>has ice powers
>"you need to chill out!"
>>78574623
>has heat powers
>"time to turn up the fire"
>speedster
>"try to keep up!"
>Skeleton
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"
>has stretching powers
>"Ive got a bone to pick with you!"
Fire guy
"It's time to turn up the heat!"
>has nanomachines power
>THE MEMES JACK
I don't know about you guys, but if I had ice powers, I would be making tons of ice puns.
>>78575224
Look at a Borderlands PreSequel ad. OVER 100 ICE RELATED PUNS
>>78574623
>Gets emotional about Frozen
>"You need to let it go, anon"
>Somehow putting "let it go" in spoiler tags is supposed to make it funny.
>>78574623
>Invisible powers
>"Can you see me now?"
>>78574959
>has time powers
>"you're gonna have a bad time"
>>78574623
>spying powers
>"can we please do phrasing again"
>has Vietnam powers
>"I've got a It Ain't Me to pick with you!"
>>78575575
I think the spoiler tags in this case are supposed to signify shame over a lame joke. I agree it's annoying though.
>>78574858
>>78574871
>has ghost powers
>after any pun, apologises for how bad the pun is
Seriously, does any ghost character NOT have a moment where they say "okay that one sucked" out loud?
>>78576853
>Weren't we here tomorrow?
The only thing better than ice puns to me is this shit.
>have water powers
>"Let's hit those showers!"
>>78574858
https://youtu.be/gua71Ia7rAU?t=3m28s
I love all of these
>>78574623
>Cowboy
>"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
>grows 50 ft tall
Every damn time
>The thing that happens in one form of popular fiction.
>Happens in another form of popular fiction.
>Feline themed super herp
>Whats wrong? Cat got your tongue?
>>78574623
Oh come on, cold puns are really nice.
>>78574623
>superpower based puns at all
cringe
