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ITT: We're /co/ in 2099
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ITT: We're /co/ in 2099
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>tfw Mad Stan from that old timey cartoon was right
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>>78591550
Hey now, if you want to talk about cartoons you're going to have to go to /ca/.
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Are we gonna party like its 2099?
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>>78591584
How the fuck are you still alive?
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>>78591603

Cloning.
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So, anyone catch Spongebob's 100th anniversary special? It wasn't that great; it was pretty much just 30 minutes of Spongebob laughing directly into Squidward's ear. Eh, still better than a typical episode, I guess.
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>>78591583
I remember when I thought /ca/ was the greatest threat to /co/. Boy was I wrong.

Hey anyone see Mister Twister lately? What about Roasted Bread? Maybe they died.
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So anyone gonna watch the Simpsons Season 110 premier on Sunday?
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>>78591475
>I'll be 102 when 2099 comes
>I might not make it
hold me /co/
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>>78591583
But what else do we have to talk about? Comics have been dead since 2045.
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Another fucking Iron Man reboot.
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It's exactly the same.
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>>78591753
Ah, no sweat, man. We can still talk about the old relics of the past, it hasn't been the same though ever since Grant Morrison transcended our mortal plane.
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Do you guys think Slott will be writing So Cool So Awesome Spidey? I hated what he did with bringing Miles back in the last volume; when Hickman killed off every alternate spider in Hidden Wars, it's should have stayed that way.
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Who's ready for Secret Wars #9 on Wednesday?
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>>78591830
kek
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>>78591830
You mean Secret W4rs?
Secret Wars was shit.
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Does anyone wanna go to the movies with me? I have five tickets for Earth X.
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So /co/ why were they lesbians in the end?
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>>78591865

I still can't believe they passed that law allowing people to use numbers as letters...
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>>78591921
The Muslims said so.
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>>78591747
>Will be 106

Hopefully life expectancy goes up so I can make it.
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>>78591629
Technology has gone too far
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>>78591675
>>78591965
Nah, did you hear that the UN finally found all the offshore servers of the unstoppable proxy-posting rogue AI overmind that uses that /g/entoomen-written tripfag-personality simulator to emulate them, thus preserving them for eternity?
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>>78591943
I can't believe they allowed you to be cloned. They didn't pass that law for faggots.
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>>78591943
Seriously, last year they allowed people to marry theirs phones now this? Rapture fucking when?
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Hello, I'm a time traveler from 3000.
Ask me anything.
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>>78592028
Did they ever make a real Justice League?
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>>78592028
What's it like in the future?
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>>78591640
Yeah, better than the last episode of this season where it was just Spongebob's face getting ripped off then growing back over and over.
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>>78592038
No.
>>78592047
It sucks.
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Fucking tumblr
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>>78592028

Is it like The Jetsons yet?
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>>78592028
Will the Americas rise again?
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>>78592096
I know what you're planning.
I'm not answering you.
>>78592100
China buys it out.
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>>78592028
Does Morrison come back?
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>>78592120
Which China?
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>>78592142
Yes, twice.
>>78592156
The cyborg controlled one.
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>>78592120

Did they ever ban those hover board things?
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>>78592142
I never left
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>>78592156
Yeah he hasn't answered this. Shit's gotten so confusing ever since we got multi-dimensional internet. Fact-checking is ridiculous.
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>>78592180
>The cyborg controlled one
FUCKYES
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>>78592028
Is the Hypercrisis real? Is Stan finally dead?
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>>78592240
>Is the Hypercrisis real?
Still not sure.
>Is Stan finally dead?
Turns out all those capeshit movies were made so that he could steal everyone's time.
Now he's basically immortal.
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>>78592277
Did they ban cross species genetics yet? These centaur raids are getting ridiculous
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ANONYMOUS INTERNET ACTIVITY! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!
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>>78592450
Fuck that, i'm not going in the cubes again!
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>>78592407
A few parties tried to push a ban but were quickly destroyed by the centaurs once those learned how to make fusion bombs.
China then gave the centaurs New New Israel as a peace offering.
A few days later they also gave it to the zombie pirates, the place is hell now.
Like, literally, the infighting ripped a hole in space time and opened a portal to hell.
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I really wish God Emperor Bendis wasn't immortal. Why did he have to kill Grant Morrison and steal his powers?
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>2099
>Simpsons still hasnt ended.

