People may bitch about Luke fighting Vader after the events of the first movie or Han, Chewie, and Leia with lightsabers, but at least this horseshit is no longer canon.
I don't see what's so wrong about this.
Why wouldn't it be? He still created c3po in the flicks, yes?
>>78586773
Star Wars will never be good again. We should just accept it and move on.
>>78586799
>>78586773
>>78586799
It means that during the events of Empire Strikes Back, Vader took some time while he was at Cloud City to cry about mommy even though he abandoned all attachment to his previous life like 20 years before. He should feel nothing upon seeing C-3PO at that point in his life.
>>78586809
Him creating C-3PO is still canon, him moping about him during the events of Empire Strikes Back is not.
>>78586876
But, That is the Jedi way.
The slith way is to be emotional about things.
>>78587022
Explains why anakin and kylo became sith lords, theyre both pissy whiny angsty faggots.
>>78586773
Anakin making C-3PO was one of the more idiotic parts of the prequels. Besides being completely unnecessary, why didn't Obiwan recognize them in a New Hope?
>>78587097
He did though. I thought it was clear he was lying about not recognizing R2-D2.
>>78587130
Why lie? He could have just said that he knew those two droids from back in the day when he was a Jedi.
>>78587172
Because Jedis work in mysterious ways?
>>78587191
By that reasoning, Qui Gon Gin and tonic is a god damn enigma
>>78586773
>new horseshit
>old horseshit
Horseshit is horseshit.
>>78587097
Why would he recognize them? Do you really think they're the only C-3PO and R2-D2 units in the galaxy? Besides, he never really met Threepio anyway.
>>78586876
But that's not true. If it were, Vader wouldn't have been redeemed at all and would have let Palpatine kill Luke.
>>78587537
Literally the only thing in the galazy that can break Vader's shell is his family. This is the entire point of ROTJ.
>>78586876
Not really, Vader has always been sentimental which is what turned him to the dark side and then back to the light sight.
Lets face it but even though he was strong in the force he was always a shit Jedi and a shit Sith.
>>78586876
Wow, you are a moron who completely missed the point.
Vader moping about his decisions are what makes him strong in the dark side. He needs to be a sad fuck all the time, he needs to hate himself and every decision he took and know it's too late to do anything because he killed a bunch of his friends and the girl he loved.
That page is great.
>>78588207
>He needs to be a sad fuck all the time, he needs to hate himself and every decision he took and know it's too late to do anything because he killed a bunch of his friends and the girl he loved.
This.
Why is no one addressing the fact that this came from a Star Wars Tales comic and was never canon
>>78588374
Mostly because it's the only thing that actually makes this unnecessary bit of trivia from the first episode tolerable.
How come a stab with a lightsaber is always a fight-ender? Nobody ever died to an opponent who still had a little left in he tank, so to speak? Did all Jedi and Sith just all agreed that any time the lightsaber goes through your back, you should just drop your saber and quietly die a noble death, rather than going for broke and taking the other guy with you while he holds his pose like a retard?
>>78586876
You're hilariously wrong. Vader cares more about his mom and Padme more than literally anything else. He committed genocide for both of them. It's totally in-character for him to mope over something that reminds him of his mom.
>>78588497
>cut up by a laser that cauterises a huge hole in your torso, probably fucks up the vagus nerve and immediately sends you into shock
>nah bro just keep walking and fighting it's cool
>>78588497
Lightsaber boils your insides when it goes in.
Remember what it did to that armored door?
>>78588497
I have a feeling that if you get lightsabered in the back, you probably won't have any fight left in you.
>>78586773
>you you were meant
Was this a typo or is she supposed to be stammering?
>>78586876
Crying about shit has been Anakin's main character trait since the prequels whether you like it or not. Even if we lived in a world were the prequels didn't exist he was still shown to be somewhat sentimental wanting his son to join him and then saving his life and all.
>>78589076
not to mention he throws fucking tantrums all the time in the original trilogy. how many poor workers on the death star got choked because they gave vader bad news about things totally out of their control?
>>78586917
Which is super duper retarded. Why would he create a droid that looks like it was mass-produced, and is identical in appearance to many other droids shown in the movies?
>>78588308
Is SW Tales worth reading? No meme answers please
>>78589191
He only made his skeleton + wiring
Plates were added by Shmi/The Lars family before AOTC and then Padme or whatever during the Clone Wars.
>>78586773
Anaking building 3po was definitely stupid but this page is pretty great. What's wrong with it?
>>78590148
Hating SW is IN this /co/ season
>>78590068
Ehhh it was interesting it wasn't exactly the best of Dark Horse SW comics but still they are worth a look.
>>78590068
There's a lot of shit in it, but a lot of gems too
>>78586773
The Happy Birthday issue is also not canon.
>>78588726
One last weak swing, or even just let your arm drop while holding the button.
>>78589141
How many pretended they got choked, you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdQqjcsfC8
>>78590068
There was this one story where a Devornian (I think that's what they're called) named Villie had to take a cat-chick home...and hyperspace made her shift into a big-ass, talking, quadruped sabretooth cat that was dropping all kinds of double entendre while hunting him throughout his shit. Boner was hella confused
