>Who's ready to dive twenty thousand leagues!
NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT A LEAGUE IS!
Son
>>78604737
But you don't DIVE twenty thousand leagues
That's a quarter of the way to the moon
The ocean is only 1-2 leagues deep
>>78605031
It's just a reference to a book anon, calm your autism.
>>78605063
But it's a bad reference
The book title refers to the distance traveled while under the sea, not a depth
>>78605070
Autismo
>>78605070
But not as catchy sounding.
Don't get hung up on 3 seconds of a single 3 minute short.
>>78605118
>>78605101
When did stupidity become more socially acceptable around here than intelligence?
If you have to turn off your brain to enjoy something, that's bad.
>>78605135
your the one acting stupidity
>>78604634
what exactly is the problem here op i don't understand.
>>78605135
>>78605135
Oh hey, I remember you.
You were in that one thread where you kept insisting people were getting dumber because no one want's to hear about slightly topical trivia, right?
Begun the autism wars have
>>78605135
Stop throwing your autism all around, you fucking retard.
>>78605135
Because I didn't hear you bitching at the idea of pinatas talking from the Spanish episode.
Or hell why question the idea of a cartoon ocean being 20k leagues deep but not question ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS.
In conclusion let them do what they want.
>>78605193
He's just pissed Ludwig used a reference of lateral distance improperly.
>>78605135
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>78604634
Holy shit! It's Ludwig von Drake! Somebody at Disney actually remembered he exists.
>>78604634
Why do Goofy's legs each have an erection?
>>78605355
You ever watched House of Mouse? He showed up all the fucking time in that show.
I've been waiting 20,000 leagues and nights for this one!
>>78605135
When you have 4chan calling you out on your nerd dedication, you know you've gone too far.
>>78605135
>MFW this nigga actually wants it to be called "Ayyyyy one to two leagues under the sea!"
>>78605355
I was actually surprised to see him in Mickey's Clubhouse. My daughter watched the show, and he is basically responsible for all the mechanical gadgets on the show.
My nostalgia was piqued.
>>78605355
You'd be surprised. Well, you're surprised now but still.
>>78605135
Because Disney.
Dumb is new cool, kids, why won't you keep up?
>>78605497
>>78605502
My niece watches this show and it has the occasional cameo that's neat. Mortimer Mouse made a few cameos too.
The fucking hot dog song and opening song are like nails on a chalkboard to me though, and she watches that shit every day. Why can't they put the old Mickey cartoons on TV sometimes?
>>78604634
Why not
>We're gonna dive FOR twenty thousands leagues under the sea
It's both correct and a popcultural reference.
>>78605484
>Buncha metric kilobobbins under the sea
>>78605544
Haha, my daughter HATED the hot dog song, so I was required to love it.
>>78605544
holy shit,
I think the last time I saw that guy was in an old Mickey Mouse cartoon, in which he tried to whoo minnie and fails
>he gets the bulls horns, literally
>>78605592
You're a good father, anon
>>78605355
Von Drake gets enough love as it is.
When's Launchpad's turn?
Hell, Gyro Gearloose showed up in the shrinking short.
>>78605648
>Hell, Gyro Gearloose showed up in the shrinking short.
Gyro's an old character from the Carl Barks days.
Launchpad is exclusive to shitty 80s and 90s saturday morning cartoons and he's only popular with the Americans.
>>78605752
you talkin shit about mcquack?
>>78605606
He shows up in House of Mouse pretty often. I want to say he actually started appearing again in Mickey's Mouse Works, but that might be cloudy memories playing tricks on me.
>>78605797
Britfag here.
Anon is being honest, though. DuckTales is ONLY popular in America.
Everywhere else in the world, we've read the original Barks comics. DuckTales is just those stories dumbed down for, well, Americans.
>>78605261
i don't see what is improper about it.
>>78605810
You're right about the Mickey Mouse Works thing. I looked on the Disney Wiki, but found this too; he had a model sheet made in 1971, but they never did anything with him.
>>78605852
>>78605863
>>78605810
He also MIGHT make an appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3, though it'll probably just be a bit one like a scientist Sora speaks to.
>>78605852
>>78605863
>>78605875
>1971
When the fuck did Mortimer show up between "Mickey's Rival" (1936) and House of Mouse (2000)?
>>78605875
>>78605863
>>78605852HA-CHA-CHA
>>78605544
>fucking hot dog song and opening song are like nails.
