Don't make me feel these fucking feels again.
>>78594084
Ellroy no, that's not how Christmas works.
Ellroy please.
And that's it, guys.
I hope you have a happy 2016
>>78594168
thanks, anon
Ellory pls
>Shark does something
>shark is sad
Fuck this shit is repetitive.
>>78594562
[spoiiler]Just like life.[/spoiler]
>>78593695
>Busy
>With the worst set in recent memory
>>78593329
>you're a punt
SAVAGE
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>>78594168
It's gonna end up okay because sharks got infinite teeth
>>78594999
>>78595242
>>78592548
this one gets me every time
>started as a subreddit
>written by a guy
Glad I found out before continuing.
Let's get funky
>>78592534
damn anon, i`m having holiday`s depression and now this,fuck you
main character is the worst character though
>>78594587
Ellory stop posting on 4chan you are clearly not ready
I wanna give poor Ellory a hug.
Boxdog, too.
This thread is great
This is basically just Watamote in strip form, with shark punsand a significantly less toxic protagonist.
And I'm pretty OK with that.
>>78595984
How in God's fucking name is Tomoko "toxic"?
>>78597886
Well I would not call her toxic but she is a bitch to her friends.
>>78597886
I bet if you licked her you would get sick.
>>78595984
>toxic
Tomoko hit too close to home with some people.
There are people like me, who remember going through that phase. I at once horrified by Tomoko because it's like looking into a mirror, but also able to laugh, because I am past that phase.
For others, it is just looking into a mirror, since they're still "in" that phase. These people also have no sense of humor, and should be mocked.
Thanks OP, that was some good feel.
>>78597886
Tomoko constantly tries to sabotage and belittle her friends in an attempt to bring them down to her level
>>78598164
I was in that phase when I first read the manga, and had gotten passed it when the anime came out.
Funnily enough JTHM is what helped me go passed it. It was both incredibly cathartic and also spelled out everything wrong with the worldview
>>78595276
Damn, eyebrows make up like 80% of facial expressions
>>78595984
>toxic
>>78598560
She has literally just one friend, that nice blonde tittymonster, and she doesn't buy into her bullshit.
>>78599215
She's slowly getting better about that, but she's self-toxic
No that's okay. I didn't need my heart anyway.
>>78599274
She's her own worst enemy, self-sabotages every chance she gets,just like us.
Ironically that makes her an interesting character, way above your average anime gril
>>78599812
She also has a bad habit of blaming everyone but herself for her problems, even when they're entirely self-inflicted.
It's all too realistic.
>>78592999
Shiiiiiet
>>78593695
>zendi
Oh boy this is recent too
I really dig how it hammers in how shit one sad sack makes everyone feel and how things knock on making everyone else who cares feel it. Very casual depiction of these dynamics without trying too hard and instead keeping focus on the MC
>>78592999
FUCK. why don't we take this petty tech stuff more seriously.
We're gaming the shit out of each other with every message for the sake of trying not to seem too abnormal.
>>78595984
>toxic
>watamote
Ban yourself
>>78593525
jesus. that face in the 3rd panel.
>>78594084
kek
Spoilered cause blogmy best friend and I are roommates. His girlfriend is his high school sweetheart, I've been in love with her since high school. Things had been getting really serious between them lately. I love them both, I want them both to be happy. But when seeing them happy, I'm reminded how unhappy and alone I am. Been drinking a lot, they knew I was depressed, try to cheer me up, makes it kinda worse, rarely leave my room, and when I do I'm rarely sober. Stopped going to class. friend said he'd take over rent until I can sort my emotions out. I kinda just wanna leave because I'm a goddamn leech who doesn't really deserve either of them.
>>78600495
there are plenty ofsharksin the sea, anon.
seriously, i go through a oneitis phase once every 3-4 years. it goes away if you don't entirely allow yourself to be consumed by it.
>>78593191
Shit, that hit hard.
>>78600538
>if you don't entirely allow yourself to be consumed by it.
>tfw consumed two years ago
>>78600495Stop drinking. Trust me, you're making shit really bad even if you aren't leaving your room. I just had my own room mate talk to me about my drinking, and about how even with the door close I managed to make the apartment reek of liquor and BO after a Christmas bender of two handles of cheap vodka. And he was being extremely nice only because he's a former alcoholic. Anyone else would have punched me in the face before kicking me out.
Quit while you're ahead.
Now fuck this shit, more cute and/or sad sharks.
>>78593329fuck ;_;
>>78600596how do you reek of liquor with vodka?i'm not him, but another alcoholic anon here. quitting isn't easy.
>>78600638
>how do you reek of liquor with vodka?