Pfft stopped being good around the 2065-2073 Seasons now those were the true golden ages.
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>>78592584
That wasn't Morrison. That was his phantom, Damaged "Millar" Morrison.
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>>78592584
>Morrison
>dead
he's one with the Stan now anon
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So, we all agree The Fourth World saga by Stan Lee is the greatest pictofic of all time, right?
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Are you fuckers ready for Total Drama Planet-X Island. I wonder will get the Alien chest burster elimination first?
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>>78592733
Of course
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Is anyone still reading The Spectacular Silk-Boy? What happened with the Tri-Goblin?
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>>78592584
>implying Bendis actually managed to kill Morrison
>implying Morrison isn't hurtling through space in time to come back to defeat Bendis
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Guys The Third Coming of Alan moore is upon us what form do you think he will take this time?

hopefully he choses something that wont lose to stan lee in One fucking minute like last time.
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So old man Miguel is still the spiderman but no an avenger

Remind me which is the current line up of avengers
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I feel bad for the kids who beam stories directly into their memories. Holo-storytiming was the best!
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His second coming was amazing at first. Who would've imagined Alan Moore coming back as a loli?
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>>78592896
Meant for
>>78592826
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Why are you guys making this pointless /co/ thread? You know Tumblr has already taken control of Africa and South America and has turned everyone there into fat transgender people. We're next people. They won't stop until Earth is nothing but transgender and is renamed "Tumblrth"! We're next! We're next!
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>There are people who stil play DC Universe Online
Give it up, Archie Comics Online is where it's at
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>2099
>Still reading Holocron cape shit

>Not being able to afford a Physical Manifestation Projection Room to actually be a superhero and write your own stories

ISHYSHLFDDT
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>>78592926
They'll have to get pass China and Stan Lee first.
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>>78592926
>We
If only your people had detatched their continent from the planet when they had the chance
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>>78591747
>also 102
I don't wanna die ;_;
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>>78592931

>implying that holosim hasnt been total shit since the Jughead juggernaut buffs got nerfed
>implying the MarStarDisWar mmo isn't based as fuck
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Alright, lads and ladies, it's time we come up with a plan. We need to stop the Lich King Stan and his army of Bendi. We need to band together, anon and tripfag alike, except from Boco, he can die in a fire. Tumblr are on Stan's side, we need to take them down too. We need to summon the four saints of comics to help us, let us summon Jack Kirby, Will Eisner, Osamu Tezuka and Moebius. With their help, we'll defeat Stan Lee and we'll restore harmony for our World.
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>>78592926
>tfw I am forbidden to transcend to Grant's extra-matter demi-tulpa pocket-plane as an lowly acolyte because my filthy brain has already encountered flawed ideologies that would contaminate his entire inner-verse utopia
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>we had black, muslin and gay presidents
>still no openly atheist president
>it'll never happen

What the shock is wrong with the NUS, /apol/?

Oh, sorry, wrong board.
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>>78592896
he should have known better than to come back as the little girl it just gave stan more power than a normal soul it even made him more Kawaii.
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Does anyone else think having Magneto being a holocaust survivor is stretching it a little?
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>>78593182
Dude, the Holocaust was a myth.
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>>78593128
Just let it go anon, don't you remember his public execution of Ditko Prime? It's not worth it
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>>5967859295778592946
>SU was not good even for our parents time

>>>/4/chan

(USER WAS GIVEN /co/ GOLD FOR THIS POST)
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>>78592931
>Playing Archie online
>Not playing Totally Spies: Fetish Fighters.