This and Chugginton. I have a toddier, they are the only shows that keep his attention. Also I always stare and Mickey and Minies ears.
>>78605918
>When the fuck did Mortimer show up between "Mickey's Rival" (1936) and House of Mouse (2000)?
See >>78605824
In Europe, we actually read the comics. But then, in Europe we can actually *read*.
>>78604634
not to sound dumb, but what show is this?
>>78605947
>not to sound dumb, but what show is this?
The current Mickey Mouse cartoon. It's just called "Mickey Mouse".
It's nothing but 3-7 minute shorts of Mickey and Disney characters doing crazy shit. It's actually pretty good.
>>78605835
The deepest they ever go in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is about 4 leagues, the 20,000 refers to distance traveled, not depth.
So to say you're going to dive 20,000 leagues is technically impossible.
So you think Disney hates Max Goof now? I mean he hasn't appeared in anything since House of Mouse and as of Goofy's First Love, probably doesn't exist in the new shorts.
>>78605971
>It's nothing but 3-7 minute shorts of Mickey and Disney characters doing crazy shit
that actually sounds awesome. I'm so tired of shows having "plot-lines" and overarching stories, I want to watch a new modern plain simple cartoon.
Thanks for the reply, I will deff keep my eye on it.
>>78605944
Why did Mortimer sound like John Lovitz in House of Mouse?
>>78605824
I think Ducktales as a show was pretty popular in other countries tooFinnfag here, the opening was dubbed amazingly and we also read the comics. Donald Duck comics are read by all ages here, mostly by kids though
>>78604634
Don't worry, OP, I got you. I understand your frustration, but it's wasted on /co/. It'd take these morons light years to understand what intelligent men like you and me do in seconds.
>>78606052
>Thanks for the reply, I will deff keep my eye on it.
They're all officially uploaded onto You Tube by Disney, so you can binge them all if you feel like it
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC6qIbU1olyXQe1WOKt8UJ4hErx3D7qt8
If you aren't American, though, the videos might be blocked.
>>78604634
feature film based on these shorts when
>>78605193
/n/ here. It should have gone "Dive for 20 thousand leagues." I'm going to blame it on ludwig's english as a second language. It's also a reminder to use SI.
>>78605443
Don't ask that unless you really know the answer.
The entire crew of the Nautilus - all 20,000 leagues of them - searched for Captain Nemo for over 20,000 leagues and nights. 20,000 leagues later, they still hadn't found a trace of Captain Nemo, the man they called.. Ol' 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea!
Can we all stop bitching about Amerifats long enough to marvel at how absolutely fucking SPOT ON Corey Burton's impression of Paul Fries is?
You can't tell the difference between the two when it comes to Ludwig Von Drake.
>>78606113
It's a shame those kinds of idiots are a diamond dozen these days
>>78606113
I like you.
>>78605355
In the Italian comics he does appear frequently,where he's called"Pico de Paperis" and he's a multi graduated instead of an inventor
Just here to remind you that Ludwig Von Drake's most prominent appearance as an ensamble cast member of a TV show was Quack Pack.
Quack. Pack.
>>78606247
Nigga are you saying quack pack was shit?
>>78605355
Meanwhile Gladstone, Grandma, Gus and Gyro can go fuck themselves
>Captain Nemo: Oh, let's start over. Could you habd me that globe over there, please? [ globe is handed to him ] A league is just about.. three nautical miles, you see. So, 20,000 leagues would be, say, three times around the circumference of the Earth - or, 16,000 miles! so you couldn't go 20,000 leagues under the sea, or you'd come right out the other end, and that's impossible!
>Professor: Ah, yes! So we are going to the center of the Earth!
>Mr. Land: 20,000 leagues under the sea to the center of the Earth!
>Group: Ahhhhh!!
>>78606366
>>78606217
Also these guys appear many times too,of course with different names
>>78606307
yes
it actually was pretty bad
like yeah it was
pretty
fucking
shitty
>>78606083
>implying europeans are witty enough to make a jokes, rather than having egos the size of jupiter
>new Mickey Mouse short at a soccer tournament in Brazil
>Jose Carioca is announcing the game in Portuguese
apparently he's extremely popular in Brazil. they can't get enough of the foreign stereotype of themselves!
>>78604634
FUCKERS
It's not leagues anyway, but lieues
>>78606424
Why?
