LONG AGO ON A CHINESE MOVIE FORUM
I, OP, THE SHIT-POSTING MASTER OF COCKS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE FAGGOTRY
BUT, A FOOLISH FREE-LABORING MODERATOR
WIELDING A HEATED POUCH OF HAM AND CHEESE
STEPPED FORTH TO DELETE IT
BEFORE THE PERMANENT BAN WAS ENACTED
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN REALITY
AND SENT HIM OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD
WHERE CAPITALISM IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO HIS PARENTS' BASEMENT
AND UNDO DELETE THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS OP
>>78637929
So... Samurai Jack thread?
>>78638132
Yeah I guess, I been watching it recently so this came to mind.
>>78637929
>WHACHA
>>78638303
>GOTTA GET BACK
>BACK TO THE BASEMENT
>>78637929
>AND UNDO DELETE THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS OP
nigga what
whats that hum sound effect that appears whenever aku is on screen
>>78638327
>MODERATOR JACK
>JACK JACK JACK
How'd he get his flip flop back?
>WHERE CAPITALISM IS LAW
oh, my sides
>>78637929
>>78638494
mmmmmgross
>>78637929
>>78638580
Always in the voice.
>>78637929
OP, YOUR SHITPOSTING SHALL BE STOPPED ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
>>78638776
How you gonna kill a nigga with a hot pocket?
>>78638816
Dude, those things fucking BURN, you kidding me?
Shove that molten shit in his mouth and he's out for at least a week,
>>78638816
Three holy men, possed by a mysterious and powerful force named moot, forged day and night to form the perfect tool.
A tool powerfull enough to hurt trolls and faggots by deleting their very faggotry.
But only a few chosen are deemed worthy of wielding such raw might.
After long trial Mod Jack was deemed worthy.
>>78637929
I don't get the capitalism part.
>>78639214
>they do it for free
>>78638494
Thank you for posting this.
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, USED MY POWERS TO FORCE YOU TO READ THIS IN MY VOICE
>>78638459
Maybe it was part of the hallucination? The real question is where he keeps getting new robes.
>>78642125
Ha! Jokes on you, I've never seen samurai jack before in my life so I have no idea what Aku sounds like
>>78642691
Uncle Iroh.
>>78642545
Surprisingly I hadn't even thought of that.
>that episode where Jack turns into Aku and then beats the shit out of people with the sword
This episode still makes me mad. They established that the sword cannot work on innocents, yet Jack uses it to kill one innocent and harm many others.
