When this show premieres in fifteen days, the first proper episode will be about a friendly hyena girl who wants to get along with the lions. The only image from her is a book cover, but it uses the show's design.
There will also be an episode of the show about Kovu, Nuka and Vitani.
I figure /co/ hates this thing, but I'm somewhat intrigued.
>>78592839
I want to fuck that hyena.
>>78592893
Is this the point in the thread where we talk about pseudo-penises?
I love hyenas. Is Disney atoning for its slandering of them in Lion King?
>>78592839
>remember when it was heavily implied hyenas are just pure evil?
>WE NEITHER
>>78592941
They're still the bad guys, but I guess they're saying a few token minorities are alright.
I'm getting a Stitch vibe from that hyena.
>>78592961
Goddammit.
>>78592910
I thought only one species of hyenas had that.
First time mother of such hyenas often kill their own offspring due to suffocation as they can't get them out of the pseudo-penis fast enough though. Scientists still have no fucking clue why they evolved to have them.
>>78593075
Yeah. Spotted hyenas only. But those are the hyenas everyone thinks of.
>>78593267
>Spotted hyenas only.
>Jasiri
>The spotted hyena ally
>>78593583
>Tfw the show has a groundbreaking episode on transgenderism
>Will include the line "I'm still a girl, I just have a girl's penis"
>>78593675
All I want is a pouncing scene. That's good enough for me.
Hyenas are the most niggerish animal alive.
African Wild Dogs are much better.
>>78592839
Oh god Shenzi fucked Ed instead of Banzai
>>78593989
She's an Alpha Female Hyena man. Pretty sure she fucked them all, those two morons were just her favorites.
>>78594027
God damn it you're right
>>78592961
:/ I mean, lions and hyenas DO have an antagonistic relationship in the wild, but hyenas are smarter and better hunters. They can be at odds without being good vs evil. C'mon, Disney.
Apparently, she has a duet with Kion. I expect shippers will pair them together.
>>78592839
>who wants to get along with the lions
Isn't that the most evil of motivations though?
>>78593989
I know you can't stop thinking about pseudopenises, but female hyenas do not use them to fuck other hyenas. Look it up. Wait, I'll do it for you.
"However, female hyenas are still females and behave as such - female-female mounting is rare, and the females are incapable of actually mating. If a hyena pup indulges in sex play, involving mounting other pups, that hyena is almost invariably a male."
>>78598172
Do you also expect that birds will fly? Or haters hate?
It's not that I don't understand all the attraction of wanton sex in a non-society. And females having dicks.
I get all this.
What I don't get, is maintaining the boner for such a hideous animal. You cannot cute it up. It's a fucking goblin creature. A spooky, horrible ghost made into flesh and bone.
C'mon. Come together as a people and create an agreed upon fictional race that isn't a savannah wight.
>Anything related with Scar
HYPE
Goddamn feminists won't allow females to be evil these days...
>>78601043
But birds don't just fly. They fall down and get up.
>>78593267
>Yeah. Spotted hyenas only. But those are the hyenas everyone thinks of.
I dunno, I think striped hyenas are pretty distinctive as well.
>>78601632
oh fuck off, how could you say no to these bedroom eyes?
>>78595207
I hear you.
I've always thought hyenas are brilliant creatures, cute to boot, but seeing how many people's image of them is coloured by things like The Lion King is seriously quite depressing.
>>78607447
1000lbs of bite force.
>>78592961
Man I hate this cliche.
>>78592839
>hyena girl who wants to get along with the lions
So did Shenzi and Scar and look how that turned out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMklud_R8os
I wonder if she is the jackal that was supposed to be voiced by Ana Gasteyer.
>>78592839
>Bad guys are hyenas led by a guy
>Token good hyena is a female that wants to get along with lions
>The girl isn't a clever tough hyena that just wants to preserve the circle of life for her kind
>a probably nice girl that just wants peace
>Hyenas portrayed as dumber than lions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ViXbWpHoY
hyenas had the best song
>>78602659
Only if the villain is an old woman or a stereotyoical preppy straight white girl trying to steal the MC's boyfriend.
>>78592839
DeviantArt trash that doesn't fit at all with any of the movies.
They're fucking up Lion King like they fucked up Lilo and Stitch by making the spin-off anime canon.
RIP your childhood by the very hands that made it
>>78611739
>they didn't strike at night because that would be teaching kids it's okay to stay up past their bedtime
>>78613372
and hyenas are also mostly nocturnal
>>78613341
>They're fucking up Lion King like they fucked up Lilo and Stitch by making the spin-off anime canon.
>not the shitty second movie and the cartoon
>>78592839
>that doujin where Shenzi is mind-broken by zebras
>>78613556
it wasn't made by or anywhere near japan, you don't have to call it a doujin
>>78613605
no anonymuzuchan, everything is more kawaiisugoi when we use nipponese gibberish to explain our keikaku-desu
>>78613461
>not liking LK2
Unless you're referring to 1 1/2, which was a hamfisted joke film.
Also, at least the other LK cartoon didn't even try to be serious. That would be like saying the Emporer's New Groove cartoon or the Hercules cartoon was trying to be srs bsns.
>>78614080
I was talking about Lilo and Stich
>>78613372
The show is better than that. Really.
>>78613848
this desu senpai
>>78621936
Is there something you're hoping to get from this thread?
>>78602659
I never seen any complaints about evil women.
And I just found out Cinderella was live adaptated.