I remember it being quite fun, mostly because it countered ducktales' Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
>>78606452
If the choice is between an ego the size of jupiter and an ass the size of a solar system call me kanye west
>>78606576
I mean, everyone does, but it doesn't really make sense in terms of the OP
>>78606247
What the fuck are these things supposed to be?
You think that's bad? Did you know that a Tiger Shark doesn't actually look like a tiger and can't roar?
What the fuck is wrong with Disney, do they even bother to research the thing they're spoofing?
>>78606620
The blond guy was Daisy's boss at the newsroom (she was a fucking reporter for some reason) and I don't know wtf that Muslim Cowboy's supposed to be.
>>78606604
>All non-americans are europeans
This is such an american assumption.
>>78606495
Eh, the stereotypes were more or less accurate for a bohemian resident of Rio de Janeiro in the early 40s when he was created, since then he had a long running comic book actually written by Brazilians and THAT is what the character was popular for, but nowadays he's remembered only by the older crowd.
>>78605824
It wasn't unpopular, but it was by far not as popular as the comics and the fact that it featured characters that only were "implants" made for the show didn't help it.
>>78606670
>All non-Europeans are Americans.
This is such a European assumption.
>>78605031
That's actually pretty common knowledge. Calm your autism, it's a fucking book reference. You know books, right? They're like sandwiches with words in them, and they can teach you things or tell stories. Kind of the most important invention in human history.
>>78605101
> understanding basic science and measurements
> is now autism
>>78606060
Swede here, the opening song is the only part people remember. A lot of disney afternoon shows ended up like that, like the gummi bears.
>>78606670
>>78606696
will you two shut the fuck up and fuck?
>>78606675
>comic book actually written by Brazilians
It would be pretty cool to have a shared international continuity among characters written in their own home countries.
Hands across the water and all that.
> looking at all the anti-science and anti-math uneducated plebs in this thread
> mfw
>>78605592
>>78605926
>unironically reproducing
Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?
>>78606820
>namefags
>>78606737
DuckTales was popular in other countries WHEN IT WAS new. People enjoyed it and then moved on, as it had no lasting power in parts of Europe and South America (I think only Russia still has affection for it, but that's due to it being one of the first Western cartoons broadcast after the end of the Cold War).
The original comics, however, have continued to be popular long after DuckTales was forgotten by us in Europe. Americans, though, ONLY know of these characters and storlines from DuckTales.
And quite frankly, DuckTales is "just like the Barks comics only much, much worse". Which is why Europeans, South Americans and even some Amerifats (Don Rosa) hate it when people see Barks stuff and say "ooh, DuckTales!"
For the rest of the world, DuckTales was a flash in the pan cartoon that came and went.
>>78606896
>different cultures see things from different perspectives
and?
>>78606896
True, having been popular is not saying much because all duck comics are popular in Europe. Papernik is just scratching the surface of all the shit I've seen.
Once again, /co/ can't have a thread about Disney Ducks without a bunch of snooty Europeans coming in and shitting on Americans for no reason whatsoever.
>>78606996
It's a Disney Ducks thread, Europeans come with the package.
>reading anything beyond the life and times of scrooge mcduck
>>78607071
Life and Times is basically just a continuity patch job that doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you also read all the Barks stories Rosa is stringing together into a chronology.
Every chapter is basically just
>To see what happens, read "Christmas on Bear Mountain", For the end of this story, see "The Old Castle's Secrets", etc.
>>78607071
>Prompting me to challenge you to find a single Don Rosa comic that's not a 9/10 or 10/10
>>78606131
>If you aren't American, though, the videos might be blocked.
Nah they lifted that
>>78607086
I think you're more obsessed with talking about your disdain for Americans than you are about actual Disney Ducks
>>78607190
Why was it even there? It was such a pain in the ass. The first episode was set in France, how the hell is it not available in France?
>>78606217
Fuck, why can't we get these comics in America? All we get here are a couple of cartoons about Mickey, who as we all know is the worst by far.
>>78607233
International distribution contracts are the reason why official media channels have to put blocks on videos for viewers outside the US.
They may not have the rights to broadcast or release certain media in other countries and putting the videos online would be a contract violation with those who DO have the distribution rights.
It's not "LOLOL Murricans are ethnocentric and HATE all foreigners! LOLOL" like Europeans seem to always boil it down to without expending any fucking thought on the complex situation of media distribution contracts.
>>78607071
>not indulging in "lustiges taschenbuch"
>>78607262
Mickey is good now, though.