>he can't smell the specific stench of a person drinking
>thinks it's about the alcohol smelling
>>78600638Spilling and vomit, mostly.And no, the first couple weeks suck serious shit.
>>78600675
>>78600684
>literally 2016
>being a sloppy drunk
>not just chugging that shit fast with no mess so you can allow yourself to slip into oblivion
i scooby dooby doo
>>78600768It's a four day binge, not a fucking single night. Drink cleanly to oblivion, pass out, wake up drunk, puke, get booze, drink to blackout, repeat in three to six hours.
>>78600768
>>78600596
I shower everyday and drink before bed. I doubt I've gotten desensitized to the smell.
>>78600824i know how morbid this is but how do i bender. what kind of booze is most tolerable for it?
>>78600849Can never go wrong with jack
>>786008491) Don't. Just fucking don't.2) No booze is technically better than another. It's whatever you find palatable enough to drink fast enough to get drunk quickly with. For easy mode, go with simple mixed drinks. Gin & Tonic, Vodka Cranberry, Rum & Coke, etc. Palatable for the pussy liver in you, and you'll be able to rip through them fast. Mixing with soda will help a lot since the sugar and caffeine will keep you awake longer, allowing you to drink longer.3) Seriously, DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO ME!
>>78600896
>he doesn't do benders ritualistically
You just plan a week off, get a mate and laugh about it afterwards.
>>78600958But I don't have any friends. It's why I drink.
>>78600983Don't worry mine are disappearing by the year. Give me two or three more and there will be no one left.
What the fuck is this shit?
I wanted to read some cute shit not fucking have these feels
>>78592592
Whoa dude, that's cold.
>>78592608
That's even colder.
>>78601109
>>78601156
>>78601166
Come for the adorable shark girl. Stay for the despair.
What the hell is this? Has somebody been following me around and drawing my life in shark form?
![sFji7YA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lJD8dS9.jpg "sFji7YA[1].jpg")
>>78600210
pls post more
>>78593191
why is this shark making me feel like this
>>78594084
Kek, sweet jeez, how heavy was that thing?
>>78594168
Took me a moment to see that's was the same shark that received the gift.
>>78592534
I want to make this shark feel prettyby fucking her
>>78595984
It's true though, Tomoko is a jerk who deserves everything bad that happens to her.
Poor shark, some of these panels it seems running away or going berserk is her only option
>>78601705
i think people are arguing that she isn't toxic. which she isn't. i agree she deserves everything bad that happens to her.
I didn't ask for this.
>>78602012
lel
>>78593329
>you're a punt
what.
>>78592702
>>78592608
Man, fuck Ellory. I felt a bit bad for her to begin with, but she is easily hurting other people as much as she is hurt her self.
God it's like the female version of me through highschool
except she doesn't get accosted by nogs every day
>>78602402
a punter
>>78600958
that's sad and not appreciatable. i hope you get your life together dude
I hate these kinds of comics. They're just an excuse for people to feel sorry for themselves without actually working on their problems. If you actually find these comics depressing or relate to them, you have the mentality of a 14 year old.
DUDE SHARKS LMAO XD
>>78592830
>>78592548
I don't get it.
>>78603177
It's Whomp humor.
>>78603744
Not really.
>>78602944
>this projecting
>>78603177
She was looking at the Grated Seal/Deluxe Meat Cubes, but the other shark thought she was interested in the cheese. So she bought the cheese she didn't like.
>>78593293
>metahumor
>>78604252
I like you.
>>78601888
Well apparently I don't even know what toxic means now.
>>78601156
>>78601166
[cold blooded pun]
What's will all the catposting?
>>78607635
Cats are more expressive than sharks, unfortunately.
>>78600495
You know what the true solution is.Poison them both, then claim her body.
>>78608188
Tastier too
>>78603177
>>78604301
no, she was looking at the cheeses ans some dude complemented her on her taste and she responded by saying something super retarded, i.e. cheesetime
>>78600829
You don't smell it yourself when it's coming from your own bloodstream / body, because you're constantly surrounded by the smell. Also other people who are also drunk (who smell of booze like you) won't notice. But someone who hasn't been drinking WILL notice.
>>78610238
It's basically a /r9k/ greentext story
>>78600638
For some reason, the alcohol in your body smells through your skin, and other people who don't have alcohol in their body will notice it.
It's the same thing with other foodstuffs too. For example if someone eats a very different diet from yours, eating a lot of foodstuffs you don't eat at all, you can smell it on them. Some people from foreign cultures might smell "spicy", and I've heard that Asians (actually living in Asia and not eating western food, not just by race) often think that westerners smell of milk due to the high content of milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, yogurt etc dairy products in their diet whereas dairy is almost nonexistent in trad. Asian cuisine.