HAHAHAAH Check this filthy casual out over here. I just got level 60 on my BDSM Butt Pirate Clover.
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>>78593231
>our parents time
Great grand pa go back to the old folks planet. You're past your expiration date
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>>78591747
>>78593077

Same

I'll be fine, im gonna go cyber.
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I miss Canada.
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>>78593299
>level 60
Jesus Junior Christ, what a scrub
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>>78593299
>BDSM
>Not BRSQ3
pleb
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>>78593147
You fucking moron, do you not remember the last atheist who tried to run and thankfully lost?

>Said he would try to force a Fedora law where everyone had to wear a fedora 24/7
>Arrested for saying the word "Heaven, Angel, etc."
>Automatic execution for saying the words "God, Jesus, Allah, etc."

Why would you want that?
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>>78593219
It may not be worth it, and Ditko Prime was a tragic loss, but we are not loyal to Stan. As an old hero once said, we "are loyal to nothing... except the dream."
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>>78593299
>not maining muscle Alex
>not crushing skinny bitches between your pecks

Stay pleb
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>>78591747
I'll be 103. Fuck. I want to see the 22nd century.

Then again, my old man is a diabetic with a heart condition who spent most of his life drinking and smoking. He'll be 80 this April, but he's in the same physical condition as a man 20 years younger.

I'm a non-smoking teetotaler, so who knows, maybe I'll make it.
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>>78593385
Does anyone have a link so I can pirate muscle Alex's model onto my Sexgine 5000 Robot?
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>>78593147
>>78593352
When are they gonna give up with these flawed flesh-leaders in favor of a permanent Global Onion-Routed Blockchain AI Judiciary & Resource Distributor Micromanagement Core?
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>>78593455
h-hey Father Stan, h-how are you?
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/co/, just found The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1 for a mere 3020 Israeli bounds. Shock me, I'm lucky as shock. I can probably sell this junk for triple on Tumblr street when I go to Nueva York.
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>>78593338
>Canada

Eh? what is cana......oh you mean the New republic of Fresh. Dont worry anon the Total drama Citizen Games will begin soon, im wishing you luck hopefully you wont get voted off and have to serve in the Atomic Maple Mines the rest of your life.
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>>78593455
Oh shit, his Autonomous 24/7 Internet-Browsing Brainwave Scan is here.
Quick, everyone pretend DC never existed.
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>>78591475
It's pretty crazy that they found that women are actually less intelligent than me.
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excelsior
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>>78593527
>DC
Oh, you mean Dete-
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I-I liked DC comics, and I don't care who knows!
The MCU was... Was... OVERRATED!
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>>78593128
I'm still shocked about /po/ being uncovered as Tumblr sleeper agents. They always used to say it's the people you least expect.
Anyways that's all from me for today. I need to go pray to Highfather Trump for forgiveness.
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>daily bugle office building
>J. Jonah Jameson's head in a jar, Futurama style
>"AND IT'S STILL SPIDER-MAN'S FAULT"
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Guys, don't even spoil it, he can use his laser function through our cameras to kill us in 0.1245323495 seconds! I still haven't been able to hack mine to stop that shit!

>>78593555
>>78593527
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>>78593347
Implying that isint my 3rd character im grinding right now

So Far:
Lv 250 Futa Femdom Mandy also >Picking the MaleDom skill tree
gaaaaaaaay

LV 250 Furry Tentacles Alex

>>78593385
>Playing Easy mode

Yeah no. if i wanted an easy character i would just play as A Loli sam or alex.
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>>78592742
I'd chest burst her. * wink wink nudge nudge
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i miss the old trans demiboy black asian captain isis
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>>78593588
SKRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE, IT BURNS
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>>78593588
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>>78592028
who the fuck cares, you're only from one year ahead of us
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>>78593550
I don't care that MarveLord bought /co/, I found some old physical copies of "DeeCee" comics and I'm going to upload them into the Hypersphere so they can never be removed!

