boat isnt even a 3D model.
>>78647183
How could one man fall so low and not even consider tasking his own life.
>>78660527
>went from making flops that nearly killed their studio to cheaply made films with a solid ROI
I'm sure he's fine.
>>78660538
But the fox and the hound was an all time classic.
>>78660597
The Black Cauldron was a big enough flop to count for both of them.Also, serious talk: The poster said the guy went from directing these old Disney movies to producing these new Lionsgate movies. Producing isn't the same as directing and it's entirely possible to just treat it as a pure investment without caring about the actual product.
>>78641652
How the fuck even?
>>78659420
I can't stop laughing, mang. That shit looks legit-ridics.
>>78638561
Jesus fuck
>>78642326
>>78655784
>rage faces
>relevant anywhere
>2016
anny female character in the movie?
>>78659896
>>78638561
>not voiced by Norm MacDonald
>>78638561
Gonna admit: When i saw the poster: I believed it was a black visor on a white hooded figure, with some kind of tiara.
Not very far off.
>>78660844
How the fuck did Space Chimps get a sequel?
Hell, how the fuck did Arthur and the Invisibles get 2 sequels?
>>78666488
There's this background character
>>78656196
>Those first two trailers
I have the horrible feeling that there are people out there that jerk off to stuff like this.
>>78659896
I made one of those a little while back too.
>>78672182
my new waifu
Holy SHIT. How cheap is the fucking movie?
>>78638561
>Life can be a real bear
Is.. Is that supposed to be a pun?
>>78638561
>Life can be a real bear
What is that supposed to mean
Shouldn't it be "Life can be hard to bear"
>>78674386
We are all inside a bearplayed by Rob Schneider
>#ShakeYourBearThing
What did they mean by this?
>>78674839
>hey guys, lets make as many bear puns as possible! Even if they make no sense!
Rob Schneider's Wikipedia page says that he has been in every bad animated movie this decade.
>>78674386
It means they put anemBEARasinglylow amount of effort into that joke
>>78674839
Twitter marketing
In other words, it means nothing, it's a shitty meme they want you to play with
>>78675967
>Carlos is now replaced by shitty tumblr skeleton
>>78676672
but you're still responding with anime reaction pics, so everything is going to be okay
>>78675967
>Bear pun
>sans
>NoTeddie
>>78676672
>>78676672
Only because my Carlos pics are on my other computer