And it only took 80 years.
>>78607317I prefer asshole Mickey.
>>78607086
>The reason we don't want to talk with Murricans about Disney Ducks is because all you people ever bring to the conversation is "DuckTales".
>To put it into an analogy you people can understand:
>It'd be like grown ups trying to discuss Major League Baseball stats but some toddler keeps interrupting to talk about his tee ball game.
>Understand?
This is true.
>>78607346
Just watch Disney management then.
>european comics about american cartoon characters
why would anyone want to read this, it can hardly feel like the same character
also to all the europeans that say we prefer the comics: fuck you
>>78605355
I think a while back was an embargo against using him and keeping him solely in the realm of tv.
That's why they made Rosa exclude Ludwig from the duck family tree but include Fethry.
>>78607601
The worst kind of shitposting is the kind that the shitposter actually believes in
>>78607601
Brian MIchael Bendis is better than all those dweebs combined.
>>78607601
When asked to name the greatest Batman author of all time, 9 time out of 10, people aren't going to say Denny O'Neil (Murrican), they're going to say Alan Moore (Brit).
Moore only wrote 2 Batman comics in his career and those 2 comics are infinitely better than O'Neil's three decades of tepid nonsense.
That's how much better we are. But then, we also have about a thousand more years of literary experience than you people do, so it shouldn't come as much of a surprise.
>>78607705
>>78607601
Why do we say Australians are the biggest shitposters when these guys are very clearly much worse?
>>78607705
>Saxons
>Literate
>>78606366
I would love for there to be a Mickey short that has Donald hosting a family reunion just to showcase how big his family. Hell, throw in Matilda in the background as an easter egg.
>>78607761
HE WRITES THE WAY PEOPLE TALK!
BRILLIANT!
>>78607705
I don't think they'll say Moore, they'll say Miller. I'm saying this as a Bong too.
>>78606642
>Did you know that a Tiger Shark doesn't actually look like a tiger and can't roar?
There's a difference between a joke and a mistake
Ey, for European readers who actually follow the Duck comics, what's the status of the new PK reboot and Double Duck?
I heard that they might do a crossover in some way?
>>78607853
Not really. Ludwig's english isn't all that great.
>>78605135
they're fucking anthropomorphic animals, their world is clearly different from ours, maybe their ocean is that deep, ever think about that retard?
>>78607926
Their ocean is a quater of the distance to the moon?
You can dive horizontally
>>78607986
Yea, why not? All bets are off in that universe
Physics operate differently clearly if animals can roar underwater
>>78605852
mortimer mouse looks like a rat
>the thread
>>78605443
They're called "knees"
The thing about Ducktales is, Darkwing Duck was better.
>>78606820
Jules Vernes would be disappointed. Then again he had an autism-off with Wells.
>>78607291
But which one, anon, which one?
>>78609305
I both dream and dread a Darkwing reboot.
They can't get away with half the shit they did in the original.
I will be so pissed if they tried to water down Negaduck or any of the other villains, some who were confirmed murderers. (Bushroot in particular.)
>>78608062
I just saw this one the other day, fucking loved it.
But hell, I love these Mickey shorts in general.
>>78609726
Danny Trejo as the Boss Pinata had me smiling.
But the best part of the short had to be the Three Caballeros. They even kept the hat sizes from the movie! (Donald gets the large floppy sombrero, Jose the smallest, and Panchito the normal sized one.)
>>78607986
in this picture you can see walt disneys name
>>78604737
so yes, in the world of disney, their ocean is 20,000 leagues.
When you try to apply real world laws and rules to a cartoonish fictional world, you end up looking like an idiot.
>>78610032
I loved the refrence to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
>>78606038
At least he had 2 movies that revolved around him.
> tfw they'll never bring back Roxanne
>>78610266
I was so crushed when they revealed Max's girlfriend wasn't Roxanne in Mickey's Twice upon a Christmas.
>>78610320
I was already crushed that she wasn't in An Extremely Goofy Movie. I think she made an appearance in House of Mouse though.
>>78605135
>When did stupidity become more socially acceptable around here than intelligence?
When being right is considered autistic. Like seriously, /co/ hates science, math, biology and and philosophy.
>>78607999
BRAVO OP
>>78610527
I always figured they were in a long distance relationship during EGM, cuz power of love prevails in disney movies etc etc
But yeah, she made an appearance in House of Mouse.