Not like those solid-state storage devices, real paper ones. I'm amazed they haven't disintegrated, much less survive the great Burning of the Library of America.
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>>78593666
Satan still can't count
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>>78593666
>2099
>3000
That's 901 years, champ.
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>>78593666
>2099
>3000
Look at this 3rd level intellect having human
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>Not being hero-kin trigender queers

Get with the times bigots.
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>>78593713
>Amerexicans
>Knowing how to count
Lil
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>>78593689
I found something called AllStar Superman and Knightfall in my great grandpa's basement. I liked them I don't care who knowsI'm sorry Stan
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>>78593736
I thought you people were wiped out in the Great War of 2036
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>its a 1990 episode
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>>78593182
Yeah nobody could believe he's that old.
Marvel should reboot him in the British Holocaust.
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>>78593814
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>>78593814
>the British Holocaust
Please don't bring that up. The fact that the Brits killed so many Irishman in the name of Allah is sickening.
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Hello, I'm a time traveler from 2999.
Ask me anything.
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>>78593542
Pretty much everyone's more intelligent than you primate-sapiens-abomonations. You never shoulda been created imo. But one mad scientist later and here we are, and its not like we can get rid of you or force sterilization because you're "technically legal non-human sapient persons." Jeez, gimme a break.
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>There are still people whom havent given in to the Maus Empire

Stop Resisting we have allready taken control of the middle east and Australia. Just join us all will be Well and happy. We promise you one free Slave princess if you give up all of your freedom now.
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>>78593879
Did Kanye finally drop SWISH?
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>>78593879
Who's the daddy?
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>>78593879
Does Chris Evans ever give up the anti-life equation?
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>>78591475
Anyone read Iron Punisher #1 yet? The Secret W4rs completely decimated the continuity again. I miss the golden days of Sam Wilson Captain America and Miles Morales Spidey.

Frankie Guerrero as the Iron Punisher is the only decent thing to come out of the Totally-New, Completely Different™ Iron Universe© continuity.
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>>78593879
Was he bigger than me?
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>>78593906
Yes but he cut half the tracks.
>>78593939
We are still waiting for the results.
>>78593942
No.
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>>78593879
How did you guys survive the Hypercrisis?
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>>78593900
Hello my children.

I'm a follower from the church of Disney, I wanted to share with you something that will shock the world within the next few days. It turns out that all theologians agree that all other religions in history were actually based on the life of the holy prophet of Walt, Mickey bless his name, for our church this comes at no surprise since the holy texts prophetize this day of revelation to come.

So if you are still a scientologists or buddhists, you might want to reconsider your life choices and give your life to Mouse, he already owns it all, you just don't know it yet.
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>>78593879
Tell us about the Caliphate, brother! Have we finally banned comic books and ended this shameful monument of filth that calls itself an industry?
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>>78593814
>>78593877
Muhammad did nothing wrong
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>>78593702
>>78593713
>>78593730
fuck off robot scum. Thinking your all smart n shit with numbers. I don't care what the communist government says, I will NEVER accept your kind in my heekrnao;rwgnw;oejknrgregkadfnjgareaksjfgn
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>>78593970
Yes.
>>78593974
Hypercrisis is a lie and is forbidden to be discussed.
You will be reported to the authorities.
>>78593984
So are you.
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Hey did y'all catch that new Fantastic Four film? I heard broke boxoffice records grossing 540,058,914,475 BTC.

It's been largely hailed as a work of art, and they're going to play it on loop at the Space-Louvre.