Essentially, people smell change, people smell of what's in their bodies, and people who don't have the same stuff that you do in their bodies will smell it on you. So, sober people will smell high booze content in your blood off you no matter how much you gargle with mouthwash.
>>78593830
loss edit waiting to happen
does ellory frequent /r9k/?
>>78592668
>>78600360
New reaction image.
>>78612283
she wants the Big D
>>78593191
Is she pretending to look at her phone and look busy because nobody texted her.
It was alot harder before there were smartphones, I used to just look at my calendar or download a game with a 4 minute free trial
>>78592693
Oh yeah, I remember an edit of this.
When is there going to be a panel of Ellory trying but failing to commit suicide.
>>78613599
You mean,Sharkasside?
>>78613732
that was awful
but sort of, maybe she'll go belly up
do sharks go belly up when they're dead
>>78613732
>sharkass
yes please
>>78592534
Am I the only one who doesn't like this? I just think it's try hard and unoriginal.
>>78613732
You are not even trying anymore, Carlos.
>>78593227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htKBjuUWec
>>78611737
Storytime it there and screencap it
>>78614040
Couple of others have also mentioned they don't like it. But I agree, it's pretty bland.
>>78615058
There just seems to be a breed of webcomic where it's like
>take not so cute animal
>Give animal human emotions and "cuteness"
>Art style that looks like minimal effort was put into this.
>???
>Profit
>7,000 "OMGZ THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN A THING IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS BEING THINGS" tumblr comments
>>78603177
You are fortunate then
>>78592668
Ellory worked herself into a shoot brother
>>78613801
No they sink I believe, because they have a different anatomy than other fish.
>>78604252
Isn't that good, though? What if it's an insult?
>>78615729
> Uniqua is a independent bitch that need no man and enjoyed walks
>>78602944
Co will always be filled with sadsacks.
>>78617618
>Boco always ruins shit
>>78613922
Requesting art of Ellorys sharkass
>>78613547
Why is he wearing an FCC hat? Do they have an open cafeteria?
I can't even read all of these, I feel really bad after like 5.
>>78600849
I just buy a few 4loko and drink those because I hate myself
>>78594999
That shark, it looks so confused and in shock. Kind of like it's outside of water or something.
>>78614040
I don't like it either. Ellory is kinda a bitch and pushes people away then wonders why no one likes her.
>>78602674
that's the point!
can you empathize though? do you think you've never acted similarly to her in both situations?
>>78614052
>>78613801
I guess you could sayI jumped the sharkon that one.
>>78613732
>>78630862
Seriously, do /co/ a favor and delete all your carlos pics. This shit isnt even a so bad its good joke. In fact, i dont even think you can qualify those words you put together as a joke/pun by even by the loosest definition. It's like you don't even understand the words you are saying, you are just finding a phrase or word that is vaguely related, or inventing one on the spot, and hamfisting it in with a Carlos pic and spoiler text to imply a punchline where their is none.
I've seen this exact same type incoherent unfunny non-joke post, with spoiler text and carlos pics over and over again in the past few months. Which leads me to believe it's all the same autist posting this shit and skinning it in Carlos meme to excuse how entirely unfunny it is.
Just please do us all a favor and stop, or atleat take a break until you understand the mechanics and construction of a joke enough to make bad jokes that are actual jokes.
>>78632539
Jeez calm down
It wasjawst a joke
>>78594168
Come on OP how can you stop it here, i need more ! I want to know what happen to her !
>>78632629
That's the latest strip
>>78630862
You lost your bite.
>>78592966
Oh god this so much
>>78592966
Is she illiterate or something?
>>78593754
I-is that Loss?
>>78608362
>not claiminghis body
>>78592657
I hate those dreams.
>>78633047
I think it's implying the exact opposite.
>>78593796
>having you're friend fiction back up on the main computer and not a secondary drive.
Get your shit together Ellory.
>>78633801
That's not a -fu, that's a sharkbando
>stroytiming something four times
What the fuck are you doing.
>>78617618
I remember this thread.
>>78635829
>those bags under her eyes
poor put-upon shark mom
>>78633801
i recognize that
>>78595984
>Toxic
Trigga, please
>>78602944
Anon, you don't have to try to impress us
>>78617618
>>78592608
>>78593041
Oh David, you fucking spineless plankton
>>78592721
Is this like Watamote, but for sharks or something? Either way, I like the storytime.
>>78595984
>toxic
is this bait
Was it one of you guys asking for Ellory porn on /trash/?