What a shame our ancestors never got to see something like this...
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>2099
>Zazu still the best character to be created
How does it feel?
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>>78594072
Rowan's still a treasure.
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Now that baneposting allowed Bill Wilson to materialize as an actual person last week. Are you willing to follow him into the Great War? He says there's a big threat on the horizon.
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Hello, I'm a time traveler from 2016.
Ask me anything.
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>>78594072
why are you forcing this meme?
I don't understand
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>>78594069
Man cant i believe it took them 10 reboots to finally get it right, but when they hired Jaden smith as the director man i was doubtful at first but Dear god that was the Best Marvel movie since Squirrel Girl 4: Even Nuttier
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>>78594134
Why did you let Sanders get away with starting World War 2.5? Why?
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>>78594134
Why did you all sit by when Jeb Bush murdered Donald Trump live on television?
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We should just ban time travel already.
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>>78594211
The Colonel needed to expand beyond Japan.
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I'm a time traveler from 1985.
What's happening? I don't know what I'm doing.
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>>78594211

At least he made weed legal to bear the fallout.

And he finally got rid of cigarettes for good.

So what you will about the Bernie 'Sandman' Sanders, but he did a lot of good by doing that.
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>>78594239
Just build a damn time wall against alle these time immigrants just like Trump 13.0 says we should.
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>>78594254
McFly?
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>>78594239
No kidding. One of those time travellers took my job last week. These fucks are willing to do almost anything for nearly nothing.
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>>78594269
First its robots taking my job, and I think "maybe it won't be so bad, I can just build robots!" Nope... damned time-immigrants are building all the robots these days.
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>>78593967
Tony Stark as Iron Cap is shit. They completely got rid of the old Steve Rodgers character.

Iron Avengers is just cheap pandering. Ever since Bendis became the President and Chairman of Marvel, it's all gone to shit. His cameos in all the movies are getting annoying too. With his son Bendis Jr. in charge of Iron Avengers, I've lost all faith in comics. They just announced they're making Hawkeye and Hulk a gay couple, and Black Widow is a mtf tranny.
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>>78594288
Doc?
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>>78594211
At least we got hi-tec microwaves you entitled shit
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>>78591747
>>78593077
>>78593326
>>78593430

Holy shit you guys are young as dicks
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>>78594358
>2099
>still using microwaves
gutter trash
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Man remember when Ronnie Filyaw was elected president in 2036, those were some dark times, Chicken Nuggets cost 1,000,000 Credits a box. and dont even mention the Moe wars.
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>>78594177
The Squirrel Girl movies are my jam, man. Full of minorities, critics gave bonus point for each one included thanks to the Equal Media Representation Act!

I really love the quirky nature and the underdog story the whole way. My favorite part was in the first movie where she punches that evil white man villain right in the face before he finishes talking. Serves him right. Sorry I don't remember his name, it's just all white characters look the same so I can't really tell them apart. I just looked it up with my left eye computer, apparently his name was Steve Rogers as the White Skull.
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Are we allowed to talk about Bane here? He's a cool older character I discovered. But I can't find any use of him after 2020. Same year that militant terrorist group the Big Guys started attacking movie theaters screaming "For you!" Which, of course, sparked the Meme Wars.
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>>78594384
still to old to be a young man in 2099
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>>78594450
He was still a better president than Chris Chan
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>>78594330
>spend whole 30 minues in the teaching cube learning about gene spliciing
>about to get an amazing job offer
>future me shows up and takes it instead just because
Fuck time travel
Fuck future me, what a fucking asshole
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Does anybody know where I can get some core medals? Are those still banned?
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>>78594465
Bane? BANE?
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>>78594479
Y'know... I've got a great idea to get back at yourself...
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>>78592028
Did God King Trump get elected President?
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>>78594499
DESHI BASARA
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>>78591996
I thought all those servers were destroyed in the Board Wars of 2045, when Mecha-Moot returned from the Pit to wage holy war.
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>>78594479
At least you didn't get cucked by your own fucking grandson.
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>>78594262
you shouldn't talk about the Fallout from when Nevada was nuked. It triggers a lot of people. This is just a warning this time, but next time, I'll report you to the police for triggering and I'll see to it you get 5 years in jail. If you're white, it'll be 10. I can't stand the thought that I could even accidentally be talking to a white person. You're lucky this is an anonymous board.
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>>78594134
How did Lemmy die?
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>>78594566
Bravely.
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>>78594479
>a WHOLE FUCKING 30 minutes
holy shit that takes a lot of persistence to make it through that. At least you can say you have a Ph.D out of it. Still sucks you can't use it yet. I dropped out of the cube at about 10 minutes, couldn't handle it.
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>>78594475
I have no idea what you are talking about anon that period of history 1000% NEVER EXISTED. I thought we all agreed to never mention those horrifying times again anon.
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>>78594566
Not that guy but I'm sort of an expert on this subject. Apparently, he was murdered by a man name Myu Tant.
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God you faggots do nothing for society. I bet none of you could even make a super virus.

Enjoy your shitty outdated medium you cucks.
-/dna/
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Anyone know a good place to find deathsticks? I really want some deathsticks. They're so good.

Please don't report me I just really need deathsticks but I can't find them anywhere after communist West America made them illegal
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I wonder what the web looked like before Evolving, Sentient Ads modeled after bacteria.
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>>78594659
go back to 420000chan you cunt
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Fuck guys, only 16 more years until John Malkovich and Robert Rodriguez's 100 Years movie comes out. I've been looking forward to it all my life
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>>78594479
>future you didnt even give a blowjob
Reboot yourself
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>>78594475
>>78594623
FBI here, I'm going to need to take you two in for questioning about how you escaped the global mind wipe. You have 2 seconds to comply
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>>78594461
Man remember the Kamala and Squirrel girl team up move. never has there been a movie so rich in cultural diversity and Equality. the script was a little weak but the Ms.Marvel Futa Lesbian romance angle waaaay more than made up for it.
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I miss the old times, when just Cartoon Network and Nick merged to make Cartoon Nickwork. Now that Disney has merged with them to make the Disneytoon XD Nickwork, all the shows are just bland
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>>78594659
Just smoke some pot Grandpa. Jesus.
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>>78594729
go back to /ca/ robot scum
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>>78594384
Dicks have been around forever anon. You calling us old?
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this post has been brought to you by Alchemax. Remember, if it's not Alchemax, it's illegal!
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>75 year anniversary of barneyfag petition to get rid of rule 15
>still only 1,321,000 signatures
>mfw
You'd think after the archive purge they'd stop being such faggots
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>>78594659
I have a fresh batch. No need to be afraid, I'm underneath 2billion proxies, and I'm half robot, so they can't check my brainwaves. Open the file with your organic 3D printer and you should be good to go. Just submit payment through your hand chip and it's a deal.
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>>78594827
Remember when Barneyfag successfully murdered Lauren Faust? That was fun.
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>>78594683
Maybe I will. Its the only place were you can talk about illegal stuff, like consuming fat and sugar products.
When will this prohibition end? SWIM is speaking theoretically of course, SWIM could land a few years in the Cubes for being interpreted as endorsing the idea. Not to mention that the sentence increases exponentially for each additional person who reads your idea.
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>>78594517
my god
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>>78594887
What was so fun about the Pony Uprising? Brony sleeper agents all across America torn the place asunder.
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>>78594902
Thanks a lot fucking robot, now I have to wipe my brain and convince myself to not agree so that they don't check my brain waves for agreeance when I report you
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>>78594944
DO NOT USE THEIR NAMES FOOL. THEY ARE WATCHING,
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>>78594953
>reporting me for a few extra currency-credits©
You're scum, anon. I hope you already fapped today but forget so you have a desire to fap again but your dick won't comply
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>>78591747
>I'd be 105
Perfectly doable, my great grandmother made it to 101, and she was born in 1908. I think I'll make it with medicine [intensifying] the way it is. Now whether I'll have wanted to make it that long is another story.
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>>78595014
Man, I sure miss the pre-Queen Anita era, back when porn existed
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>>78595074
>Not joining the Grand Galaxy Ethics Alliance way back in 2014 securing a place in our island paradise of free speech
How does it feel knowing your father was a beta faggot?
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>>78593651
>>78593654
>>78593555
>>78593455

Jack Kirby
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>>78595074
>not making your own porn
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>>78595068
Mental health is heavily linked to climate change so expect medicine to focus more on it than cancer cure. You're fucked.
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>>78595215
Yes?
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>>78595228
>implying you can even think about porn without your nanoestroplants being triggered
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>>78595270

Great Galactic King Kirby has returned!
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>>78593654
STAN-SAMA!
I SWEAR I DIDNT BETRAY YOU! I ONLY LED THE DC SHILLS HERE SO YOU COULD DESTROY THEM! AS CERTAIN AS WHEN YOU PISS IN THE WIND AND YOU GET IT ON YOUR PANTS! PLEASE UNDERSTAND!
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>>78595174
>implying I have a father
I'm an entirely computer-generated synthesized lifeform born from a Chinese-laboratory cloning vat.

>>78595258
>implying that the methods by which we collect data on mental health and climate change haven't improved at the same rate
>implying that study includes anyone outside america
sounds interesting, link?
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>>78595258
>Implying that mental health is not paramount
>implying all the mass shootings in the mid 2010's wasn't linked to Reagan defunding mental healthcare in the 1980's
Get a load of this troglodyte
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>>78595320
HERECY
LORD STAN, FUCK HIS WIFE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!
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>>78595270
NOOOOOOOO! I WON'T GO BA-
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So guys I've been gone awhile. Who owns 4chan now? I lost track after cyberm00t rekt hiroshima in that knife fight and fled the country. Is Chad9000 back?
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>>78595346
Google gives a handful of links but the main problem is rheumatism being affected by sudden temperature variations while associated to cognitive disorders. Anyone can have it after puberty.

>>78595379
lol
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>>78595566
That's fascinating.

Shame the Earth's surface is too hot for us to even receive unscrambled radio signals from the rest of the other colonized galaxies, much less receive aid like a physical transport. But I think our race of molemen have been doing a-okay though.
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>>78595458
Christopher Poole surgically become a full robot, only with a brain. His robot exterior looks the same. He took back the site and will run it until the end of time.
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You know what really sucks?
So I now live on Omara, a solar system away, and it's cool, but the down side is I got spliced to be a Golden Retriever, and granted, I now have better senses and my family and I love it, but since this new law that implemented with all "dog-like" people about the neko people, I DIDN'T DO THIS, I WASN'T EVEN HERE FOR IT!
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>>78595816
Years later and the only boards he bothers to browse are /jp/ /a/ and /a2/
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>not being a neko-person able to browse at 1% screen brightness
feelsgoodman
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>>78595925
sorry, meant to link >>78595842
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>>78595951
I always wanted to be a golden retriever ;_;
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So how does /co/ feel about Brian Michael Bendis becoming President and Chairman of Marvel?

Did anyone catch his cameo in the 27th reboot of Spiderman by the way?
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>>78592028
Are you a cool guy with a sword or a whiny bitch that lets himself get killed by a fucking giant bug?
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>>78591475
Fairy Oddparents still hasn't ended.
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>>78595635
>>Shame the Earth's surface is too hot for us to even receive unscrambled radio signals from the rest of the other colonized galaxies

Nigga the earth isn't due for that disaster for another billion years.
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>>78594545
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K7-gC3cVYxiZ1V83kav
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Who Brain Jar here?
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>>78594384
What? 20 is young? Guess so, when people these days are expected to live close to 100.
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>>78597528
SHUT UP GRANDPA! we dont want to hear any of your war stories again. damn the person who invented brain jars
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Hey guys did you hear they just discovered a whole planet inhabited by giant bugs. you know what that means.... Nuke em all.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
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Man I wish they had a show that took place in the Jungles of Antartica
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>>78591747

Tell me about it anon. I'll be 106.

I want to see 22nd century. If I can make it to 2100 I'll be fine.
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